Beat the monster and send it to debut!

BABY-BOSS felt the unbearable misery of life.

As a defenseless baby, he was stuffed into the stroller by his mother and pushed away carelessly.

Wait a minute, Mom!I'm still waiting for my subordinates to give me feedback on the latest news!I can't just leave like this!

How is Xuan Qi?What about the puppeteer?What about Crow and Goo, how are they doing?He doesn't know any news about this group of people!Leaving the amusement park like this, he lost control of the situation.

No, he seemed to have no control over the situation.

BABY-BOSS was paralyzed in the stroller, his eyes glazed over, and Madam Lin pushed him out of the lounge.

The female secretary was on the phone with her colleagues in the corridor, passionately broadcasting Yan Changsheng's every move in the amusement park today, crazily picking up fans' group photos on Weibo, sparks and lightning in her words, showing off Yan Changsheng to her twice in 30 seconds signature.

"Ah, Miss Secretary, hello, I'm sorry, I fell asleep in the afternoon and didn't wake up until now." Mrs. Lin looked at the female secretary apologetically and asked in a low voice, "Where is Mr. Xuan Qi? Have you gone back yet?"

The female secretary quickly hung up the phone, stopped her gossip, and replied with a smile: "Mr. Xuan Qi said he was going to visit the amusement park, wait a minute, I'll give him a call."

BABY-BOSS is praying desperately in her heart - must call Xuan Qi!Please, this secretary who only has a good face but no brains, please call Xuan Qi and save me from the fire!

However, he was looking forward to this in his heart, but his mother did not cooperate.

"No, no, I'm going home now, please meet Mr. Xuan Qi and say hello to him." Mrs. Lin quickly refused.

BABY-BOSS stared dead: Mom!Do you cheat your son like this?Can a phone call kill you?

The female secretary groaned, and weighed the position of Mrs. Lin and her baby in her boss's mind: "No, I'd better call Mr. Xuan, or he will blame me."

With that said, the female secretary dialed Xuan Qi.

BABY-BOSS let out a long breath in the stroller, feeling that he was saved.

However, following the mechanical "beep" sound from the other end of the phone, which lasted until "Sorry, the call you dialed was not answered", BABY-BOSS's eyes died again.

"Mr. Xuan Qi may not have heard." The female secretary smiled awkwardly, and said courteously, "Well then, I'll ask the driver to take you back."

"No need, I remember that there is a subway station outside the amusement park, I can take the subway back!" Mrs. Lin refused again, this time without waiting for the female secretary to say goodbye, she hurriedly said goodbye to her, pushed the baby carriage and left.

Baby-Boss Stuffed in a Baby Carriage: I'm Too Difficult!

After leaving the amusement park, Mrs. Lin pushed the trolley all the way towards the entrance of the park. It was already closing time, and the flow of people had dispersed, leaving only sporadic tourists going out.

Mrs. Lin pushed the baby, followed the flow of people to the subway station, and got on the subway.It was rush hour, and the subway was a bit crowded, but seeing this lady with a child, a kind passenger offered her a seat.

Mrs. Lin pushed the stroller out of the gate smoothly, leaving less than 800 meters away from home.Along the way, BABY-BOSS has accepted the reality, and he even thought of a new way: when he got home, he quickly climbed out of the stroller while his mother was out of his sight, and found the person Xuan Qi stayed here. "Sleep aid", let his mother sleep again, and then he can use his mother's mobile phone to contact Xuan Qi.

OK, this method is done!

BABY-BOSS finally relaxed a little, feeling that this day was really full of ups and downs.

Mrs. Lin passed a supermarket with a stroller, and the price reduction poster posted on the glass door caught her attention.

As we all know, a qualified housewife will never miss any discount information, even if she only purchases once in the morning.

Mrs. Lin stopped in her tracks, looked at the discounted food on the poster with bright eyes, and said to BABY-BOSS in surprise: "Baby, today's potato chips are half price!"

As she spoke, she pushed the stroller into the crowded supermarket.

In the supermarkets during rush hour, customers are crowded with each other, and with the supermarket's price reduction activities, there are so many people that it is difficult to walk a few steps.This directly led to a painful smell in the supermarket: the smell of sweat, foot odor, cigarettes... all kinds of unpleasant smells came together and came straight to the tender nose of Baby-Boss.

BABY-BOSS almost fainted: Mom, it's really hard for me!

………………

In the haunted house in Xingshui Amusement Park, the well-informed puppeteer let out a "girly" scream that he used to disdain.

Just a second ago, he threw a punch at this plastic surgery monster, and the whole fist sank into the opponent's face, as if he punched a dough ball

The scariest thing was that when he withdrew his fist, the face of this cosmetic monster really turned into a punched dough ball.

That's why the puppeteer screamed.

