don't mess with the boss

As the gifts I sent out were received one after another, the first girl spoke on the group chat platform.

[Susu: Ah, what did I receive just now, did the boss win the lottery? ! 】Female number.

[Cha Xiaoguai: (づ￣3￣)づ, captain, please compare your heart.The clothes have been received, so beautiful. 】Female number.

[Exposure to the red chrysanthemum: Why doesn't Lao Tzu belong to me? ! W(￣_￣)W]

[Fengyu Tenderness: Hehe, because not only are you not a girl, but you also have a man. ] That's right, this is my uncle.

[Exposure to the red chrysanthemum: She is obviously a girl, okay, a soft and cute girl who practices male numbers. 】

[Exposure to the red chrysanthemum: Husband, squeak!deft! 】

[Drunk love red chrysanthemum: Well, my wife has a soft butt and a cute face, the cutest in the world (*￣3)(ε￣*). 】

[Cha Xiaoguai: Get out and show your affection. ＞Dish＜】

[Susu: Keep going, I've been a rotten girl for 20 years. 】

[Drunk love red chrysanthemum: My wife is not angry, my husband bought it for you, and you can't see the equipment that Xiaoqinger gave you. 】

[Wind and Tenderness: Who is Xiaoqinger, you bastard! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Drunk Love Red Chrysanthemum: I wish you to be smashed. 】

【Tenderness in the wind and rain: ……………】

[Exposure to the red chrysanthemum: Drunk love, why do you talk a lot, and say it again if you have the ability. 】

[Star Love Movie Follower: Successful onlookers. 】

[Drunk Love Red Chrysanthemum: My wife, I'm going to kneel on the washboard. 】

[Exposure to the red chrysanthemum: Uh huh, go, kneel for 5 minutes and peel an apple for me. 】

[Cha Xiaoguai: Shit, we're still selling it here together, sending blades. 】

[Exposure to the red chrysanthemum: Single dog, come to fight if you refuse to accept, let my husband cut you to death. 】

[Cha Xiaoguai: No wonder you want to find a man to live with. You are so arrogant and charming. It really suits you. 】

Me: I can’t type for a long time. In fact, no one knows whether this exposure and drunk love are two gay men. Anyway, they have been in the team for more than a year, and I haven't figured it out yet.

However, it is true that exposure is very arrogant. Playing games is more than a little bit more than drunk, and only a little worse than me, so he is currently the vice captain of the team. According to Zuiai, he has to go to work to support exposure, so Only his own wife could abuse him like this in the game.

[500 years of trouble: I feel like I missed a hundred million. 】

[HHKK: I think so too, let's go through the records. 】

[The loneliness of a cigarette: here we come, thank you boss. 】Female number.

[500 years of trouble: Boss is so willing today, is it adulterous? 】

[Tenderness of wind and rain: Hehe, you guessed it. 】

[Susu: Hey, when did Jian Jingyu come, why didn't he speak. 】

[Jian Jingyu: Hello everyone. 】

Jian Jingyu is a newcomer I only accepted a month ago. When he joined the team, everyone said that we knew each other, especially Susu, who always connected us together. I almost broke the keyboard, so they believed it. I really don't know this guy.

Everyone chatted casually, and the fourth girl finally came online, because the server will be opened tonight, so the staff is relatively well organized, and the other girl is relatively seldom online, so she didn't come today as usual.

[Small Tin Tin: Thank you so much, blow me a kiss. 】

[Tenderness of wind and rain: catch it, sure. 】

[500 years of trouble: The boss always feels that this is the rhythm of throwing a net to pick up girls. 】

Am I that kind of person, well, I am! ! !

Sure enough, brothers are different. "500 years of trouble" is a colleague I met in the last company. He is also the son of the second uncle's family of the boss's wife. He is five years younger than me and married. It is appropriate for me. A kind of injury.

[Susu: No way, the boss is so handsome and outstanding, and he is even more amazing at playing games, yet he is still single? 】

[Working for 500 years: O(∩_∩)O~ Girls love innocence. 】

[Fengyu Tenderness: Hey, what do you mean upstairs! ? 】

[500 years of trouble: It’s okay, it’s okay, I just don’t know how the girl knows you are handsome and outstanding, haha. 】

[Exposure to the red chrysanthemums: Let's take a picture too. 】

[Working for 500 years: drying chrysanthemums like you. 】

[Drunk love red chrysanthemum: @做事500年, report your name and address, and see if I don’t hack you to death. 】

Disconnected after 500 years of trouble, online after 500 years of trouble, offline after 500 years of trouble, online after 500 years of trouble...

[Drunk love red chrysanthemum: Wife, hello. 】

[Exposure to the red chrysanthemum: Well, where are the apples? 】

[Tea boy: ╬▔dish▔]

[Susu: Boss, are you really single? 】

[Tenderness of wind and rain: Mmm. 】

[Cha Xiaoguai: Big photos, boss, my sister is also single, let's get along, as long as you are handsome, hehe. 】

[Xiao Chenchen: Me too. 】

[Indifference as frost: @小芝横, don't make trouble, I've been chasing you for two months, okay girl, I've given you all my photos. 】

[Xiao Tin Tin: You are not handsome. 】

[Indifference like frost: ...]

[Xiao Tin Tin: Not so cold. 】

[Indifference like frost: I don't speak. 】

……

[Fengyu Tenderness: Okay, I admit, I want to chase girls. 】

[Susu: Hey, hey, the boss exploded.It's Saturday tomorrow, why don't we make an appointment. 】

……

I was silent for a while watching everyone's forced speeches, and finally put the personal profile written on the table in front of me, and I was going to use it to register on the marriage recruitment website, and then typed it in word by word.

[Fengyu Tenderness: Well... I'm starting. 】

[The loneliness of a cigarette: Married people watch. 】

[Wind and Tenderness: I am nearly [-] years old, with an average job, average appearance, average body, average family background, no car, no money, no house, and parents. 】

[The loneliness of a cigarette: ...Be humble. 】

【Crisp:...】

[Tenderness of wind and rain: ahem, it can be regarded as having a house, it belongs to parents~~~]

[Xiao Chenchen: Then tell me your request. 】

[Susu: What about the photos. 】

[Feng Yuqing: I am in K city, everyone knows this, that...my conditions are just like this, so the requirements for marriage are not high, as long as you live, you don't want to dislike me.Hehehe~~Contact information: *****]

[Xiao Chenchen: No. □□, boss, you are too stingy. 】

[Feng Yuqing: I... this person is a bit shy, everyone says so. 】

Private chat.

[Jian Jingyu: Order the number and send it. 】

Haha, this is a man, right? I was stunned for a while looking at Jian Jingyu's private message, but decided to reply him.