Beat the monster and send it to debut!
Chapter 82 Straight Male Photography Technique
Yiqiu quickly determined that whether it was Yan Changsheng, the ghost king version, or Yan Changsheng, the film king version, they were both arrogant and upright.
Look, this Yan Changsheng who came back from buying ice cream is holding a strawberry cone that looks sweet and greasy at first glance, don't be too happy to eat it!
Yiqiu, who was holding a vanilla cone, licked his own ice cream. He always felt that the taste was not very good. Could it be that the strawberry flavor is more delicious?
"Is it delicious?" Yiqiu asked.
"So-so." Ghost King replied coldly, as if the person who ate half of the ice cream in a few bites had nothing to do with him.
Yiqiu's expression suddenly became subtle. If translated into human words, it would be: I suspect that you are lying to me and I already have the evidence.
"What you say doesn't count." Yi Qiu said with a smile.
"?" Ghost King returned a puzzled look.
Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, Yi Qiu tilted his head, "Ah woo" and ate the strawberry ice cream wrapped in the cone in one gulp.In the end, he still had to smack his lips, pretending to have savored it seriously: "It's just so-so."
Yan Changsheng couldn't help laughing: "You stole my ice cream."
Yi Qiuli was blunt and strong: "Yes!"
Yan Changsheng said slowly: "I was caught on the spot."
Yi Qiu nodded: "That's right!"
Yan Changsheng asked honestly: "So you have to compensate me."
Yi Qiu smiled, "What if I don't pay?"
Yan Changsheng pondered for a while, and thought seriously for a long time: "Then I seem to have nothing to do with you, I can only let you owe it first."
Although he said so, Yan Changsheng's expression was not the same, which gave Yiqiu a bad premonition.
It seems that this guy will get his money back with interest when the time is right.
Out of this vigilance, Yiqiu ran to buy another strawberry-flavored ice cream cone and stuffed it for Yan Changsheng: "Here, I'd better compensate you, lest you turn around and settle accounts with me."
The ghost king is preparing to settle accounts with this ice cream at night. Yan Changsheng took the ice cream with a look of disappointment on his face: "...Oh."
The intuition alarm was cleared, and Yiqiu happily moved towards the next destination with his vanilla ice cream in his mouth in satisfaction.
The ghost king felt helpless for a while.
He was the one who teased first, and he was the one who ran away after teasing and never took responsibility. How should I describe this character?
The horoscope owes the day.
………………
A couple who had a relationship in a previous life but had not yet established a relationship in this life, and were crazily distributing dog food. They were enjoying a happy time in an amusement park; another pair hated work but would be called back by the leader to arrange urgent tasks when they were away on business trips. , also at the amusement park, but enduring a grueling task schedule.
BABY-BOSS, Xuan Qi, Crow and Goo, sat together in the office, seriously discussing the next work arrangement.
Cuckoo looked depressed. Along the way, he was scolded by the crow because of the small problem of procrastination.
Crow not only scolded him for this procrastination, but also began to turn over old scores. From being late for work, late for meetings, to late for going out and missing the high-speed train, he scolded him so much that he didn't dare to play the Cuckoo game. He was wronged like a little daughter-in-law.
But Cuckoo also has a temper, he silently wrote down this account, and decided to teach this particularly bad-mouthed partner an unforgettable lesson!
Xuan Qi stated the matter of the ghost king, and finally asked: "Recently, the amusement park is still in trial operation, and it will close at [-] pm. Although Yan Changsheng will stay for another day tomorrow, it is best to put the trial work today. Done. Do you have any ideas, crow?"
The crow has been secretly looking at the serious-looking BABY-BOSS lying in the stroller, and was called by the CEO unexpectedly, and immediately, like a scumbag who was called by the teacher in class, he said nonsense: "I transformed into an ordinary tourist and went up to find his autograph. "
Xuan Qi sneered: "Are you sure?"
Crow felt that his idea was good, so he said, "Sure."
Xuan Qi asked coldly: "Why do you think you can beat so many fanatical fans and squeeze into the front row of the autograph line?"
Crow: "Uh..."
Fuck, forgot that Yan Changsheng has more fans than him.
Cuckoo began to make revenge-type make-ups: "Your face may be squeezed out of shape because the crowd is too crowded. That will definitely scare the tourists and affect the praise of the amusement park."
Crow: "Fuck..."
Xuan Qi sighed: "Although I still have a backup candidate, and he is indeed in the amusement park, but if it's not impossible, I don't really want to deal with him - his mouth is too sweet."
Crow and Cuckoo couldn't help slandering: Is there a problem with a sweet mouth?It is not good?
