I have been a matchmaker for the hero for those years

Li Chuang's athlete's foot was famous throughout the company.

In the Big Nosed Elephant Company's own forum, a post was once hung up at lightning speed. An anchor's anonymous complaint post: He and another handsome guy with an extroverted personality and a good temper went out to play in a team. I booked a room together and ran outside all day. It was already late at night when the two returned. He was too tired to take a shower and go to bed. After the friend took off his shoes, he was woken up by a smell .

The post climbed to the hot post at an extremely high speed in the middle of the night, and was quickly decoded. Although the person concerned tried his best not to admit it, and the post was also deleted by the official, but later Li Chuang specifically told Rossi about his sweat I'm afraid that he won't believe me, so I made the post out for proof ==

So when Li Chuang threw off his shoes in horror, Rossi began to hold his breath and backed up a little, but the banana was suddenly hit by the nose violently, abandoning Li Chuang, letting go of his hand and backing away.

Chu Lanzhang froze for a moment when he was about to make a move. Seeing that the short man and the tall man were just leaning on the person and making no other movements, he took two steps back and walked to Rossi's side.

The dwarf and the tall ghost have no substance, and they can't smell the gas comparable to biochemical weapons at all, but even Li Chuang himself was smelled by the smell, forgetting the live broadcast, covering his nose and stretching his legs to reach his shoes. After coming into contact with the ghosts, it may be because he found that the two ghosts neither opened their mouths to bite people nor did other harmful actions, so he became a little more courageous.

Li Chuang slammed a leg out, and then his upper body was embraced by the tall man. If he was a little girl, he would be screaming now, because the tall man's arms were not counted, and one hand was placed on his waist. On the day, Li Chuang achieved the achievement of intimate contact with ghosts.

With a body that feels indistinguishable from anyone's touch, you can still feel a little bit of sweat. After the fear in his heart reached its peak, Li Chuang was not so afraid. He kicked the tough short ghost, punched the strong ghost, The tall man staggered, and Li Chuang regained his energy and shouted confidently, "What are you doing, can you show some face?"

After yelling, he smashed the pot and said, "Give you two a little face, you don't want it anymore, right? If you have a good game, you have to get involved. Playing games is fun, what's the matter with scaring people!"

Taking advantage of the few seconds when the short man and the tall man were confused by the roll call, Li Chuang ran to Chu Lanzhang's side stepping on his white socks, brother help! ! !

Rossi covered her nose again, and stretched out her hand to hold Brother Chu, muttering, "Brother Chu, what should we do with these two ghosts, can we get rid of them quickly?"

He doesn't want to meet ghosts like Li Chuang. The mat was pulled just now, and their phone screens were either facing the sky or the ground. Banana's phone fell and the battery fell out, and it shut itself down automatically. — Just take advantage of the current time to quickly get rid of the two ghosts, so that their hard-won joint live broadcast can return to normal.

When Chu Lanzhang heard his muttering, he stopped to protect the person behind him, turned around and saw that Rossi was pouting, carefully poking his head over his shoulder to see the ghost, and his heart softened. The original plan to interrogate was overturned in an instant. Since little Rossi wanted to start the live broadcast quickly, he had better catch the ghost first.

As for the ghost's injury and death, it is not within the scope of Chu Lanzhang's consideration. The ghost captured by the Taoist Association before has no grievances, and it is enough to leave a living confession.

The two ghosts had sucked enough yang energy from Li Chuang's body, and there were tall people hiding in the dark, so it was inconvenient to start a fight. They were about to escape when they saw two people blocking the entrance of the small courtyard.

Rossi pulled Chu Lanzhang to the door, "Brother Chu, don't let them escape, I'm optimistic about you."

Chu Lanzhang thought that ghosts don't need to go through the gate, but he didn't say anything, and his figure was calm and reliable blocking the exit of the gate.

