The prehistoric group pet is a lucky star
Chapter 24
"Junior Brother Zhou, are you in a bad mood?" Zhao Gongming saw Liu Shuzhou lying on the table decadently as soon as he stepped into the bamboo building, with his chin resting on the table, staring straight ahead without focus, as if he was out of state .
"Senior brother is here, sit down wherever you want." Liu Shuzhou raised his hand as a greeting, and continued to lie on his stomach.
Zhao Gongming was surprised that Liu Shuzhou in his impression was always full of vitality, even if he encountered temporary setbacks, he was rarely so decadent, and now he is simply abnormal.
"Junior brother, you are not sick, are you?" Zhao Gongming was startled, and stepped forward to hold him back, "Let's go, let's find Uncle Daode!"
The human race is fragile, far less powerful than the natural races raised in the prehistoric, so even though Liu Shuzhou has cultivated immortality, he is much stronger than ordinary human races, but in the eyes of Zhao Gongming, Jin Guangxian and others, he is still the same as a delicate flower .
"No." Liu Shuzhou straightened up lazily, looked at Zhao Gongming quietly, and asked, "Brother, what can you do to make everyone like surfing the Internet?"
The Internet promotion activities were cold, which Liu Shuzhou never expected.Maybe it's because he came from the Internet age, and his life is closely related to the Internet. He never thought that anyone could resist the temptation of the Internet, just because the Internet was too expensive for "traffic".
At the beginning, he promised Yuan Shi that the third generation of spiritual knowledge would be very popular, so as to change everyone's bad habit of clinging to spiritual knowledge and neglecting practice all day long, but in the end, not many people bought it...
He learned from Fang Ritu that people don't want to go online just because chatting online is too exhausting.Most of the users are at the lowest level of cultivation, far inferior to Zhao Gongming and the others. Even if they have sufficient spiritual power, they can spend only one or two hours online, which is far inferior to the previous days and nights when they could talk to people. chat call.
——Since the essence is for chatting and chatting, why not choose the one that consumes less spiritual power?
The functions of group chat and delay receiving messages set by chat tools are tempting, but they are not to the point where people are willing to give up a whole day of entertainment and choose one or two hours of joy.As for the Penglai Forum, due to the fact that there are not many users and few posts, and most of the posts are meaningless posts, it is really not very interesting.
The reason why this problem was not exposed during the internal test phase was mainly because the users who were invited to participate in the internal test at that time were all well-cultivated and had sufficient spiritual power.But they are a minority after all, and most of the disciples in Penglai are like Fang Ritu, who have just transformed into form not long ago, and their dao skills are rudimentary.
The current situation is that top students like Zhao Gongming, Three Heavens and Twelve Golden Immortals are addicted to the Internet and cannot extricate themselves, while the vast majority of middle-level students and even those at the bottom of the rope still maintain their old habits.
To break this deadlock, the most effective way is to reduce the consumption of spiritual power required to surf the Internet. It may be difficult, but it is not impossible.But the problem is that Liu Shuzhou's original intention is to let everyone reduce the time of using spiritual knowledge and focus on the practice. Isn't this putting the cart before the horse?
For this, Liu Shuzhou had a very headache.
Hearing Liu Shuzhou's complaints, Zhao Gongming pondered for a moment, and said, "In my opinion, the key problem is that the Internet is not attractive enough."
"It's difficult." Liu Shuzhou was unhappy.
At the current stage, he couldn't think of any good idea to divert everyone's attention to the Internet.Why can't people live without the Internet in later generations?Because there are games, novels, movies and TV shows, news and entertainment gossip on the Internet... But the current network can't even launch the custom display package function, and can only communicate with text.
Alas, it would be great if the forum could have more dry goods.In this way, at least some people can be "deceived" to visit the forum, and maybe they will fall in love after strolling around?
Wait, dry goods?
Liu Shuzhou stood up in a jerk, and hurried out.
"Junior brother, where are you going?" Zhao Gongming was afraid that he would lose his mind for a while, so he hurriedly chased him and asked.
"Go to Uncle Morality!"
***
In the smoky alchemy room, Liu Shuzhou anxiously stood aside, waiting for the reply from Daode Tianzun.
