The original owner raised more than 70 fox fairies

Ji Laoqi thinks that the biggest obstacle on his road to love is the fact that Cheng You is a straight man, so breaking up Cheng You must be on the agenda for the sake of love.

So Ji Laoqi decided that if he wanted to break up a straight man, he must first accumulate experience from this group. After all, he was just a newcomer, and he was still a scumbag who had just left the Novice Village. He really couldn't do such a difficult task. here...

So Ji Siqi frantically followed a lot of rotten girl accounts on Weibo, posted on the Danmei forum, and downloaded dozens of online novels by the way, trying to let himself swim in the ocean of knowledge and learn a lot of experience.

Then Ji Siqi excitedly clicked on the first novel, which was called "To Live Is Disgusting". After reading it for 10 minutes, he turned off his phone, and then he began to doubt his life for 10 minutes.

it's all ok...

Chrysanthemums will be useless...

It's really hard to say...

Ji Siqi thought about it and read some pure love articles, first develop a platonic love, and watch and learn later when he applauds for love.

So Ji Siqi deleted all the articles classified as pure meat, NP, human and beast, brothers, and father and son in the briefcase.

After reading a few pure love novels, Ji Siqi originally wanted to imitate the provocative methods of the characters in it, trying to give Cheng You the feeling of Xiaolu bumping around, but the few books he opened were all about the domineering president falling in love with me, and having candlelight dinners on the swimming pool yacht at every turn , Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou said some interesting words after the great harmony of life, and the even more thrilling thing was the assassination in a car accident.The domineering president slapped the table and said coldly: "If I can't find XX, I will let all of you be buried together!"

Ji Siqi thought about all his savings, and thought about being single, so let's forget it...

After work, as usual, Cheng You's car was waiting outside. Seeing Ji Siqi boarding, Cheng You thoughtfully handed over a bottle of ice water: "It's quite hot outside today."

"Well, yes, I feel sweaty after just taking these two steps!" Ji Siqi was about to take the water, but suddenly realized that this was a good opportunity to flirt, so he hurriedly changed his gestures and pushed in Cheng You's direction, "You Drink first, I will feel bad when you are hot!"

"Why does it get hot with the air conditioner in the car all the time?" Cheng You looked at Ji Siqi amusedly, "Why do I think you're acting weird today? Have you got heatstroke?"

"What's wrong, I just want you to drink some water!" Ji Siqi took a few sips of water in a panic, "If you don't drink, I will!"

"I was thinking too much, then let me drink some water." Cheng You smiled and took the water bottle from Ji Siqi's hand, and took a few sips of water where Ji Siqi drank just now.

Ji Siqi glanced at the water bottle in Cheng You's hand, pretended not to care and turned his head to the car window, but cheered like a fool in his heart: "Wow! This is an indirect kiss!"

Since there was no food at home, the two of them drove directly to the supermarket. When choosing vegetables in the supermarket, Ji Siqi pretended to be squeezed by others and silently leaned against Cheng You. Cheng You was carefully picking tomatoes with a bag. Seeing Ji Siqi He leaned over and pointed to the tomato in his place: "Help me get it."

Ji Siqi hurriedly took two to put into bags, but was stopped by Cheng You: "Let me see!"

Ji Siqi looked at his wrist being held by Cheng You, and couldn't help thinking that it would be great if he held it a little lower.

Ji Siqi felt that he was like a young girl who was full of spring, Cheng You's every move would make him bump into a deer.

For example, Cheng You took the shopping cart that he didn't want to push, for example, Cheng You took a few bags of potato chips that he likes to eat, for example, Cheng You and him put the check-out items into the shopping bag, for example, now, passing the corner At the small water bar, Ji Siqi glanced at the popcorn machine there.

"Want to eat?" Cheng You asked.

"How do you know I want to eat!" Ji Siqi looked at Cheng You in surprise.

"Do you believe me when I say I can read minds?" Cheng You walked over and asked for two buckets of popcorn.

"Then let's watch a movie at home tonight!" Ji Siqi excitedly hugged two buckets of popcorn and looked at Cheng You who was putting things in the trunk.

"Look at what?"

"Horror movie..." Scared Xiao Niao Yiren curled up in Cheng You's arms, which seemed pretty good.

"It's better to watch a comedy. You have to go to work tomorrow, so don't dare to sleep at night."

"I'm going to practice my courage! Let's watch after dinner!"

"Okay then..." Seeing Ji Siqi's resolute look, Cheng You nodded in agreement.

After dinner, the two of them turned on the TV, put carbonated popcorn on the table, and in order to adjust the atmosphere, Ji Siqi turned off the lights and lowered the air conditioner a few degrees.

The two of them were watching a domestic horror movie with classic special effects, classic setting, and even a classic ending. The consequence of such a classic is that there is no such thing as a small bird.

The two of them directly regarded this movie as a detective movie. After watching half of it, Ji Siqi chewed popcorn and pointed at the TV, saying, "Absolutely this girl!"

Cheng You nodded.

However, after the movie ended, Cheng You talked about what happened in their high school. The general idea was that some girls were disobedient and played a horror game in the middle of the night, and committed suicide one after another a few days later. Before committing suicide, he met one of the girls. There are more than a dozen people, all of them are fierce. He tried to crack it, but failed, but this girl is the longest living one.

Although it was just an understatement, it still made Ji Siqi more and more afraid, took a quick shower and waited for Cheng You to go to bed, trying to get Cheng You to give him strength, but he didn't dare to sleep when Cheng You fell asleep. He felt something staring at him in the dark that he couldn't see.

Ji Siqi called Cheng You softly a few times, but no one responded, so he leaned over with peace of mind, and after a while hugged Cheng You tightly with his hands and feet, and fell asleep after a while.

Cheng You opened his eyes, rolled over in Ji Siqi's arms with difficulty, and kissed Ji Siqi's eyes.

Hurry up and hug me if you're scared to death, idiot!It made him pretend to sleep for so long.

When Ji Siqi woke up, he saw Cheng You staring at him, and when he lowered his head, he saw that he was holding Cheng You like an octopus, and hurriedly let go and rolled to the side.

"I understand, I failed in courage training, it's okay, I will continue to practice next time." Cheng You patted Ji Siqi who was curled up in the quilt as if to comfort him, then got out of bed and went to cook.

When he was a monk, Ji Siqi forgot to take the charger and hurried back, leaving Cheng You alone to block the elevator door to prevent the elevator from closing.

So when Ji Siqi ran out, he watched Cheng You walk into the elevator and stretched out his hand for no reason, and Cheng You also grabbed it. At that moment, he seemed to be dragged into the elevator.

Ji Siqi asked thoughtlessly, "What do you think we look like?"

Cheng You said, "A father like me takes my son to school?"

Ji Siqi hurriedly shook off Cheng You's hand, then held it back, and said, "Obviously my father is the one who takes my son to school!"