I chase after the actor by lifting iron

Ming Chen chattered and chatted for a long time, Lu Mang unmoved him and twisted a hot towel to wipe his face, and gave him the diagnosis of "Haven't your brain always been sick?"

"How come?" Ming Chen sniffled.

"Isn't liking Si Yanan enough to be sick?" Lu Mang said very calmly, "It must be terminally ill."

Ming Chen didn't speak for a long time.

"Oh, I forgot, you have more than one terminal illness." Lu Mang said again.

"What?" Ming Chen looked at him wanting to cry but without tears.

"Lazy cancer is quite serious." Lu Mang threw away the towel.

Ming Chen silently confessed the crime.

He is quite lazy, and he will choose to stay still if he can not move.

During the concert, the four of them stood on the car and waved to the audience, and the other three ran left and right, and even got down from time to time to follow the car.

Only he, like a rooted plant, grew on the cart.

So in the past half month, he really worked hard, and thanks to the system's ability to read minds, it was his male god who moved out.

If the reward is "you will win the lottery, the old house will be demolished, and you can become a heartthrob, the prime minister, and the prince of oil", Ming Chen may not have the energy to pay attention to it.

Even more depressed.

Ming Chen raised his heavy eyelids, and decided that no matter what, he was going to rest today, and he would not run away without saying anything.

The next day, the company parked a nanny car downstairs.

Said something to the assistant on Wednesday, pulled the door of the car, turned over energetically and got on the car.

At a glance, he saw Ming Chen slumped across a row of seats, and Ping Zi and Lu Mang paid him a silent tribute.

"What's the matter? Is the fever gone?" Lowering his voice on Wednesday, he turned around and snapped his fingers at the driver: "Sister Xi Shi said that she left with the car planned, so you drive directly."

The car drove out and bumped over the speed bump.

"The fever is gone, I'm crazy." Lu Mang took out his phone, took a photo of Ming Chen who was frowning, and entered the editing mode: "He said he ran five kilometers last night to exercise."

Wednesday:"?"

"Exercise, you heard me right." Lu Mang's voice was cold.

On Wednesday, his face turned pale with shock: "Youngest!? Why are you crazy, youngest!? We didn't dislike you for being lazy! If you are lazy, just be lazy. Isn't it over if you have a sweet mouth? Look at us serving you tea and water all day long. You're not tired, are you!?"

Ming Chen turned over and faced the back of the chair.

Pingzi sighed: "Okay, it will take at least four or ten minutes to get to the place, let him sleep for a while to refresh himself, and he will be fine in a while."

On Wednesday, he listened more to Pingzi's words. Hearing that, he sat down between the two of them, took out his phone and opened Weibo.

Sure enough, the captain sent out the photos he had just taken.

@Lu Mang-KC: The little guy fell asleep. [picture]

To be honest, on Wednesday, I felt that Lu Mang, the captain, was very disgusting. He called the team members externally, all of them were "little guy, little cutie, little baby, little beauty, little bastard (especially Wednesday)", which was really affectionate.

When there is no one, he is "lazy, stupid, male vixen".There are other things to be developed, and they will pop up from time to time to scare you.

Wednesday was that fool.

In just 2 minutes, Lu Mang's comments on Weibo became fierce as expected.

- What's wrong with sister Chen? Is she too tired? My heart aches to death

-My daughter's face was flushed when she slept, and my mother's heart melted, but I still have to criticize, staying up late is not good for girls' skin!

- Open your mouth slightly

- One day with a knife in hand, I will kill all the clay dogs. Your daughter will be longer than your face when you take it out. Did you make it?

- Are you too tired, sister Chen seems to have lost weight in the past two days

On Wednesday, I reposted Ming Chen's Sleeping Beauty photo: [Aren't you skinny? ]

After five seconds, Pingzi kicked him: "What are you messing with?"

On Wednesday, he yelled, deleted Weibo, and five seconds later, Pingzi picked up the thermos cup at hand and hit him: "What are you messing with! You're messing around!!!"

Inexplicable on Wednesday: "???"

At this moment, the car turned a corner, and Wednesday followed suit, but the cup was out of the way and hit Ming Chen's hand instead.

Ming Chen woke up with a cry.

