The design director skipped work

As a noble mutant devouring beast, for the past X years—a woman's age is a secret, and so is a female cat—the Ragdoll has lived a life like a princess.

At first, Tuantuan was the most affectionate with that silly male Two-legged beast. She liked this two-legged beast very much, so she ran around to play with him.Twoleg likes to bury itself in a small, dark room, and use some brightly colored, but weird smelling things that look like water but are not water to leave all kinds of marks on the white surface.

Tuantuan is a witty cat. She quickly decided that Twolegs was planning its own territory, so Tuantuan was very angry. What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine. How can you let you mark the territory?

Tuantuan made a decisive decision, rushed to dip her paws into those brightly colored ones—she thought they should be reagents for marking, and stepped on the white canvas marked by Twolegs with noble and elegant catwalks, as well as on Twolegs. Walked proudly on the floor of the small dark room.

Wu Zheng almost went crazy that day.

Later, the male Twoleg moved away and was replaced by a short-haired female Twoleg to take care of Tuan Tuan, who was initially annoyed by the sudden change, which she took as a sign of contempt for her charm.

So every time Tuantuan saw the female Twolegs, she frantically shook her fur to show her deterrence. While the female Twolegs sneezed earth-shatteringly, she reached out to paw Tuantuan.

Until Tuantuan felt that the female Twolegs was quite comfortable masturbating herself, she finally decided to let the twolegs pass away. Now the noble group has a new shit-shoveling officer.

The other male Twoleg has a relatively indifferent relationship with Tuantuan, mainly because this Twoleg doesn't spend much time with Tuantuan, and he often shows up with strange female Twoleg and Twoleg cubs. The cub likes to pull the shiny balls of fur, but the ball doesn't like it.

The intersection of the other two older two-legged beasts with Tuantuan is even less, but judging from the sources of freeze-dried, canned cats, cat meals and snacks, Tuantuan is keenly aware that the two older two-legged beasts are actually two-legged beasts The leader of the group.Man dies for money, meow dies for food, Tuantuan doesn't mind selling his color/look for high-quality cat food.

All in all, for these years, Tuantuan has lived a superior life of "the sky is big, the earth is big, and this cat is the biggest".

In this regard, Tuantuan believes that the reason is that she is the smallest (and the most beautiful, which is more important) cub in the whole clan, and she enjoys the offerings of the Twolegs with peace of mind.

But these feelings of superiority disappeared when the older female Twoleg called the strange Twoleg to sit beside her.

- The new kid in the pack!

—and beautiful too!

1+1=2, so Princess Tuan is about to fall out of favor!

Under the trend of linear logic, the princess group jumped on the stool and stared at the "four treasures" angrily, hoping that the two-legged beast could feel the coercion of its queen, pack up its things and leave obediently.

-

Jiang Heng looked at Tuantuan dumbfoundedly, wondering why I wanted to compete with a cat for favor.

But I have to admit that Princess Tuan is indeed very beautiful, so beautiful that he wants to reach out and masturbate.

So Jiang Heng, who originally planned to ask Wu Zheng to take Tuantuan away, tentatively stretched out his hand and touched Tuantuan's back.

In an instant, he felt that his life had been sublimated. It was such a soft, thick and fluffy feeling, like holding a huge cake, or a super comfortable cushion. Jiang Heng couldn't resist the cat's temptation, and endured I couldn't help snoring the cat's hair twice.

I saw the kitten staring at first and making a somewhat threatening humming sound. Just when Jiang Heng wondered if he should stop, it suddenly turned over again, exposing its belly, and then let out a comfortable purring sound.

Jiang Heng: "???"

Although he looked dazed, he continued to scratch the itch cooperatively, hugged him up by the way, and sat himself in the seat belonging to the Four Treasures.

Tuantuan, who was so comfortable being scratched, squinted at the cat's eyes. Although the two-legged beast had occupied the magpie's nest, since he was very comfortable scratching, let's forget it this time.

-

The dinner officially started. Before coming here, Jiang Heng was actually ready to answer all kinds of questions and even make speeches like before attending various business banquets, but the actual situation is that the meal was very relaxed. When you subconsciously look at Wu Zheng, you will find that Wu Lu's eyes are staring at him like lightsabers.

Jiang Heng: "..." Well, well, I will obediently be the Four Treasures.

Wu Ma's love for Jiang Heng was beyond words, and she kept asking him about everything from height and weight to poetry and poetry, but she didn't ask about his family's situation. Jiang Heng had every reason to believe that they had long been aware of his personal situation. Knows well.

Jiang Heng thinks this is normal. If the Wu family treats everyone so well when they catch everyone, there will be no trousers left that have been cheated for a long time. They must have shown enough enthusiasm for him because they already know enough about his situation. .Although being investigated is not a comfortable thing, it is understandable.

Wu Ma has been enthusiastically serving Jiang Heng food, this behavior is very heart-warming.She first put two pieces of ribs into Jiang Heng's bowl: "Come on, you must eat some of these ribs! They are delicious!"

Jiang Heng: "...Okay, thank you, auntie." But auntie, it's a bit exaggerated for you to say that.

Mama Wu smiled, and put the fried lotus root box on Jiang Heng's plate: "Try this lotus root box! It's fried to perfection! It's so delicious that you can't buy it outside!"

Jiang Heng nodded with difficulty: "Okay auntie." I can understand that you want me to eat more, but I don't need to brag about my cooking skills.

In the end, Mama Wu served Jiang Heng another bowl of loofah soup: "Drink this! It's so fresh! Just look at the cook's skills!"

Jiang Heng: "..." Auntie, have you really forgotten that this cook is me.

