Comet Beauty [Interstellar]

"Mom, mom... Mom..."

Zero kept trying to hug him, but after Qing Changye struggled a few times, he just let him go.He wanted to say that I'm not your mother, but the boy's head moved closer. Zero had washed his hair before, and there was still damp water vapor on the ends of his hair.That feeling of weakness, even if it's fake, is fascinating.Qing Changye felt a pain in his chest, and the boy unknowingly bit on a bit of skin. He held Zero by the back of his neck, and pulled Zero back like a kitten.During this process, Qing Changye noticed that the time of zero is 1000 years. For the criminals in the Norma Asylum, the time of zero is already surprisingly long.

"Look at me," he whispered, meeting the boy's eyes, "I'm not your mother."

Ling seemed to be unable to hear his voice at all, so Qing Changye had no choice but to pinch his wrist, and the dark blue pupil of the boy's right eye turned scarlet before he took time.As soon as he felt that his ability was restrained by some sudden force, Zero let him go.Qing Changye breathed a sigh of relief, watching the red in the boy's eyes gradually fade, he raised his eyelids: "What happened just now?"

"……puberty."

"How old are you?"

"150." I don't know if it was his illusion, but Qing Changye always felt that the boy was staring at him when he said that number.He frowned with zero dislike: "What is that red one? It's so unpalatable."

"carrot."

"I don't like eating vegetables."

"Yes," Qing Changye pointed to the door: "We parted ways."

"...do you want to die?"

"I'm just kidding," he shrugged and said that, but there was no smile on his fair face: "Why don't you eat meat tomorrow? Except human flesh."

Zero raised a gesture of surrender, although reluctantly, Zero reluctantly agreed with him.Qing Changye took a shower before going to bed at night, and his mind ran through the news he found when he logged in to A's LAN for the last time.The whale stranded in the bay... Maybe this is a hint, but for the time being, he can't figure out what the whale has to do with A's whereabouts.He checked around the place where the whale carcass was found. It was a newly developed planet. Many traders built heavy industry bases on the planet. The pollution of the environment caused the death of the whale.For a moment, he had the idea of ​​contacting Miller. The strength of the SSS-level phantom beast is self-evident. Not only does he have no companions, but he is also followed by the Cardinal. You little lunatic, contacting Miller is the best option.But soon Qing Changye gave up his idea.The other party is not the same as him, so there is no need to push him into the pit of fire.

The sound of the TV came from the living room, and the night zero had no intention of going to sleep at all, so Qing Changye had no choice but to walk out of the room in his pajamas.Only then did he know where those crackling crackling sounds were coming from. The young man was trying to bake popcorn. Unlike ordinary people who use tools to heat up, he only needs to stare at the buttered corn on the paper bag for a while and they will explode one by one. Who would believe that he did not Ability.Seeing him coming over, he pushed the paper bag forward generously: "Do you want to eat?"

"why do not you sleep?"

"I'm watching this," Number Zero gestured for the projection with his eyes: "Exhaust fire."

As early as in the room, Qing Changye heard the sound of um, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, and as expected, the figures on the projection were intertwined.Zero is watching an adult show.Qing Changye wanted to ask him how long it took you to learn such a broad and profound word as purging fire. He was startled when he saw the face of the man below. boy.

Absolutely absolutely must not let the little lunatic bend.

"Actually," Qing Changye paused, "You found the wrong film."

"No way? I just found it on the optical computer. The keywords are high-definition, uncensored, in full swing, and have a good time." Zero stretched out his hand and flicked the electronic screen a few times: "Look, the compressed package that a good-hearted person left me. In order to prevent Trojan horses After I downloaded it, I deleted the link to the compressed package, and someone said, what does it mean that I don’t want to leave any roots and no children and grandchildren?”

"...You are very good at learning."

"Ryder's guards often do this," Zero shrugged. "They just dissect me, and don't take me to play with them."

