I help my father get a wife

"He punishes this one today and that one tomorrow. He is not a saint, and he will make mistakes. If he makes mistakes, who will punish him?"

"Who dares to punish him!"

Li Yiyue made a cut.

"As I grew up, I have never seen anyone ask him to kneel in the ancestral hall. He would only kneel and kowtow in front of his ancestors during the family meeting during Chinese New Year and the [-]th day of the Lunar New Year. At other times, others were brought in by him."

For example, he, a poor child, is often thrown in by his father.

"Do you still remember what I said when you were fighting with Li Xiaofeng? It's not bad for him to make us kneel in the ancestral hall. Doesn't he make mistakes? Why doesn't he show us something."

Jiang Ya smirked, and Li Yiyue's eyes lit up.

Pounce on Jiang Ya.

"Father, if you can make my dad kneel in the ancestral hall with us, you are my real dad! My dad is closer than my dad, and I will worship you forever!"

That vicious tiger, greedy wolf, big shark, so high above that no one dared to disobey him, and being pulled down from the altar by his father, what a celebration and joy!

This is definitely my son!

The son of a cheater!

Just for the worship of Li Yiyue, I will do whatever I say today!

Jiang Ya hid everything, packed all the flat fruit snacks, so that no one would find out, and opened the door.

"Li Huaiqing! Come here!"

Jiang Ya opened her throat and shouted.

The ancestral hall is very far away from the Sanjinyuan, and the straight-line distance is 100 meters. If Li Huaiqing is so far away from the house, he can't hear it at all, but it doesn't matter. There are servants in the yard, and they will definitely report to Li Huaiqing.

Sure enough, as soon as Jiang Ya raised his voice, someone went to tell Li Huaiqing that Li Huaiqing was reading a newspaper in the room, and he heard the servant say that there must be something wrong with his wife with her hips on her hips and her voice shouting at sir.

Li Huaiqing raised his eyebrows, it's funny, it's only five or ten minutes to three hours, is it annoying after a while?

Don't know the mistake and still have akimbo?When did you learn the standard posture of a shrew?

Okay, let's take a look and see what he is going to do, whether he is going to piss off.

Leisurely entered the courtyard of the ancestral hall, and sure enough, Jiang Ya was sitting on the threshold, looking at him with a smirk.

This smile is too bad, that flirtatious little figure, calculating little eyes, the whole person is very agile.Li Huaiqing held back a smile and walked over.

"Madam, what's the matter?"

Jiang Ya stood up and cleared his throat.

"Let's get married."

"kindness."

"Although I am a man, I am still your wife, right?"

"Yes, wife, male wife."

"Okay. Just admit it. Li Yiyue is your son."

"Yes."

"Then you should know that it's not the son's fault to teach the father, and the wife's fault is not the fault of a virtuous husband."

Li Huaiqing waited for Jiang Ya to continue, to see how he would mess around.

"What does this mean? We are a family of three. I was wrong, my son was wrong, and we were all wrong. Then why are you right? You are Yiyue's father. If you don't socialize so much, teach him more , tell him the disadvantages of alcohol, and he doesn't know how to drink alcohol. You are negligent to your son! I, I was wrong, I drank, I hugged the beauty, then I called you in advance and said I want to accompany my friend, why didn’t you pick me up earlier. You know I’ve had stomach bleeding, why didn’t you try your best to stop me, you’re still negligent! You see, you neglected your duty twice, and you made more mistakes. Our father and I Kneeling in the ancestral hall, why don't you come, you are even more wrong, you should kneel for four hours to be fair!"

"Five hours!"

Li Yiyue added oil and vinegar to the side.

"You are talking nonsense, but you still have plausible words."

Li Huaiqing almost laughed out loud, but Jiang Ya's set of fallacies and heresies still spoke with confidence.

"How did you become a father to someone else, and how did you become a husband to me? What a dereliction of duty, you punish us, okay, we admit our mistakes, and you are also at fault, you should come in and kneel down. Back again Wanbu said, do you know what it means to share weal and woe? Do you know what it means to share life and death? The first rule of the family is that after marriage, both prosperity and loss will harm the one body of the husband and wife, and we will share joys and sorrows together. Do you have the nerve to punish us? No! You are doing things unfairly!"

Jiang Yake grasped the reason, this is going to fire, and that mouth, Barabara, may say, bombarding Li Huaiqing.

Where there is oppression, there is resistance to pressure. For our rights and our fairness, we must protest!

Li Huaiqing looked at Jiang Ya's eyes glowing, his chin was raised, he was so arrogant, it was funny.

"What do you mean?"

When Jiang Ya heard it, is this a compromise?