Wu Zheng laughed so hard that he almost fell under the table. Aunt Sui Yi finally realized that she had been bragging about the chef for a long time, and she was still the kind of bragging about the big world. She scratched her head in embarrassment: "Wu Suo Wei! Tell me! How about our Xiao Jiang's cooking!"

Every time Father Wu was caught by the cue, he was always at the firefighting scene, so scared that he almost dropped his spoon: "Good! Very good! Top-notch!"

As he spoke, he gave a firm thumbs up.

Wu Ma received strong support from Mr. Wu Suowei, and immediately looked at Jiang Heng confidently: "Look, Xiao Jiang, the food you cook is really so delicious!"

Jiang Heng could only nod his head, yes, yes, yes, the food I cook is really delicious.

Wu You was not convinced: "Mom, why do you never praise me like this, don't my dishes taste good?"

"It's really not tasty." Wu Ma, Wu Dad, Wu Zheng and Wu Lu replied in unison.

Wu You: "..."

Amidst Wu You's mournful cry of "I want to run away from home", Wu Lu couldn't help but grab her by the arm and push her back to the seat, and he didn't forget to give Jiang Heng a look of "Look at you, you are a troublesome beauty".

Jiang Heng didn't dare to speak, and focused on eating the lotus root box in front of him.

The laughter and laughter during this meal were like chickens and dogs jumping around.But everyone understood that since Jiang Heng was called home, and it was the first time, it was impossible just to have a meal with him.

After dinner, Wu Zheng was called to the small study by Wu Ma, and Jiang Heng immediately volunteered to wash the dishes, because if he didn't do the dishes, he would have to sit next to Wu Lu and Wu Pa and watch TV, this scene is unimaginable.

-

"Mom." Wu Zheng called out shyly, and sat down beside Wu Ma, "What do you think of him?"

"Should I say it? Can't you see it?" Wu Ma asked with a smile.

"I think you like him a lot, but you have to tell yourself." Wu Zheng shook his mother's arm.

"Of course I like it, who doesn't like a cute little boy." Wu Ma smiled even more happily, "I wish he was my own son."

"..." Hearing this, Wu Zheng suddenly realized that he was a little upset?

"Yes, after all, they are all your 'four treasures'." Wu Zheng began to say.

Wu Ma froze for a moment: "What do you mean?"

"What else can be interesting." Wu Zheng can't hide his emotions in front of his mother, and the more he thinks about it, the more he feels wronged, "Of course I know Brother Jiang is very good, but you like him too much. Bao, let him sit next to you, I used to sit in that seat."

Wu Ma was at a loss when she heard it, but she actually started laughing after hearing it, her eyes were crescent like crescents.

"Is Zhengzheng jealous?" Mom asked.Mom has always liked to tease her three live treasures, and now she uses this kind of joking tone, but the more she speaks like this, the angrier Wu Zheng gets.

"Don't be angry." Wu Zheng said angrily, "You just talk to him when you eat, and you keep praising him. Although Brother Jiang is very good, but... you should praise me too."

My mother started to laugh, and the more she laughed, the happier she became. Wu Zheng was so angry that he became a puffer fish. Then my mother said: "Mom admires Xiaojiang very much. It is not easy to go this far alone. The most important thing is to keep your heart. But you Do you think that with your dear mother's far-sighted vision and broad mind, maybe because of this reason, you treat him better than your own son?"

Wu Zheng was stunned: "Why?"

Wu Ma took Wu Zheng's hand affectionately, and pulled him closer to her: "I was thinking that he is the kind of child who knows how to be grateful, and if you treat him better, he will treat you better accordingly. If one day you quarreled, he would think of the gentle and loving image of your mother and me, and immediately ran over to apologize to you, what do you think?"

"We won't quarrel." Wu Zheng said awkwardly.

He didn't mean to show his affection by saying this, but to say that he understood his mother's kindness.But children are often like this. They obviously have deep feelings for their parents, but they can't say it anyway.

Fortunately, Wu Ma is a very casual and clever person, needless to say, she also believes in her baby's love for her.Wu Ma took out another box of the same style as the one she gave Jiang Heng just now from her small bag, and handed it to Wu Zheng: "Take this, this New Year's gift for you is a pair with Xiao Jiang."

Of course Wu Zheng would not be as particular about Jiang Heng in front of his mother, he suddenly became happy, opened the box, and saw a watch lying quietly in the box.

"You don't understand what series I'm telling you, so I won't bother you." My mother gave Wu Zheng a disgusted look, "I also bought one for Xiao Jiang, saying it was for a couple, but both of them are men's. The money is actually the same, the difference is here.”

Mom took the watch out of the box, turned it over, and saw a cursive letter "W" engraved on the reverse side of the dial. It didn't take much thinking to know that Jiang Heng's piece must be engraved with "J".

"Thank you mom." Wu Zheng said, carefully putting away the watch.

"Why are you so polite about yourself when you're in a relationship?" Mom rubbed Wu Zheng's hair, "By the way, Zheng Zheng, can mom secretly gossip with you about something?"

"You say." Wu Zheng said immediately.

"Are you 'here'," my mother made an "above" movement with her finger, paused, and then made a "below" movement with her finger, "or are you in 'here'?"

Wu Zheng: What?

He froze for a while before realizing what his mother was saying.

After reacting, Wu Zheng opened his mouth into an "O" shape.

This is indeed a bit too gossip!

My mother said with an aggrieved face: "The main reason is that we have been arguing with your brother for a long time without a conclusion. Both your sister and I think it is more appropriate for you to be below. He refused to accept it and thought you must be above. What did you say?" Wu The man of the family cannot be subordinated'."

Wu Zheng: "..."

Is this how idioms are used?