Rossi ran back and rolled up the mat on the ground. After several twists and turns, the mobile phone on it was finally face down. He hurried over to turn off the mobile phone.

Li Chuang was shocked and said, "What are you doing? Sister Liu knows that we slipped away halfway and will scold us to death."

Rossi said speechlessly: "We will start it later, we still have to broadcast live." After such a whole night tonight, let alone the enemy army looking for them, their own fans will lose their fans, so we must find a way remedy.

But now the situation of ghost hunting cannot be broadcast live.

When they were sorting out here, Chu Lanzhang had already made contact with two ghosts over there. It was no different from the last time when he just leaked his breath and frightened the ghosts. This time, the two ghosts are repeat offenders.

Even if they knew they couldn't beat them, they wouldn't just let them go, they wanted to fight.

A lonely ghost who is not even a ghost general. He has no enshrinement and no cultivation. Now his grievances have been removed. Chu Lanzhang doesn't take the ghosts here seriously. It's just that this haunted house must be preserved so that he can have a good life. Don't worry, delay for a few minutes.

Even so, Rossi had just kicked Li Chuangfei's away shoe to him, and when he turned around, the two ghosts had been bound to the ground, and they began to confess bitterly.

Tears of sadness flowed from the tall man's eyes. It turned out that this is the tall man, and they delivered it to the door by themselves.

He wailed very sadly, "We don't know Taishan with our eyes, and we haven't harmed anyone. The Taoist priest will let us go."

The short one can use words better than the tall one, and he kept repeating: "We just take a few breaths of yang energy, and no one has been harmed."

When he said that he was inhaling Yang Qi, Chu Lanzhang couldn't help but look at Li Chuang.

Rossi sees people, oh no... After the ghost is tied up, Brother Chu looked at him eagerly, leaving Li Chuang behind and ran over, "It's the first time I've seen a ghost who likes to play with throwing handkerchiefs."

Wait, the tall one was shocked, and retorted with a strong attitude: "Who likes to play the broken game of throwing the handkerchief? , This is slander, you can slander our personality, but you cannot slander our IQ!"

Seeing that their attitudes were too firm, Rossi had no choice but to give up the act of 'insulting' their IQs and admit defeat: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about this, isn't it wrong for you to suck Yang Qi? Robbery and thieves are both illegal. You forcibly inserting into our game is force, and stealing our yang energy is stealing,"

The more Rossi spoke, the more angry she became: "You still say you haven't harmed anyone, so you don't have to go to jail for crimes that haven't harmed anyone?"

Think about how they were misunderstood because of ghosts, and they almost didn't get out of prison.

Both the tall one and the short one opened their mouths in shock, and stammered, "We ghosts, ghosts, are going to go to jail?"

Now mortals are so powerful, not only actively looking for haunted houses to play with ghosts like molesting a girl, but also locking them up?

The tall man remembered that he would be locked up in the future, and his eyes filled with tears. He asked Rossi, "Is the prison in charge?"

Rossi... Rossi slipped away, and Chu Lanzhang narrowed his eyes, "Tell me the whereabouts of your grievances, and the prison will be in charge. If you don't hand it over, I will throw you both into the barren mountains and old forests. I have seen a man for hundreds of years. people."

Banana didn't take it and finally turned on the phone, and hurriedly turned on the live broadcast. Seeing the audience running around, he was about to cry, "What about the live broadcast of the two of you? It's fine if my phone is broken, but the two of you are also Let's go, and who found these two people, why are they so rogue!!!" He still thinks that these two people are foreign aid.

Li Chuang rolled his eyes upwards, and couldn't help complaining about his mobile phone for the nth time, "You bought this mobile phone when you were in college. It's been three or four years, brother. Is it okay to let him die by euthanasia at the end of his life?"

Over there, Chu Lanzhang was threatening | scaring the two ghosts. After getting the confession, he put the two ghosts away and came here. He said, "You guys continue to broadcast live."

