Dragon?

By the time he was nine years old, Qiao Zhi was already a real bad embryo.

Joe coached Joe Dandan, and when he temporarily put it in someone else's hands, it had to endure. ——You can’t move around, you can’t knock someone’s head fiercely, and you can’t bounce back into his arms.

When Qiao Zhi touched its shell, Qiao Dandan began to count, from one to one thousand.After counting, it can jump quickly to find him.

Qiao Zhi has taught him to count from one to one thousand many times.

Joey is a smart egg, he can always count pretty well!

"You bought my egg, I promise you won't regret it. The egg in my family is a strange egg, ordinary eggs, the chickens are all broken out of the shell, and then grow up; I have raised this egg for several years, and the chickens are directly in the egg. Li Chang. Just tell me, where have you seen such a big egg? If you missed my egg, which other eggs can help you rejuvenate and prolong your life? This business is hard to come by. .”

After being in the market for a year, Qiao Zhizi has learned kung fu well. When selling eggs, he sees women saying that they are beautifying and nourishing, and seeing men say that he will rejuvenate his life. He has never made a mistake.

"Hmm... You kid really knows how to speak," the man was still a little hesitant, "But your egg, the shell is a bit broken, I'm afraid it won't last long, so look at the price..."

"My lord, I didn't just yell at this price, if it wasn't for my family..." The little boy lowered his eyes, as if he had touched something sad, his eyes flashed with light.

Fu clenched his fists, and said in a warm voice: "If you want to buy it, I'll tell you the truth. The egg is broken, which is a sign of the vigor and vitality of the chicken inside. You can't wait for others to ask for it. You know what to eat, right? It's broken, it's your luck to catch up with this moment, it's best to eat it at this time."

The man was finally persuaded by him and paid the money.

Qiao Zhi touched Qiao Dandan's shell reluctantly. ——That's to remind it: from one to one thousand, it's time to start counting.

After collecting the money, Qiao Zhi walked to a secluded place, where he had already planned the escape route in advance.

——Just wait for Qiao Dandan to come to him in a while.

Qiao Zhi sighed.

"Selling" Qiao Dandan happened five times.It is not afraid of being boiled or stoned, it is a veritable king kong and not a villain; it runs away very fast, if he didn't tell him specifically, it would beat people while running.

It can be said that every time at this time, after cheating money and waiting for Qiao Dandan to come to him, Qiao Zhi will inevitably feel restless for a while.

"Joe Egg!!"

Qiao Zhi smiled, watching it jump around the corner.

Because of the cracked shell, Qiao Dandan's ass to the top of the egg is wrapped in a circle of cloth all year round. The bow on the cloth was tied by Qiao Zhi when he went out this morning.

As it jumps, the bow unfolds and falls, unfolds and falls, full of vitality.

Qiao Zhi opened his arms, and Qiao Dandan landed firmly between his arms with a "boom".

"Oh, I'm flustered by waiting..." He rubbed his cheek against its shell, and said in a low voice, "There will be no next time, and I won't sell you."

There is not much time to whisper, the person who bought it before must have witnessed Qiaodandan's escape, and now he is either frightened by this "demon egg", or is chasing after him, it is not suitable to stay here for a long time.

Qiao Zhi put Qiao Dandan into the package on his back, took it with him, and quickly disappeared into the alley.

Not enough to eat and not to wear warm clothes, the whole year of homeless life made the child hungry and thin, and he ran much faster.

After safely returning to the ruined temple where they lived temporarily, Qiao Zhi greeted the old hen at home and put Qiao Dandan down.

"Eggy, thanks to you, we have an extra sum of money!"

Eggy circled around in the haystack with her butt as the center, to show her congratulations.Seeing its lively appearance, Qiao Zhi frowned with a smile.

He put the money cheated today into the big money bag, poured out all the money and counted it carefully.

Fingers poked and poked the ground, and counted the copper coins one by one, counting back and forth eight times, looking like a full-fledged money fan.

"Eggy! We've saved enough money!"

Qiao Zhi's eyes lit up, and he said loudly to it, "It's enough to find a thatched cottage!!"

That's really, really good.

He lifted it up vigorously and tugged at its bow twice.

It's a pity that it was held up high and couldn't give him a few more circles.

Because of this position, his eyes happened to catch a small piece of ink on Qiao Dandan's buttocks, and Qiao Zhi let out a "huh".

