Sweet Planting Life of Two Young Masters
Chapter 316: A Monkey 2
Having just learned the usage of a new internet term, Fang Yan was so excited that he left a message for Fang Huai and even sent a message like this to Gu Rong, which was very embarrassing.
When Gu Rong received the message from Fang Yan and saw the words that a monkey was born, she almost fell off her chair.
After he calmed down, he quickly sent a message to Fang Yan: [Yanyan, do you know what you are talking about? ! 】
【I know. 】Fang Yan said: 【I like Brother Gu, what's the problem? 】
Gu Rong couldn't laugh or cry: [Even if you like me, you don't have that function, so let's give it up. 】
【Function?what function? 】
[... give birth to a monkey. 】
Fang Yan immediately rolled his eyes and said triumphantly: [Brother Gu, you don’t know about this. Having a monkey means liking you. The second brother just taught me that everyone on the Internet likes to say that. 】
Gu Rong: […]
Gu Rong scolded Fang Huai in his heart, and then asked: [Besides this, what else did he teach you? 】
[There is nothing else. 】Fang Yan replied truthfully.
Gu Rong breathed a sigh of relief.
He patiently explained to Fang Yan: 【Give birth to a monkey means to give birth to a child. Even if you like other people, you can't use it casually. 】
There was silence for a while, Gu Rong looked at the words "The other party is typing..." on the chat page, paused, and said: [Of course, it is still okay to tell me. 】
Fang Yan: […]
【Work hard, maybe you can get pregnant. 】
【…】
Over there, Fang Yan dropped his phone with a red face.
After waiting for a long time but still not getting a reply, Gu Rong regretfully put down the phone, thought for a while, picked up the phone again, and called Fang Huai.
"Hello?" Fang Huai answered the phone and asked blankly, "Brother Gu? Do you have anything to do with me?"
Gu Rong calmly said: "What did you say to Yanyan?"
"What?" Fang Huai suddenly felt guilty: "What... Brother Gu, I can't understand what you are talking about."
"Still pretending to be with me?" Gu Rong scolded him with a smile: "Don't teach Yan Yan any strange things in the future, you are not afraid of him using it indiscriminately, and now you are shouting to give me a baby."
Seeing that he already knew, Fang Huai's heart clicked. Hearing that his tone didn't sound angry, he let out a long sigh of relief and felt relieved.
Fang Huai climbed up the pole: "Brother Gu, it's not like you don't know who I am? I love my brother so much, how could I do anything to Yanyan, right? Look at Yanyan, how old is he? Life is just like that of an old grandpa. I can’t even understand the Internet language that young people understand. I really don’t know how he usually communicates with his friends. I think he is helping him, helping him promote friendship with friends. comminicate!"
Gu Rong laughed and scolded: "Fuck you."
Fang Huai laughed a few times, and then quickly assured: "I will never teach Yanyan again in the future, really."
Gu Rong just hung up the phone.
Before putting down the phone, he took another look at the chat page between himself and Fang Yan. After a few minutes, he finally sent a message over there.
[Brother Gu, I don’t have that function. 】
Through the screen, he seemed to be able to imagine Fang Yan replying to him solemnly with red ears and a serious face.
Gu Rong smiled, and typed quickly: [It's a big deal, I'll try a few more times. 】
【…】
There was no response at all.
Gu Rong couldn't help coughing, and suppressed her laughter.
Fang Yan blushed and took the pillow away from his face, only to feel that after so long, his face was still hot and extremely hot.
He grabbed the phone from the side, and seeing that Gu Rong didn't send any other messages on the chat page, he was relieved, and felt a little disappointed in his heart.
Fang Yan stared at the words he sent above, and thought angrily in his heart: Brother Gu is only talking nicely, but if he really wants to come with real guns, he doesn't know who will surrender first.
Their mouths are so rascal, and they have lived together for so long, they just kiss and hug, and they haven't had the most in-depth communication yet.
Thinking of this, Fang Yan was a little disappointed.
He sighed, forgetting about it.
……
A few days later, Fang Ke and Gu Rong also ended their one-year work one after another and began to give themselves annual leave.
