Dragon?

Xiao Qiaozhi hid a big secret.

There is an egg that fell from the sky in his house, and that egg is the egg of a vixen!

Every day when he returned to the hut after stealing things, the egg would burrow into his crotch; even if he refused desperately when he woke up, the egg would sneak into his crotch while he was sleeping.

Qiao Zhi felt that this matter should be dealt with seriously, and after waking up, he talked face-to-face with the egg a few times, teaching it to be a gentleman.Eggs also need face, they are always silent when they are called to talk by him (Dan: ...), seeing it like this, Qiao Zhi thinks it can learn well.

But every time the next morning, Qiao Zhi's trust collapsed again...

There is a storyteller in the tea shop in the south of the capital, and he tells excellent stories.

Qiao Zhi often goes there. He is an eight-year-old child, and he is not at all noticeable when he squeezes in behind the crowd.While people were listening intently to the stories, he took the opportunity to steal their purses.He found that stealing the money bag was better than stealing the food, where he could take very little food, but stealing the money bag bought a lot of food.

This time the storyteller is telling the story of the emperor who destroyed the country and the famous prostitute.

The husband prefers to tell anecdotes about vixenous women, and he can easily come up with the romantic affairs of those talented men and beauties who are called vixens.He said that there is a kind of goblin in the world, called vixen, they like to drill men's crotch at night, making men burn all over and make them want to die.

Qiao Zhi believed that the eggs at home were those of a vixen, based on the story told by his husband.

Yuxianyuyu means very comfortable. ——I slept well, of course it was a comfortable one.

It's about Qiao Dandan of his own family. In the past, even if my husband told stories about vixen, even if Qiao Zhi took the greater risk of being discovered and went to steal the purse later, he would listen carefully in the corner, but today is different.

"It is said that Emperor Jing'an went to Yanzhou six times, not for anyone else, but for the famous prostitute Su Jingxue. Su Jingxue is a very serious vixen. For a living..."

When hearing about Emperor Jing'an, Qiao Zhi lowered his head, losing interest in listening to the story.

The former country's surname was Qiao, and Qiao Zhi's Qiao.

He aimed his eyes at the money bag of the man in front, wanting to strike early and leave quickly.

Then, he suddenly heard the three words "Su Jingxue".

Qiao Zhi froze on the spot, his body couldn't stop the chills. ——That was his aunt's name.

"Su Jingxue deceived Emperor Jing'an. In the spring tent, the emperor repeatedly agreed to take her back to the palace. However, she has a special status. Even if the emperor has a heart, it is not easy. But Su Jingxue is not that ordinary. Emperor Jing'an in the capital knew about his pregnancy..."

The storyteller took a sip of his tea, and deliberately paused at this wonderful point.

"Sir, can this vixen also have children?" Someone couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked aloud.

"I'm so anxious, that's it."

The gentleman did not put down the teacup, and he continued to speak with a smile after the person who came gave him a reward.

"Pregnancy is the shortcut to enter the palace. Su Jingxue is a powerful person. If she wants to have a baby, she can give birth... It's just that the way of getting a child is dirty for this fox monster, and it needs a man to water it... That child, later I gave birth for more than half a month."

"Oh? How to solve it!"

"Sir, hurry up and continue..."

The men at the scene were excited to hear it, and hurriedly took out the reward, obviously their appetite was whetted.

Qiao Zhi's fist clenched tightly.

"When Emperor Jing'an took Su Jingxue back to the palace, he was afraid that she would be pregnant and would not be able to endure the fatigue of traveling, so he specially sent his most loyal and beloved general to escort her. That team was an elite team of men. This trip from Yanzhou to the capital, It's been more than half a month."

The half moon in the previous sentence corresponds cleverly to the half moon in this sentence, plus the previous sentence "You need to suck the energy of men every night to make a living"... The listener can hear the meaning of this sentence after thinking about it for a while deep meaning.

The atmosphere on the court was warm.People in the market are most ashamed of this woman's misbehavior, and they like to hear it. After hearing it, they will discuss it a lot, and it is a great pleasure.

Someone in the crowd thought of something and muttered in a low voice: "Isn't today's Majesty a general from the previous dynasty, could it be that..."

Everyone took a step back in the direction away from that person, with a blunt alienation on their faces.

- I don't know anything.

——Listen to the book, no one cares about how ugly the story of the emperor who destroyed the country is, and it is a waste of head to talk about the affairs of the current saint.

A small group of people were agitated, they left early, and when they gave rewards, they touched their waists...

"Huh?! Where's my purse!!"

Qiao Zhi stole five money bags in one go.

Storyteller's tea shop, he might not be able to go there again in the future.

It is rare for him to act recklessly like this. With such a large amount of money, if he is caught, he will most likely be beaten to death on the spot.When he escaped from the palace with a group of princes, he promised A Niang to live... So, for half a year, he has been working hard to live contentedly.

He is young, but he can clearly hear what the world is talking about about his mother--humeizi, unclean, and the danger of subjugation.

One word at a time, unbearably ugly...

A Niang taught him "don't fight with your brother and brother" since he was a child. Presumably, he wanted to teach Qiao to be indifferent and indifferent to the world. In the end, he failed her expectation.

—He hated himself for being so powerless.

The chubby cheeks puffed up angrily, and the child's heart was full of vengeful flames.

—One day, one day...

He stared at his hands, tightly clenched the names embroidered on the money bags.

……

Money is undoubtedly a good thing.

