Goddess of online games, my bamboo horse

"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, this marriage test is so perverted, you don't want us to pass it on purpose?!" Lin Ze complained loudly, and the keyboard slapped.

In fact, the marriage test in this game is not difficult, there are only three levels in total, which is to test the tacit understanding between the two.

The first level is to catch butterflies. Colorful butterflies are fluttering their wings in the huge garden. The system only allows 20 red wings to be caught. If you catch the value of marriage, you can catch the wrong one and vice versa.At the same time, the day and night cycles every [-] seconds, and the red wings hide and disappear when it gets dark.Two people are required to sweep back and forth among the flowers, one to drive away the butterflies with a light, and the other to pounce with a net.

After finally working together, they gathered together, and at the second level, they asked the two to catch a dazzling golden cat in a small forest.

The kitten gave a proud "meow~", then jumped on the branch and jumped away.

Mu Zhao used lightness skills to leap over the treetops, and drove the cat to a shorter tree trunk, while Li Ming threw the animal net at the right time.

The cat was also alert, and the two jumped up and down after it, spending more than ten minutes without catching it.In the end, it was Li Ming who saw the rules of the cat's escape, and captured the little beast with one stride.

After finally reaching the third level, Lin Ze rubbed his eyes and looked carefully.Sure enough, there is no such thing as the most perverted, only more perverted, and this last level actually involves catching a dolphin in a sea area...

Looking at the fork in his hand, he was a little dazed.

"Hey? How can this be used?" Li Ming swung the fork like a sword.

"What do you say in the guide? Do you use it to insert dolphins?" Lin Ze scratched his head.

"Just say that the two of them are in love with each other and they can catch the dolphin, and they also leave a wretched expression, and the rest is gone."

what the hell is this? !Do you want to meet the goddess in this lonely boat in the barren sea...

Lin Zebainen's face suddenly turned red, and her heart skipped a beat.

Suddenly, a pink figure appeared in the distance, and it disappeared in a blink of an eye.With sharp eyes, Li Ming flew over with a fork, but missed.

…………… I think we lost a weapon.

So angry, I still have to try to smile.Mu Zhao weighed the remaining harpoon in his hand, thinking of trying to find some patterns like Li Ming did in the previous pass.But after waiting for a long time, the dolphin never appeared again.

"Maybe we are looking in the wrong direction." Li Ming said, "What if we try not to use this harpoon?"

? ? ?How to catch it?Playing the piano and blowing the flute like in the novel to attract it?On the other side, Li Ming put his hands on his shoulders, while he continued to be in a daze.

At this time, the sea surface not far from the boat was bursting with waves, and a fat pink dolphin emerged from the water and peeped for a while.

Mu Zhao got the chance to fly over with a fork. The dolphin was very flexible in the water, but in a blink of an eye it disappeared with a swipe of its tail.

So in the end, both of them lost a weapon.

"I think we may not be able to get the certificate today." Mu Zhao said disappointedly.

"Mu Zhao, try to hug me."

Ah hello! !I didn't hear it, did I read it wrong? !Goddess wants me to hug her? ?His originally ignorant mind seemed to be poured into the sea water of the Pacific Ocean, making him dizzy.

"Press the action button and hug me. I think the frequency of this dolphin's appearance may have something to do with how much contact we have."

Li Ming raised his forehead, did he say something wrong, and he didn't know what the little brain on the other side was thinking.

"Ooo, I think so too when you say it! Let's try—" Lin Ze pressed the shortcut key, and Mu Zhao in the game instantly hugged Li Ming.

Time passed by, Lin Ze kept pressing the shortcut keys, and the two embraced again and again.Finally, God opened his eyes. The fat dolphin slowly slid to the side of the boat from the sea more than 20 meters away from the boat, and its pointed beak kept touching the board of the boat.

Mu Zhao stared at it early in the morning, and couldn't wait to squat down and touch the tender back.The dolphin bumped him, playfully shook Mu Zhao's body with splashes, and dived into the bottom of the water.

"..." Just as Mu Zhao was about to curse, he saw Li Ming's shoulders trembling slightly beside him.

The goddess is laughing? ?His anger quickly subsided, he shook the water off his clothes, and smiled embarrassedly at Li Ming.

"You two young men, you have broken through the three barriers set by the old man!" It's a pity that the old man's voice spoiled the atmosphere.The sea and sky in front of them gradually disappeared, and the two saw the smiling old man again.

"Yuelao, can I give the certificate this time?" Mu Zhao said.

"You young people are very promising! Not only have you broken these three barriers, but your marriage value has also reached more than [-]. You are really young and promising...Why do you still have a reason to refuse?"

The old man waved his sleeves, and a red paper and ink book appeared in front of Mu Zhao and Li Ming. On the red paper were a few sentences from the marriage letter of the last century:

'Marriage of two surnames, signing a contract together, a good relationship will last forever, matching the same name.I would like to write a letter to Hong Jian with the agreement of white heads, so that the alliance of red leaves can be recorded in the mandarin tree.This card. '

The two signed their names on the marriage certificate, and Yue Lao took off a red string from the laurel tree and threw it over.I saw the red rope dangling and floating in front of Mu Zhao, the part that barely counted... swaying from side to side, as if looking at it.

