Sweet dreams come in pairs [Transmigration Book]

Discussions on the Internet are flying, and even several of Guan Meng's big fans have turned their backs. The real-time search is full of such ugly words as "a vase with bad acting skills", "gold master backstage", "straight daughter selling concubine", etc. It is almost one-sided scolding.The marketing accounts took money to do things, and they were very happy with the bad money, stretched their waists one after another, washed up and went to sleep.

What if the hot search is removed?Everyone has eaten melons once, can you withdraw, can you block the mouths of Yoyo?

Really hold up.

@中药长生百岁 is Zhong Yao’s Weibo account. At the beginning, as Guan Meng’s assistant in the vest, she helped deal with Qiu Yingli’s plagiarism and smearing of Shen Shuangzhu, and received a lot of attention. Everyone thought she was as personal as her boss. A gentle sister with a beautiful heart and a kind heart, she did not expect that she would gradually let herself go and reveal her true nature.

He looks silly at ordinary times, but he is especially good at babbling with a single mouth.Because I like to follow up and read comics, I think the author's bed scene is too clear and not tasteful, so I produce food by myself, but the skill is not good enough to draw two big beauties like donkeys, which is suddenly out of the circle.

The original author was so angry that he vomited blood, and was embarrassed to end up smashing 10,000+ ocean fans. He immediately turned on the computer while covering his heart, and built a Lincoln extended luxury car overnight.

The readers are happy, the author is bald, and Zhong Yao is on fire.

The ID "@中药长生百岁" has spread from the comic circle to the novel circle, and even the game circle.Suspecting the author's car was not strong enough, Aite Zhongyao asked her to build a fake car first; thinking that the new version of the game model was too ugly, Aite Zhongyao asked her to make an ugly baby, and then privately message the official: Mrs. Chinese medicine shot Yes, are you afraid!Do you want to change it?

Zhong Yao became popular in the Two-dimensional circle, and became the treasure of fans. At the same time, she was also the target of the official bosses. The game companies love and hate her. On the one hand, she can really kryptonite; poisonous.

Fortunately, after a period of time, the limelight has subsided, and Zhong Yao has recently caught up with Star Entertainment’s little princess Jiang Lai. Fans can often see Two-dimensional soul paintings under Jiang Lai’s Weibo. Hands on debt collection reviews.

what?Everyone was puzzled, could it be that Jiang Lai could still go to Mrs. Chinese Medicine to ask for a draft?This is so hard to think about. Although my wife is called Longevity, the food produced is really life-threatening.And Zhong Yao's fans are also complaining about his wife, you Jiang Lai is the sister of the boss of the dignified star entertainment, the koi little rich woman who bought all the Yaoai Lengxiang series that money can't buy at the first time , Why are we still in arrears with the manuscript fee of our little baby of traditional Chinese medicine?No matter how ugly the painting is, it is a painstaking effort.

In short, seeing Zhong Yao set fire to someone else's house, Two-dimensional and the official bigwigs in the game circle finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Tonight, this raging fire ignited the crooked buttocks of all marketing accounts.

Zhong Yao pulled out the anti-mafia group, which had been silent for a long time, and after posting the task, she climbed onto Weibo with a loudspeaker in hand: "I'm going to swear at people, take it off consciously and don't private message me."

Within 5 minutes, more than 1 followers were added, and the reposts were all shouting: "Sisters on the home page, come here, come here, Niu Colu Chinese Medicine is back from Zaan!"

First, state your position and clarify the so-called black material.

[@中药长生百年: It is true that Guan Meng had a bad temper before, it is true that he was suspended from school, and it is true that his debut novel was nominated for the Golden Sparrow Award.It is said that Guan Meng's acting skills are so bad that her mother doesn't recognize her, so why do you know her mother?Would you like to match?Ms. T, who claimed to have graduated from majors but actually went to adult night schools, asked the same question again, would you rather match? [/cute]]

The amount of information in this sentence is too great.In fact, Guan Meng's so-called black material gives people the impression that they are nothing more than a surly, unlearned and incompetent idiot.But his personality is none of other people's business. Guan Mengzai was nominated for the Golden Sparrow Award, one step away from the best actress.

