Chongxi [entertainment circle]

The beheading of a hundred people in Sanlitun is a bragging rights.

It's also impossible to have a giant dick with a child's face.

Wang Mengmeng disassembled the cowhide he had blown up by himself, without any embarrassment, sitting on the sofa smiling shyly, nervously and excitedly, with his legs crossed, holding his mobile phone and giggling at the screensaver, which Xu Changming secretly photographed Si Qingyue in the afternoon photo.Xu Changming was taking pictures of Ji Linyuan's Little Raccoon Westward Journey card on the sofa next to him.

"When I was in elementary school, this was very popular. All the male students in the class gathered together. Wang Mengmeng and I picked up plastic bottles after school every day. After a week, we would go to the waste station to exchange them. We all bought small raccoon instant noodles, which cost [-] cents a pack. We didn’t save until we were in junior high school, and Wang Mengmeng exchanged it with a bucket of fried chicken.” Xu Changming felt a little hungry again when he said fried chicken, touched the whole set of Journey to the West card in his arms, and said very satisfied: “Honey, Now it's our property."

Ji Linyuan laughed unconsciously when he saw it, and said, "Then put it away."

Xu Changming glanced at the nympho Wang Mengmeng, and walked towards the bedroom with the collection card book in his arms. He said as he walked, "I'll lock it in the safe. This time, I won't be fooled no matter what Wang Mengmeng says."

In the bedroom, the camera of the mobile phone shook, and Ji Linyuan guessed from the sound that Xu Changming put the collection card booklet in the safe.

"Okay." Xu Changming picked up the phone again, and said with a smile, "Honey, I'll show you a baby. It was Wang Mengmeng who bribed me!" Mysterious and excited.

Ji Linyuan guessed that it should be the aspect of the character design that the long-lived husband is passionate about recently.

"Dangdang!" Xu Changming lifted the quilt, and the camera flashed past a set of sexy nurse costumes. Xu Changming had already jumped onto the bed in a bathrobe, lying on the sexy costume, and the camera was held up. Especially far away, showing half of the shoulders and chest of the bathrobe that was rubbed open, and said happily: "Honey, I can put it on for you to see next time you come."

"Do you really want to push me, a little elf?!"

The above lines were learned from Xu Changming's new Tanmei Seduction novel.

Ji Linyuan laughed out loud, giving his parents a lot of face for his husband.

"Work is really troublesome, I want to see my husband's nurse outfit."

Xu Changming felt that he was getting more and more familiar with seduced characters. When his wife said that he wanted to see it, his eyes turned excitedly and said, "I'll change it for you to see!" As soon as the camera went dark, Xu Changming held the material The thin little nurse pretended to go to the bathroom, while Ji Linyuan looked at the photo album on the table.

【House of Ultimate Hope】

The first one is a group photo of a group of little radish heads. The boy is wearing a white shirt, sandals and black shorts. In the middle of his forehead is a small dot drawn by the teachers with lipstick. Ji Linyuan saw the little boy in the middle at a glance. He is thin and small. The eyes are big, and she sits obediently on the small stool, the sparkling eyes are pleasing to look at, and the boy next to her is also thin, with withered and yellow hair.

This is when Xu Changming and Wang Mengmeng were five years old, and they were filmed on Children's Day.

Since the establishment of Xtreme Real Estate, there have been special charity projects. Later, Ji Linyuan's parents had a car accident. Ji Xianghe, in grief, increased the proportion of charity projects, hoping to accumulate more good deeds and keep Ji Linyuan safe.The orphanage where Xu Changming lives is funded by Ji's family.

It was only after Ji Linyuan got married to Xu Changming that he realized that they still had such a fate.

At that time, he was thin for no reason. Grandpa Wang said that he was destined to die, and he wanted to find someone to cheer him up.However, the sea of ​​people is vast, and it is very difficult to find people with compatible fates. Wang Daoyi found nothing, and Ji Linyuan's body deteriorated day by day. Later, Wang Daoyi accidentally saw Xu Changming's face on TV, and found it after searching , Said that Ji Linyuan really deserved to die.

