Rebirth Interstellar Life Rules

From Andre, who loves to use his brains, to Sasa, who never uses brains to think, and Lou Ke, who has a bit of brains but always adopts a straight-line policy, almost everyone is in Lanze. Reading, reading, memorizing, and writing are the opposite of the Star Alliance learning model with the purpose of being free, casual, and free. While being abused, I persisted.No matter how full, unhappy emotions, and thoughts that these contents are meaningless, they are all hidden in the stomach, like the docile little poor people who have been cleaned up under the strictest teaching director, with an atmosphere They didn't dare to make a sound.

This is actually not how terrifying Lan Ze's personal power is - of course, as soon as he entered the teaching mode and entered the question-making mode, Lan Ze at that time could indeed be described as "terrifying".But the reason why Lou Ke and the others are so honest is entirely because Lan Ze is an ordinary person.

Yes, ordinary people seem to only have higher mental strength, but his other physical qualities are simply not comparable to their group of genetically modified people.Lou Ke and others, who were fed up with being treated differently by ordinary people, suffocated and persisted when facing the "difficulties" given by Lan Ze, and absolutely did not want to be judged by someone who was younger than them and physically weaker than them, But they are better able to adapt to this Star Alliance than they are, more famous than them, better at cooking than them, better at making money than them, better than him...

In short, after a few years of goodbye, the children who had been beaten to the point of vomiting blood after the reunion decided to defend their last bit of dignity to the death and refused to admit defeat in this matter.What's more, although the course content and exercises are difficult enough to make people vomit blood, they happen to be what they can achieve as long as they work hard. Naturally, they are not willing to give up easily and let Lan Ze have the opportunity to ridicule them.

Naturally, Sasa tried to complain to Lan Ze several times by cheating, but on the one hand, Lou Ke gave him countless times in the bedroom when there were only two of them.On the other hand - Lan Ze is very knowledgeable when the other party is dealing with Sa Sa. As long as he expresses that Sa Sa will cut off his seafood snacks if he dares to give up, the child will obediently attend class, listen to lectures, and do exercises.

In fact, judging from the fact that Sassaluk and the others just held the book that Lan Ze asked them to review and passed the containment planet exam, we can know that they are definitely not real stubborn rocks, as long as they work hard, they can learn well .

"Hey, I didn't expect them to be able to keep up with my courses." Lan Ze touched his chin with emotion and thought, "I thought that as long as they can reach half of the current level in this month, it will be very good." It’s over, but after this, I have to give them extra lessons..."

Cang Qing, who was hugging him, glanced at the top of Lan Ze's head quietly, and rationally did not explain those guys' objections and protests against Lan Ze's formulation of the curriculum at the beginning.

"Well... now it seems that Ander, Grawan, and Booni can all increase their knowledge of flying a spaceship, and the other three just need to concentrate on learning mech piloting, some common sense of combat, and other aspects of knowledge. But then Among the three, Gravain can be a sniper, and Booni has the ability to attack with mental power. With the corresponding mecha, he should be able to show good combat effectiveness. As for Ander, his comprehensive ability is very strong, and his logical thinking is better than The average person is much taller, he has learned hacking knowledge from Ye Xiao, let him continue to learn." Nodding his chin, Lan Ze narrowed his eyes to analyze in detail, and finally made a decision, "The three of them will all take the spaceship driving test qualification certificate, but the captain can hand it over to Ander, and the others can complement and cooperate."

Tired all day, the few people who were sleeping soundly on the big bed in their room had no idea that their future had been decided so easily by Lan Ze.

"By the way, the sales of my three books are still so good..." Lan Ze's three books passed the review one after another last month, and because of the explosive sales of the last gourmet book, and this time He actually sent three sets in one go, and they were the three most popular on the Internet—the tastes of the residents of the Star Alliance are somewhat different due to racial deviations, those who like meat, those who like fish, and those who like vegetarians Of course, there are quite a few people who like to eat almost everything.

And Lanze's three sets of books this time included all three types in a very good way, and added the video with very rich content, so the Star Alliance Cultural Center immediately decided to increase the income ratio again, with [-]% to [-]% ( Lanze VI), each priced at [-] star coins for external sales.

Sure enough, as soon as the three sets of books were launched, coupled with the vigorous promotion of the Star Alliance Cultural Center, the sales volume of his three sets of books exceeded tens of millions in the first month-each book.

With such a terrifying sales volume, even Lan Ze was stunned for a long time after seeing it.

Cang Qing leaned over and kissed him on the forehead: "Of course my Aze is the most powerful."