Everyone knows how fierce the competition was that year, so this is a real achievement. In comparison, all credits and grade points are false.Many artists who engage in art let you go out with full marks and learn gods, and they will still be in a mess.Although Guan Meng lacks stamina, at most he will be ridiculed for hurting Zhong Yong, and he is definitely not an ignorant idiot.

The rationality that was knocked out by the push of black material gradually came back, and everyone got up their spirits. They immediately focused on that Ms. T, and instantly imagined a public opinion war caused by jealousy.

"The low chicken suddenly started crowing in the middle of the night, and I couldn't help but wonder, what happened to the princess living in the castle, closing the door, throwing a few diamond bowls and throwing a few temper tantrums? The knights of our dream-loving and dream-protecting team line up every day Holding a scolded number plate, while enduring the smell of sour chicken outside the castle, life is really difficult."

"Although it's degrading my immortality to be passionately torn up in the chicken coop, I still want to hold my nose and pick them up one by one for the big guys to see, where are these chicken asses crooked? [vlog video] ]”

Zhong Yao turned her head and urged in the group: "Where are the melons, why haven't they been cut yet?"

At the same time, send a message to Shen Shuangzhu: Look at Sister Meng, don't let her surf the Internet.

"I know." Shen Shuangzhu replied in seconds.After a while, another message came: "Thank you for your hard work, go to bed early."

Zhong Yao: "Back when I was fighting against [-] marketing accounts, you were still drooling in kindergarten."

"..." Shen Shuangzhu almost couldn't get up in one breath.

The younger brothers in the anti-gang group were sleepy-eyed and picked up by Boss Zhong to work. They were all sleepy-eyed. In addition, they hadn't made a move for a long time, and their business ability had declined, so they didn't finish it after a long time.

The younger brother cried and said: "Sister, you are my real sister, Detective Conan still has an episode of 10 minutes, this Tang Yizhi is hiding behind the scenes, he won't be able to find out for a while!"

Zhong Yao turned around in a hurry.What the hell, I've let out all the harsh words, how do you guys do it?When it's over, I'm about to be scolded to death!

It's all Tang Yizhi's fault, Sao's operation is still muddled, and even if he wants to tear her apart, he can't do anything.

At this moment, Shen Shuangzhu sent charcoal in the snow.

"I asked someone to ask about Tang Yizhi's information. She has quite a lot of melons. Last year, there was a big-produced TV series. The actors were all decided, but when it started, she airborne the drama to form the female lead. It's just a pity. The show went viral later, and she lost hundreds of millions of dollars, but she didn't become popular... There are many similar things, and you can see and expose them yourself below."

Shen Shuangzhu then sent a file over, Zhong Yao opened it, and suddenly became enlightened.

While posting on Weibo, she asked Shen Shuangzhu: "It's amazing that Tang Yizhi's real hammers have been summarized and categorized into an excel! Which boss sent this to you? It's so amazing! Let me praise you!!"

"I made it myself." Shen Shuangzhu rubbed his numb wrists, and yawned, "I'm going to sleep, get up, bye."

After finishing speaking, I went offline.

"..." Zhong Yao always felt that she was being fished.

Gan!

Furious, she rolled up her sleeves and went back to Weibo.

[@中药长生百岁: @唐义激 This Ms. T is going to shrink back until when, thinking she is a habitual offender and she is safe?Have you forgotten how the last plagiarist Qiu Yingli who beat you up like you died?He is stealing other people's rice, but you are trying to destroy my job, Mengmengzi!Don't talk nonsense and go straight to the hammer, don't say that I don't respect people's privacy by naming names. Why should I code you, a thief, if I don't code them when I watch movies? [/cute]]

She threw out all the melons sent by Shen Shuangzhu, and exposed everything that looked exposed to me!

Halfway through, the navy counter-speculates, smears and smears... Tang Yizhi's black material from his debut to the present is almost all here, accompanied by a detailed timeline, with key points drawn and hammer points marked , clear and logical, the judges don't have to use their brains at all, just open their mouths and eat melons and it's over.After eating, my mouth was still open. I don't know if that expression was unfinished or shocked my mother.