"What are you doing..." He blinked, "Brother Ping...why are you...wearing such a handsome wristband."

Pingzi picked up the thermos cup, twirled his wristband, and turned his head.

"Morning Wednesday, Manchester United won yesterday."

"Really!?" We had work last night on Wednesday and didn't have time to watch the game. Hearing this, he lifted his spirits and quickly lowered his head to swipe his phone.

Ming Chen sat up slowly: "Captain... have you changed the phone case? Quite..."

He looked at the skull and was speechless, and paused for two seconds: "It's quite individual."

Lu Mang snorted.

Ming Chen looked out of the car window and woke up for a while.

Yesterday he clearly made up his mind not to run away, but lying in bed, the four big words echoed repeatedly in his mind: Signature of the male god.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, after listening to the specific content of the second phase of the task issued by the system, he tore himself off the bed and ran thirty laps in the garden with his drowsy head.

Hopeless.

It is indeed terminally ill.

I really want to sign it!

But what if it is another reward to test his courage... He has no confidence in himself.

Five kilometers did not put him down, Ming Chen was defeated by his own ups and downs of thoughts, thinking that he only fell asleep at three o'clock in the middle of the night, he was particularly depressed today.

Men's team KeepCalm, captain Lu Mang, rapper Zhou Wandui, dancer Pingzi, vocal Mingchen.

Because Zhou Wandui's name is too difficult to pronounce, he has an official simplified nickname, Wednesday.

Then there is Ming Chen, who is affectionately called "Sister Chen" by fans.

Ming Chen didn't really understand why he had to be a sister, but he didn't care.

Today’s group show is about four people going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, then going to a certain villa to cook, and finally everyone having a meal together.

It's that unpretentious.

When they first debuted, there was still a script for the KC group show. Later, they found out that they could perform group crosstalk without leaving it alone. Fans still enjoyed watching it, and gradually became casual, and occasionally they could come up with some untraceable benefits.

For example, right now, Ming Chen was negotiating the price with a certain fish seller, and the boss almost agreed. A big grass carp in the pond was stimulated by some kind of stimulus, and he stood up suddenly, making a big wave.

The pocket poured over Ming Chen's body.

Everyone from the boss to Sister Xishi and the camera was stunned, and Sister Xishi shouted anxiously: "Zhou Wandui! Cover him!"

Ming Chen really didn't understand the logic, so he was shivering and was dragged to the corner of the vegetable market by his three teammates. When he looked up, the three of them surrounded him tightly.

Lu Mang said quite reliably: "He just got sick yesterday, don't catch a cold, one of you can take off his clothes."

On this hot day, the air conditioner in the vegetable farm is fully turned on, and the cold wind is blowing from nowhere at this moment, it is really freezing.

Ming Chen hissed, peeled off the wet T-shirt with one hand, and wiped his stomach again. After waiting for two seconds, none of the three teammates moved.

"Wednesday? Captain?" Ming Chen called his name.

Like him, Pingzi only had a T-shirt, but Lu Mang was wearing a shirt with a bottoming vest, which was more obvious on Wednesday, and the short-sleeved shirt outside was left open.

Wouldn't it be enough for the two of them to just give a coat?

Lu Mang's eyes fluttered: "I can't."

On Wednesday, he also bowed his head guiltyly: "Oh, just... I was bitten on the shoulder yesterday."

Ming Chen: "???"

He was stunned for a while, and said anxiously: "Then I can't be naked! I don't wear concealer, and I still have tattoos on the back!"

Waking up like a dream on Wednesday, I took off the vest inside to him.

After Ming Chen changed his clothes, his soul was gone, he was even more listless than in the car in the morning.

Forget it with the captain, even the silly dog ​​has a sex life on Wednesday.I haven't even touched the hand of the male god.

I am such a failure.

This broken system P is useless.

The system in the brain is as quiet as a chicken.

As soon as he left the market, the bag Ming Chen was carrying was naturally carried by the other three.

The sun was so hot that people's heads were smoking, Ming Chen stepped on the curb a little higher than the side of the road, walked crookedly, and opened his hands from time to time to maintain his balance.

The humming of cicadas on the side of the road was intermittent, and at the loudest time it could form the effect of screaming, Ming Chen was so disturbed that he squinted his eyes.