The house was completely bustling, everyone gathered together, this year Mr. Gu also came over, the Gu family only had him and Gu Rong, and it was deserted, so it would be better if we all came to Fang's house to have fun together.Fang Honghua has already lived here. She is the busiest person in the whole family. The Green Field Restaurant does not close for the New Year. Many people plan to hold a New Year banquet in the Green Field Restaurant. They have made reservations a few months ago. Instead, she was too busy to keep her feet on the ground, leaving early and returning late every day, even Fang Yan could only see her in the morning and evening.
Ji Lijun had been here a few times, and wanted to take Fang Honghua back to meet his old man, but Fang Honghua was too busy to spend time with Fang Yan, let alone go back with him. give up.
But Fang Honghua still gave herself an annual leave.
There was only one day when she got things done in the store and gave overtime pay and holiday red envelopes to the employees in the store. She took the package and went to Fang's house to celebrate the New Year with her son.
This year is the most lively. Not only are there many people, but even Fang Huai is at home. on the street.
Let the driver send it to the vicinity of the old street, where the cars are already parked, and the road is blocked by a sea of people.
Mother Fang glanced at it from afar, frowned, and said, "Forget it, let's put it down here, we'll walk over by ourselves, this car won't be able to go in either."
Everyone has no objection.
Seeing her getting out of the car, Fang Yan also urged Gu Rong to find an open space to park, and pulled him out of the car.
Grandpa Fang, Grandma Fang, and Mr. Gu are old and don't like such a lively place. When they heard that the old man was looking for someone early in the morning, they went on a day trip with a group of old men and women.
The old street is very lively, but it is indeed very old. The surrounding buildings are old and still have an antique charm. On both sides of the street, there are small vendors selling various snacks, shouting and selling, and there is also a crowd around each stall. Countless people.
The others hadn't been here a few times, but Fang Honghua could be said to be the person most familiar with this place.
"Take care of your bags. There are many thieves here. If you lose something, don't try to get it back." Fang Honghua warned.
Everyone tensed their faces, nodded solemnly, and looked at the flow of people in front of them, as if they were facing a big enemy.
When Gu Rong received the message from Fang Yan and saw the words that a monkey was born, she almost fell off her chair.
After he calmed down, he quickly sent a message to Fang Yan: [Yanyan, do you know what you are talking about? ! 】
【I know. 】Fang Yan said: 【I like Brother Gu, what's the problem? 】
Gu Rong couldn't laugh or cry: [Even if you like me, you don't have that function, so let's give it up. 】
【Function?what function? 】
[... give birth to a monkey. 】
Fang Yan immediately rolled his eyes and said triumphantly: [Brother Gu, you don’t know about this. Having a monkey means liking you. The second brother just taught me that everyone on the Internet likes to say that. 】
Gu Rong: […]
Gu Rong scolded Fang Huai in his heart, and then asked: [Besides this, what else did he teach you? 】
[There is nothing else. 】Fang Yan replied truthfully.
Gu Rong breathed a sigh of relief.
He patiently explained to Fang Yan: 【Give birth to a monkey means to give birth to a child. Even if you like other people, you can't use it casually. 】
There was silence for a while, Gu Rong looked at the words "The other party is typing..." on the chat page, paused, and said: [Of course, it is still okay to tell me. 】
Fang Yan: […]
【Work hard, maybe you can get pregnant. 】
【…】
Over there, Fang Yan dropped his phone with a red face.
After waiting for a long time but still not getting a reply, Gu Rong regretfully put down the phone, thought for a while, picked up the phone again, and called Fang Huai.
"Hello?" Fang Huai answered the phone and asked blankly, "Brother Gu? Do you have anything to do with me?"
Gu Rong calmly said: "What did you say to Yanyan?"
"What?" Fang Huai suddenly felt guilty: "What... Brother Gu, I can't understand what you are talking about."
"Still pretending to be with me?" Gu Rong scolded him with a smile: "Don't teach Yan Yan any strange things in the future, you are not afraid of him using it indiscriminately, and now you are shouting to give me a baby."