It is said that Yuan Shi had the worst temper in the Three Qing Dynasty, but Liu Shuzhou was most afraid of the moral god.Probably because I have heard too many stories about Laozi and Laojun in the past, and in front of the main body, I always feel somewhat restrained by the big boss.
The strange thing is that he doesn't feel this way in front of Tongtian, probably because Tongtian usually laughs and laughs with him, and they are his master in name, rather they are more like friends.He sometimes even thought that maybe they would be better off as friends.
When he was almost falling asleep, Daode Tianzun finally said: "Yes."
In an instant, Liu Shuzhou's drowsiness disappeared, he was overjoyed, and bowed respectfully to Daode: "Thank you, Uncle."
Daode Tianzun nodded lightly, waved his sleeves, and a volume of jade slips fell into Liu Shuzhou's arms.
"This is the 100-year cultivation experience of the original Dao, and you can use it yourself."
Liu Shuzhou was overjoyed. He originally only wanted to use the name of Daode Tianzun to let him give some pointers on the forum to attract traffic, but he didn't expect that he would give himself all his cultivation experience!
The reason why he left his master Tongtian Jiaozhu instead of looking for him, and came to ask Daode Tianzun for help.The reason is very simple. Among the Sanqing, Daode Tianzun is the most mysterious. He usually does not participate in the common affairs of Penglai Island, and only practices alchemy behind closed doors.It can be said that Daode Tianzun is the number one mysterious person in Penglai Island, and the apprentices of Tongtian who are newcomers have never even seen him.
Everyone in the world has a psychology of exploring mysteries, and the more mysterious they are, the more they want to find out.According to incomplete statistics, Daode Tianzun is the person most people in Penglai want to know, and his ranking is much higher than No.2 Yuding.
With the experience of cultivating Dao written by Daode Tianzun himself, you don't have to worry about running out of traffic now.Liu Shuzhou couldn't restrain the corners of his mouth from rising, as if he could already see the scene of Penglai Forum being overcrowded.
"Master, are you really not going to register an account? It's really interesting to surf the Internet, and it's very convenient to communicate with." Even with the cultivation manual, Liu Shuzhou didn't give up lobbying.
——If Daode Tianzun can open an account on the forum, the retention of the forum must not be low.Liu Shuzhou thought so.
Daode Tianzun took a meaningful look at Liu Shuzhou, as if he could see through his little thoughts.
"Well, uncle, I'll take my leave first." Liu Shuzhou said with a smirk on his face, and hurriedly said goodbye with the cultivation manual in his pocket.
Daode Tianzun watched him leave with a smile, and suddenly said, "Xuandu, what do you have to say?"
Xuan Du, the only disciple of Daode Tianzun, flashed out from behind the alchemy furnace in embarrassment, and said after hesitating: "Master, why didn't you tell Junior Brother Zhou that you originally planned to give a lecture in Penglai, but you were going to give the "Supreme Law" to you?" Him? Is posting on that forum more effective than your personal preaching?"
Daode Tianzun looked at the curling smoke from the pill furnace, and asked, "What do you think is the best way?"
Xuandu said euphemistically: "I heard that there are not many people on that forum on weekdays..." The implication is that Tao Daode Tianzun's preaching is more effective.
Daode Tianzun seemed a little disappointed, and said: "How can a temporary benefit be compared with a lifetime blessing?"
Xuandu was taken aback: "The forum is really so powerful?"
Daode Tianzun: "This is just the beginning."
After talking, I didn't care about Xuandu who seemed to understand but didn't understand, and went to practice on my own.
***
Jin Guangxian, a newly addicted young man who is addicted to the Internet, after finishing his practice today, confirmed that he has accumulated enough spiritual power to spend half a day on the Internet. He happily opened his spiritual knowledge and logged on to the Penglai forum.
If it is said that he only went to the forum to pour water for Liu Shuzhou's help at the beginning, now he is really addicted to the Internet, and he feels uncomfortable if he doesn't post dozens of posts on the forum every day, but what he said is too watery. People gave it the nickname—Penglai Water King.
"It's just these accounts that talk back and forth, and the nonsense posts are meaningless... Hey, it's a newcomer!" Jin Guangxian lifted his spirits when he saw an unfamiliar user name on the forum.
