A mediocre little goblin's love story

What is it like to fall in love with someone much younger than yourself?

Thank you, just got off the plane.

Let me tell you about my own personal experience.By coincidence, I dated someone much younger than myself.

The biggest characteristic of young people is their innocence, their eyes are full of recklessness, and they do things regardless of the consequences.

I met him in a bar.He came up to me suddenly, without looking at what was going on around him, he just said that I was the prettiest guy in the bar and asked if I could keep him.

To be honest, my first reaction at the time was that he was tricking me, which was quite new to me, because no one dared to speak like that in front of me, and of course no one would use such a simple method to get my attention.

Maybe because it was so fresh, I didn't drive him away immediately, but let him sit down and drink.

The people around booed and told him to drink ten glasses of bomber.Without hesitation, he drank it all.

I thought he would notice that so many people were making things difficult for him, he would never be able to feel better, and it would be impossible for me to support him.But he was determined that night, so he could drink whatever he gave.

Later, even I couldn't stand it anymore and took him home.

This little guy is really good at drinking, and it is not an exaggeration to describe him as not drunk after a thousand drinks.

I'm not short of money, and he's pretty cute, so I started taking care of him.

It was quite a headache when we first got along.He may be too young, has not yet entered the society, does not know the taboos, and wants to learn everything from me.

I wear a watch, and he wears it too, and once he wears it, he throws it away.

He will wear whatever I wear, and sometimes it is not clear what he wants to do.

Learn how to speak and how to do things from me, it's a bit of a fake tiger's prestige.

When I go out, I know how to look at my face. He doesn't like people I don't like.They would come and complain to me, saying that someone was speaking ill of me behind my back.

It was quite helpless.

At first I thought I was a master, but later I found out that I was a little fool.

He was really stupid, so I started pretending to be stupid to accompany him.Eat and drink when you have nothing to do, have fun everywhere, and do things differently.Heartless, carefree.

Although he is a bit silly, he is really cute and not greedy.

Regardless of my asking for money, I gave the card at the beginning, and I lost a few of them. It was really lost.Later, I asked for cash, and I asked how much I wanted, and he said it would cost [-] hamburgers.

Many times it is not clear whether he is flirting or playing dumb.

Maybe I'll just take this set, there's nothing I can do with him, I'll give him what he wants, and of course he's never gone too far.

I lost my wallet, my cash, my mobile phone, whatever good things I gave away, and I couldn’t bring any extra things with me.I'm afraid that one day he will lose himself.

A lot of jokes have been made because of throwing things, so I will add when I have time.

Later, he did not lose his mobile phone, because he played a mobile game, and he took care not to lose the skin inside the baby.

He has no bad habits and is very easy to raise. He also likes to eat, drink, play games, and buy some small toys.Given 20, as long as you don't lose anything, you can still stop for a long time.

If I say it, no one will believe it, and sometimes I don’t believe it myself, but from a certain point of view, he is quite obedient, very obedient, and very sensible.

People can't pretend to be stupid. If you pretend to be stupid, you will be stupid.I started thinking about taking him around, but he was still in school.

I invited him to live together, and he said that he must live in the school, but sometimes in the middle of the night he would stickyly say that he wanted to see me, and then he would go home suddenly.

I've never talked about this kind of love, it's quite new.

He learns things very quickly, but he has no patience and no persistence.He likes people to praise him, but he can't distinguish between good and bad people, telling the truth and lying.But fortunately, there is only me in his eyes, and he will listen to what I say.

He will bully the dog at home, because the dog I raise does not have much energy to take care of, is more protective of food, and will bite people.He protects me and bullies the dog.

But sometimes it's the revenge of the two of them making trouble together and blaming each other.

Two troublemakers, there is nothing in the house that can't be broken.

Have you experienced the whole wine cabinet being poured over?He was almost injured trying to save the dog.I was very angry that time and asked the insurance company to lose a lot of money, and the whole house was redecorated.I don't play favorites anymore.

Being with him makes me feel that sooner or later I will become a fairy, the kind who has no desires and no desires.But the external things are really not that important, they are all imaginary, and they cannot be taken away after death.

The most precious thing for a young person is a sincere heart. I have never met someone who defends me so much. He looks at things from my perspective. To put it bluntly, he has no three views and no principles, but he will never Worried that one day he will betray me.

I can give him a tenth-level sweet-mouthed certificate. He would praise me with strange words every day. In his eyes, I might be the best person in the world. I look at him too much, even I believe it myself. up.

The above content was found by Xu Chuan in a memo.He searched the Internet, but couldn't find similar content, so let's just assume it was written by himself.Xu Chuan couldn't remember what kind of mentality he had when he wrote it.Xu Chuan didn't quite remember how true the content was.However, some details reminded him why he was attracted to Xue Hong.

He once witnessed a person become distorted and greedy in pursuit of rights and desires, so he naturally hated the kind of people who were deeply involved.People who have lost themselves, are used to cheating, and only think about getting it, so they can't talk about giving others happiness.