I have been a matchmaker for the hero for those years

Rosie got in the car and fastened her boyfriend's seat belt while counting down the advantages that the boyfriend carried with him, and finally counted a dozen of them.

But Chu Lanzhang narrowed his eyes and didn't really believe it, thinking that he was just perfunctory, "Then why don't you want me to follow?"

Rossi was wronged and wronged, "When did I say I won't let you follow me?" Obviously, 24 hours out of 23 hours a day, Rossi really didn't know that he had said this.

Chu Lanzhang pointed his fingers and said: "You have gone back to your mother's house three times. I told you to take my tablet, but you refused, saying that there is no place to put it." No one is sitting, isn't it a seat?"

Rossi felt even more wronged, "What does it have to do with not letting you follow me when I said no tablet?"

Chu Lanzhang said quietly: "I can go to the place where the tablet is at any time."

These words are an endless loop without solution, Rossi quickly interrupted, and repeatedly agreed, "Okay, I will go back...wait, who said I will go back to my mother's house, I am going home, not to be called back to my mother's house!"

Rossi's eyes widened, "Obviously you married here."

Chu Lanzhang did not dispute this, "Well, I will marry you, then you will take me with you next time."

Rossi fully agreed, but when he got home, he had doubts and said, "It's not good to put the tablet at the back, what if it is not placed properly and it breaks?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he turned his head and met Chu Lanzhang's suspicious eyes of "You just don't want to take me back", Rossi had no choice but to disarm and surrender, forcing himself to find a reason: "You can hold it yourself."

Rossi thought to himself, it's obvious that others can see it, but it's a ghost wedding, now it's all right, I have to go back with your memorial tablet, when we have dinner at the table, you can just watch it.

But when I think about it this way, only I can see the whole dining table, and my boyfriend is watching me eating pitifully, Rossi feels that it will be hard to swallow ==

***

The joint live broadcast with bananas and late-night money collection was on Saturday. The three of them had a lot of discussions in private, what to do to mobilize their fans, and finally decided that live singing was too boring. One of the three was For the supernatural live broadcast, one is funny, and Rossi is the one who sings the most. It's better to choose an open place, preferably three people can connect together.

Finally a haunted house was chosen!

Rossi refused after hearing it, but because of one-to-two, the objection was invalid.

Rossi: "..." Ever since he was able to attract ghosts, he has given up his expectations.

Chu Lanzhang was sitting aside, watching with a roll of bamboo tube in his hand. Rossi passed by with a sad face, and was instantly attracted. He asked, "Aren't you a ghost after the founding of the People's Republic of China?" Why do you read it in traditional characters?

Chu Lanzhang put the bamboo tube on the table, "There are ghosts of all ages in the underworld, and their confessions are all strange."

Rossi sat down on one side, and asked curiously, "Could it be that those ghosts from thousands of years ago haven't been reincarnated yet?"

Chu Lanzhang seemed to be thinking, and he said: "I have been in the eighteenth floor of hell for thousands of years, and I just happened to be released to continue the trial."

Rossi couldn't help but be speechless, "Thousands of years..." After coming out, there will be a trial.

Seeing that he hadn't left after listening, Chu Lanzhang knew there were other things, so he waited for him to continue.

Rossi said eagerly, "Next time Li Chuang and I go to the haunted house to live broadcast together, you can go together, okay?"

Chu Lanzhang stretched out his hand, and Rossi held it obediently, wrapped in a palm wider than him.

Chu Lanzhang couldn't figure it out, "You don't like meeting ghosts?" How could you agree to go to a haunted house, a dangerous place to report.

Rossi talked about the voting system, "They both agree, I object to it being invalid, and Banana is a firm believer in no ghosts, whoever tells him that there are really ghosts, he will be in a hurry with whoever, I can't speak. "

In fact, before they met Chu Lanzhang, all three of them were firm in their belief in ghostlessness.

——Later, they betrayed the two of them.

Chu Lanzhang was thoughtful, so it is enough for other people to agree?

***

The weather was fine on Saturday, and the three of them got together and set off for the Haunted Mansion on the outskirts of the city. The Haunted Mansion was just a few kilometers outside the city, but because it was right under the nose, it was not attractive. Every time Li Chuang Looking for a live haunted house, I didn't put the haunted house in the selection range, so I haven't been there yet.

This time, all three of them thought that they should not choose far away, so the haunted house became the first choice.

When Rossi arrived with her boyfriend, the two of them had slept all afternoon and were full of energy.

Banana Donna is a guy with red hair and a skeleton outfit. He looks very fashionable, but Rossi has seen him wearing similar clothes eight times out of ten times. It is said that he is a good baby in school, and he likes this kind of clothes when he comes out to work. The person is very warm-hearted, Rossi introduced to Banana, "This is my boyfriend."

After introducing the two to shake hands, Banana took time to pull Rossi aside, and asked in a low voice, "Last time, I said that I wanted to be a grandson after being a grandfather for a long time. Why did this suddenly appear? Where is my boyfriend?"

Rossi's ears became hot when he heard it, and he knew that although Chu Lanzhang was far away, if he wanted to eavesdrop, he could hear it clearly, so he quickly pulled him, "Who says you want to be a grandson? I just don't want to be a grandpa. ."

Rossi said hesitantly, "Let's do a live broadcast today, don't be a moth, last time I was disguised as a woman and got screenshots, and now two pictures pop up occasionally on the company forum."

Banana agreed very well, turned around and told Li Chuang, Li Chuang laughed hard, "I went to download it, and showed it to my wife. If I have a daughter, I will look like this, so I don't have to worry about getting married."

Seeing Rossi coming in, Banana pushed him, and the two quickly stopped talking, but the smiles on their faces couldn't be concealed.

Seeing their sniggering, Rossi panicked and ran to Chu Lanzhang, "Lanzhang, did you find any ghosts?"

Chu Lanzhang shook his head and put away his phone, "It's still daytime, so I can't feel it."

Rossillo was dejected, and bowed his hands, "Bless you, there won't be a single ghost."

After praying, he found a smile on the corner of Chu Lanzhang's mouth, and asked suspiciously, "What are you laughing at?"

When Chu Lanzhang saw that he found out, he refused to admit it, and said, "I didn't laugh."

"Really?" Rossi was about to leave, but suddenly turned back to shoot back, tilted his head and saw Chu Lanzhang smiling, facing the phone screen.

Rossi probed over to look, the phone screen went black, and Chu Lanzhang said calmly: "No."

Rossi became even more suspicious, approached him slowly, and said, "No...what are you laughing at?" Rossi reached out to scratch Chu Lanzhang's itchy flesh.

Chu Lanzhang was not afraid of this at all, caught the hand that was reaching out with his arm, pulled the person over, and wrapped it in his arms, "You sent this here yourself."