Rebirth Interstellar Life Rules

Chapter 33 After Class

Lou Ke barely vomited blood when he heard Lan Ze's words, he pointed at Lan Ze's nose and his hands trembled: "You, you... didn't you say that you explained to us what a 'woman' is after eating?!"

Lan Ze suddenly realized and slapped himself on the forehead: "Oh! Tell me earlier, how would I know if you didn't tell me?"

After finishing speaking, regardless of Lou Ke's stinky face, he turned around and pulled Cang Qing to sit on the single bed on the first floor, motioned for the last person to enter the door to close the door, and then looked around at the group of children who followed in - Lou Luke, Sasa, Andre, Booni, Qiuna, Grawan... Except for the four who parted ways with Luke and the others before, Andre's three followers did not follow.

Lan Ze thought for a while, touched his chin and pondered for a while and asked, "Do you know how a child is born?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was greeted with a row of white eyes from the group of brats on the opposite side: "It's made from a pipe."

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Lan Zemo, why did he forget that this group of genetically modified people are all "made", so they naturally don't know how normal humans reproduce.

Coughed twice: "You are talking about the birth method of genetically modified people. I'm talking about ordinary people."

"Ordinary people?"

"Aren't ordinary people made of pipes?"

"Maybe... But how could people be made without Guan Zi?"

It is a headache for people who communicate with themselves to be too ignorant of common sense, Lan Ze rubbed his poor temples and explained to them: "I don't know about other places, let me talk about what I remember... about ordinary people. "As he said, he cleared his throat, "We have men and women there, and men are just like you and us." As he spoke, he pointed to his flat chest, "Here is flat, and then...cough cough, There's little Ding Ding here. The woman is...we've met before..."

The bear children suddenly realized, and nodded together: "It's the same as Minu! But isn't that a robot?"

Aozawa rolled his eyes and took a deep breath: "No, minu is a robot made in the shape of a woman, it's not a human!"

The brats on the opposite side continued to stare. Is there any difference?

"Minu's body is made to imitate a woman's body... Do you remember that when we were eating just now, there were many people with bulging breasts in that restaurant from time to time? They are basically women!"

"Then why did the old man buy a minu back? Why didn't he just buy a woman back?"

Lan Ze couldn't help hammering the bed again with the tough questions from the brats, why buy minu back?Die!If that old crook could really buy a woman, maybe he would really buy one back! !

"... Generally speaking, the creatures in this world basically have only two genders, male and female, male and female." After speaking, Lan Ze immediately raised his hand to stop their questions when he saw someone wanted to speak again. Intent, "I'm talking about common sense! You can ask questions after I finish speaking!" After Lou Ke and the others shut up with awkward, breathless and angry expressions, Teacher Lan Ze continued to explain, "General For example, when people become adults, men and women will be together, get married, and have children..." Seeing that they wanted to ask questions again, Teacher Aizawa glared at the little fat Qiuna who opened his mouth, and he closed his eyes Proceed to the following course after closing the mouth.

"So, in general, men and women look somewhat... ahem, there are differences. In short, you just need to remember that generally, a woman is a woman with two bulging chests and a small dick underneath. Others, like us, are men!" Lan Ze took a deep breath, "Men and women will have children after they get married... As for your birth...it's different from ordinary people, so..."

So, this is probably the most basic reason why those other people treat these children badly.Maybe there are some other factors in it—such as strengthened physique, mental strength, etc., but in general, the "manufactured" life may be the main reason why they are excluded.

Wait for Lan Ze to roughly finish what he thought of about the relationship between men and women—of course this kid didn't talk about it in too much detail, after all... Ahem, he's not ashamed to talk about magic horses in front of these brats Physiological health knowledge.After they arrive at the shelter near the Star Alliance, someone should explain it to them.

After Lan Ze finished speaking, there was a moment of silence in the room. After a long time, An De forced a smile and said, "So you mean, the ones who are different... are us?"

Lan Ze was stunned for a moment, he looked up at Ande, Lou Ke and the others, and subconsciously held Cang Qing's hand tightly, "I don't think there is any difference." But others...

Suddenly, Lou Ke sneered: "Being different is different. I hate women more than being different from them!"

"That's right, I don't like it either!" Sasa waved his tentacles aside, causing his whole body to shake.

"Well, I don't like it either, especially the way she looks at us."

"Yeah, she's different from minu, she's not fun at all, and she can't poke!"