Taking a closer look, Jin Guangxian's hand shook, and his spiritual knowledge directly hit his face.
"..." He cursed and got up from the bed, without caring about anything else, picked up his spiritual sense, and took a closer look——
"Hiss!" He gasped.
Just kidding!How could Uncle Morality be on the forum?Fake it is!This was Jin Guangxian's first reaction.
He rubbed his eyes and looked again.
Well, it is true that the words "Tao De Tian Zun" are written.
"Could it be someone of the younger generation pretending to be it? You can't be so bold, right?" Jin Guangxian muttered to himself, but still couldn't believe that the account was Da Dao Tianzun himself.
You know, that is the Taoist Tianzun who didn't even attend the Penglai Conference!
Regardless of whether the account is real or fake, Jin Guangxian became interested, looked forward to search, and found a post from "Tao Dao Tian Zun".
""Supreme Law": 81 chapters of Daoism? What the hell, the title is too random..." Jin Guangxian complained.
As the water king of the forum, he is well versed in the essence of party headlines, such as "Shocked, he is such a fairy that he did such a thing in public!" If he was born in modern times, he would be selected as one of the top ten employees of the UC Shock Department .
As everyone knows, as the actual administrator of the Daode Tianzun account, Liu Shuzhou also thought of an eye-catching headline.But after thinking about it, the name "Tao De Tian Zun" itself represents a huge amount of traffic, even if the title is a full stop, people will click on it, so there is no need to make a fuss about it.Moreover, most of the headlines are exaggerated. If he really made a headline such as "After 500 years of retreat and practice, I finally realized it", it would be inconsistent with the morality, heaven, and personality, and it would easily cause public dissatisfaction.
Tianzun Daode gave "Supreme Law" to Liu Shuzhou, so he naturally acquiesced in uploading the contents of this book to the forum.Liu Shuzhou has browsed through it beforehand, and found that the content of this book is exquisite, the teachings are profound but not boring, and there are 81 chapters in total, each chapter is followed by a complete and detailed explanation, which is very helpful for those who practice Taoism.It is definitely not too much to describe it as "fine speaking".
To complain, Jin Guangxian still clicked on the title out of curiosity.
"Senior brother is here, sit down wherever you want." Liu Shuzhou raised his hand as a greeting, and continued to lie on his stomach.
Zhao Gongming was surprised that Liu Shuzhou in his impression was always full of vitality, even if he encountered temporary setbacks, he was rarely so decadent, and now he is simply abnormal.
"Junior brother, you are not sick, are you?" Zhao Gongming was startled, and stepped forward to hold him back, "Let's go, let's find Uncle Daode!"
The human race is fragile, far less powerful than the natural races raised in the prehistoric, so even though Liu Shuzhou has cultivated immortality, he is much stronger than ordinary human races, but in the eyes of Zhao Gongming, Jin Guangxian and others, he is still the same as a delicate flower .
"No." Liu Shuzhou straightened up lazily, looked at Zhao Gongming quietly, and asked, "Brother, what can you do to make everyone like surfing the Internet?"
The Internet promotion activities were cold, which Liu Shuzhou never expected.Maybe it's because he came from the Internet age, and his life is closely related to the Internet. He never thought that anyone could resist the temptation of the Internet, just because the Internet was too expensive for "traffic".
At the beginning, he promised Yuan Shi that the third generation of spiritual knowledge would be very popular, so as to change everyone's bad habit of clinging to spiritual knowledge and neglecting practice all day long, but in the end, not many people bought it...
He learned from Fang Ritu that people don't want to go online just because chatting online is too exhausting.Most of the users are at the lowest level of cultivation, far inferior to Zhao Gongming and the others. Even if they have sufficient spiritual power, they can spend only one or two hours online, which is far inferior to the previous days and nights when they could talk to people. chat call.
——Since the essence is for chatting and chatting, why not choose the one that consumes less spiritual power?
The functions of group chat and delay receiving messages set by chat tools are tempting, but they are not to the point where people are willing to give up a whole day of entertainment and choose one or two hours of joy.As for the Penglai Forum, due to the fact that there are not many users and few posts, and most of the posts are meaningless posts, it is really not very interesting.