The five money bags add up to a considerable amount of money.

Qiao Zhi saved the big numbers, and used the zeros to buy a quilt, a big barrel, and a few pots in the dilapidated hut.

In this way, the life between him and Dan will be much easier.

"Eggy, is this temperature okay?"

Qiao Zhi boiled hot water and poured it into the bathtub. Afraid that the temperature of the water would be too high to cook Qiao's eggs, he spooned a little with his hands and dripped on the eggshells.

Dan jumped up and down a few times excitedly, expressing his satisfaction.

Eggs don't take a bath until they buy a tub and pan.From time to time, Qiao Zhi endured the cold water and went to take a bath in the stream. Egg would follow him to the stream, but it never went down.

Qiao Zhi once thought that it liked itself with chicken feces.

He also didn't mind it not taking a bath.He is used to seeing its dirty appearance, even if he just took a shower, he can't feel disgusted. ——raised hens, lived in a straw shed, and his own smell was not much better.

What Qiao Zhi didn't expect was that Dan didn't take a bath because he was afraid of the cold.

The ferocious egg is not afraid of the sky and the earth, he can beat Qiao Zhi and a hen, but he is afraid of the cold.

The cause of this discovery was that he bought a pot that day.

Qiao Zhi thought to himself: If we have a pot, we can pick some wild vegetables and cook them, so we don't have to steal them every day.

But I didn't expect that the pot of water had just boiled, and the wild vegetables hadn't been laid, and the eggs jumped into it first.

As soon as Qiao Zhi turned his head, he saw the eggs occupying the center of the cauldron, and all the dishes washed in his hands fell to the floor.

It was so big that it couldn't lie horizontally, but was just stuffed in vertically.At this moment, An An was standing firmly in the middle of the pot, and the hot water squeezed out by it overflowed the floor.

"Egg, Egg!" Qiao Zhi yelled at it.

The egg maintained the same posture without any reaction.

A few thoughts rushed through his mind, and he had no time to think about it carefully in the future.His hand had already dipped into the boiling water and he lifted it up.

- it doesn't move!And it's extraordinarily hot!

——It looks like it has been cooked!

His ten fingers were red and swollen as if a layer of skin had been torn off. He was shaking with pain, and he was about to lose the strength to hold it up.

"Qiao Dandan..." the child cried out in pain.

——His stove, housekeeper eggs, sparring playmates, and most important possessions have been boiled!

The egg moved belatedly.

"You didn't, didn't...!!"

Qiao Zhi's eyes widened, but he couldn't grasp it firmly, and it fell to the ground all at once.

It didn't seem to mind Joe's letting go.He flicked it twice on the spot, and when he was not prepared, it bounced into the pot again.

If Qiao Zhi couldn't understand it now, he would be stupid.

——Dan is going to commit suicide!

——Because seeing how hungry he was, did Dan want to volunteer himself to feed him?

"Joe, you are really, really good..."

With tears in his eyes, little Ah Zhi kicked over the pot, his heart couldn't be more moved.

He didn't like it to drill into his pants before, and he discriminated against it as a vixen. He didn't expect it to be so considerate of himself...

It turns out that it has always known that he plans to eat it; every day when he pats it, he is drooling, hoping that it can grow bigger, it has always known...

"Egg!!"

Qiao Zhi rushed forward, hugged the egg lying on its back in the pot, and made a promise with a firm expression: "Don't be afraid, even if you are hungry, I won't eat you for a while!!"

"..."

Dan trembled slightly because he never forgot the attributive.

Because of the burns, the tub Qiao Zhi bought was not used until a few weeks later.

He sat cross-legged in the steaming water and closed his eyes comfortably.

The egg on the side found the right timing and jumped into the empty space in front of his chest with a "boom--".

The arrival of the egg splashed water on Qiao Zhi's face...

He and Dan looked at each other for a moment.

So, Qiao Zhi watched helplessly on the surface of the water near Qiao Dandan, there were strange-colored objects floating and sinking...

The water slowly became cloudy.

"Hahahaha!!" He laughed out loud.

The egg doesn't have arms and legs, so naturally Qiao Zhi is responsible for scrubbing it.

After coming and going a few times, he also knows that it likes hot water and bathes, and the reason for the last "jumping soup and devotion" probably lies in this.

Qiao Zhi knew that Qiao Dandan was white, but he didn't know it was so white.

The whole body is white, without any impurities, and it is better than the fresh snow piled up on the edge of the grass shed.He might have thought it was a peeled egg if it hadn't been hard to the touch in his hands.

Dirty balls that don't like cleanliness!

It took three full washes before it was clean!

It's behaved right now, as he touched it with his hand, it swayed to the left and to the right in coordination, bringing up clear circles and ripples in the tub.

White is an easily hurt color.Taking a bath seems to wash away some of its aggression.

I like taking a bath so much, but I didn't take it because the water was cold.

Qiao Zhi thought it was funny, and thought: This bastard looks fierce, but also delicate.

……

In the 43rd year of Jing'an, this year name was no longer used after the new emperor ascended the throne.

Emperor Zheng Yang, who was originally a general protecting the country in the former dynasty, changed the name of the country to Zheng.After ascending to power, he was famous for his tyranny.

It was probably because of his disgraceful history of forcing the palace. Although he has firmly secured the throne, he still has a lump in his heart.

When weeds are cut, the roots must be removed.

He never gave up looking for the remnants of the previous dynasty.

At the beginning of spring, the spies sent by the emperor finally got the news.