Banana happened to see the scene of collecting ghosts through his mobile phone. Seeing him walking into the house, he hurriedly shouted with difficulty: "Don't go," he looked at Rossi anxiously, "I... just now... started the live broadcast... "

Li Chuang didn't realize what was going on: "Let's drive it, we will drive it later."

Rossi was silent for a few seconds, and he asked the key point with difficulty: "Did you record Brother Chu?"

Banana felt aggrieved and turned off the sound of the phone, "How about... why don't you explain that we are juggling?"

The fans in the live broadcast room were all asking how that scene was done just now, Banana took a look at it and yelled frantically in his heart, don't ask me! ! !I also want to know! ! !

But he still has to endure the doubts in his heart and find a solution.

Rossi supported his forehead, Li Chuang was helpless, the two looked at each other, and Li Chuang began to think seriously about Rossi's proposal in his heart: change career?

Chu Lanzhang heard what they said, and said, "Why don't you pull them out to play a play with you?"

Rossi asked subconsciously, "What play?"

***

The live broadcast started, and the first people who poured into the live broadcast room were some familiar IDs. After the old fans came back, they asked what happened before, but they couldn't get the answer. They focused their attention on the few people who were still playing with the handkerchief. Looking at it, I felt something was wrong, what happened to these two people.

The tall ass sitting cross-legged is not touching the ground?They exited the live broadcast room and entered again, a little higher from the ground?

Why is the short man looking at Li Chuang with a smile like a fox waiting for his king to enter his urn?

Immediately after the conversation changed, the two ghosts fled after losing the handkerchief. In the live broadcast, the other three followed closely behind, and the live broadcast began to shake.

The tall one and the short one didn't run in the direction of the gate.

There was a flash of white light, and the two people who had run to the corner with nowhere to escape gritted their teeth and rushed towards the wall. Before the fans had time to worry about being injured and called 120, they saw the three people behind them looking at each other helplessly at the wall, and that The two of them had disappeared in the courtyard as bright as day.

Li Chuang caressed the wall inch by inch exaggeratedly. Under the high-definition camera of the mobile phone, fixed spots of dust fell from the wall.

The number of viewers pouring into the live broadcast room is increasing, but the three live broadcasts have started an authentic singing live broadcast, and they don't care about the question of how to pass through the wall. Only some witty screen recording videos of old fans remain.

Instead of spending the night in a desolate haunted house, the group ran to a hotel a few kilometers away to stay. When Sister Liu called, Li Chuang said he knew nothing about the video, "What, escape through the wall? There are no ghosts, so it must be Fake."

The real tall and short ghost squatted behind the door and said, through the wall?That must be false!

Rossi and Chu Lanzhang slept together as usual. After taking a shower, Chu Lanzhang was already lying on the bed. Rossi was lying on the other side watching his mobile phone. He opened the live broadcast software, and he was afraid to check the number of fans.

This live broadcast has been promoted for a long time, and Sister Liu even promised to show the homepage of the live broadcast software. This kind of generosity is rare, but the three of them messed up the live broadcast.

Rossi can only expect that in the second half of the live broadcast, their witty remarks will continue to make jokes, and they will not lose too many fans.

After turning off the bedside lamp, Rosie gritted her teeth and poked open the backstage with her finger, oh--! ! !

The number of fans above did not decrease, but one was added to the first digit.

Exit and click in again, I don't know if it is his illusion, it is still rising...

There was a knock on the door, and the sound of bananas sounded outside, "Rosie, Rossi, open the door, come out and open the door, have your number of fans increased?"

Rossi stared at the number on the phone, and subconsciously replied, "What's the noise? They're spending the night..."

The author has something to say: I am happy, and I recommend [Xiaojiaojiao] for everyone to see. The super beautiful Chiu Mi is Xi Zixu's modern romance novel, not danmei

I repent, I am guilty, it should be sent out at six o'clock, I put it in the manuscript box and forgot to set the time_(:з」∠)_