"Yeah, I want to be with a woman or something... If I have to choose in the future, I still think it's better to buy a minu to go home than to buy a woman to go home! It's not so strange to use it just by poking it. look at us!"

"Well, she talks a lot, I can't understand..."

At this time, Lan Ze deeply hoped that the lady with divine radiance would never install any surveillance cameras in her room, and even if she had installed them, she would never stand right in front of the camera to watch...

Lan Ze's prayer seemed to be successfully received by the God of the Universe. Anyway, at this time Ruoanna had no time to spy on a group of little kids playing games and chatting in the room. Mo, Gray, the chief of the Energy Coordination Bureau of the Star Alliance, is holding a seminar together.

Previously, because they were in the universe, even if they had anything to discuss with each other, they used video conferences to communicate.At this time, the three bosses who had just had lunch together were sitting in Ruoanna's exquisitely arranged garden, discussing the future.

At this time, Ruoanna was holding a cup of scented tea brewed from various flowers, and she put it under her nose to gently smell its aroma.

Carmo showed no interest in this kind of things that only women like, and frowned and pushed the cup in front of him a little farther away: "Our people are still checking, but according to the information we have so far—" He As he spoke, his sharp eyes shot at Ruoanna, "The black market people, smugglers, fugitives, and those illegal mercenary groups have all evacuated here. Only a group of useless slaves, damn genetically modified people are left , and a group of abandoned cowardly mercenaries!"

There is only one culprit that caused this result - this extremely troublesome woman in front of her!Along the way, as long as she hears that there may be those "innocent lives that need to be saved", she will firmly ask to take a detour to save the weak little sheep in her mind, so that when they come here, those criminals I have already fled away!

Ruoanna looked at Carmo with sad and hopeful eyes as if she didn't hear Carmo's complaints at all: "Carmo, those poor slaves shouldn't be treated like this, they are all slaves. Poor residents of remote planets are used, cheated, and trafficked to such a bad place by those greedy guys. They can only exchange their health, strength, and future for meager income and food. We arrived too late , for those who died after being abandoned by evil black market dealers..." She clasped her hands on her chest, lowered her long eyelashes and began to pray.

Veins popped out of Carmo's hands that were clasping his arms, and he could almost shoot lightsabers out of his eyes staring at Roanna.But he still waited for her to finish praying before speaking again: "Yes, I will give you the 'poor people' you want, after I thoroughly investigate their details, lest any despicable fugitives mix among them. "

Ruoanna looked at him with grateful eyes, with the same grateful smile on her face: "Thank you, dear Carmo, you must know that the people on my spaceship are all poor people who have lost their homes and have no place to live. People, if those villains are really mixed in, it will be a terrible threat to them."

Grai, who had been sitting on the sidelines watching the play, kept smiling and watching the two people's negotiation with each other. After the conversation between the two of them came to an end, he said with a smile: "I believe that the matter between the two of you will be resolved soon." The most satisfactory result. From now on, I will take over the management of the affairs on this planet. Don’t worry, I have the most advanced mining robots under my command. But before that—” He said, looking at the two of them. The crooked eyes of the smile almost narrowed into a line, "I hope to inquire some local information from those harmless people who are willing to cooperate with me and who have worked here before, which can be regarded as providing information for our future work." Some conveniences."

Carmo snorted coldly and didn't answer directly, but his attitude has already shown that he has no objection to this.Roanna also smiled and nodded slightly to him: "Of course, this can help our hard-working compatriots relieve too much hard work and danger."

Grai smiled and got what he wanted, and raised the red drink in front of him: "For our cooperation."

Even though Carmo didn't like this kind of drink, he held up the drink that he pushed away at this time, and together with Ruoanna—"For, our cooperation."

Yes, cooperation. Among the benefits obtained by the Star Alliance Energy Coordination Bureau this time, it has been agreed in advance that they will be distributed to the Star Alliance Security Department and the Rescuer Alliance.

After all, if it wasn't for this reason, who would spend nearly a full year on such a remote planet?

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Lan Ze felt that he had no qualifications to be a teacher, at least, he didn't have the qualifications to be a teacher to this group of brats... Or, he didn't have the qualifications to be a teacher of physiology and hygiene?

Anyway, after he finished explaining the general knowledge to the group of brats, and under the attack of the group of brats rambling about a hundred thousand reasons, he finally couldn't bear to blast all these troublemakers out of the gate.