"What the hell kind of monster are you?" asked the startled dollmaker.The shock just now made his hairs stand on end, and his back was icy cold. He never imagined that there were such employees in his haunted house, it would make people have nightmares.

"I'm not a monster! I have a lot of female fans!" The crow who was beaten innocently was very angry, and quickly made his facial features squirm, and the sunken face was quickly filled, but it was a little swollen, like A sourdough bun.

This scene made the puppeteer terrified, he could no longer control his language, and developed in a "refined and easy-going" direction.

"Don't talk nonsense, monsters like you have female fans, what kind of shit is this? Don't be in your dreams, do you want me to wake you up with piss? I just got angry recently and my urine is so yellow Very." The puppeteer proficiently breathed out the fragrance.

Crow prides himself on being a civilized person and a star, and he usually has a lot of burden of being an idol, but when he heard someone taunting him face to face today, he suddenly became furious. He held back for a long time, forcing his swollen face to swell even more It's like a puffed up puffer fish.

No, he scolded back, the crow thought to himself, there are the most straightforward and vicious words to scold back.Let him recall, how did the black fans on Weibo scold him?

Crow held back for a long time, and cursed: "NMSL!"

The puppeteer raised his eyebrows, yo, does this little guy want to compete with him?Hehe, it's like playing big swords in front of Guan Gong.

The puppeteer doesn’t need to accumulate strength to swear, he just opened his mouth and said, “Just like [beep] that your six relatives don’t recognize, when your mother gave birth to you, I’m afraid she stuffed the baby into the trash can and raised the placenta, *@δ￥*! ξ￥ρ...~θτφω" (This paragraph is too indecent and has been blocked)

Facing the attack, the crow gasped, and his sanity returned to zero.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he's going to tear this man's mouth out! ! !

So when Xuan Qi woke up, he witnessed this shocking scene——

His two subordinates, who did not know each other, scuffled into a ball in this warehouse.It was said to be a scuffle, but it was mainly to save the crow's face. A group of puppets pressed the crow to the ground, forming a "big" character. The crow screamed and shook its head, but the doll master pinched his head and rubbed his face vigorously. .

"Wow, your face is so fucking weird, is it made of flour? Look, I kneaded an egg for you! Hey, it's really good. Come on, I'll knead a chicken..." The doll maker excitedly played I pinched my face.

The expression on Xuan Qi's face vividly explained how to write the word "collapse".

"Stop it, what are you two doing!" Xuan Qi screamed.

"We are exchanging ideas!" The puppeteer replied enthusiastically.

"Ahhhhhhh, NMSL, NMSL, NMSL!" This is the crow who started swearing crazily because of a mental breakdown.

"Mr. Xuan, this guy came from nowhere. It's really amazing. You can see that his face can be pinched casually. Would you like to try it?" The puppeteer manipulated the puppet to lift the crow up, and pinched him. The face that became a chicken was shown to Xuan Qi.

Xuan Qi felt a sweetness in his throat, and couldn't control the desire to vomit blood.

"He's your colleague! Codenamed Crow, he's an employee of our company!" Xuan Qi screamed.

The puppeteer froze for a moment, and saw the crow's eyeballs that had been rubbed to the side of his chin to act as testicles. The bloodshot eyeballs were full of hatred and strong killing intent.

At this moment, the puppeteer calmly analyzed: He has already offended the person to death, and he may have to kill him!

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Yiqiu stopped at the door of the haunted house.

He delayed for a little time just now, mainly to wait for the "friend" in Landao's mouth to receive Gu Gu who was tied up by five flowers.After all, Taoist Lazy himself is in Queyue Market, and it is impossible to come here within half an hour, so he can only ask his friends to send Cuckoo to Queyue City.

This friend, nicknamed Moto, is also a strange person, and the way she appeared on the stage also made Yiqiu dumbfounded-she actually rode a motorcycle that had been remodeled at first glance, and came to him at a high speed, as cool as a Valkyrie.

According to the motorcycle lady, she was originally a cleaner in Qiyue City, but she was transferred to Santu City because of the shortage of people in Santu City. According to her, the danger of the job has increased by more than ten times. A group of desperate lunatics fight wits and bravery, as if living in the Arkham Mental Hospital in Gotham City in the DC Universe.

Yiqiu expressed deep sympathy for her, but Miss Moto seemed to be very satisfied with her work, and Yiqiu expressed her understanding.

Life just needs a little stimulation.

After solving Cuckoo's problem, Yiqiu came to the haunted house, ready to catch Cuckoo's accomplices.

Hehe, this is so exciting, I hope this opponent named Crow will not be too good, and it is best to fight him for [-] rounds, and finally lose with hatred.

After imagining the fierce battle for a while, Yi Qiu hummed a little song, and swaggered into the haunted house...

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Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone, eat mooncakes and eat mooncakes~