When Xu Changming was thrown at the gate of the orphanage, he wore a jade plaque with a birthday lock on his body.

Lost on the day of birth.

"Honey, I'm gaining weight!"

The phone camera shakes, Xu Changming adjusts the angle, and Ji Linyuan closes the photo album in his hand. As the camera shakes for a while, Xu Changming wears a nurse's cap on his head and a white uniform that looks like a small vest on his upper body. As soon as his chest was covered by two points, he himself blushed unreasonably, but his cheeks were more to seduce Ji Linyuan to give him the excitement of fucking himself.

"Look at the top first today, the bottom is very hot, I'll show you when you come."

Also know hunger marketing.Xu Changming thought he was very witty.

On the other end of the phone, Ji Linyuan touched the photo album under his hand, and saw the happy and joyful Xu Changming in the camera, his heart was hot, there was no trace of lust in his eyes, only deep liking, he said: "Changshou husband is really attractive."

"Hey, my wife, you can talk now haha." Xu Changming sat cross-legged on the bed. In fact, he was wearing his little Spiderman underwear underneath. The nurse's underwear that Wang Mengmeng bought for the nurse was too ballsy.

Tonight's night chat is about the sexy little nurse online.

Xu Changming chatted with his wife for about ten minutes, and was coaxed by Ji Linyuan to go to bed early. He also knew that he would be filming tomorrow, so he reluctantly sent a message to his wife, and he didn't pay attention to him when he was shaking the camera. Spider-Man's underpants exposed.

On the other side of the camera, Ji Linyuan hung up the phone, still smiling.

The House of Hope funded by Xtreme Real Estate will not lack supplies to ensure that children grow up and go to school and receive education. knew.

In the eyes of others, Xu Changming didn't feel bitter in the eyes of others. He was happy every day and felt that he was very lucky to have his current personality.

It's fun to be with him.

I really love my long-lived husband more and more.

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"Old Xu, do you want to eat apples?" Wang Mengmeng stood at the door with an apple in his hand. After speaking, he pushed the door open and laughed when he saw Xu Changming dressed up inside. Is it a sex video with my sister-in-law?"

The sex video is very polite.

Xu Changming wrapped himself in a bathrobe calmly, and casually complained: "The underwear you bought is according to your size, right? Damn!"

"Fart, if you don't understand people, it was designed like this." Wang Mengmeng saluted the respect, and he really bought it according to his size.

Listening to Wang Mengmeng's nonsense, Xu Changming took half of the apple from Wang Mengmeng's hand, rubbed it, ate it, and drove the person away: "Hurry up and go to sleep, I'm still at work tomorrow, and tomorrow you only know that you are nympho drooling."

"You've already eaten my apples, we chatted for 5 minutes." Wang Mengmeng lay down on the bed, lingering, with messy yellow hair, propped her arms and said, "I'm so excited that I can't sleep, Xu Changming you Don't forget your righteousness, are we still brothers?"

Fearing that Xu Changming would disagree, he played the emotional card.

"My daughter-in-law asked me to sleep well." Xu Changming said that Wang Mengmeng was annoying, but he didn't chase her away, and sat on the bed, and the two of them seemed to be having a homework group meeting, Xu Changming asked, "What did you say? "

The blush on Wang Mengmeng's face came back again, she twitched for a while, and said, "I've been a fan of the male god for ten years, and I'm really excited to see a real person today. The male god is just as I imagined, he looks abstinent and frigid , very handsome, those long legs, that face, that voice, those hands..."

Xu Changming heard Wang Mengmeng praise Si Qingyue from beginning to end, and unceremoniously packed Wang Mengmeng and threw him out of the master bedroom.

"It's 5 minutes, I'll lose weight and give me an apple!"

Xu Changming, who only remembered after eating, could only rinse his mouth in the end, and when he came back, he thought about Linyuan's wife pedaling the bicycle twenty times.