The reason why this problem was not exposed during the internal test phase was mainly because the users who were invited to participate in the internal test at that time were all well-cultivated and had sufficient spiritual power.But they are a minority after all, and most of the disciples in Penglai are like Fang Ritu, who have just transformed into form not long ago, and their dao skills are rudimentary.
The current situation is that top students like Zhao Gongming, Three Heavens and Twelve Golden Immortals are addicted to the Internet and cannot extricate themselves, while the vast majority of middle-level students and even those at the bottom of the rope still maintain their old habits.
To break this deadlock, the most effective way is to reduce the consumption of spiritual power required to surf the Internet. It may be difficult, but it is not impossible.But the problem is that Liu Shuzhou's original intention is to let everyone reduce the time of using spiritual knowledge and focus on the practice. Isn't this putting the cart before the horse?
For this, Liu Shuzhou had a very headache.
Hearing Liu Shuzhou's complaints, Zhao Gongming pondered for a moment, and said, "In my opinion, the key problem is that the Internet is not attractive enough."
"It's difficult." Liu Shuzhou was unhappy.
At the current stage, he couldn't think of any good idea to divert everyone's attention to the Internet.Why can't people live without the Internet in later generations?Because there are games, novels, movies and TV shows, news and entertainment gossip on the Internet... But the current network can't even launch the custom display package function, and can only communicate with text.
Alas, it would be great if the forum could have more dry goods.In this way, at least some people can be "deceived" to visit the forum, and maybe they will fall in love after strolling around?
Wait, dry goods?
Liu Shuzhou stood up in a jerk, and hurried out.
"Junior brother, where are you going?" Zhao Gongming was afraid that he would lose his mind for a while, so he hurriedly chased him and asked.
"Go to Uncle Morality!"
***
In the smoky alchemy room, Liu Shuzhou anxiously stood aside, waiting for the reply from Daode Tianzun.
It is said that Yuan Shi had the worst temper in the Three Qing Dynasty, but Liu Shuzhou was most afraid of the moral god.Probably because I have heard too many stories about Laozi and Laojun in the past, and in front of the main body, I always feel somewhat restrained by the big boss.
The strange thing is that he doesn't feel this way in front of Tongtian, probably because Tongtian usually laughs and laughs with him, and they are his master in name, rather they are more like friends.He sometimes even thought that maybe they would be better off as friends.
When he was almost falling asleep, Daode Tianzun finally said: "Yes."
In an instant, Liu Shuzhou's drowsiness disappeared, he was overjoyed, and bowed respectfully to Daode: "Thank you, Uncle."
Daode Tianzun nodded lightly, waved his sleeves, and a volume of jade slips fell into Liu Shuzhou's arms.
"This is the 100-year cultivation experience of the original Dao, and you can use it yourself."
Liu Shuzhou was overjoyed. He originally only wanted to use the name of Daode Tianzun to let him give some pointers on the forum to attract traffic, but he didn't expect that he would give himself all his cultivation experience!
The reason why he left his master Tongtian Jiaozhu instead of looking for him, and came to ask Daode Tianzun for help.The reason is very simple. Among the Sanqing, Daode Tianzun is the most mysterious. He usually does not participate in the common affairs of Penglai Island, and only practices alchemy behind closed doors.It can be said that Daode Tianzun is the number one mysterious person in Penglai Island, and the apprentices of Tongtian who are newcomers have never even seen him.
Everyone in the world has a psychology of exploring mysteries, and the more mysterious they are, the more they want to find out.According to incomplete statistics, Daode Tianzun is the person most people in Penglai want to know, and his ranking is much higher than No.2 Yuding.
With the experience of cultivating Dao written by Daode Tianzun himself, you don't have to worry about running out of traffic now.Liu Shuzhou couldn't restrain the corners of his mouth from rising, as if he could already see the scene of Penglai Forum being overcrowded.
"Master, are you really not going to register an account? It's really interesting to surf the Internet, and it's very convenient to communicate with." Even with the cultivation manual, Liu Shuzhou didn't give up lobbying.
——If Daode Tianzun can open an account on the forum, the retention of the forum must not be low.Liu Shuzhou thought so.