BABY-BOSS was a little curious: "Is it someone from our company?"
Xuan Qi shook his head: "No. But because the ability is very interesting, I allow him to run his haunted house here."
Seeing that the topic was about to get far away, Gu Gu suddenly interjected: "Why don't you let the crow wear a doll suit and pretend to be a mascot to approach Yan Changsheng?"
Xuan Qi pondered for a while: "This idea is not bad."
crow:"???"
Half an hour later, the crow in a cat doll suit fell into a state of confusion.
He is a person who is good at shapeshifting, why would he put himself in such a stuffy, heavy, airless doll suit?Why does this job require him to be called back from Keyue City all the way?Can't others?
At this time, a "pigeon" wearing sunglasses and holding a SWITCH passed by, making a proud voice: "Coo coo!"
Hmph, pigeons also hold grudges!
I like things like dragging teammates down!
At this moment, the pigeon still doesn't know how much contribution it will make to eliminate the villains.
………………
In the afternoon, the sun began to set towards the west, and Yiqiu, who had spent a happy day in the amusement park, lay contentedly on the table in the rest area, lazily sucking on a straw.Yan Changsheng was also holding a glass of iced Coke, but his posture seemed to be that of an old cadre drinking tea.
Yiqiu looked like a cat basking in the sun, raised his eyelids and muttered, "Have you been out for more than an hour today?"
Yan Changsheng nodded, and sipped on an ice-cola.
delicious!Coke with ice is the greatest invention ever!
There was no such delicious thing in ancient times.
"Hey, you evildoer, when will you return our actor?" Yi Qiu joked.
The ghost king's eyes immediately became bitter: "You said you didn't favor me who lost my memory?"
Yi Qiu smiled: "Who made you behave better when you lost your memory? Tell me honestly, when will the seal be completely released?"
The ghost king sipped on the coke, and found that there were only ice cubes left in the paper cup, and he immediately looked unhappy.
"The seal will gradually be released over time, especially when we are with you." Yan Changsheng said.
Yi Qiu blinked: "What is the origin of this seal?"
Yan Changsheng calmly said: "You can go back and ask your baby, it will definitely know everything and say everything."
Yiqiu: "...Are you serious?"
Yan Changsheng snorted softly: "It must be very obedient, otherwise why do you like it so much?"
Yi Qiu understands in seconds, this guy is not only jealous of himself, but also jealous of cats!
What kind of ghost king is it called? Forget it if it is called the vinegar king!
The slander is the slander, Yiqiu dare not answer the words, otherwise the next sentence will be "Do you like me more or your cat?" It's just a proposition.
Hey, man, your name is naive, how old are you, and you still look like a child.Yi Qiu bit the straw and said in his heart.
After finishing the coke, Yan Changsheng was stunned for a moment, and when he opened his eyes again, the breath on his body had changed.
Yi Qiu looked at him with a smile: "Oh, you're back? Are you satisfied with the roller coaster experience just now?"
Film king version Yan Changsheng: ...Oops, the personality in Li has come out again.
Recalling the previous intimate scenes, Yan Changsheng felt acid water bubbling in his stomach.
Damn, has he been green again? !
The strong feeling of depression made Yan Changsheng feel low pressure all over his body. Yiqiu poked him with his fingers, and Yan Changsheng moved his chair and sat a little to the side.Yiqiu poked him again, and he moved a little to the side.
This time Yiqiu was excited, he felt like he was poking a slime.This poor slime has no attack power, and doesn't know how to resist. After being poked by the brave man, it has to squirm to the side, looking weak, helpless and pitiful.
Hey, if he didn't know that there was a big boss hidden in this guy's body, he would really think that Yan Changsheng was easy to bully.
But, in Yiqiu's eyes, no matter how terrifying the boss is, that's the way it is.
Yiqiu smiled, and coaxed him softly: "Don't be angry, although I have a good relationship with the other you, but I have a good relationship with you, too?"
Yan Changsheng: What kind of shameless speech is this?
Yiqiu: "Why don't you do this? How long have I kissed him, and I'll make it up to you later?"
Yan Changsheng: 0.0!
Yiqiu: "Don't you want it? Then forget it. Hey, it's a pity. Tonight we live in the Milky Way starry sky transparent roof suite. I also want to watch the stars and the moon with you and talk about life and ideals."
Yan Changsheng: 0_0! !
Yiqiu: "Or let me try to see if I can call out the other you, and I will live with him in the room you share, sleep on the bed you lie on, and then watch the stars and the moon together?"
Yan Changsheng: 0A0! ! !
The actor with a dark face made a protesting voice: "No!"