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In the next two days, Wang Mengmeng will be Xu Changming's new assistant. He will stay in the crew every day and serve Mr. Xu in filming.He is white, clean and delicate, and is liked by the female staff of the crew. He can talk and run errands diligently. He laughs and follows Xu Changming every day, and the little yellow hair on his head is full of wit.

Even after Bai Qian and Xu Changming had finished their rivalry, they still wanted to say hello to Wang Mengmeng, which shows Wang Mengmeng's charm.

At noon, Xu Changming did not eat in the car. The temperature is getting warmer today, the sun is very good, and the wind is blowing. It is neither too hot nor too cold. Wang Mengmeng found a place where the sun can shine, set up a small table, and folded the small stool around As soon as it was released, Wu Fang placed the lunch box, and the four of them ate around the table.

"Our crew's boxed lunch is really delicious, today's big chicken rice is really good." Wang Mengmeng gnawed on the chicken leg and smelled delicious.

Xu Changming could only eat one bite of rice with vegetables, but he heard that he glanced at Wang Mengmeng, "You have to show some face."

The shameless Wang Mengmeng was unmoved, and gnawed on the chicken legs until it tasted delicious.Xu Changming was angry, and the vegetable leaves in his mouth were even more bitter, so he said stingily: "I'll go back tomorrow after eating, the crew doesn't have your lunch box." Then he complained: "Other people chase after stars, you also chase after stars, you are really lost Look at my face, it’s been a few days since I’ve been here, I don’t even dare to say hello to Brother Qingyue, do you think you’re cowardly? I sneak into the crowd every day to peep, Wang Mengmeng, can you give me some face? ?!"

Wang Mengmeng brags, chats, laughs and is busy with the big guys every day. As soon as Si Qingyue is filming, she quietly peeps in the crowd. Xu Changming and Si Qingyue play against each other deliberately looking for opportunities for Wang Mengmeng. As soon as she turns her head, Wang Mengmeng shyly runs away. up.

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Who is so star chasing.

Xu Changming worried about his old father.

Wu Fang and Xiao Zhu secretly laughed while picking up the box lunch. The first time they saw Xu Changming and Wang Mengmeng fighting each other, they wanted to persuade them to fight. Later, they found out that the brothers had a good relationship. Wu Fang felt that Brother Xu was not afraid anymore. As soon as she got cold, she wanted to review whether she had done something wrong.

"Old Xu, I heard from Xiao Zhu that you are here as the second guy, and the crew has equipped you with three assistants. Now it's just right to count me in." Wang Mengmeng, who repairs the computer, is also very logical as an assistant. "Otherwise, the indicators will be wasted." He didn't want to mention his cowardice, and he didn't want to either, but when he saw the male god, he became nervous.

Xu Changming was half dead with anger, did he think Wang Mengmeng ate two extra bites?

"Mr. Xu, don't be stingy." Wang Mengmeng was afraid that Xu Changming would be angry, so she deliberately tore a piece of meat from the chicken leg in her bowl, and put it into Xu Changming's bowl, "Don't get angry because of eating, Come try it, it's delicious."

Xu Changming glanced at the chicken leg meat that Wang Mengmeng put in his bowl.

"Forget it, just keep cowarding."

Every time I planted on the chicken legs and couldn't make it through.

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In the past few days, the scenes have been going smoothly, and the progress is faster than the original plan.

In the afternoon, the outdoor fighting scene was filmed in the rain, with Xu Changming and Si Qingyue taking the majority of the scenes, and Zhang Junyi fighting in the back to kill the assassin, and then there were two sentences.Since Xu Changming came back this time, Zhang Junyi had a calm attitude towards Xu Changming. When Bo Wen tore Xu Changming before, Xu Changming left the crew and Zhang Junyi even comforted him.

Xu Changming also knew what was going on, his role came up, and Zhang Junyi became the third male, so of course he felt uncomfortable. These days, when he was filming, he would go back to his corner to rest and try not to go in front of Zhang Junyi. Shaking around, people in the province are upset when they see him.

