Mr. Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

What exactly is hell like?

Hotch doesn't deny that he sometimes thinks about those heinous murderers, such as "this kind of person should go to hell", but he really hasn't thought about what hell looks like.

But in any case, in the imagination, it will not be the appearance of the busy traffic in front of me, which is almost the same as the world.

Vehicles with strange shapes sped past at a speed that did not conform to their bulky shapes. Tall trees he had never seen were planted on both sides of the flat road. Under the trees were clumps of inconspicuous white flowers, emitting bursts of fragrance , near the road, there are rows of tall buildings with various colorful billboards hanging on them.

The shops on both sides of the street were extremely lively, and a seductive aroma wafted from the food shops, so that people couldn't help but stop when they walked halfway, feeling their stomach growling.

But it is not completely modern. There are flying corners on the high-rise buildings. Exquisitely carved stone beasts squat on the ridges and look far away. Pulling a cloth-covered flag, it says big wine or medicine, and occasionally you can see a few antique small buildings, the second and third floors are the most, and palace lanterns with paintings of flowers, birds or beauties are hung on the corners of the eaves, hanging high Yes, when I looked up at the blue and white sky, I saw only a single lamp tied to the corner of the eaves, with a clear border between black and white.

Standing on the streets of Fengdu, Hotch couldn't tell whether all this was just a wild dream.

"What's the matter?" Wu Cong saw that Hotch was stunned, and tugged on his sleeve with a smile, "You can't eat things from the underworld."

If you eat something from the underworld, you can't go back to the yang world.

Hotch moved his eyes down silently. Under the small building with palace lanterns, there was a small stall with a long queue. The wrinkled shopkeeper was neatly serving bowls of steaming porridge. The customers in line consciously threw a few dollars Put the finely crushed spirit stones into the small box on the side, then take the bowl and leave.

Obviously, Wu Cong thought he was looking at this stall just now.

"It's just Laba porridge. If you want to drink it back, I'll cook it for you." Wu Cong said.

Hotch didn't want to entangle Wu Cong with such a question, so he nodded and skipped the matter, and asked, "Where are we going now?"

"Wait for someone to pick you up." Wu Cong replied, after thinking about it, he briefly introduced the structure of the underworld to Hotch.

The place where they are now is Feng (feng1), which can also be said to be the real administrative center of the entire underworld. Except for the Tianqi Rensheng Emperor who was completely indifferent to the top, the Fengdu Emperor who sits here is The highest god.

Under Emperor Fengdu, there are five ghost emperors who control and guard the passages connecting Yin and Yang, and then go down to Fengdu for six days to manage all kinds of things in the underworld. , and other existences that have obtained the qualifications to live in the underworld for various reasons, there must always be "people" responsible for these.

The ten halls of Yan Luo, which actually deal with the affairs of the dead, are independent of these institutions and directly under the control of Emperor Fengdu, and are in charge of the life and death of the six realms of reincarnation.

If you draw a map, then the underworld can be divided into two parts. The northern part is the office and living area. All are in this satellite city, which is connected to the human world on one side, and connected to another part of the underworld on the other side, which is the [-]th floor of hell. .The five sacred mountains guarded by the ghost emperors of the five directions are distributed in five locations in the underworld, and since then, humans and ghosts have not communicated with each other.

Among them, Taozhi Mountain, guarded by Cai Yulei and Shentu, the Eastern Ghost Emperor, is the so-called Ghost Gate Pass, which is connected to the ten halls of Yama, and is the entrance for the dead to enter the underworld.

"What about Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva?" Hotch matched what Wu Cong said with the materials he had read, and found that Wu Cong missed a very important role.

"The earth is hidden in the underworld." The answer was a young man who hurried over, dressed in white and smiling very gentlely, he explained unhurriedly, "The earth is hidden in the underworld, using the supreme Dharma to consume people's hearts Evil thoughts, if there is a deceased person who believes in Buddhism and has enough merit, Ksitigarbha will extradite him to the Western Buddhist Kingdom of Ultimate Bliss.”

After a pause, he continued, "But this kind of person hasn't appeared in so many years."

The merits of getting out of reincarnation and enjoying eternal bliss are not easy to accumulate. In ten reincarnations, all of them have to be great benevolent people to barely touch the passing line.

Wu Cong raised his eyebrows and said, "When did you change departments?"

"Didn't the superiors borrow me here because they saw that we were old acquaintances?" The young man smiled, "Let's make a quick decision. If there is no way to save one class, I feel distressed."

While talking, he led the way for Wu Cong and the others, bypassed a small garden, and crossed another road, which was the office building of Fengdu.

"Master Bai, you're here. This way please." The girl at the front desk led them to the office on the third floor, "I've already told them, just go and sign up and register, it's very convenient."

