Lei Wencheng God System

"Hello!" Ji Yushu was stunned and shook Sichen's body.

What's the situation, and I didn't drink.Could it be that he is still drunk on mechanical lubricants?

"Xiao Si? Da Si? Si Chen? Idiot Si? Chief Si?" Ji Yushu leaned close to Si Chen's ear and yelled indiscriminately, but Si Chen still didn't respond.

He hurried over to listen to it, his breathing was normal, his heartbeat was normal, his body... looked normal, he just fell asleep.

Ji Yushu's eyes lit up when his worry subsided a little.

In this case, wouldn't this man open his heart and let him do whatever he wanted?

Well, the lips have not been modified, just bite them several times.But the system also said that Si Chen had to become the same as his own physique.You can't bite twice once, and you can't bite three times twice.

Hehehehe, just take off all your clothes and look for other places that haven't been modified.

Ji Yushu immediately took off Si Chen's clothes with great interest, and quickly stripped off Si Chen's bare chest, revealing smooth and graceful muscles.

It's a bit strange to say, how did Si Chen deform during the battle, those barrels, barrels, bazookas, etc. are all hidden under the skin?Change back and change out again?

But this skin feels surprisingly good, smooth and full of elasticity... Ji Yushu actually felt a little dizzy when he touched it. Si Chen's chest muscles in front of him changed from two pieces to four pieces, and they were still shaking.

"What, what's going on?" He muttered, but he still looked harmless and innocent.

The door of the room opened silently, and Lawrence stood at the door with Elena and a group of men in black, looking at the scene in the room with a smile.

Good customary standard configuration, why do you have to wear black clothes when you do bad things, I'm afraid people don't know what to do?

"The relationship between the two is very good. After eating, we are going to exercise. But this taste is a bit heavy. How does it feel to exercise with zombies?" Lawrence teased.

Elena flicked her hair, "I don't think it's good for me."

They originally planned to leave the intelligent zombie alone, but they didn't expect that the people in Huaxia District were too cautious, and they all refused food and drinks thousands of miles away.In the end they had to mix a special intoxicant into Elena's perfume, and let her run around like a courtesan.

"You..." Si Chen on the bed seemed to be in a coma, while Ji Yushu was in a state of drunkenness, not far from unconsciousness, safe and harmless.

Lawrence raised his chin and signaled the people behind him to go forward and take Si Chen away.Seeing this, Ji Yushu tried his best to climb in front of Si Chen to block it, and he didn't forget to take his clothes back to cover him up.

Anyway, no one will see Si Chen's naked appearance except him!

But in his current state, no matter how much he shows his teeth and claws, in the eyes of others, he still has a face of "I'm super fierce." In fact, it's a baby cat with a baby voice. Press, fell two big horses.

"Boom!"

The sound of his forehead hitting the ground was painful to hear.

Lawrence became unhappy, and said with a gloomy face, "The relationship is good. Kill him and take Si Chen away."

They were sneaking in tonight, and they chose such a tortuous way in order not to disturb the 500-member mechanical transformation team in Huaxia District.Unexpectedly, it was still in the way.

"Dong dong!" So the two men who were about to come up and kill Ji Yushu were also carried to the ground to accompany the guy who fell unconscious before.

Unexpectedly, this one was quite powerful, so Elena glanced at Lawrence: "Sir?" They didn't bring many people here, so they thought they could just fight them away.If it goes on like this, I'm afraid it will startle people.

"Is there any potion left?" He looked at the blonde beauty.

The other party understood, and took out a bottle of spray directly. This thing doesn't distinguish between enemy and friend, and they didn't want to use it at first.I didn't expect Ji Yushu to be so strong/tight, and his strength was so strong, I was really helpless.

Seeing this, Lawrence immediately backed out of the door, and Elena also covered her mouth and nose, sprayed wildly on the two people on the bed for a while, then quickly backed out and pushed the door shut.

At first there seemed to be a little noise inside, but it soon stopped.

The two looked at each other, opened the door again, and didn't go in directly. They waited until the smell of the intoxicating agent had almost dissipated. Sure enough, they saw Ji Yushu lying on Si Chen, unconscious, and his sleeping posture was extremely indecent.

It's just the same, the four men who were thrown to the ground by him were all on their backs, and it seemed that they couldn't wake up even if they fired firecrackers near their ears.

The two of you looked at me and I looked at you, "Sir, I'll call a few more people to come and take him away." Elena hesitated for a moment, obviously not wanting to fight in person.

Lawrence hesitated for a moment, "Forget it, I'll come." Anyway, they only need Si Chen alone, and the longer they delay here, the more uncertain things will become.

He walked to the bed, pushed Ji Yushu away vigorously, and stretched out his hand to tug on Si Chen's arm.

In fact, regarding the information that Si Chen is a smart zombie, he was a little puzzled at first. After all, the Human Armed Plan and Si Chen's name had already resounded in many regions as early as the smart zombie appeared.

Everyone knows that Si Chen is the modified human with the most mechanized parts in the world. To say that he is actually an intelligent zombie is a little bit reluctant.

However, Elena and Jonathan, the two people sent by the [-]th District to test, confirmed that Si Chen was indeed leading the process of finding intelligent zombies, which made him believe that the Huaxia District had long known about the existence of intelligent zombies, but had been hiding the information. .

There is a saying over there, the big hermit hides in the city.

"It was really Si Chen who found the female zombie?" Lawrence took another look at Elena before resisting him.