Mu Zhao sent his hand forward, the red rope was slowly wrapped around his wrist a few times, and the other end was swayed to Li Ming. Under her cold gaze, the red rope seemed to tremble, and wrapped himself around his wrist a few times. After being imprisoned, it turned into a burst of red light and disappeared.

His grandma's, even a rope is bullying? !Lin Ze had no choice but to open the character panel, and saw that the line of his partner had changed from "no" to "Li Ming", and he was deeply moved.

"You two young people, you have become a couple of monks, I hope that you two will be united forever, and you will never lose each other!"

Under Yuelao's caring gaze, the two walked out of the gate, and Fairy Fei'e came to meet them, and said with a smile: "Little girl has been waiting for a long time, congratulations to you two for getting married!"

Mu Zhao left the Marriage Department, and sighed in a trance: I am finally not single anymore!

[Private chat] Li Ming: "Tomorrow night, the double cultivation ceremony, get ready, don't be late."

[Private chat] Mu Zhao: "OK! Don't worry ~ Goddess ~"

[Private chat] Li Ming: "...don't call me a goddess, I don't like it."

[Private Chat] Mu Zhao: "Then it's you, lady...Master?"

... The other side was quiet for a while, and when Lin Ze wondered if he said something wrong and was regretting, the dialog box shook.

[Private Chat] Li Ming: "Call me Master, I'm not used to the previous one, sorry."

[Private Chat] Mu Zhao: "It's okay~ Master! Please be respected by my disciple~"

A smiling face was sent from the other side, Lin Ze looked at his phone, it was time to go out for food.

[Private chat] Mu Zhao: "Then master, I'm going to eat, let's continue in the evening!"

[Private chat] Li Ming: "Always looking at the computer is not good for your eyes. Let's do it today. I'll meet you at [-] o'clock tomorrow afternoon and I'll take you to refresh the copy."

[Private Chat] Mu Zhao: "Okay! Goodbye, Master."

Lin Ze got off the game, stood up, stretched his waist, rubbed his numb ass, and planned to buy some ingredients to have a nice dinner with his roommates.

After a lot of shopping in the supermarket, with a bag of vegetables and fruits in his left hand and a bag of snacks in his right hand, Lin Ze swaggered back home, tied up his apron and started working.

Using the knife skills honed by his mother when he went out all the year round, Lin Ze cut the potatoes into thin shreds, tore a few handfuls of Flammulina velutipes and boiled them in boiling water. When he turned around to pick up the eggplants, he saw Jiang Rui leaning against the door frame.

This creepy and scary roommate...

"Do you eat sweet or salty?" Lin Ze asked.

"It's fine." Jiang Rui glanced at the figure in the yellow apron, and said lightly, "You know how to cook?"

"Of course." Lin Ze followed his tongue, and it took him a long time to feel it: this is mocking him as a young man who doesn't touch his fingers!

How can I let the roommate I just met look down on me?Lin Ze rolled up his sleeves and started working, washing and chopping vegetables and putting them in the pot. Within 10 minutes, a plate of delicious stir-fried broccoli was done.

The roommate came over with a pot of bone broth and sniffed it critically.

"Not bad." The roommate gave a thumbs up.

"That's natural." Lin Ze raised his tail again.

Based on the principle of not wasting food, the two clacked and cleaned up all the food on the table.

After a full meal, Lin Ze touched his chubby belly, took the initiative to do the dishes, and drove his roommate back to the bedroom.

"Hard work makes you thin." Lin Ze explained under the doubtful eyes of his roommate.

"Thank you." The roommate saw him diligently humming a ditty while washing the dishes, stood at the door and said, "Tomorrow morning, I'll make breakfast."

What a big step forward for friendship!Lin Ze agreed, feeling very happy in his heart.

"Pa—" the sound of the plate falling to the ground and shattering.

The roommate paused, and Lin Ze hurriedly took the broom and swept it up, pretending that nothing happened.

"Are you okay?" the roommate asked back.

"Hahaha, what can happen!" Lin Ze laughed dryly to avoid embarrassment.

After finishing his work, Lin Ze returned to the room and spread it on the bed very bored, like a salted fish.

"I really want to play the game, but I promised God that I can't play today." Lin Ze was very distressed. When he was about to pick up the anatomy book and start previewing, a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in his mind.

I can go to the official website to find the battle video of the great gods to learn!

So he happily put down the book, turned on the computer again, and searched for the official forum of "Legend of the Spirit Sword".

Type the word "Li Ming" in the search, and sure enough there are countless posts below.

Hehe, they are all compliments to my wife, Lin Zemei thought, every time he clicked on a video, there was a heroic figure of his daughter-in-law, begging for mercy while begging for mercy after begging for mercy.

Every reply is "Great God!", Lin Ze felt a little proud, and then followed the floor below.

Li Ming seems to be a miracle in this game, because this account has a poor record of defeats, even if it is defeated, within three days Li Ming will find a way to win and fight back to win.

Because of this, some people post doubting that the account "Li Ming" is an official test account.

[This person must be an internal employee of Lingjian Game, or a computer IT! ] A floor replied in this way.

Obviously there are a lot of Li Ming fans in this game, and there are more than 200 floors piled up all scolding this person.

Lin Ze also refuted one, my great god is obviously a real person, and he is still kind and righteous!

After quitting this boring sticker, Lin Ze continued to scroll down, when a title suddenly blinded him.

【Shock!Goddess Li Ming turned out to be a personal monster! 】

Lin Ze almost popped his eyes out.