Lan Ze smiled smugly at Cang Qing's compliment, thought for a while, and then clicked on the book sales website of the Star Alliance Cultural Center. This month, his life has changed because there are a few more students who need to be trained by him It is very "rich", so although I heard that the book sales network has a big promotional leaflet for his book, I have never read it. I am free now, and I can go back to the center by jumping through the space channel tomorrow. Galaxies, so I decided to take the time to look online.

As soon as it opened, Lan Ze was stunned by the familiar picture on the page.He said he was familiar, but in fact he was not very familiar, but he was extremely familiar with the two people inside—one was himself and the other was Cang Qing.

What stunned him even more was that this photo was not any photo of himself and Cang Qing that had been circulated on the Internet before, because the background on it was actually himself!Has!Home! ! !

"What, what's going on here?!" Lan Ze only felt a little dazed. He was stunned for a long time before he thought of something with a distorted face and called out, "Minibus!!"

The Q-version image of the minibus immediately jumped to the side of the two, tilting his head and looking at his master cutely: "Master?"

"Where did this come from?!"

After confirming the picture that Lan Ze was pointing to, Xiaoba asked doubtfully, "This is a screenshot from the book video that the master ordered me to prepare a month ago. Hasn't the video been handed over to the master for review?"

"...Which dish is it from?" A month ago, because he was preparing to formulate learning content for the six bear children, and he was more assured of the minibus's finishing technology, he didn't carefully check the edited pictures from it.But I didn't expect that there were scenes of him and Cang Qing showing their faces in it! !

The minibus immediately reported the name of the corresponding dish and the specific time of the screenshot, and Lan Ze flipped it quickly after getting it, and then...he wanted to die—it really couldn’t be handed over to the robot to handle these meticulous tasks ! !

When Lan Ze edited the video before, he only left pictures about the dishes, and at most he showed his hand and explained a few words.But what about the minibus?It retains all the images related to cooking almost from beginning to end!

That is to say, some pictures of himself holding vegetables and asking Cangqing to help him carry things, the two of them cooking the dishes and bringing them to the table, and even the pictures of eating sweetly together are reserved! !

Fortunately, the minibus has a bit of a brain, and there is no real picture of two people eating and getting bored at the same time. Some similar scenes were specially edited by it, and it also added some free music materials very thoughtfully. Make the whole video more lifelike and warm.

But even so, those left behind have exposed too much...

For example, sometimes I call Cang Qing "A Qing" and he responds gently, sometimes the tender little interaction between the two, the ambiguous feelings when I feed him when I eat and he feeds me... This can no longer be called It's a "cooking video", this is simply... just like some anchors who relied on live broadcasts to eat in their previous lives, selling all kinds of things!Various shows! !

Lan Ze could already imagine the criticisms that this kind of video, which seems to contain private goods and is suspected of showing affection in front of the people of the entire Star Alliance, would attract a lot of criticism on the Internet, but he still took a chance and posted the corresponding post with trembling hands and feet—— He just searched briefly, and found that he and Cang Qing had indeed become the most popular search keywords recently.

——a forum——

——Ahhhhh!New books, new books, new books from handsome foodies!

——Sure enough, there are meat recipes, but why are there vegetables?We who take nutritional supplements every day do not need to be vegetarians!

——Vegetarian food is nothing, at least the fresh vegetables and fruits are very good, but those fish...forgive me, I really can't bear the salty smell of those fish.

- Fools upstairs, look at those screenshots!Whether it's fish or vegetarian food, they are all made so beautifully by the foodie gods. Even if it's made of metal, give me a dozen of such beautiful and exquisite delicacies!

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--ah--!Surprise, big surprise!The husbands of the foodie association both showed their faces in the video! !

--What?Showed his face?Not in the previous book.

——Just to collect screenshots, I want to buy one... no, three copies!Isn't it just 150 star alliance coins?Isn't it just dozens of days of nutrient rations? !

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——I have pity on my eyes. Wouldn’t it be God’s punishment to cook delicious food and show off love at the same time? !

——Are you going to cook or show your affection?A little professionalism, okay? !

——But don’t you think the male god and the male god are really handsome? (takes paper to wipe nosebleed)

——(Also wiping the nosebleed with a piece of paper) Actually, I really want to know what happened after they finished cooking and brought the sweet and sour balls to the table?Obviously the two of them looked at each other so ambiguously and affectionately before, there must be a story happening afterwards!

——I can’t stop my brain hole anymore, I’m going to draw fanart, everyone upstairs and downstairs, wait for me for a day, and the picture will be uploaded tomorrow!