An unfamiliar name was written there. ——It was not there in the morning, it seems that when Qiao Dandan was sold, he wrote it to the man.

"How can you write on your shell!"

Qiao Zhi angrily picked up Qiao Dandan and walked to the place where the water was stored, and washed the other person's name off it.

……

It happened to be Qiao Zhi's birthday that day when he moved into the small thatched house outside the secluded city.

It was an empty house that had been abandoned for a long time, and it was possible to move in after paying the repair fee.

With this year's hard work (cheat money), he and Qiao Dandan finally had this stable residence.

Even though the money came in a disgraceful way, Qiao Zhi survived anyway.

In this new dynasty full of spies, the seven princes who were the remnants of the previous dynasty lived another year longer.

"Joe Egg~~"

Qiao Zhi, a miser, went out and spent money to buy pens and inks, materials and noodles for making longevity noodles.After returning home, he sat at the end of the bed and beckoned Qiao Dandan who was lying on the other side to come over.

Qiao Dandan had never slept in a bed before, so she couldn't bear to sleep in such a bed with clean and soft bedding.

Qiao Zhi yelled at it, but it just thought it was a dead ball, and didn't respond.

"..." What are you pretending, you can clearly hear it.

Qiao Zhi was deeply distressed: Qiao Dandan didn't learn well, and even learned to ignore him!

——The devil is one foot tall, and the older devils have to learn to be taller, or they will still be dead.

"If you don't come here again, I won't drill you under the crotch."

It's not that he has no choice, okay, he can also sell his crotch to get attention!

As Qiao Zhi expected, this was a strange but useful threat.

Qiao Dandan rolled over slowly.

Taking advantage of the momentum, he pushed it and let it roll onto his lap.

The brush is dipped in freshly ground ink.As for writing, Qiao Zhi had learned it in the palace, and he did it like everyone else.

When he wrote the pen, he wanted to write "Joe", but he paused slightly when he thought that this surname was not auspicious.

With a swipe of the pen, he finally wrote the word "bad guy" in huge characters on the eggshell.

"..." Qiao Dandan didn't know what he was doing.

"Pfft," Qiao Zhi covered his mouth and burst out laughing, "Let's do this first. If you perform well, I'll replace it for you."

He looked at his own handwriting, and the more he read it, the more satisfied he became.

I always feel that the name of "bad guy" fits Joe Dandan very well. ——It was like having "fierce" written all over his face.When you see it, it looks like you can't bully it casually. If you mess with it, it will hit you!

"..."

Qiao Dandan: What is this man laughing at?I can't even straighten my waist.

After finishing writing, Qiao Zhi had to do other things.

Looking at Qiao Dandan who had nothing to do and lay back in the middle of the quilt, he felt a little envious. —It’s nice to be a badass and not have to do anything.

——However, even if it is willing, in the form of that egg, he can't tell it to mop the floor.

One person, one egg and one hen, they have too few things, and the room is very empty.

With his hands behind his back, Qiao Zhi inspected his small territory for a week, and suddenly felt a feeling in his heart: "I have to plan my life".

In fact, he never thought about what he would do in the future, and no one told him "you have to think about it".

He is only nine years old, no matter whether it is an imperial family or an ordinary family, children of this age usually live under the protection of their parents.When he was a child, he was in the palace, but A Niang told him that he "can't do anything in the future" - he can't compete with his elder brother and younger brother for the throne.

The irony is that Qiao Zhi, as the prince, is responsible for eating more and not fighting, and is set to be a useless person.But the collapse of the dynasty made him have to rack his brains to acquire more skills; because only those who are useful are eligible to survive.

This led to what Qiao Zhi was best at that he had learned while living among the people these days.

In other words, what he is doing best now is deceiving and stealing.

Qiao Zhi thought that when he was older, he might be able to work in a shop.There is no cost, and the threshold for recruiting a buddy is generally not high, and some skills can usually be learned in the shop.But the only fear is that if he grows older, people will still think he is young and weak.

In short, taking ill-gotten gains is not a long-term solution.

He hates the days when he is like a street mouse and needs to hide.What's more, he also brought a Qiaodandan with him.

"Qiaodandan, when will you hatch?"

Thinking of this, Qiao Zhi cast his eyes on the lying egg: "You suck my energy every day, why doesn't it seem to change?"

The dude, who was dubbed the villain, remained motionless.

—You can do nothing with it.It's a badass, it doesn't say anything on the shell.