Elena vowed, "Didn't you see the image left in Jonathan's eyes? It is indeed the female intelligent zombie found by Chief Si Chen. And that female zombie has been trying to win Chief Si Chen to stand in her position." .If it’s just a modified person, I don’t think it’s necessary for an intelligent zombie to do so.”

"It makes sense." He turned around and stretched out his hand, and then he was hit hard on the back of the neck, and his eyes fell into darkness.

At the end before he fell into a coma, he saw Elena's smile, which contained some kind of subtle mockery.

Seeing that Lawrence was completely silent, Elena shouted to the four soldiers who came in before: "Get up, let's speed up."

Some mechanical sounds came from one of them, and then he got up strangely, twisted his neck, the muscles on his face trembled suddenly, and slowly changed into the shape of Jonathan's face.

Elena pointed to Ji Yushu, "You'll know what to say when you go back, right?"

"Officer Lawrence made a mistake in his judgment and died in the line of duty. We narrowly escaped death and brought back the intelligent zombies." Jonathan said mechanically, with a dull expression on his face, and there was no trace of life.

The beautiful blond smiled, her dear Sir Lawrence was right in his suspicions but did not insist.

Of course she would not think that Si Chen was the zombie. In fact, she was not unconscious at all during the decisive battle.In front of Xie Yajing, she just pretended to fight and then pretended to be defeated. She saw and heard the whole process.

Eleanor knew from that time that her chance to replace Lawrence had come.

"Wait." Seeing Jonathan's actions, Elena suddenly changed her mind.

Originally, she planned to bring the intelligent zombie to claim credit, but after meeting Xie Yajing, she was actually very tempted by the perfect evolution Xie Yajing described.

Although Xie Yajing has flaws, this intelligent zombie in Huaxia District is perfect.If he is used, she can also become a complete existence of immortality, wouldn't it be much better than handing him over to seize the rights of a little Lawrence?

Um.That would require Si Chen and his cute brain.She is not interested in eating zombies raw, and Xie Yajing can eat raw, which doesn't mean humans can too.

So Elena walked to the bedside and looked at the unconscious Si Chen.At this moment, she likes her status as a repairman very much, and also likes these reformers who have changed their flesh and blood into steel pillars.

This gave her countless ways to control Jonathan, and she would definitely be able to control Si Chen as well.

Speaking of which, this man is quite handsome, although she has no interest in doing anything with robots.Well, but for Si Chen, maybe the principle can be changed?

"Perverted."

Just when she was about to play with Si Chen, a voice that didn't belong to her or Jonathan's suddenly sounded in her ears. She turned her head in shock, and watched Ji Yushu, who was held by Jonathan on his shoulders, disappear in front of her without a trace. trace.

Very suddenly, it disappeared from sight, like magic.

Elena almost stared out her eyes, and hurried to look on the bed, but Si Chen also disappeared at the same time.

Two big living people, um, no, the living zombie and one big living person actually disappeared out of thin air in this room in front of her and Jonathan. This is unscientific than the end of the world!

"Jonathan!"

"Yes! Master!" The mechanical voice sounded without any ups and downs, without any extra movement.

And the other side.

Ji Yushu fell headfirst into the space in embarrassment, and just fell into a ball with Si Chen, forming a posture that seemed wrong no matter how you looked at it.

But he couldn't move his whole body, let alone the other side, so he could only stare stiffly at the man who was touching his cheek, hoping that he wouldn't wake up so quickly, and wouldn't treat himself as a hungry/thirsty pervert.

And how things developed to this point, in fact, is entirely due to the fact that our Demon Lord himself is too sloppy, and his style and level are too sloppy.

When Si Chen fainted at the beginning, he had already noticed that something was wrong. Thinking of the strong aroma on Elena's body, which is similar to mechanical lubricants, he couldn't help saying: These stupid humans don't know that zombies don't need to breathe. Yes, some airborne intoxicant!

So, he deliberately pretended to be dizzy with great interest, wanting to see what tricks the people in the thirteenth district were planning to do.As soon as people came in, they never expected that they would treat Si Chen as a smart zombie.

Funny, Si Chen wisdom is wisdom, where are the zombies?How is he not like a smart zombie?Don't they see that they can't see the word "wisdom"?

But what surprised him even more was that he could still see a living scheming. Comrade Lawrence was also suffering, and his subordinates talked about rebellion every day.

At that time, he sympathized with that poor friend in his heart, and waited for Elena to trample her under his feet and laugh wildly when he came over.

Then he woke up Si Chen and told him that the grace of saving his life must be promised with his body.

...It was only when he finally wanted to move that he realized that the intoxicant that Elena sprayed into the room behind was not only transmitted by breathing, but also by contact.

The system said that this kind of behavior is generally called death among them.

Fortunately, little zombies cannot die.Ji Yushu had no choice but to take the risk and drag Si Chen into the Taoyuan space together.He thought that since Miaozi can live well in it, it should be no problem for the big living to stay temporarily.

From the current point of view, Si Chen did not lack any arms or legs.

Said Miaozi Miaozi arrived, the ancient fierce beast that hadn’t seen its master for a long time proudly stepped on its small meat pad and ran briskly in front of the two of them, and looked suspiciously at the strange, motionless half-embracing and half-embracing of the master and another man. Finally, he stepped on Ji Yushu's face in disgust, and lay down happily in Si Chen's arms.

Ji Yushu found out that as long as it's not him, everyone likes this bad cat.

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