I didn't save any more food today
Chapter 1
Wei Chengfeng drove the car alone, wandering around the streets late at night.
He has been spinning for over an hour.
The lights outside were dim, and it was very lively.He was a little dazed and didn't know where to go.
His past life was spent on eating, drinking, and having fun, and he lived a chic and fulfilling life every day. This is the first time he has experienced this kind of feeling with a bit of a literary accent.
Tsk, a little strange.
While waiting for the red light, the phone that was thrown aside was buzzing, Wei Chengfeng glanced at it, it was the cronies he usually hangs out with, commonly known as playboys.
"Third Young Master, where are you?"
The man on the other end of the phone seemed to be roaring with his life, and the background music was the deafening bar noise.
Wei Chengfeng turned his head and looked at the high-rise buildings outside through the car window, a little unmotivated:
"Outside."
"Oh—" The man smiled understandingly,
"It turns out that the third young master has arrangements, so I won't bother you, come out to get together another day? It's a pity, a group of newcomers came here today, I see, there is a young girl who is quite suitable for you, just I want to keep it for you, but you have arrangements, tsk, what a pity!"
Wei Chengfeng smiled disapprovingly: "Leave it to yourself."
"That's the way it is said, people are really ruined, and you won't feel sorry for them when you look back."
"What nonsense, when did I feel sorry for others?"
"Ah? Ah? Ah? Third Young Master, what are you talking about?...Damn it, take it easy!"
There was a sound of inhaling heavily from the phone, Wei Chengfeng knew what was going on as soon as he heard it, and immediately frowned,
"Go ahead and play. Hang up."
Wei Chengfeng threw the phone out irritably.
Not right.
It's so wrong.
Although he didn't like to play too much in the past, he still doesn't refuse anyone.But just now, a strong, self-disgusting, and repulsive feeling suddenly appeared in his heart.
Incredible.
Suddenly there was one after another horn honking from the back of the car, and the sharp sound came from the owner's strong dissatisfaction. Wei Chengfeng raised his eyes and saw, oh, the green light is on.
However, here comes the problem.
Where should he go?
In a daze, he saw a tall building at the intersection, brightly lit, with a few conspicuous red characters on it.Wei Chengfeng stared at the last word "hospital" for 3 seconds.
He is so wrong now, he must be sick... right?
-
Wei Chengfeng stood in the emergency room, watching people coming and going with great interest.
He has never been to the hospital. One is that he has not had a serious illness, and the other is that he has a family doctor.
It's pretty fresh.
He looked at it for a while, then silently followed the flow of people to the registration office and lined up, then sat outside the clinic and waited.
Among the anxiously waiting crowd, he seemed particularly calm and relaxed.
He felt a long-lost feeling of joy in meeting something new, so at this moment, he was extra patient.
At last it was him.
The ones who went in with him were a family of three, a middle-aged couple with a half-child.
There are two doctors in the consulting room, a man and a woman, sitting opposite each other.Thinking that the male doctor was more reliable, the family of three seemed to be afraid of being preempted by him, so they walked quickly, went straight to the nearest doctor's desk, and sat down.
Wei Chengfeng was stunned.
Ever since he was a child, others have been scrambling to deliver things to him. This is the first time he has encountered such a, um, situation.
He was instantly happy.
interesting.
He walked slowly and sat down in front of another female doctor. The doctor's eyes were fixed on the computer, his hands were flapping on the keyboard, and his mouth was not idle:
"what name?"
"Wei Chengfeng."
"Oh, what's the problem?"
"...Well, I'm in a bad mood."
Wei Chengfeng made a serious comparison, "That kind of feeling that you can't get excited about anything is not in a good mood. I don't even have any interest in sex."
"..." The doctor snapped his fingers, raised his head, his pretty face was full of seriousness:
"Speak up if you have something to say. There are still many emergency departments outside. My time is very tight. Please cooperate."
"Well," Wei Chengfeng nodded in cooperation, and added, "But I'm really serious."
The female doctor looked at him expressionlessly, probably thinking that he was teasing her, she didn't care about what he said, she lowered her head and typed very fast:
"I suggest you go to the urology clinic tomorrow, and I will refund your registration fee now."
Wei Chengfeng: "..."
He heard an uncontrollable laugh beside him.