How come there are so many plays on the [-]th Line, which has never heard of a name?

No, the point is that she has robbed so many roles, why is she still on the [-]th line?

And, how could there be such vicious and boring people in the world?

Everyone was skeptical, and the skeptics felt that this was Guan Meng's public relations method, deliberately pulling out a small transparency as a shield, but facing the evidence that Zhong Yao threw out, they felt outrageous and at the same time had no way to refute it, while some fans with a keen sense of smell It smelled a trace of inexplicable familiarity from it.

"Why do I feel that the narrative style in this evidence picture is so familiar? It's serious, sharp, and hits the nail on the head. It's not at all like the traditional Chinese medicine lady who usually stands on the roof and scolds the street..."

"Let me be honest, it feels like Shen Shuangzhu's style of writing."

"Damn! As soon as you said it, I got the inside taste! Really, especially the point-by-point summary and the excel sheet, the indifference and abstinence make people weak. I have seen Zhuzi's high school composition and she used to be on variety shows to make reports for the team. I get it, it's just too soulful!"

"Damn it, Mrs. Chinese medicine is supposed to be Shen Shuangzhu under her skin, right? Oh my god, the design is broken, I didn't expect you to be such a bamboo!"

Zhong Yao replied with a question mark to the last comment, and typed angrily: "Which biscuit is Shen Shuangzhu? I don't know if I know it or not!"

This kind of suspicion is just an example, most people think that she is not Shen Shuangzhu, otherwise she would not be able to tell if her personality is split to the north and south poles.But Zhong Yao picked out this one out of tens of thousands of comments to reply, which seemed to be very self-deprecating.

Even if she wasn't Shen Shuangzhu, at least she knew Shen Shuangzhu, even quite acquainted.After all, Shen Shuangzhu's narrative style is as recognizable as her own, and cannot be imitated.

Everyone was shocked by this reasonable guess, and then circled in circles in the sky.

"Save the country with a curve, save your wife with a proper curve! In ancient times, Zhou Yu used a knife to kill people, and now Shen Shuangzhu used medicine to sprinkle sugar. He took great pains to get justice for his daughter-in-law. Ah, I am an alpha message of nuclear explosion level in this generation. Su was awake in front of him for no more than five seconds, and was clearly unconscious."

"Although I think Mrs. Chinese Medicine is lying when she says she doesn't know Shen Shuangzhu, but she is definitely a solid hammer. Many directors and actors in the industry have praised it! Did you see that they all matched! Guan Meng's team can never Can you buy so many people at the same time?"

"If any unsightly marketing account wakes up tomorrow morning and makes a big splash, it will be a hammer on top of the hammer."

The last few pictures that give evidence are the chat records of the marketing account in a group, and they are self-satisfied and chatting with each other.

Some people questioned that these chat records were fake P, and solemnly wrote "Guarantee the authenticity of the legal effects of the screenshots" below, and they all shut up properly.

In the early morning of the next day, there were a few subcutaneous operators of the marketing account whose brains were wattled. They got up in a daze with the alarm clock, turned on the computer, and sent out the prepared draft on time, completely unaware that the wind direction of public opinion had already changed. , Netizens are all waiting for the pigs, admiring the stupefied appearance of the stupid pigs planted on the trees with great interest.

【#唐意志女一号# Powerful actors finally ushered in spring!It is rumored that Tang Yizhi will be the heroine of director Wei Chu's new film "Red Medicine", a beautiful and spoiled little princess!After ten years of debut, he has sharpened his sword, and in this era where traffic is paramount and entertainment is dead, let's see how veteran and powerful actors break out of the encirclement and lead the new trend! [picture]】

Netizens died laughing.

As soon as the draft was issued, everyone was silent and crying before they read it carefully, thinking sadly that the same world is the same Nuwa, why some people can't think about not being a human being but a pig, and who can be blamed for the large-scale slaughter scene?