In essence, Xu Changming didn't think about stealing anyone's scene, but now that the fact has happened, he didn't go to Zhang Junyi to ask for forgiveness and make good friends with him.

I'm sorry, but I also don't want the male third to become the second male to steal your part.Isn't this looking for a draw!

Wang Mengmeng said that although Xu Changming is a good comrade, he is not Bailian. After Xu Changming heard about Bailian's character design, he thought very seriously about whether Bailian's temptation would be interesting or not.

The sprinkler is ready, and it will spray out as soon as it hits the board.

Xu Changming still wears his loose robe as usual. After being drenched by the rain, he had to roll in the mud while facing the assassin, half of his body was wet with the rain mixed with mud, and his hair and face were stained. , as embarrassed as you want, with panic on his face, he shouted hoarsely: "Uncle——"

"Don't be afraid, baby."

Zhu Zhan's nickname, he was thin and weak when he was a child, the regent was afraid that he would not be able to support him, so he named him a rough name so that he could raise him.

Si Qingyue plays the regent Qi Yu, who is handsome even in the rain.He stood in front of Zhu Zhan unarmed, and was slashed while protecting Zhu Zhan's arm. The assassin paused for a second, and was dealt with by General Zhang Junyi who rushed over after hearing the sound.

It was obvious that there was no problem with the martial arts instructor before, but Zhang Jun didn't stab well when he flipped his hand. He quickly stopped and said: "My fault, my fault, I'm sorry everyone."

Seeing this, Zhang Yan said, "Do it again."

The sprinkler stopped, and the makeup artist hurriedly touched up the makeup and cleaned off the mud spots on Xu Changming's face. Fortunately, it was a scene in the rain from beginning to end, and the costumes were soaked and it didn't count as cheating.

The second time went well, Zhang Junyi dealt with the assassin, drew his sword and read his lines to the regent, only to stumble again.

Stuck again.

There are still two days of winter solstice, and it rained for half an hour in the afternoon, so the temperature can be seen.

Zhang Yan asked for a break, Wang Mengmeng came to the field with a dry blanket and a thermos pot, two short legs rattling like cannonballs, wrapped the blanket around Xu Changming, carefully looked up at Si Qingyue , His face turned red at a glance, he sighed, and said nervously: "Mr. Si, there is ginger soup in the pot, so don't catch a cold." Holding the thermos pot with both hands, he stuffed it to the assistant next to Si Qingyue.

After stuffing the things, short-legged Wang Mengmeng pulled Xu Changming beside him to evacuate.

Xu Changming was wrapped in a blanket with blood on his face, looking at Wang Mengmeng like an old father who was over fifty years old, condemning him with his eyes.

"What should I drink?" He also said that he was ungrateful.

Wang Mengmeng watched the male god's assistant sister pour ginger soup for the male god from a long distance, and the male god did not refuse, so she looked away, with a spring heart, when she saw the old father's wrinkled face, she suddenly remembered, and said guiltyly: "I, why don't you drink some hot water?"

Xu Changming: ==

In the end, Xu Changming still drank the ginger soup, which was still his pot.Because Zhang Junyi got stuck again, Si Qingyue saw that Xu Changming's face turned pale, so he took the pot to Xu Changming's rest car and drank together.

Seeing Si Qingyue approaching, Wang Mengmeng ran away nervously.

Si Qingyue: "Your assistant runs very fast."

"The legs are short and the frequency is fast, and the two legs are like Hot Wheels." Xu Changming also held a grudge against Wang Mengmeng on purpose.

Si Qingyue smiled after hearing this, but he also looked cold and scary.

After the break, start over.Zhang Junyi has been stuck several times, and he will learn from the martial arts instructor below. It looks very hard and serious, so everyone can't blame Zhang Junyi for being too old.

As soon as Si Qingyue left, Wang Mengmeng came back from nowhere, folded her arms around her chest, and said in a big brother's way: "I think that Zhang Junyi did it on purpose, he wanted to punish you." There is no such thing as being shy and innocent in front of Si Qingyue. up.