——Move a bench and wait for the finished product of the brain hole upstairs.

—Equal!

——Let’s wait together.

——Although after watching such an exciting video, I want to growl and curse this pair of foodies who openly provoke and show off their love to the entire Star Alliance, but I still decide to wait for the new work of the compatriot who wants to open his mind. !

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—Above, above, above.After opening the brain hole, ah~~ Sure enough, after drawing seventeen or eight scenes in one breath, I feel very refreshed after the small theater!After staying up all night, I went to bed first, and everyone watched slowly.

——Good, so intense!

——This artist is good, the characters are very similar, and the expressions are very good, especially the kitchen play and the dining table play, which show the perfect performance of both parties completely immersed in it. At first glance, they are old drivers!

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—Above, above, above.I also used my brain to draw a few random pictures, but the artist is not as good as the big hand above.

——Actually combining delicious food with this kind of scene%...&) () I want to say, give me a dozen of such "dinner plates"! !

——Ah, ah, indeed, there are many gods and men, and only such simple lines are used to outline such a scene that makes people daydream. Come on, more masters of painting! !

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"Pa-ta", Lan Ze closed the webpage with a sullen face, and then plunged into Cang Qing's arms—he didn't want to live anymore...he couldn't live anymore! !Who are these people?They were just cooking a meal together, and then the stupid robot at home accidentally uploaded some more pictures, those guys actually, unexpectedly, unexpectedly...

Now, as long as you search for information related to yourself all over the Internet, as long as it has pictures, you will definitely find all kinds of fan pictures drawn by these crazy guys! ! !

Although there are indeed many 2DQ versions with extremely superb drawing skills, which I feel are very similar to the appearance of myself and Cang Qing, but what are those contents? !The most subtle one is the picture of him being naked and only wearing an apron while cooking and being played by Cang Qing! !

Although these pictures can only be seen by adults (personal terminals can automatically block unhealthy pictures and text), but this is too much, right? !

And what makes Lan Ze even more creepy is that now someone has started to create a fan fiction about himself and Cang Qing! ! !

Well, just because he committed suicide, participated in a mecha competition, and didn't check the content of the video uploaded by the minibus, he couldn't protest or even go through legal procedures for this kind of thing that has been publicly shown. Couldn't the blow to his own soul make him hurt a bit and seek comfort from his dear ones?

What's more-"Ah Qing, I'm not as good as they draw! Also, why do they draw me as the one below?!" Well, this is probably the main reason why he is crazy...

Cang Qing stroked his hair reassuringly, and he saw what Lan Ze saw just now, so he could only say at this moment: "Their paintings don't look like you at all." There are some deviations.

Lan Ze's skin is fair, but there is a mole on the inside of his right arm, which is no more than one millimeter in diameter.This is a place that only you can see, and other people can't describe it even if they estimate it accurately through the clothes.

So because of the weird brain circuit of "the painting is different from A Ze, so those are not A Ze", Cang Qing is not angry at all about this matter.

What's more, even if those people really look like himself and Lan Ze, those people's paintings are also scenes of the two of them together, so... why is he angry?

He bit Cang Qing's shoulder bitterly, and was pushed down on the bed. Lan Ze, who seemed to be venting his anger, catered to him very simply, and muttered from time to time, "Why didn't they draw you below?", " Sooner or later someone will draw like this!".

Poor Lan Ze, he still doesn't know how much courage it takes to reverse CP, at least for a short period of time, those guys in the Star Alliance don't have such courage and insight.

In the early morning of the next day, still harboring the resentment that he discovered last night and the unreliable fantasies and brain supplements of himself and Cang Qing on the Internet, Lan Ze went into the bathroom and began to wash up. He raised his head and subconsciously looked at himself in the mirror, Lan Ze was suddenly stunned Living.

Before, maybe it was because he could see himself in the mirror every day. Apart from feeling that he was indeed growing up day by day, Lan Ze didn't have much feeling about his appearance.

But now, after seeing those inexplicable fanarts last night, and seeing himself in the mirror at this time, he was stunned to find—fair skin, slightly messy hair, after being moisturized last night, his own skin in the morning There is still some fog in his eyes, whether it's the expression on his face, or the inadvertent actions, etc... It seems that he is developing in the direction of the charming little shou! !

"Ahhhhhh!!!" He rubbed his hair vigorously, he is a man!pure!Why is it that whether it is the external temperament or when I am in bed with someone, I am becoming more and more strange? !No wonder Sasa would say that she has "changed"!It turns out that I have really "changed"! !