"Is it hot?" Lu Mang turned around.

"It's hot..." Ming Chen was not very happy.

"There's a small shop over there, go buy a cold drink." He said and handed him a ten-yuan bill.

When they were recording the show, their mobile phones were handed in. Ming Chen took the money and looked around in the freezer of a canteen in this remote community.

In the end, I picked two crushed ice, which the male god bought for him, and he stocked up some every summer, and he didn't get tired of eating it even in winter.

After unpacking and throwing away, Ming Chen ran back with the stick in his mouth.

***

[Martial arts can strengthen the body, prolong life, punish evil and eliminate evil, and save the world.Martial arts are extensive and profound. Since ancient times, there have been several major systems based on boxing, kicking, wrestling, and joint skills...]

[Scientific exercise learning can help you...]

[Learning martial arts can...]

[Wu...]

Mingchen ran today's five kilometers in the small garden, listlessly, dragged on more and more slowly, and when he finished the run, he saw that half an hour had passed.

This system is not finished yet.

In addition to aerobic exercise, the tasks of the second stage include strength training and "choose one of the four basic skills and master the basic technical movements", no matter how tired you are.

[... I wish you good health and prosperous martial arts. ] The system is finally finished.

Ming Chen felt helpless for the system. He also asked questions like "Why me", but the system only said random.

Randomly fell on him, bad luck.

But looking back, at least he is not a disabled person with no arms or legs, and it is not the worst option.

Besides, he can't be called non-cooperative. Although his attitude is not positive, he still moves.

System: [There are four types of basic skills: boxing, kicking, wrestling, and joint skills.In the first stage, please choose a class to study, with the goal of mastering basic technical movements.Mr. Ming Chen, do you want to start choosing and learning? ]

Ming Chen said yes, thought for a while and chose the kick, and then a video showing kicking skills appeared in front of him miraculously.The angle of view is very strange, there is a feeling of seeing clearly in 360 degrees, I don't know how to describe it in words.

After 2 minutes passed, Ming Chen asked, "Just follow along?"

System: [Yes.I wish you good health and prosperity. ]

Ming Chen slowly repeated the actions he saw, just like the [-] times speed version in the video.

[...Mr. Mingchen. ] The system, which has always been very mechanical, finally came to a halt like a little fluctuation.

"Ok?"

[Excuse me, what do you think Wu is? ]

Ming Chen said firmly: "Tired."

The system went silent again.

Ming Chen guessed that it was quite broken. It is really not easy to cultivate a martial god, but he has never had such an ambition for even a second in his life.

I was really tired before.

He's not too interested in all the non-work movement right now.

Originally aimed at rewards, he was quite positive for the first half month. Looking at it now, the system only creates opportunities, and he has to seize the opportunities himself. He immediately has the urge to lie down on the spot.

It's really a tasteless tasteless rib.

[Mr. Ming Chen,] The system suddenly said: [You have misunderstood the Martial God reincarnation system. ]

"Huh?" Ming Chen moved his fingers.

[The rewards of this system have a considerable chance of being alone.In this environment, the probability of successful claim is as high as 90.00%. ]

"What do you mean?" Ming Chen's eyes widened.

[As long as you exercise scientifically and continue to complete the task requirements, you will definitely be able to realize your wish and become a contemporary Valkyrie. ] The system said.

alone?must?

shake hands!sign! ! !

Ming Chen's heart was beating wildly, and he stood up straight.If it was an environment with only two people, it would be difficult for him to shrink back!

The cool breeze swayed, and the neighborhood at night was even quieter.

The vegetation around the garden is very high, even if passers-by pass by, the view will be blocked.

"Just that set of actions just now?" Ming Chen asked.

Without waiting for the system to answer after speaking, his eyes changed, he kicked his legs, and an afterimage appeared.

Then kick horizontally, kick sideways, chop down, turn around and chop down again... It takes exactly 2 minutes to complete a set, and finally ends with a jumping and sweeping action.

Landing lightly, her cheeks were bright red.

"Is that right?" Ming Chen asked expectantly.

system:[…………]

The system froze for a while, probably doubting the world.

System: [Perfect.Mr. Ming Chen, your experience level has been adjusted to level three.I wish you good health and prosperity. ]