"Thank you." The young man winked at her, very handsome and unrestrained.

Too bad it has been dead for many years.The girl at the front desk sighed sadly, the underworld is directly under the control of black and white, what a diamond king, how could it be solved internally like this.

Thinking about Wu Cong and Hotch who were by Bai Wuchang's side, she wanted to sigh even more. The ones that can be sent by Master Bai himself are most likely also masters. Why are all the good men in the underworld all famous? Lord, these older unmarried girls can only look at the ocean and sigh.

Ugh……

Let's make more money, Lingshi is much more reliable than men.

Wu Cong's registration is indeed very fast. All his information has been filed here 800 years ago. He can be regarded as a serious god with a seal and a signature, until the world collapses and the next Yuanhui A legal employee who was completely bound to the underworld before.

His own corpse was also brought down, refined and thrown into the Sea of ​​Fire Hell as a treasure. When he became a god, his body was reshaped accordingly, and it was useless to keep this corpse.

In comparison, Hotch's registration is more troublesome. After all, his soul does not belong to China, but the technique that makes him immortal is also Chinese. The line of fate is broken, lest it continue to be connected with the fate of other people.

Immortality is really a troublesome thing.Hotch sighed in his heart when he signed the first contract.

Wu Cong checked every contract that needed to be signed, making sure that there were no unequal treaties in it.

After such an ups and downs, one day passed, and Wu Cong declined Bai Wuchang's invitation to have a meal together, and returned to the world on the way Hotch walked.

It's midnight in the underworld, but it's still noon in the world. Hotch subconsciously closes his eyes to avoid the light. The yin energy on his body gradually dissipates under the sun, and his slightly chilly body slowly returns to human form. Warmth as it should be, and the ghosts and ghosts who tried to escape back to the world through the passage they left were also suppressed by Wu Cong with a spell.

Well, an attempted escape is enough to keep them in hell for decades.

The place where Wu Cong and Hotch settled was in the wilderness, "Let's go." Wu Cong held Hotch's hand, "Today is a gluttonous treat."

Although he has been robbed all year round, Taotie still generously took out a lot of good things for Wu Cong to wash away the dust and celebrate - don't look at these old bastards when they robbed him. They didn't let them go, and they were the ones who made great efforts to save him from Tiandao back then, otherwise he would have died thousands of years ago.

Taotie decided to treat guests at his own farmhouse, which he said was a farmhouse, but it was actually a fairly large organic farm, and the guests were all acquaintances, beasts, gods, and a lively table was set up.

The blooming of the thousand-year-old zongzi iron tree is naturally a great thing to celebrate. Hotch met many old friends of Wu Cong at the banquet.

Needless to say, the few who came to pick up the plane, Song Xia did not come, Lambert brought him a gift, it is said that he was too tired to get up - it is really thoughtful to be able to make Vice Minister Feng too tired to get up Terrible.

In addition, there is Xuanmen Tianjizi, the Buddhist master of compassion, and even the sword repairer Ming Jue who is in retreat has been separated from the Taoist mind to recognize people and give gifts.

The guests and the host had a good time.

"That's why humans will always be the ones who conquer evil dragons." Nine-Tails lazily played with the wine glass, the corners of his lips curled slightly to look at Wu Cong and Hotch, who were slightly drunk and coaxed and kissed together, and then at the commanding imp They sent the packed food box to Mr. President who was awkward and refused to eat, and said with mixed emotions.

Didn't you see that even her cunning elder sister was fascinated by King Zhou, and she gave up thousands of years of Taoism to live and die with him.

human beings...

She drank the fine wine in the glass slowly, sighing softly.

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At the banquet, Wu Cong's friends all sent a lot of congratulatory gifts, and there were a lot of miscellaneous things spread out.

Taotie sent a medicinal recipe, the effect of washing the essence and cutting the marrow is quite good.Yazi sent a modified gun, using spiritual power to make bullets with extremely lethality.Kyuubi gave him a set of cassock, invulnerable to fire and water.Bai Ze sent a set of books, a complete collection of information he exchanged with his demon friends in the west.Jinwu sent a small ball of Sun Fire, and Ba Snake prepared a whole set of formations.

All in all, it is basically either improving physical fitness or defending against the enemy. If Hotch takes all of them, even Wu Cong will have to work a little harder to break through the defense.

Finally, there was the congratulatory gift from Lambert and Song Xia. Song Xia gave a good practice method in a regular manner. There was no requirement for physical fitness, and some tricks could be gained by practicing slowly.

And Lambert...

Wu Cong raised his eyebrows at the ginger-flavored lubricant tied with a bow in the gift box, and there was a post-it note in the box with flying and phoenix signs.

——Professional test is easy to use, highly recommended.

"Want to try?" He looked at Hotch, interested.