He squinted his eyes and turned his head to see that it was the young boy in the family of three. At the moment, he was hiding behind the adults, winking and laughing at him.
Wei Chengfeng smiled deeply at him, showing his white teeth.
The boy was not afraid at all, instead he raised his neck in protest.
Wei Chengfeng couldn't laugh or cry.
At the same time, the female doctor quickly printed out a piece of paper, buried her head in writing something, and before Wei Chengfeng could react, she raised her head and shouted outside:
"Okay, next one."
Wei Chengfeng: "..."
Wei Chengfeng who was kicked out for the first time: He no longer knows how to describe his feelings.
Wei Chengfeng stood up resentfully, and when he passed by the kid, he heard his mother keep saying:
"Little bastard, the skin is all torn. Doctor, can you make buns here? This little bastard, I don't know how much money it will cost you for making such a fuss. It's a crime! Can we all be reimbursed? Doctor, Will our child be able to marry a wife and have children in the future? Surely you can cure it? Otherwise, wouldn’t I be wasting my money in vain?”
Before the doctor could say anything, the woman yelled at the boy again:
"Why don't you take off your pants and show them to the doctor?"
The woman kept chattering, but Wei Chengfeng only heard the first sentence, and just this one sentence was enough to make thunder roll in his mind, and he was in a trance with prosperity.
Rubbing, masturbation, masturbation broke the skin?
Wei Chengfeng looked at the little brat happily, laughing until tears came out.
The woman glared at Wei Chengfeng, and was about to speak out when the male doctor said:
"You don't need to take off your pants. We don't do children's circumcision here. You should go to the Children's Hospital for it. It is understandable for adolescent children to be agitated. Parents need to guide them well. If the injury is not too serious, It should be fine to marry a wife and have children.”
Wei Chengfeng heard this voice while laughing.
I don't know what's going on, it's so noisy outside, and he's laughing, but suddenly I heard such a clear and clear voice, with inadvertent gentleness.
He didn't think about it that much at the time, he just thought about which idiot would talk nicely when he met such a top-notch person.
He wanted to see what the idiot looked like, then raised his head.
The author has something to say:
Shou had a boyfriend before he met Gong, so be cautious.
He has been spinning for over an hour.
The lights outside were dim, and it was very lively.He was a little dazed and didn't know where to go.
His past life was spent on eating, drinking, and having fun, and he lived a chic and fulfilling life every day. This is the first time he has experienced this kind of feeling with a bit of a literary accent.
Tsk, a little strange.
While waiting for the red light, the phone that was thrown aside was buzzing, Wei Chengfeng glanced at it, it was the cronies he usually hangs out with, commonly known as playboys.
"Third Young Master, where are you?"
The man on the other end of the phone seemed to be roaring with his life, and the background music was the deafening bar noise.
Wei Chengfeng turned his head and looked at the high-rise buildings outside through the car window, a little unmotivated:
"Outside."
"Oh—" The man smiled understandingly,
"It turns out that the third young master has arrangements, so I won't bother you, come out to get together another day? It's a pity, a group of newcomers came here today, I see, there is a young girl who is quite suitable for you, just I want to keep it for you, but you have arrangements, tsk, what a pity!"
Wei Chengfeng smiled disapprovingly: "Leave it to yourself."
"That's the way it is said, people are really ruined, and you won't feel sorry for them when you look back."
"What nonsense, when did I feel sorry for others?"
"Ah? Ah? Ah? Third Young Master, what are you talking about?...Damn it, take it easy!"
There was a sound of inhaling heavily from the phone, Wei Chengfeng knew what was going on as soon as he heard it, and immediately frowned,
"Go ahead and play. Hang up."
Wei Chengfeng threw the phone out irritably.
Not right.
It's so wrong.
Although he didn't like to play too much in the past, he still doesn't refuse anyone.But just now, a strong, self-disgusting, and repulsive feeling suddenly appeared in his heart.
Incredible.
Suddenly there was one after another horn honking from the back of the car, and the sharp sound came from the owner's strong dissatisfaction. Wei Chengfeng raised his eyes and saw, oh, the green light is on.
However, here comes the problem.
Where should he go?
In a daze, he saw a tall building at the intersection, brightly lit, with a few conspicuous red characters on it.Wei Chengfeng stared at the last word "hospital" for 3 seconds.