"Either come in and kneel with us to our ancestors. Or let us go out now, and you will accompany us next time we kneel for punishment!"

Hearing this, Li Yiyue quit first, and pulled Jiang Ya's sleeve vigorously.Anxious.

Father, dear father, don't make yourself a cocoon, dig a hole and jump yourself, no, don't cheat your son!

If my dad agrees, and he will follow the penalty kneeling in the future, then I will be punished kneeling, and my dad will stare at me, then I will not be able to play games and eat snacks, and treat the time of kneeling as a game time!

Jiang Ya comforted Li Yiyue, don't be afraid, your father will be shocked, and he will consider kneeling as punishment in the future.There will be no more fines.

Besides, I avoided it today, and in the future, if I do bad things, I will brush against the rules of the family, so that he can't find a reason to punish him, isn't that all right?

"Ma'am, you really didn't read the family rules carefully. It says on the front page of the family rules that the patriarch has the right to be exempted from responsibility. That is to say, only I punish others, and no one else punishes me."

Li Huaiqing smiled proudly, my beloved wife, fight with me!Want to drag me into the water!

Jiang Ya stared, unbelievable, no way, and this one?Oh, it's hard to guard against, he really didn't read it carefully, what a loss!

"That, that, that's not okay, you are at home, you are not the patriarch, you are the father of my husband and child! You are still dereliction of duty, what should we say about this matter. Anyway, you are tolerant and strict with us, we can't accept it! If you don't agree, you must protest!"

Pushing Li Yiyue, Li Yiyue foolishly watched his father fighting with his father, thinking carefully, for fear that he would fall into the pit and not be able to climb out if he helped him by mistake.

He winked at Li Yiyue, come on, protest!Even if it is a voting, they have a great chance of winning two against one.

"Uh, yes, protest! Dad, don't make us kneel in the ancestral hall! What if I'm not tall enough?"

"This time you will definitely be punished, and you will not be punished."

"You come in, you kneel first, and we will kneel again after you kneel! Set an example, you come and show yourself!"

"Don't quibble, be obedient, there is still half an hour, I will wait for you here, after kneeling, go to eat."

"Dad, you are so stupid!"

Li Yiyue spoke up, despising his father to death.

"Are you not afraid that my father will not want you? You told me when you were very young not to bully girls. Learning martial arts is for fitness and not for fighting. Although my father is a man, he is your wife. Beating a wife No way, you are not a bully like this, you are bullying your father, you are not a good husband! My father ran away from home when he was angry, anyway, I will go with my father, and you will be at home when the time comes! "

Both his father and his teacher had taught him a word, even if he beat a girl with flowers!

Girls will be wives in the future, wives, then the father will also be a wife in exchange, and you can't beat your wife!

"Look at me, Yaya broke my notebook, and I was also angry, but Yaya kept saying sorry, so I have to forgive him, who made me like Yaya. Why didn't you treat your father so well? He It's your wife, you have to treat him well. Father has a stomachache, and father still has a headache, how do you know how to punish him, and you don't know how to treat him better."

"That's right, listen, my son is blaming me for injustice!"

"Besides, if you make a mistake, you will be punished. Why don't you reward you for being obedient! Father cooks for you, and I bring you newspapers. Why don't you reward us?"

"That's right, why! You're too stingy if you don't reward me with punishment!"

"You are busy every day, busy with your own affairs, and you don't care about me and my father. This is also your fault."

"That's right, you're wrong!"

In the beginning, it was Jiang Yababa who bombarded Li Huaiqing.

Now it's Li Yiyue bombarding his father, and Jiang Ya is adding fuel and vinegar to be an answer.

The more I talked, the more I was wronged, and the more I talked, the more I felt that Li Huaiqing was not a thing.

Li Huaiqing felt that the people he was accused of had betrayed their relatives and made a big mistake.

One is more reasonable than the other, with their mouths pursed and their chins raised, with a stubborn expression on their faces.

"Okay, then I'll go in and see you two kneeling."

kindness?look?What does it mean to see!Why not let them kneel helplessly?

Li Huaiqing entered the ancestral hall, took a futon and sat down, sat cross-legged, and pointed to the left and right cushions.

"Kneel down, there are still 25 minutes. I will accompany you."

All right, all right.

Do what you say, three hours is three hours, it can't be short.

Jiang Ya and Li Yiyue were full of justice, and protested all over their bodies, it seemed, it seemed, it didn't work.Why is there an extra Li Huaiqing watching over them?If Li Huaiqing wasn't here, the two of them wouldn't have to kneel, they could just sit.

Cocooned?Dig a hole and jump by yourself?

Wipe it, fell into the pit.