"..." Qiao Zhi held back his fists. —Is there any way to behead this egg.

——Actually, what he wanted to say was that today was his birthday, and if Qiao Dandan hatched, he could spend it with him.

In the past, on his birthday, A Niang would hold a small banquet for him in the palace; now, eating a bowl of noodles is considered a luxury for him.

Fortunately, he is not alone.

After cooking the longevity noodles, Qiao Zhi's problem came back.

"Bad Joe, are you really a vixen? If you hatch, will you eat noodles?"

He glanced at the soup bowl in front of him, then at the egg he put on the opposite side, and wanted to share some with it.

Qiao Dandan's body leaned forward, and Qiao Zhi waited expectantly for what it was about to express.

"..."

After a while, with this forward angle, this preparation for trying to bounce, his face darkened suddenly: "Hey, don't think about bouncing back on the bed, you want to spend my birthday here with me."

As soon as the words fell, Dan jumped back to the bed as he expected.

after a little while……

The quiet Qiao Dandan sat beside Qiao Zhi, listening to him honestly.

The cloth that tied the bow before now serves another purpose—to tie it tightly to the chair.

At the end, the small bow on the top of the egg is still essential, after all, it is a birthday worthy of "dressing up".

After taking a few mouthfuls of noodles, Qiao Zhi stopped his chopsticks and said, "I was wondering what you would look like when you hatched! Will you be a little vixen when you hatch?"

"Hmm... what color are you?"

He has never seen a fox, but it is said to be very beautiful in the picture books.

"Could you be pink? That's right, the color of flowers!"

"Anyway, if you are a fox, you must not be an ordinary fox..."

"That's right!" Qiao Zhi was imagining, and his tone became excited: "Will you become a human like in the story?"

"Wow! Like that, like that..."

His eyes were shining, and he was so happy that the dimple on his left cheek popped out: "If you become a boy, you will be my helper and good partner. You must be good at fighting!"

"If you were a girl..."

Qiao Zhi glanced at Qiao Dandan with a bow on her head, and a delicate and savage girl appeared in her mind.

Girls...he hasn't been with girls...nor has he liked girls...

But if it was a girl... and jumped into his arms with a smile... complained that the stream water was too cold, and asked him to wash himself with hot water...

"F-girl... oh, oh, words!!"

He turned his eyes away at a loss, and said dryly: "Then, at that time, it won't be good for you to be called Qiao Dandan again! Let me change your name to Qiao Xiaohua!!"

——No, no, is he tying her up now?

— tie, tie... girl...

Qiao Dandan didn't know what Qiao Zhi was doing, and after finishing a long speech on his own, he suddenly started to untie his rope.

It seemed to be still very hot, and there were two lumps of red on Yuanyuan's cheeks.

……

That night.

Qiao Zhi tonight is very strange. In the past, the egg would sleep on his crotch, but tonight he tried his best to resist its behavior.

Qiao Dandan never compromised, and flexibly "fighted" with him for most of the night, and finally, Qiao Zhi was exhausted.

Occupying the familiar "hatched" position, Qiao Dandan was content.

Before closing its eyes and resting, it heard a "squeak" sound from the cabinet...

Qiao Zhi was already fast asleep, and the hen was kept outside after the move.

"Ka Ka Ka Ka..." Judging by the voice, the longevity noodles Qiao Zhi bought today were eaten.

Hearing Qiao Zhi's steady snoring outside the eggshell, Qiao Dandan hesitated.

"Kakkaka..."

--All right.

I saw the egg in the obscene pants move slightly.

The cracks in the uneven bottom of the egg are broken squarely from the inside out.

There was only one fragment, and it was broken very flat.

A pink fleshy claw protruded first from the breach.

The horns and long tails that appeared after that were all pink without exception.

"Squeak, creak!!!" The mice ran with their tails between their legs.

This thing that was about the same size as me hit them!

He hit them all one by one, and they all flew off the cabinet!

Fenroupaw punched in the air like a phantom, and the damaged longevity noodles were guarded behind it.

In the moonlit night, everything soon returned to tranquility.

The pink tail clings to the boxy bits that fell earlier, and it slides back into the egg deftly.

The last piece stuck to the tail followed the flick of the tail, fitting perfectly where it had been before it fell.

It licked the broken edges of the fragments in the egg, and the liquid left in the gaps between the edges repaired the cracks at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Soon, the egg returned to its original appearance.

Even the huge black characters on the eggshells are intact.