Zhong Yao picked up the knife and started to butcher the pig.

"It's better to be crazy than to be cheap, but how should I put it, this madness doesn't have a sense of high-end, but it gives people a sense of humor that has not yet been enlightened. Ten years of sharpening a sword? Just say that the mud can't support the wall and it can't be finished. , Let me put this aside, sister Meng's "Red Medicine" can't be broken even if it comes. At the same time, I advise the black-hearted marketing account and Ms. T to overturn the car forever. Don't try to pray to God and worship Buddha. Not crossing Harper[/cute]”

"Black, keep black. If I can be black until 2035, I will really give in. At that time, I will point it out to my little grandson: "Look, it is a powerful socialist country. Miracle dream travels around the world, silly coffee I’m still playing Gong Dou and making headlines, I feel really pitiful after seeing it[/grievance]””

Jiang Lai replied "Fuck off" at the bottom, followed by eight exclamation points, and said angrily: "You are the grandson, you are my grandson!"

"? That's not what you said when you accepted your grandfather's diamond ring."

"..."

Jiang Lai deleted the comment, and went to chat with Zhong Yao privately in frustration.

Everyone started again and started again, moved the stools and prepared to watch the show, but the two firecrackers suddenly turned off the fire just after tearing it halfway today, which is really strange.Also, the one who received the diamond ring deleted the comments in seconds. From this, it seems that the relationship between these two people is also very suspicious, and it seems that they have caught something vaguely.

A well-planned drama collapsed like this. Tang Yizhi, who hid behind the scenes and thought she was safe and happy, was taken out. What awaited her was not only criticism from netizens, but also a joint ban from the industry. deadliest.

She used to rely on her own background, and was not very popular. After offending one family, she then became the next one. Unexpectedly, she overturned the car now. Once all the scandals were revealed, everyone knew who she was, and her reputation collapsed. Quickly discarded by the thigh.As a rule breaker, she has no right to complain about the wall being overthrown.

At 06:30 in the morning, Shen Shuangzhu woke up on time.Although she only slept less than three hours last night, she was clear-headed and refreshed.After getting dressed quickly, she got off the bed lightly and sat down on the edge of Guan Meng's bed.

Guan Meng's quilt was kicked aside, and she was lying on the bed in a half-prone position. A fair and delicate face emerged from her messy long hair. She smelled the familiar fragrance from Shen Shuangzhu's body, and her delicate nose wrinkled slightly. After a small yawn, Guan Meng finally opened his eyes slowly.

Seeing Shen Shuangzhu beside the bed, Guan Meng was startled at first, propped up on the bed and slowly sat up, speaking slowly: "Good morning."

"Good morning." Shen Shuangzhu smiled brightly, "What do you want to eat?"

"Ah, I just want to drink a cup of warm milk and a whole slice of bread." Guan Meng looked up to the sky and sighed.

"no problem."

"Huh? Don't think about it, you can't even get in the cafeteria. I'd better go to the canteen downstairs to try my luck later, and see if I can buy ten yuan a box of pure milk." Guan Meng rubbed her face and put on Coat and shoes.

"I said I can. Today, let's go to the cafeteria to have hot porridge, deep-fried dough sticks, and steamed buns." Shen Shuangzhu pinched her face, "What expression do you have, you still don't believe what I say?"

"Believe me, believe me, I will believe everything you say, anyway, you will have meat to eat if you follow me." Guan Meng smiled with her eyes bent.

When going out, she pulled Shen Shuangzhu to the corner, unbuttoned two clothes buttons, pointed inside, and blinked mysteriously: "Today I also secretly brought my mobile phone!"

"Okay." Shen Shuangzhu looked at her straight collarbone, her throat felt dry for a while.

Guan Meng buttoned the buttons back, raised her eyebrows and chuckled lightly: "Let's go, if you don't get fried dough sticks and steamed buns, I'll post a Weibo to reprimand you."

Shen Shuangzhu slowly brought up a smile, nodded solemnly and said, "Okay."

The author has something to say: Why are there so few comments? Is it because I am not cute[/poor]