"The one you're looking for is... a minority," Qing Changye tried his best to pay attention to the wording: "Under normal circumstances, it should be male and female."

"It's okay," Zero waved his hand: "I've always been very unorthodox."

"..." Is this what the non-mainstream uses? ?Where did I learn so much nonsense? ?

Qing Changye couldn't talk to him, so he asked him to plug in the earphones and go to the room by himself.Ling was fiddling with the earphones with great interest, and before Qing Changye could take a few steps, he heard the sound of the earphones shattering.He turned his head and saw the twisted machine in Ling's hand, Qing Changye clicked his tongue.It seems that his face is a bit bad.Ling hurriedly said: "Xiexihuo, Xiehuo, let's watch a movie together?"

"..." Look at your mother.

The picture on the projection changed unknowingly. The boy who was the receiving party was tied up, and Zero had an excited expression of "you humans are so perverted". ," he pointed to the projection, "bigger than his fans and bigger than him."

Before Qing Changye could speak, Zero added: "Really, I saw it when I bit you earlier. And your muscle density is higher than his, and your body is more flexible. It stands to reason that it is easier to complete various difficult poses. Why do they Don't ask you to shoot this?"

"..."

"hello?"

"Look slowly, just turn down the volume," Qing Changye said lightly, "If it disturbs me—"

I don't know which sentence touched Zero's nerves, he suddenly said: "Did you kill me with your cannon?"

"Yes," Qing Changye said, "shoot you against the wall with a cannon, and you won't even be able to climb up."

Zero froze in place.Qing Changye simply touched his face, and his fingers touched the young man's lips, and the latter felt like a prairie fire was ignited at the touched place.Seeing him in a daze, Qing Changye raised a vague smile on his lips: "Good boy."

The only way to deal with hooligans is to be more hooligan than him, which he learned from someone.

I don't know if it's because he's seen too many calcium tablets of No. [-], but recently Qing Changye always felt that the other party looked at him a little strangely. There were a few times when he really wanted to talk to the boy, but he didn't think it was necessary to care too much.While eating lunch one day, Qing Changye looked at the boy who was struggling to swallow the tomato, and said casually: "Do you have a female you like?"

"?"

"People or bugs," Qing Changye said, "Normally a child your age will have them."

"Owen Moretz?" That was the name of the calcium tablet hero.

"……except this?"

"I know what you want to say," Number Zero raised his fork at this moment, his dark blue eyes slammed into the darkness, and he met Qing Changye's four eyes: "You will tell me that you should have a girl you like, A correct sexual fantasy object. Adolescent girls without fantasies are incredible, you should go out and meet more people, even bugs, because maybe among them you will find the one you like the most. Feel free and It’s not okay to have sex with the opposite sex, but you can try it, and then you might give me a story or two to try and convince me, right?”

"..." It's too sharp.

He had a headache, but Number Zero smiled at this moment: "Mom, you are unhappy."

"Don't call me mom."

"why?"

"Forget it, it's fine."

"You're not looking at me," Zero said, "We're tigers on a boat now, you can't leave me, and I don't intend to leave you."

"That's right," Qing Changye said without raising his head, "but it should be a grasshopper, and two tigers will capsize the boat."

"..."

Flowers in July are in full bloom in the imperial capital, and the scorching summer wind is blowing across the ten-mile avenue.It has been two weeks since he escaped from the Norma Madhouse, and Qing Changye has not found any news about A yet.The cardinal's pursuit gradually expanded to the outer galaxies. When he woke up in the morning, he looked at today's date on the electronic calendar, and was unexpectedly circled out. If he didn't do it, it could only be zero.Seeing clearly the big "Mother's Day" on it, Qing Changye's mood was extremely complicated.

Why on earth did the little lunatic treat him as his mother?