Jiang Ya and Li Yiyue looked at each other, Jiang Ya pulled Li Huaiqing's hand away and threw himself into his arms.

"Husband!"

Li Yiyue swooped on Li Huaiqing's back, hugging Li Huaiqing's neck tightly.

"Dad!"

Li Huaiqing was thrown back slightly by Jiang Yachong who was suddenly thrown into his arms. Li Yiyue hugged his neck from behind.

"One leap, one leap, I will hold you down, you hurry up and take revenge!"

"You two,,, Li Yiyue!"

Li Huaiqing's hand was held down by Jiang Ya, Jiang Ya was still sitting on his lap, his hands and feet were controlled, Li Yiyue finally had a good opportunity to complain, he lifted the hem of his father's clothes, and his little paws flew , grabbed a few handfuls on his father's stomach, Li Huaiqing was itchy and painful, ran away after grabbing, ran away, almost stepped on Li Huaiqing's shoulder, Li Huaiqing hid, Li Yiyue ran away cheering .

Taking advantage of Li Huaiqing's unpreparedness, Jiang Ya took a hard bite on Li Huaiqing's neck.

"Jiang Ya! I'll punish you!"

Li Huaiqing reached out to hug Jiang Ya, but Jiang Ya got up and ran away.

After running away, he did not forget to close the door of the ancestral hall. Li Yiyue ran out and came back with a shoelace in his hand, father, father, please lock the door.

Li Huaiqing was one step too late, and when he went to open the door of the ancestral hall, he couldn't open it.The door of the ancestral hall was locked from the outside.

Jiang Ya and Li Yiyue faced Li Huaiqing who was in the crack of the door, making faces, slightly!

They ran away hand in hand.

"Come back! Let me out!"

"Accompany your ancestors!"

let it out?How is it possible, it took a lot of saliva to frame you, so I said two against one and we will definitely win!We are a chain meter!

The two of them ran so fast that they entered the hospital nearly three times in a while.

Li Huaiqing couldn't laugh or cry, he was caught!

"Ma'am, what about sir?"

Uncle Zheng wondered why the husband didn't come back and the two of them came back.

"Oh, he said he wants to reflect in the ancestral hall and accompany his ancestors. If it's not dark, you don't have to go see him."

Jiang Ya told Uncle Zheng with a serious face.

After finishing speaking, the two of you ran away, subdued the big devil, and went down the mountain to eat chicken!

If Uncle Zheng really doesn't bother Li Huaiqing, he will be locked up until dark and then released.

What if Uncle Zheng releases Li Huaiqing?Or, really run away from home?

Can the ancestral hall hold Li Huaiqing?Li Huaiqing has legs, and he built the ancestral hall by himself, and he can jump out when he opens the glass window.

He is almost forty, he climbed over the wall and climbed the window, wiped off the dust from his hands, and looked at the door, the two of them thought about not letting him come out, Li Yiyue's sneaker laces, back and forth on the doorknobs of the two doors It was wrapped seven or eight times and a dead button was tied, and it became tighter and tighter, unless it was cut with scissors, or the door panel was removed.

Look, how lively it is to marry a wife, and the family is so chaotic.

If you don't teach them a lesson, it will be impossible. The big and small ones will be turned upside down.

Jiang Ya really doesn't like the house rules. He doesn't listen to or read the house rules explained to him every night, so he doesn't know the corresponding punishment behind the house rules. Kneeling in the ancestral hall is the lightest punishment.According to the severity of the wrongdoing, the punishment also ranged from light to severe, and at the end there were whips and bamboo sticks.

It's absolutely not okay to be so heavy, for my wife and son.

Go back to the house and cut the paper, and cut the rice paper into a suitable size. Li Yiyue copied the family rules with a brush, and Jiang Ya copied the family rules with a pen.

Can be fined.It can also let them practice calligraphy.

Kill two birds with one stone.

Copy it a hundred times.

Uncle Zheng watched his husband busy, Aunt Zheng poked Uncle Zheng, if you don't try to persuade him, then the two of you won't be able to go out for a week.

Uncle Zheng brewed a pot of tea and brought it in. Li Huaiqing was cutting the rice paper with a paper knife. As a father and husband, this is enough. If they were punished to copy the family rules, he would also cut the rice paper. Grind to saturate the pen with pen water.If you do a little more, you will be responsible for copying it yourself.

Why are there so many rules at home?Jiang Ya throws one for another, and the group bar pays for one?It was copied by Li Yiyue for so many years.You don't need to spend money to copy, Li Yiyue is a free copy machine.

Li Yiyue had to know that his father taught him to read and write very early in order to copy so many family rules, so he definitely ran away from home long ago.