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As the protagonist of Shuangwen, Chu Tianyue's outdoor survival skills and cooking skills are actually quite good. In the original novel, he often barbecued meat in the woods, often while roasting. The tangy aroma attracted spirit beasts or gluttons Lolita is really a must-have skill for taking younger brothers and harem.

As a foodie young man who loves life, whenever he travels, he will remember to carry flint and bottled seasoning with him. Even after the fasting period, he does not need to eat to fill his stomach, and his eyes will still shine when he kills a beast Studying how to eat can not only replenish aura but also give you a real treat. It really kills two birds with one stone.

Now, a wild rabbit just happened to come to the door, how could he let it go?

"It's so fat." Chu Tian grabbed the rabbit and felt that his saliva was about to flow down. In fact, the meals made by the inns along the way were not as delicious as his own. He has been hungry recently.

The rabbit in front of him looked unusually fat, its chubby body trembling in his hands, a pair of ruby-like eyes looked at him pitifully.

"Don't worry, I will definitely make you delicious." Chu Tianyue grabbed the rabbit's ears and lifted it up in the air, thinking silently whether it should be roasted or boiled for soup. It is delicious, but the rabbit meat is relatively woody, and Ning Ning may not be able to bite it, so let’s eat rabbit soup, chop the meat into finely minced meat, children will be full after drinking half a bowl...

So brutal!

The poor rabbit struggled with its chubby body, and suddenly screamed "coo-coo".

Probably God was looking after it. Yin Ning, who was sleeping in the carriage, was soon woken up, rubbed his eyes and sat up, "Daddy, what's the sound?"

"It's nothing, it's just a rabbit." Chu Tianyue paused, "Go on to sleep, you will have something to eat when you wake up."

rabbit?

Yin Ning looked intently and saw that Chu Tianyue was holding a fat rabbit in his hand. He was stunned for a moment, "Is this the little rabbit in the Chinese zodiac?"

"En." Chu Tianyue nodded. Yin Ning had lived in an underwater palace since she was a child, so she was not very familiar with the animals on the ground.

Yin Ning looked at the cute rabbit, so he stretched out his hand curiously, "I've only seen little rabbits in picture books before, can you let me hug them?"

Logically speaking, children like small animals very much, and this is the first time they have seen them. He feels that his curious reaction of wanting to be hugged is the most normal.

"The little rabbit is so cute." Yin Ning tried his best to pretend to be surprised when he saw the rabbit for the first time. "It feels soft, fluffy and warm to the touch."

The rabbit also gave him face, rubbed its fluffy ears against him, and licked his palm fawningly.

Yin Ning is the root of both water and wood, the skin of the whole body is full of moist moisture, and faintly reveals the vitality of new leaves, it is very comfortable to lick, as if it contains a piece of water jade with a fragrant grass and fragrance, which has a calming and soothing effect. As a result, the rabbit squinted his eyes, and simply lay still in his arms.

Yin Ning couldn't help but laughed aloud, "Hula, silly rabbit!"

Seeing that his son liked the rabbit so much, Chu Tian stretched out his hand in some embarrassment, "Okay, Ning'er, return this little rabbit to Daddy, Daddy is going to make soup with it."

Yin Ning's expression froze.

Chu Tianyue yelled in his heart that something was wrong, and sure enough, the next moment, Yin Ning's mouth was flattened, and the eye sockets turned red, "The rabbit is so cute, how can I eat the rabbit?"

This rabbit is so cunning, it pretends to be cute in front of children to get rid of its fate of being eaten, scheming rabbit!

Chu Tianyue cursed the rabbit to death in his heart, and explained to Yin Ning: "Ningning, you heard from your father that it is normal to use rabbits for food outside, and rabbits taste delicious..."

He tried to lure his son with delicious food, but Yin Ning didn't expect to eat this at all. Seeing his expression as if he was facing the cruelest executioner in the world, he cowered back timidly while hugging the rabbit, "Daddy is... a bad guy ..."

bad guy...bad guy...bad guy...

Chu Tian was more shocked and clenched his hands tightly, "Well, since you like this little rabbit, then Daddy can skip one meal."

What a great fatherly love this is for a foodie, watching the delicious food that is about to reach his mouth grow wings and fly away...

"Thank you, dad." Yin Ning hugged the rabbit and began to rub it excitedly. He liked to keep pets, and being a kid here is very boring. He was locked in the room by his worried dad all day long. It is a surprise that a rabbit can be pawed.

so comfortable...

The rabbit, which is a human being, drooped its ears shyly. He finally understood why the young suzerain valued this child so much. It felt so healing to be hugged, and he didn't know if it would be sweet to kiss...

No, you can’t have such strange thoughts. The punishment in the sect is severe. If you do something strange to a cute child, you will start with three years and the maximum penalty is death. No wonder those elders are unwilling to come. Proper words and deeds will be hacked to death by the suzerain...

No matter how bad the reputation is, you can't attack children. It's such a principled sect.

In order to spread the teachings and achieve the purpose of recruiting talents, some sects will use some very magical methods, such as apparitions, to create illusions similar to miracles, such as rain from the sky, snowflakes in June, which seem unbelievable to ordinary people Things come to flicker.

Another example is entering a dream, splitting a ray of consciousness into someone else's dream to give hints, sowing the seeds of wanting to be a teacher in the other person's heart.

