Mr. Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Wu Cong didn't intend to deal with the mission of the deadly Avengers, but the errands sent by the underworld must be done by someone, Song Xia in the underworld yawned and lined up to make a plan, turned around and wrote on the list of substitutes Under the name of Dansha.

"Her chance is in that world." He lazily explained, "Don't tell me you didn't find out."

Wu Cong sighed, her little girl is indeed much slower than the normal snake demon, not her head, but her mind, the little snake demon of more than 300 years will not be as completely childish as her , as simple as hundreds of years have passed in vain, without the shrewdness that snakes should have.

"She will never grow up if she stays by your side." Song Xia said, he wasn't lying at all, Dansha's fate in this world should end here, and there would be no good end if she insisted on staying.

"I know." Wu Cong looked at Dansha who was holding a fruit bowl on the sofa and watching cartoons, with complicated emotions.

It's finally time for the child to fly out.

"Dansha, I have something to tell you."

As an elder, he can only watch from afar.

The next day, Dan Sha took the treasure bag that Wu Cong had stuffed in, and her schoolbag on her back, bouncing around to join her friends in New York.

The hamster is visiting the house of Ming Snake and Hua Snake. The owner of Ming Snake and Hua Snake is a very young monk named Zong Jue. In front of the four children, all kinds of black superheroes, from Captain America Black to Batman, mixed with Superman, Iron Man and Hulk were shot in a fancy way.

Those damned pedophile suspects.For the umpteenth time, Mr. Zong Jue tried to predict a slightly different future, instead of seeing the two children he raised through hard work and those superheroes get a red line. They are still children! ! !

Look at the small arms and legs of Hua Snake, look at the apple-faced and short body of Ming Snake, do you have the nerve to do it? ! !

Zong Jue, who had spent decades reluctantly accepting that he would be separated from his children one day, was so irritable that he wanted to use his own sword to pick off those superheroes and even the villains. What's the use of not being able to live, it's better to throw the secret book left by the ancestors in the stove and burn it.

The irritable Mr. Zong Jue decided to learn from the calm-looking Mr. Wu Cong.

Mr. Wu Cong said that he left hundreds of trigger spells on his little girl, a complete set of attack, defense, treatment and running. Not to mention all kinds of exotic flowers, herbs, medicines and magical weapons, the worried old father simply emptied his family's property to enrich his daughter's small coffers, and even filled several tons of useless gold, silver and precious stones, for fear of not being in his own eyes Something happened to the child under the house.

After Hotch knew that Dansha was about to embark on her own journey, she was even more worried. She took several days off and systematically taught Dansha how to protect herself and how to distinguish between good and evil.

"I'm going to be a hero." Dansha excitedly showed off to everyone she knew. She still couldn't understand the meaning of the upcoming parting in Wu Cong's mouth, and thought it was just another cub summer camp, and her own. The little friends played for a few days, turned around and went home happily to act like a baby with A Lang.

To be precise, Hua Snake and Ming Snake couldn't understand Zong Jue's sadness of parting. Children always like new things, they only regard it as a spring outing, and they don't know that going away is forever farewell.

The only one who knows is probably Mr. Hamster. He looked at the treasure bag that Zong Jue handed over to him, and pursed his lips. As a child and an adult, he swore that he would protect his unreliable little partner. our.

To be reasonable, one or two of you are fully equipped from head to toe, aren't you really going to bully people?

Leaving aside that Zong Jue himself is a master-level refining master, all his children are equipped with top-quality spiritual weapons that are infinitely close to the level of fairy weapons, or the kind that can be upgraded by referring to the current popular system through the text. Although the spirit weapon may not be able to smash Thor's hammer, it is still no problem to smash it into a short circuit.

Not to mention how many cheating spells Wu Cong, the master of spells, stuffed into Dansha. Even Odin would have a headache when the hell was burning. Go to Fire Sea Hell to be a town object, otherwise, the fire sea hell would have been extinguished long ago.

Just looking at the plot summary of the Super English series compiled by Hotch, plus the ultra-detailed character analysis and corresponding strategies produced by senior FBI agents, if you use this level of strategy to play dungeons, even if Dansha can’t think about it, go to Jiutou The snake can also properly retreat from the whole body, okay?

And Dansha doesn't like Hydra, because it's too ugly and doesn't fit her aesthetics.

In this way, Dansha went to the headquarters of S.H.I.E.L.D. to clock in every day to go to work, dutifully being a qualified member of the Avengers—although most of the time she was sitting on the sofa in the corner with her nanny Bucky, eating plums , receiving occasional love-feeds from Black Widow and cookies from Hawkeye.

At night, I slept at Zong Jue's house, and listened to "One Hundred and One Reasons I Hate Superheroes One Hundred and One" while eating. One thousand and one of a hundred black stories", the bedtime story is an unshakeable children's self-protection manual, and every day is extremely fulfilling and beautiful.