To Qing Changye's surprise, he didn't see Zero all morning. The other party had already bought breakfast for him. Normally, who would buy breakfast the next day was decided by the two of them playing King of Fighters the night before. Recently, Zero His operations are more and more likely to catch up with him.Qing Changye decided that if the King of Fighters couldn't beat him, he would switch to Snake or Tetris.Anyway, Zero is curious about everything.He was the loser last night, but Ling took the initiative to buy breakfast. What he didn't expect was that there was a heart-shaped greeting card in the breakfast. Seeing the crooked Happy Holidays on it, Qing Changye suddenly had the illusion that a little lunatic was cute.

This feeling reached its peak at noon when the Zerg teenager brought the ingredients into the kitchen with big bags and small bags. Before Qing Changye was relieved for a while, the explosion sound from the kitchen made him freeze in place.It was a real explosion, and he didn't even know how Zero did it.When he entered, the boy's pale face was covered with dust, Ling saw Qing Changye touching his head embarrassingly: "I just want to light a fire..."

He simply tidied up and wiped the boy's face. The boy followed him every step of the way. It was the first time that Qing Changye saw uneasiness in No. [-] eyes.He said, "Let me cook, will you help?"

"Okay, okay," Zero nodded hurriedly, "I can shred potatoes, radish, squid, eel, and chicken."

No wonder it would fry the kitchen.

He hummed.After lunch, Zero disappeared again, Qing Changye didn't bother to care about him.He seriously thought about whether he had met Zero, otherwise the little lunatic would not be chasing his mother all day long, but the useful memory was so blurred that there was no trace to be found.Qing Changye raised his eyebrows.Maybe Zero isn't so...wait.Qing Changye took a few steps forward.what is that?

He saw his clothes on the sofa in the living room. At first he didn't realize what the marks on them meant. There was only zero in the villa except him. After walking past, Qing Changye was sure that it was indeed what he had guessed. .The Zerg boy's stuff was released on his clothes like a dog's scent on its own territory.

Looks like it should have just come out.He really seldom has mood swings, but for some reason, some things done by No. [-] are very childish in the eyes of Qing Changye, but he will be led away by the child unknowingly.Qing Changye threw the clothes into the washing machine expressionlessly, kicked the door of Ling's room open, but the picture inside made him stunned.The muddy liquid left on the ground is like a stream. There is a single guard in the room No. [-]. Hearing the sound, the little lunatic is taking a bath. Qing Changye squatted down in disbelief. He even touched it with his hands. Holding the residual temperature, it was exactly the same as the stuff left on his clothes.

How come there are so many?

If it came out at one time, this amount would be too scary.He had heard people say that the Zerg race was extremely fertile, which was why they were able to make a comeback after being driven to barren planets by humans countless times over the millennia.Qing Changye only felt a chill on his back, and thought of the objects he had seen on the Zerg teenagers. If he was caught and reproduced by such creatures, let alone humans, he really couldn't think of how many species he could bear for a while.

My belly...will explode.

The bathroom door was opened at this moment, and the young man who came out stepped on the carpet with pale feet, and there was still a little moisture in Zero's eyes, which made his deep eyes look like a small cloud of mist.His appearance is really brilliant, different from Anya's gloomy and gorgeous face, and Wang's handsome face. The zero-size face can only remind people of the word exquisite. Ignore this is your own natural enemy.Qing Changye's hand was still on the stream, seeing this scene, Ling showed a meaningful expression.

Qing Changye: "..."

I really want to kill him.Can't do it, bear it.

The boy walked over step by step, and Qing Changye didn't know how to deal with the things in his hands. Unexpectedly, the boy also squatted down. Their eyes were normal, and the latter stretched out his tongue and licked his fingers. He made a swallowing motion with incomparable lust, and his Adam's apple rolled down.

"..." Let's learn from calcium tablets.

"I decided to give you an amazing experience," Zero's face was full of seriousness, and Qing Changye understood the meaning of the experience the moment the other party stood up and threw the towel: "This is a holiday gift from me, Happy Mother's Day ,Mother."