Yin Ning is still young, and he probably doesn't understand "miracles". After thinking about it, he decided to use the method of entering a dream.

So, that night, when Yin Ning fell asleep in Chu Tianyue's arms, he had a very strange dream.

He dreamed that Chu Tianyue was playing in the flower field holding his hand, when suddenly a group of robbers jumped out from the middle of the road and killed Chu Tianyue!

Yin Ning: =mouth=

Dad, you are the hero of the cool text, how could you just rush to the street?

Yin Ning cried very sadly in the dream, and crawled over with his small body on hands and feet. Chu Tian smiled weakly, stretched out his hand to caress his wet face, and said weakly: "My child... you want To avenge my father, remember, I must go to the Hehuan Sect to learn art from a teacher, and to avenge my father..."

After saying this, Chu Tianyue closed his eyes with peace of mind, and rushed to the street.

End of the full text.

Weird.

In order to fulfill his father's last wish, Yin Ning wandered around in one place for a long time, and finally saw a plaque with three big characters "Hehuanzong" written on it. He wiped his tears and walked in, and immediately ran out a group of beautiful little brothers and sisters. His sister came to greet him warmly.

Among them is a little brother named Xue Tang who treats him the best. He often hugs himself and reads some books and albums on the desk, although the content on them is blocked like a mosaic.

Junior brother Xue Tang also often taught him how to practice kung fu, saying that a person's body flexibility is the most important. If you want to avenge your father, close combat is indispensable. Yin Ning followed him to learn leg press, Pressing and pressing, I found that my limbs have become longer, and I can make various difficult movements.

On the day of the coming-of-age ceremony, the little brother came to help him change his shoes. Yin Ning's long hair flowed down smoothly, his snow-white feet were exposed to the air, and he looked more delicate than a woman. He suddenly realized that he had grown up, I just wanted to take a look at my own face, but I searched the whole room and couldn't find anything that could reflect my face.

what happened?

The uneasiness in Yin Ning's heart gradually increased. He looked coldly at the half-squatting brother on the ground, and suddenly stepped on him.

"Junior Brother?" Xue Tang raised his eyes in a daze, Yin Ning put his hand on his shoulder, and slowly approached him.

"Junior brother..." Xue Tang couldn't help swallowing his Adam's apple, Yin Ning stopped, and saw himself in his pupils.

no face.

...this is an illusion.

Yin Ning suddenly realized this, because the less likely Chu Tian was to die, and although the illusion could create a virtual scene, it was limited to the illusion creator's perception of the world, only with the shape of a flower in his heart could he become a It is a virtual flower, and no one in this world can know his appearance when he grows up, so he can't make it at all.

How dare you set up a trick to deceive him?

A surge of anger surged in Yin Ning's heart, and he immediately kicked the little senior brother over, "Who the hell are you?"

"Junior brother..." Xue Tang raised his eyes in disbelief. Of course he couldn't create an illusion with his own cultivation. He relied on the spirit treasure given by the elders of the sect to do his best. He expected that it would be impossible to deal with a simple-minded child. The problem is that it doesn't work now? !

"He's pretty handsome." Yin Ning felt that the boy in the dream seemed much more convenient to walk around. He walked around on the snow-white jade with bare feet, and suddenly stepped on Xue Tang's heart, "Illusion rules, create illusions Once your master is seen through, he is inferior in skills, so he will be at the mercy of others, right?"

But he remembered that Chu Tianyue had a harem, and it was because of such evil reasons that instead of harming the male lead, he was hehehe.

"Yes..." Xue Tang closed his eyes in despair, he had already seen that Yin Ning was not an ordinary child, and he could only blame him for being too careless.

Yin Ning asked, "Who are you?"

"I am a disciple of the Hehuan Sect." Xue Tang turned his head in embarrassment, "Xue Tang is my real name."

Hehuan sect?Isn't that the sect where Xu Meishan, one of Chu Tianyue's harem, is located?

"Huh?" Yin Ning was a little surprised, "Why are you all staring at me?"

"Because it was Senior Sister Xu's order..." Xue Tang blushed, "She has met you before and thinks you have great potential. I am following the order and want to preach our teachings to you in my dream."

Senior Sister Xu, Xu Meishan...the one I met recently, could it be the beautiful orphan girl that Chu Tianyue rescued before?

Wait a minute, isn't the teaching of the Hehuan Sect just—"Isn't there anything that sex can't solve?"

Yin Ning's voice turned cold, "Pervert."

Although the Hehuan Sect has always had a bad reputation in the eyes of the world, Xue Tang didn't know why this accusation made Xue Tang feel particularly ashamed. He stammered and defended: "Our sect is very principled. do something wrong..."

"That's also perverted." Yin Ning squatted down, raised his collar with his hand, and said threateningly: "Do you think I should do justice for the sky? Let me think about it... It's too cruel to kill him directly, how about eunuchs?" ?”

"No!" Xue Tang blushed, "I beg you to let me go, I can do whatever you want."

"You can really do whatever you want?" Yin Ning tilted his head and teased, "Then can you be my dog?"

The voice was very gentle, and it was the most touching tone that Xue Tang could imagine in his mind. Xue Tang struggled for a while, but finally felt that saving his life was the most important thing, so he could only yell out unwillingly.

"Wang."