Daode Tianzun took a meaningful look at Liu Shuzhou, as if he could see through his little thoughts.
"Well, uncle, I'll take my leave first." Liu Shuzhou said with a smirk on his face, and hurriedly said goodbye with the cultivation manual in his pocket.
Daode Tianzun watched him leave with a smile, and suddenly said, "Xuandu, what do you have to say?"
Xuan Du, the only disciple of Daode Tianzun, flashed out from behind the alchemy furnace in embarrassment, and said after hesitating: "Master, why didn't you tell Junior Brother Zhou that you originally planned to give a lecture in Penglai, but you were going to give the "Supreme Law" to you?" Him? Is posting on that forum more effective than your personal preaching?"
Daode Tianzun looked at the curling smoke from the pill furnace, and asked, "What do you think is the best way?"
Xuandu said euphemistically: "I heard that there are not many people on that forum on weekdays..." The implication is that Tao Daode Tianzun's preaching is more effective.
Daode Tianzun seemed a little disappointed, and said: "How can a temporary benefit be compared with a lifetime blessing?"
Xuandu was taken aback: "The forum is really so powerful?"
Daode Tianzun: "This is just the beginning."
After talking, I didn't care about Xuandu who seemed to understand but didn't understand, and went to practice on my own.
***
Jin Guangxian, a newly addicted young man who is addicted to the Internet, after finishing his practice today, confirmed that he has accumulated enough spiritual power to spend half a day on the Internet. He happily opened his spiritual knowledge and logged on to the Penglai forum.
If it is said that he only went to the forum to pour water for Liu Shuzhou's help at the beginning, now he is really addicted to the Internet, and he feels uncomfortable if he doesn't post dozens of posts on the forum every day, but what he said is too watery. People gave it the nickname—Penglai Water King.
"It's just these accounts that talk back and forth, and the nonsense posts are meaningless... Hey, it's a newcomer!" Jin Guangxian lifted his spirits when he saw an unfamiliar user name on the forum.
Taking a closer look, Jin Guangxian's hand shook, and his spiritual knowledge directly hit his face.
"..." He cursed and got up from the bed, without caring about anything else, picked up his spiritual sense, and took a closer look——
"Hiss!" He gasped.
Just kidding!How could Uncle Morality be on the forum?Fake it is!This was Jin Guangxian's first reaction.
He rubbed his eyes and looked again.
Well, it is true that the words "Tao De Tian Zun" are written.
"Could it be someone of the younger generation pretending to be it? You can't be so bold, right?" Jin Guangxian muttered to himself, but still couldn't believe that the account was Da Dao Tianzun himself.
You know, that is the Taoist Tianzun who didn't even attend the Penglai Conference!
Regardless of whether the account is real or fake, Jin Guangxian became interested, looked forward to search, and found a post from "Tao Dao Tian Zun".
""Supreme Law": 81 chapters of Daoism? What the hell, the title is too random..." Jin Guangxian complained.
As the water king of the forum, he is well versed in the essence of party headlines, such as "Shocked, he is such a fairy that he did such a thing in public!" If he was born in modern times, he would be selected as one of the top ten employees of the UC Shock Department .
As everyone knows, as the actual administrator of the Daode Tianzun account, Liu Shuzhou also thought of an eye-catching headline.But after thinking about it, the name "Tao De Tian Zun" itself represents a huge amount of traffic, even if the title is a full stop, people will click on it, so there is no need to make a fuss about it.Moreover, most of the headlines are exaggerated. If he really made a headline such as "After 500 years of retreat and practice, I finally realized it", it would be inconsistent with the morality, heaven, and personality, and it would easily cause public dissatisfaction.
Tianzun Daode gave "Supreme Law" to Liu Shuzhou, so he naturally acquiesced in uploading the contents of this book to the forum.Liu Shuzhou has browsed through it beforehand, and found that the content of this book is exquisite, the teachings are profound but not boring, and there are 81 chapters in total, each chapter is followed by a complete and detailed explanation, which is very helpful for those who practice Taoism.It is definitely not too much to describe it as "fine speaking".
To complain, Jin Guangxian still clicked on the title out of curiosity.
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