Standing in front of the two beds side by side, Lan Ze raised his hand and rubbed his chin in a contemplative state: "How shall we sleep in the future?"

Cang Qing looked at the bed above, then at the bed below, then turned to look at Lan Ze: "Sleep together."

"Of course we have to sleep together. I mean, shall we sleep on the top or the bottom?" After living with Cang Qing for so long, the concept of "sleeping in separate beds" has long been lost in Lan Ze's mind, and they say 21 days Can form a habit, how long has he lived with Cang Qing?I'm so used to it that I can't get used to it anymore, okay?

He just thinks that it is troublesome to get on and off the upper bunk, but if the lower bunk is inaccurate, it will be used as a chair for people to sit on, and it will always get dirty after a long time.Then he hesitated whether to sleep on the top or the bottom.

Hearing that Lan Ze was not going to sleep separately from him, Cang Qing had no other opinions, just stood behind Lan Ze, hung himself on him, put his chin on his shoulder, and let him sit there. pondering.

After thinking about it again and again, Lan Ze finally chose the lower berth - in case of any unexpected situation in the future, the lower berth is much easier to escape than the upper berth!

The two children even removed the bedding from the upper bed and folded it on the lower berth——Lan Ze said, it's more comfortable this way!Afterwards, he took another pillow down, and only then took Cang Qing to test the bed with great interest.

Before that, even if they had a big bunk to sleep in in the former base, the things under it had already been flattened by these children. He didn't know the concept of "soft bedding" for a long time.Therefore, when people lie down on it now, they immediately feel a strong drowsiness.

No way, in the days of Sandstorm, during the time he lived on the surface recently, he hardly had any restful sleep.Especially if any native creature passed by outside, the two of them had to get up immediately and pay attention to the situation outside, only if they could sleep well would there be ghosts!

When Lan Ze was in a daze, he suddenly heard a familiar voice coming from his ear: "...Ah Ze, don't live with women for the rest of your life, okay?"

Hearing Lan Ze's explanation about men and women before, although Cang Qing has never interrupted or asked a word, but in fact, there is not a trace of turmoil in his heart.

Lan Ze said: Men will marry a woman to go home in the future, and men will combine with women to build a family and live together.

He doesn't want women, and he doesn't want Lan Ze to live with women.He wants to be with Lan Ze forever and never be separated.Lan Ze belonged to him, and he could not tolerate other people appearing beside Lan Ze.But he didn't know if Lan Ze also hoped so.Or, after going to that Star Alliance in the future, Lan Ze will find a woman to live with like a normal person?

After all, the difference is actually that these genetically modified talents are right.Lan Ze had never seen other "normal people" before, and there were no women in their lives, but in the future...

Cang Qing was afraid, afraid, and this was the first time he felt this kind of fear since he was born and had memories.

"Hmm... what?" Lan Ze was in a daze, unable to hear clearly what Cang Qing was saying.

Cang Qing hugged the person in his arms even tighter, almost stuffing that fluffy head into his chest: "In the future... do you want to find a woman and live together?"

In a daze, Lan Ze struggled his head out of Cang Qing's arms, raised his head and looked at him with sleepy eyes: "What nonsense are you talking about? Why do you want a woman who doesn't know the details?"

Cang Qing looked down at him, his gray eyes were full of solemnity: "Then we will live together in the future? Forever?"

Lan Ze blinked again, feeling that Cang Qing was simply having a convulsion: "Of course, didn't you decide to live together?" Otherwise, what about his deficiency syndrome?He couldn't even sleep without himself, what if he died because of it?After finishing speaking, Lan Ze continued to put his head in a comfortable position, resting his head on Cang Qing's arm, abandoning his own pillow and continuing to sleep.

The corners of Cang Qing's mouth curled up, and the arc got bigger and bigger, and he also felt that something in his heart became lighter and lighter, as if his whole body was flying up.

In the past, because there was only each other in their lives, their future seemed to be so fixed forever.So whether it's him or Lan Ze, when they talk about being together forever in the future, it seems to be a very normal thing.

But now, when Lan Ze promised himself like this when the future was unknown, it seemed that his fearful and uneasy heart had been completely settled down.

In fact, Cang Qing is also very disturbed about the issue he is facing now.Terrifying, gigantic, unimaginable spaceships.The familiar planet that is about to leave, the unknown Star Alliance and the universe without any concept at all.All of this, to Cang Qing, who only had the impression of life on Sandstorm and the life in the laboratory, was so unsettling and frightening.