He is so wrong now, he must be sick... right?
-
Wei Chengfeng stood in the emergency room, watching people coming and going with great interest.
He has never been to the hospital. One is that he has not had a serious illness, and the other is that he has a family doctor.
It's pretty fresh.
He looked at it for a while, then silently followed the flow of people to the registration office and lined up, then sat outside the clinic and waited.
Among the anxiously waiting crowd, he seemed particularly calm and relaxed.
He felt a long-lost feeling of joy in meeting something new, so at this moment, he was extra patient.
At last it was him.
The ones who went in with him were a family of three, a middle-aged couple with a half-child.
There are two doctors in the consulting room, a man and a woman, sitting opposite each other.Thinking that the male doctor was more reliable, the family of three seemed to be afraid of being preempted by him, so they walked quickly, went straight to the nearest doctor's desk, and sat down.
Wei Chengfeng was stunned.
Ever since he was a child, others have been scrambling to deliver things to him. This is the first time he has encountered such a, um, situation.
He was instantly happy.
interesting.
He walked slowly and sat down in front of another female doctor. The doctor's eyes were fixed on the computer, his hands were flapping on the keyboard, and his mouth was not idle:
"what name?"
"Wei Chengfeng."
"Oh, what's the problem?"
"...Well, I'm in a bad mood."
Wei Chengfeng made a serious comparison, "That kind of feeling that you can't get excited about anything is not in a good mood. I don't even have any interest in sex."
"..." The doctor snapped his fingers, raised his head, his pretty face was full of seriousness:
"Speak up if you have something to say. There are still many emergency departments outside. My time is very tight. Please cooperate."
"Well," Wei Chengfeng nodded in cooperation, and added, "But I'm really serious."
The female doctor looked at him expressionlessly, probably thinking that he was teasing her, she didn't care about what he said, she lowered her head and typed very fast:
"I suggest you go to the urology clinic tomorrow, and I will refund your registration fee now."
Wei Chengfeng: "..."
He heard an uncontrollable laugh beside him.
He squinted his eyes and turned his head to see that it was the young boy in the family of three. At the moment, he was hiding behind the adults, winking and laughing at him.
Wei Chengfeng smiled deeply at him, showing his white teeth.
The boy was not afraid at all, instead he raised his neck in protest.
Wei Chengfeng couldn't laugh or cry.
At the same time, the female doctor quickly printed out a piece of paper, buried her head in writing something, and before Wei Chengfeng could react, she raised her head and shouted outside:
"Okay, next one."
Wei Chengfeng: "..."
Wei Chengfeng who was kicked out for the first time: He no longer knows how to describe his feelings.
Wei Chengfeng stood up resentfully, and when he passed by the kid, he heard his mother keep saying:
"Little bastard, the skin is all torn. Doctor, can you make buns here? This little bastard, I don't know how much money it will cost you for making such a fuss. It's a crime! Can we all be reimbursed? Doctor, Will our child be able to marry a wife and have children in the future? Surely you can cure it? Otherwise, wouldn’t I be wasting my money in vain?”
Before the doctor could say anything, the woman yelled at the boy again:
"Why don't you take off your pants and show them to the doctor?"
The woman kept chattering, but Wei Chengfeng only heard the first sentence, and just this one sentence was enough to make thunder roll in his mind, and he was in a trance with prosperity.
Rubbing, masturbation, masturbation broke the skin?
Wei Chengfeng looked at the little brat happily, laughing until tears came out.
The woman glared at Wei Chengfeng, and was about to speak out when the male doctor said:
"You don't need to take off your pants. We don't do children's circumcision here. You should go to the Children's Hospital for it. It is understandable for adolescent children to be agitated. Parents need to guide them well. If the injury is not too serious, It should be fine to marry a wife and have children.”
Wei Chengfeng heard this voice while laughing.
I don't know what's going on, it's so noisy outside, and he's laughing, but suddenly I heard such a clear and clear voice, with inadvertent gentleness.
He didn't think about it that much at the time, he just thought about which idiot would talk nicely when he met such a top-notch person.
He wanted to see what the idiot looked like, then raised his head.
The author has something to say:
Shou had a boyfriend before he met Gong, so be cautious.
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