Well, in fact, only she thinks so. There have been dozens of quarrels within the Avengers. Iron Man successfully used his mouth to get rid of Hulk and blow up Captain America. There was a wave of hatred on the side of the younger brother's Thor, and he was severely recorded on the side of Thor's younger brother Loki.

When the above incident happened, Dansha sat in Bucky's arms the whole time, and ate two big watermelons, one big and one small.

super sweet!

So, finally came that exciting moment. Loki used the Rubik's Cube to open a space wormhole on the top floor of the Stark Building, opening up a path of invasion for his alien allies. The steel army invaded like a torrent, destroying the prosperity of New York. metropolis.

In the face of powerful enemies, the Avengers finally united and chose to speak out unanimously. They took up weapons and told the proud aliens that the earth is not easy to mess with, and the powerful people on the earth in a higher plane are eager to fight. Prepare to give those short-sighted guys a little color.

Although our ball is small, we can do a lot.

Let's not talk about the upper-level affairs for the time being. After all, gods fight and mortals suffer, it is better not to watch, and turn our attention back to some people in the Stark building.

That's right, I'm talking about those two squatting by the window eating watermelon, what time are they still eating watermelon, can eating watermelon save the world? !

Dansha raised her head with an innocent face, with a few watermelon seeds on her cheeks, "But my uncles and aunts won't let me go down." A good boy must be obedient.

Just like that, Dansha, who was obediently staying by the window, bumped into Loki and Iron Man who broke through the window one after the other.

"Get out of the way, little girl!" Iron Man yelled, pointing the muzzle of his palm at Loki in front, and Loki neatly held Dansha's collar in front of him.

"Let her go!" Iron Man's expression was serious—although it couldn't be seen through the visor.

"Aha, what is this? Is it the illegitimate daughter of Iron Man?" Loki put the scepter on Dansha's neck with his usual arrogant and mocking smile, "Really, an unexpected harvest."

"You!" Iron Man took a step forward. He actually likes Dansha, the little guy who joined by accident. Anyway, that Mr. Wu did help him solve the hidden dangers in his body and let him regain his health. Besides, the little girl is so sweet, even if she is wary of her unknown origin and her ability to turn into a snake, she can't help being worried when she is caught by Loki.

Dansha looked curiously at the scepter on his neck. On the top of the scepter was a bright and beautiful gemstone, exuding a strong energy breath, which smelled like... like...

A huge slice of cheesecake!

The eyes of the little girl who was a little tired of eating melons lit up, subconsciously changed back to her original form, opened her mouth wide and swallowed the gemstone on Loki's scepter into her stomach.

Ah, so full.

Dansha burped and fell limp.

Sleep first Zzzzz...

At this moment, the space became disordered, and the space with the world as the unit began to become disordered. Wu Cong, who was sitting in the office drinking tea, looked up at the sky and left the office.

There was an order from above that he had to leave Loki behind before the world parted no matter what.

Besides, it's impossible to take away my little girl without leaving some interest.

At this time, in a collapsed building somewhere in New York, a seriously injured man was trying to climb out. The beam that broke in order to save him fell straight on his waist. Now his legs are unconscious. In the underground parking lot, it can be said that the hope of being rescued is extremely slim, but human beings are always eager to live. Even though his body is almost collapsed, the instinct of survival still drives him to push aside the stones in front of him and crawl out.

"Ah Cang! There is someone here!" He seemed to hear a child's voice somewhere, which seemed vague and distant amidst the tinnitus.

Light appeared in front of the pitch-black eyes, and a ray of light hit his embarrassed face.

"Don't touch him yet." It was a boy's voice, immature but calm, "Who brought the medicine?"

A round thing was stuffed into his mouth, and it instantly turned into a warm current—no, it’s not accurate to say warm current, it should be called magma, which made his body extremely painful, almost as if it was going to explode.

"Ah Cang, what should I do, Ah Cang?" The child's voice became panicked. He wanted to comfort him, but he didn't even have the strength to open his mouth.

"Wait a minute, the medicine is too strong." He felt a cold hand on his heart, and a trace of coolness dispelled the discomfort in his body, so comfortable that he wanted to groan.

He passed out.

When he woke up again, he was in the hospital. The nurse said that he was found at the gate of the hospital. He was in very good health, and he could be discharged after getting up and paying a fee.

The man took two steps on the ground and looked down at his lost legs with a complicated expression.

"Are you all right?" his old housekeeper who hurried over asked worriedly.

"It's okay." He replied.

"Then your next itinerary...?"

"I'm not going back to Gotham." He thought for a while and said, "I have something to investigate."

"Okay." The old housekeeper smiled, "I will take care of the house."