"There is no way without evidence." Xu Changming was not happy after eating a few mouthfuls of muddy water.

The stage manager made preparations, Xu Changming took off his coat and gave it to Wang Mengmeng, shivering when the wind blew, his costume was already half dry, and he was about to get wet.

Ready, before playing, Si Qingyue walked up to Zhang Junyi in his wet and dripping costume.

"Are you really stupid or poisonous? You can't read the two lines well." Si Qingyue spoke in a cold and blunt voice, his clothes were still dripping, and he looked as cold and scary as he was.

Zhang Junyi stammered in a crooked accent, "No, teacher, I didn't do it on purpose."

With Si Qingyue's status and well-known temper, he is really not afraid of offending people by saying so.Zhang Yan was also a little annoyed by Zhang Junyi, and he didn't smooth things over this time, saying: "Qingyue, I'll keep you and the Changshou lens, if this one doesn't work, I'll only shoot Zhang Junyi."

It means that the post-camera can also be done.

Zhang Junyi hurriedly apologized again. He has been warm, polite and thoughtful for a long time. He has a good relationship with the crew and has never played a big role. Now that he has sincerely apologized again and again, everyone's hearts softened again. Zhang Yan wondered if he was overthinking.

Fortunately, the last time passed.

Seeing that Xu Changming was freezing badly, Zhang Yan thought that he would not be in a hurry, so he said: "Today, work is over, Changming should go back and be careful not to catch a cold."

Xu Changming wrapped himself in a blanket and nodded, feeling a little uncomfortable in his head.

"I'm really sorry for everyone today. I bought hot milk tea for everyone to drink. I'm really sorry." Zhang Junyi's assistant carried the box and delivered the milk tea one by one.The crew who were dissatisfied just now took hot milk tea and laughed and said nothing.

Zhang Junyi personally took the milk tea and handed it to Si Qingyue, but Si Qingyue didn't pick it up and said, "I will focus on filming in the future."

There were only a few people around Xu Changming, Zhang Jun blushed for a moment, and he didn't know what to explain, Si Qingyue had already got into the nanny's car.

I finished work early today, only after five o'clock in the afternoon.

Xu Changming was sitting in the car drinking hot water, Wang Mengmeng was staring at him bitterly, Xu Changming had no reason to know that Wang Mengmeng couldn't hold back.

"Old Xu, have you noticed that my male god seems to treat you very well?" Wang Mengmeng asked.

Xu Changming didn't think so, but Wang Mengmeng gave evidence: "For so long, my male god has been very indifferent to everyone in the crew, so I drank your ginger tea today and taught Zhang Junyi a lesson for you." The more I said it, the more I felt it was true, Wang Mengmeng moved her face close to Xu Changming.

"Suddenly you are so close to me, it shows that your face is very big." Xu Changming pushed Wang Mengmeng's face away.

Wang Mengmeng snorted: "Have you been fucking Mary Sue recently? All men in the world love you."

"Get out." Xu Changming felt that Wang Mengmeng's IQ would easily drop if he faced Si Qingyue.

The character design is something that he can fuck if he wants to. He is tempted to fuck, but he has studied a lot of novels diligently, and now he has achieved some success.

When the two returned to the hotel, Wang Mengmeng was using a small rice cooker to cook ginger porridge for Mr. Xu Changming when the door rang, and Xu Changming opened it. Si Qingyue was standing at the door with a medicine bag in his hand. .

"I just bought it, remember to drink it so you don't catch a cold."

It was nothing at first, but just after Wang Mengmeng talked nonsense in the car, Xu Changming hesitated, Si Qingyue didn't give him time to think of giving him the bag, Xu Changming cautiously accepted the polite thank you, and the other party left.

As soon as the door was closed, Wang Mengmeng, who was making porridge, had a spoon in one hand and akimbo in the other, screaming.

"Old Xu! You are married, you have a sister-in-law, and the male god is my family's male god!"