Fortunately, he still has Lan Ze, and he will always be with him in his future life.

It's not just Cang Qing, who seems calm and calm no matter what happens, is worried.In other rooms, the genetically modified people who came with them were the same, they were very worried, panicked, and even afraid of these unknown and incomprehensible things.

It was only because their spiked, seemingly fearless courage and arrogance covered all of this that they were beaten out by the sandstorm star, which made them look the same as usual now.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, how could they stand obediently in front of Lan Ze and listen to his "lecture" in normal times?This group of brats were all arrogant to a certain extent and would never listen to persuasion.How can Aozawa's words be so useful?

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Since the three coordinated teams came to the third planet in the u·tn galaxy, they have started busy work.

The Star Alliance Security Department dispatched a large number of people, and with the detectors they carried with their armor, they captured almost all the people who stayed on Sandstorm and failed to evacuate with the people from the black market.

Among them, of course, some informants who were deliberately left behind by the black market and waited for things to stabilize were responsible for secretly contacting the black market.And some people who didn't keep up with the spacecraft because of time constraints.

Naturally, these people were all warmly "accommodated" by the security department, and those unlucky ones were imprisoned in the small black room of the battleship-class spaceship.

The Rescuer Alliance, on the other hand, is responsible for receiving those spaceships that are judged to be "harmless", "no criminal record", and "victims".This spaceship seems to be an ordinary civilian spaceship, but its capacity is very large, and all the weapons and other things equipped are naturally far beyond ordinary civilian spaceships.

The last spaceship is naturally the spaceship belonging to the Energy Coordination Bureau. This spaceship is actually the largest among the three spaceships.

It carries a variety of mining equipment on it, and the large-capacity storage bin can load the excavated energy stones.In contrast, in terms of the number of people on board, this ship is actually the smallest of the three main ships.

In addition, in addition to these three large spaceships with exaggerated size, each spaceship is also equipped with some small spaceships that are like escorts and detection wingmen.At this time, they also stopped nearby.

With these spaceships as the center, they quickly opened a huge "net". The transparent and colorless protective cover enveloped all warships and spaceships. People can directly set foot on this planet when walking around. ground.

However, those who have the right to move freely are of course the official staff on these three spaceships, such as those captured by the security department, and the "poor people" rescued by the Rescuer Alliance along the way, they have no freedom at all. Unable to go outside.

Not to mention those suspected criminals who were arrested, rescued people like Lan Ze and the others were not allowed to go anywhere except the two floors where they were operating.From the recent observations, Lan Ze judged that the other staff members on the spaceship would not eat in the place where they ate, and the place where others ate would not be with them at all.

How many floors does this spaceship have?Aozawa didn't know.How many people are on the spaceship?Aozawa didn't know either.But according to his recent observation, there are nearly 1000 rescued people living in these two floors where they are often active.Even on the floor where they dine, there are houses of similar specifications outside the restaurant.

These three spaceships stayed on Sandstorm for ten days. During these ten days, except for Lan Ze and the others who met the woman who claimed to be the founder of the Alliance of Saviors at the beginning, even when they went out to eat, at most You can only see some staff responsible for maintaining order, and the rest are people from various galaxies and races who are dressed in the same clothes as Lan Ze and the others, and were rescued by the Alliance of the Salvators along the way.

Regrettably, among the people who were also rescued on this ship, there were very few people like Lu Ke who wore collars around their necks, and the identities of genetically modified people were also discredited by those slaves who also came from Sandstorm Star. To put it bluntly, this also led to the atmosphere in the two layers of them not always being so harmonious.

The reason--of course, it comes from the various dislikes of the ordinary rescued people.

After Lan Ze took his food, he took Cang Qing and walked to the long table in the corner. Not far away, Lou Ke's face turned black because of some people's contempt and pointing, and he seemed to be able to rush over to meet him at any time. It looked like they were fighting.

Just when I saw some conflicts and bloodshed that might happen here today, the door of the elevator in the middle of the restaurant opened wide, and several staff members in overalls of the League of Rescuers came out, their eyes were on those wearing collars. A group of children scanned around, tapped some people's names on the light screen on their wrists a few times, and said, "Let's come over after lunch."

After Lan Ze heard the words, he raised his eyebrows slightly - actually asked all the old man's subordinates to go together?

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