Seeing that he already knew, Fang Huai's heart clicked. Hearing that his tone didn't sound angry, he let out a long sigh of relief and felt relieved.
Fang Huai climbed up the pole: "Brother Gu, it's not like you don't know who I am? I love my brother so much, how could I do anything to Yanyan, right? Look at Yanyan, how old is he? Life is just like that of an old grandpa. I can’t even understand the Internet language that young people understand. I really don’t know how he usually communicates with his friends. I think he is helping him, helping him promote friendship with friends. comminicate!"
Gu Rong laughed and scolded: "Fuck you."
Fang Huai laughed a few times, and then quickly assured: "I will never teach Yanyan again in the future, really."
Gu Rong just hung up the phone.
Before putting down the phone, he took another look at the chat page between himself and Fang Yan. After a few minutes, he finally sent a message over there.
[Brother Gu, I don’t have that function. 】
Through the screen, he seemed to be able to imagine Fang Yan replying to him solemnly with red ears and a serious face.
Gu Rong smiled, and typed quickly: [It's a big deal, I'll try a few more times. 】
【…】
There was no response at all.
Gu Rong couldn't help coughing, and suppressed her laughter.
Fang Yan blushed and took the pillow away from his face, only to feel that after so long, his face was still hot and extremely hot.
He grabbed the phone from the side, and seeing that Gu Rong didn't send any other messages on the chat page, he was relieved, and felt a little disappointed in his heart.
Fang Yan stared at the words he sent above, and thought angrily in his heart: Brother Gu is only talking nicely, but if he really wants to come with real guns, he doesn't know who will surrender first.
Their mouths are so rascal, and they have lived together for so long, they just kiss and hug, and they haven't had the most in-depth communication yet.
Thinking of this, Fang Yan was a little disappointed.
He sighed, forgetting about it.
……
A few days later, Fang Ke and Gu Rong also ended their one-year work one after another and began to give themselves annual leave.
The house was completely bustling, everyone gathered together, this year Mr. Gu also came over, the Gu family only had him and Gu Rong, and it was deserted, so it would be better if we all came to Fang's house to have fun together.Fang Honghua has already lived here. She is the busiest person in the whole family. The Green Field Restaurant does not close for the New Year. Many people plan to hold a New Year banquet in the Green Field Restaurant. They have made reservations a few months ago. Instead, she was too busy to keep her feet on the ground, leaving early and returning late every day, even Fang Yan could only see her in the morning and evening.
Ji Lijun had been here a few times, and wanted to take Fang Honghua back to meet his old man, but Fang Honghua was too busy to spend time with Fang Yan, let alone go back with him. give up.
But Fang Honghua still gave herself an annual leave.
There was only one day when she got things done in the store and gave overtime pay and holiday red envelopes to the employees in the store. She took the package and went to Fang's house to celebrate the New Year with her son.
This year is the most lively. Not only are there many people, but even Fang Huai is at home. on the street.
Let the driver send it to the vicinity of the old street, where the cars are already parked, and the road is blocked by a sea of people.
Mother Fang glanced at it from afar, frowned, and said, "Forget it, let's put it down here, we'll walk over by ourselves, this car won't be able to go in either."
Everyone has no objection.
Seeing her getting out of the car, Fang Yan also urged Gu Rong to find an open space to park, and pulled him out of the car.
Grandpa Fang, Grandma Fang, and Mr. Gu are old and don't like such a lively place. When they heard that the old man was looking for someone early in the morning, they went on a day trip with a group of old men and women.
The old street is very lively, but it is indeed very old. The surrounding buildings are old and still have an antique charm. On both sides of the street, there are small vendors selling various snacks, shouting and selling, and there is also a crowd around each stall. Countless people.
The others hadn't been here a few times, but Fang Honghua could be said to be the person most familiar with this place.
"Take care of your bags. There are many thieves here. If you lose something, don't try to get it back." Fang Honghua warned.
Everyone tensed their faces, nodded solemnly, and looked at the flow of people in front of them, as if they were facing a big enemy.
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