"Ah Ze! What's wrong!" Cang Qing, who didn't know the truth, suddenly rushed into the room, and accidentally pushed down the door of the bathroom...

Looking at his concerned eyes, his masculine appearance, and his handsome and tough lines, Lan Ze suddenly lost his temper—forget it, to have a lover like Cang Qing, I am considered in some aspects It became a bit uncomfortable...but still tolerable.Of course, you have to pay attention!There must be no sissy in your usual actions! !

So he bit Cang Qing's chest once again, and muttered indistinctly: "It's all your fault!"

Although he didn't understand what was wrong with him, seeing that everything seemed to be normal with him, Cang Qing put one hand on his waist to support him, and gently stroked his back with the other: "Well, it's all my fault." I know why, but it must be right to answer first.

Lan Ze finally calmed down some of his anger after being softly groomed by his lover. As for those weird little fan comics on the Internet... As the two of them who accidentally became public figures, there is really no way to talk about it.If you really lodge a protest in a serious manner and go through legal proceedings, it will only make things worse.So generally speaking, except for those little stars who want to hype, no one will really put this kind of fan works spontaneously and non-profit by netizens on the line, and everyone will turn a blind eye to it. up.

However, as "students", Lou Ke and the others found out in horror that Lan Ze actually set aside a bunch of homework for them the afternoon before everyone was about to return to the central galaxy of the Star Alliance! !

Although Lan Ze's classes are usually scary, he will not torture them too much, let alone deduct their spare time, as long as he makes sure to leave some homework after class every day that can deepen their memory.But today...

"Hey! Your guy...did he get some kind of stimulation today?" Unable to bear it, Lou Ke and the others stopped the only possible insider again after class.

Cang Qing glanced at them——one face was uglier than the other, well, it was really joyful to watch.So he just shook his head silently, turned and left.His family, Lan Ze, shouldn't have received any stimulation today. His stimulation was all last night, and today's most can be regarded as... aftermath, yes, aftermath.

The aftermath of Lan Ze's madness is not something ordinary people can bear. Luckily, Lou Ke and the others are also genetically modified people... Well, collectively observe three seconds of silence for the genetically modified people.

After getting a lot of homework (the kind that can never be written within a week), Lan Ze and the others finally docked the spaceship to the roof of the building where Siska was located early the next morning.

Because he had already contacted him in advance, Lan Ze took a group of younger brothers to take the elevator to the floor where Siska was located very simply and neatly.

Lan Ze and the two are somewhat well-known here. Even if some staff members hadn't seen them at first, after Ruo Enna released the video, at least most of the staff here knew about it. The owners of the mecha belong to these two people.

So, after watching him lead a group of younger brothers over in a mighty way this time, many people on the side of the road looked at them with curious eyes-it is said that these two people's physical fitness is exceptionally good, so that the lunatic Xiska After working tirelessly to design that extremely creative mech, could it be that the strength of the six newcomers is not bad?

Of course not bad, at least similar to the physical fitness of ordinary specially trained fighters, and even stronger than those people in some places.

After knowing that Lanze needs to book another spaceship and six mechas, Siska has long been looking forward to it. When he saw this group of people entering the room, he immediately used his bloodshot eyes that could barely blink. His eyes swept over everyone one by one, as if they were looking at the big girls who had been stripped naked and left there, which made Lou Ke and others shudder subconsciously.

Lan Ze coughed twice: "First, get rid of the box that my spaceship is dragging." The corpses of several stone monsters were piled inside, and he felt his hairs stand on end when he thought about it. "Second, check their physical condition. I need to customize mechas and spaceships for them. By the way, they don't have spaceship pilot certificates yet. Is there any way for them to get the certificate quickly?"

Siska showed his jagged teeth, and smiled "sweetly" at Lan Ze, making him wish he could just sew Siska's mouth shut. "How wordy are the exam regulations in the Star Alliance? Haven't you never experienced it? Honestly, sign up for those who want to take the exam. Anyway, it's already July now. Let them only take this course within three months. Enough?"

Lan Ze rolled his eyes again: "The problem is that they still have mecha certificates to take!!" Then, he turned his head and glared at Ander and Booni—tell me about you!What's wrong with going to do something?Do you have to go with the star thieves?After following them, even if you learned how to drive spaceships and mechas, you don’t have a driver’s license in the Star Alliance, and you can’t drive even if you know how to drive! !

Andrew and Booni were so stared at that they shrank their necks subconsciously. There was nothing they could do about it. This was the aura that Lan Ze had cultivated in the past few days when he was teaching them. Psychology of fear.