Xu Changming put down the medicine bag, and quickly confessed his innocence: "Let me tell you, I am devoted to my family Linyuan from body to heart. Don't make such a fuss. Maybe Teacher Si just sees me as a junior to take care of me." He didn't dare to call Brother Qingyue anymore, and he began to doubt in his heart.

"You can see that you are guilty, so call Teacher Si."

To say that the person who is most familiar with Xu Changming must be Wang Mengmeng who grew up with him.

Xu Changming looked at the rambunctious Wang Mengmeng, and said straight to the point: "Aren't you a straight man? Then what kind of jealousy are you? You turned a corner and said you are a straight man!"

Changing to a straight man, Wang Mengmeng felt guilty.

Finally, the ginger porridge was ready. The two brothers sat on the sofa and drank the porridge bitterly. Wang Mengmeng took a sip and glanced at Xu Changming. Xu Changming felt terrified at the sight. Finally, the porridge was not finished, so he put down the bowl and said: "Let me go and find out, you paperclip man!"

Bend into a paper clip.

Wang Mengmeng snorted, but did not refute.

Xu Changming went to knock on the door next door, followed by Wang Mengmeng, but when he saw Si Qingyue, he became nervous and could only hide himself secretly.

"Is there something wrong with longevity?"

Si Qingyue just took a shower and was wearing pajamas, and opened the door to let Xu Changming in.Xu Changming thought for a while that the next topic was really not good to talk about in the corridor, so he followed in. His stomach was brewing for a while, and finally he said directly: "Brother Qingyue, I am actually married and have a wife. I love my wife. I don’t have a ring on me, I’m afraid I’ll lose it, my wife is beautiful, gentle and has long legs, she treats me very well, you still give up—well, I mean you’re handsome.”

While talking, Xu Changming unconsciously showed affection, only to remember that he came to silently persuade Si Qingyue to quit.

"I have a friend who has been a fan of you for ten years, and he is the assistant Xiao Wang." Xu Changming was afraid of losing face, thinking that he would have to work in the future, so he tried his best to turn the tide and began to distribute good person card affection cards, and said seriously: "I The two grew up together, and he especially respects and admires you, and knows that you are a good person who is upright and clean."

So don't try to rule him out.

Si Qingyue listened to the beginning and the end, nodded, and finally stood up to see off the guests.

Xu Changming breathed a sigh of relief and walked back when Si Qingyue stopped him.

"I don't have any thoughts about you, don't think too much about longevity."

Xu Changming and Si Qingyue looked at each other, knowing that the other party didn't say that for face, he was relieved immediately, and he didn't think he was ashamed of being passionate, but happily bowed and said: "Brother Qingyue is bothering you, I'm leaving first. "

As soon as she got back to her room, Wang Mengmeng rushed to her, feeling nervous.

"Brother Qingyue said he has no idea about me."

"That's good, that's good, I'll just say how can I be a male god with high vision--" Wang Mengmeng smiled and tried to make him shut up.

Xu Changming: "Someone has ulterior motives for his male god."

Wang Mengmeng was right, and said: "I just reflected on it, and you are right, the male god is too abstinent. When I was an adult, I dreamed of stripping the male god's clothes—ah, I am guilty, I am really good Dirty, I'm not worthy of my male god's icy and clean body!"

Wang Mengmeng, who tortured herself, pounced on Xu Changming for help.Xu Changming pushed Wang Mengmeng away in cold blood, and taught the director to say, "Do a good checkup, go face to face and think about it!" He went back to the bedroom and took out his mobile phone to send Ji Linyuan a WeChat video.

It's time for my wife to get off work.

"Daughter-in-law, let me tell you." Xu Changming expressed his eagerness to express his merits, "The actor of Qingyue is kind to me. I'm afraid that he will take a fancy to me. If there is no sign of him, I will go to speak up Make it clear, say that my wife is beautiful, gentle and has long legs..."

Ji Linyuan praised Ji Linyuan all over the place.

Ji Linyuan listened to his long-lived husband's praise, and finally said: "Second Brother Du should ask Brother Qingyue to take care of you."

Xu Changming:! ! !