Yiqiu smiled sweetly: "Yeah, no, no. So let's have a good chat?"
Yan Changsheng took a sip of Coke, but unfortunately the cup was already empty, leaving only melted ice water, which had no taste at all. He took a sip sullenly, and replied, "Yes."
Not far away, a puppet mascot played by a staff member was walking towards them with difficulty against the scorching sun.
A few children circled around the mascot, but the mascot had a task to do. It neither played with the children nor took photos with the tourists. It walked towards Yan Changsheng in the rest area.
The mascot stood in front of the table where Yan Changsheng was.
Yi Qiu tilted his head, and met the mascot's eyes.
Yiqiu was suddenly excited: "This cat mascot is so cute!!!"
Yan Changsheng expressionless: "Well, cute."
Yiqiu handed the phone to Yan Changsheng: "Quickly help me take a photo with it! I want to send it to my baby!"
Yan Changsheng: "..."
He really likes his cat more, right?
The mascot seems to have something to say, but wearing a doll costume, he not only moves clumsily, but even his language function seems to be sealed-after all, as a mascot, talking casually is to scare children into tears-dedicated work The personnel chose to remain silent.
Yiqiu hugged the 1.9-meter-tall mascot, showing a bright smile.
Yan Changsheng took the picture expressionlessly, and thoughtfully placed Yiqiu in the center of the frame.
After taking the photo, Yiqiu took back his phone to confirm it, and fell into a strange silence.
In the camera, he looks short, with a big head and a dark face against the light. The weirdest thing is that he is standing in the center of the photo, while this important cat mascot is shielded from the screen, only half of it is exposed head and a fat hand.
What the hell kind of straight male photography is this? !
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Yan Changsheng: Hmph, the photos for cats, why do you want to take such good-looking photos?
The crow in the mascot: I am too difficult!
Look, this Yan Changsheng who came back from buying ice cream is holding a strawberry cone that looks sweet and greasy at first glance, don't be too happy to eat it!
Yiqiu, who was holding a vanilla cone, licked his own ice cream. He always felt that the taste was not very good. Could it be that the strawberry flavor is more delicious?
"Is it delicious?" Yiqiu asked.
"So-so." Ghost King replied coldly, as if the person who ate half of the ice cream in a few bites had nothing to do with him.
Yiqiu's expression suddenly became subtle. If translated into human words, it would be: I suspect that you are lying to me and I already have the evidence.
"What you say doesn't count." Yi Qiu said with a smile.
"?" Ghost King returned a puzzled look.
Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, Yi Qiu tilted his head, "Ah woo" and ate the strawberry ice cream wrapped in the cone in one gulp.In the end, he still had to smack his lips, pretending to have savored it seriously: "It's just so-so."
Yan Changsheng couldn't help laughing: "You stole my ice cream."
Yi Qiuli was blunt and strong: "Yes!"
Yan Changsheng said slowly: "I was caught on the spot."
Yi Qiu nodded: "That's right!"
Yan Changsheng asked honestly: "So you have to compensate me."
Yi Qiu smiled, "What if I don't pay?"
Yan Changsheng pondered for a while, and thought seriously for a long time: "Then I seem to have nothing to do with you, I can only let you owe it first."
Although he said so, Yan Changsheng's expression was not the same, which gave Yiqiu a bad premonition.
It seems that this guy will get his money back with interest when the time is right.
Out of this vigilance, Yiqiu ran to buy another strawberry-flavored ice cream cone and stuffed it for Yan Changsheng: "Here, I'd better compensate you, lest you turn around and settle accounts with me."
The ghost king is preparing to settle accounts with this ice cream at night. Yan Changsheng took the ice cream with a look of disappointment on his face: "...Oh."
The intuition alarm was cleared, and Yiqiu happily moved towards the next destination with his vanilla ice cream in his mouth in satisfaction.
The ghost king felt helpless for a while.
He was the one who teased first, and he was the one who ran away after teasing and never took responsibility. How should I describe this character?
The horoscope owes the day.
………………
A couple who had a relationship in a previous life but had not yet established a relationship in this life, and were crazily distributing dog food. They were enjoying a happy time in an amusement park; another pair hated work but would be called back by the leader to arrange urgent tasks when they were away on business trips. , also at the amusement park, but enduring a grueling task schedule.
BABY-BOSS, Xuan Qi, Crow and Goo, sat together in the office, seriously discussing the next work arrangement.
Cuckoo looked depressed. Along the way, he was scolded by the crow because of the small problem of procrastination.
Crow not only scolded him for this procrastination, but also began to turn over old scores. From being late for work, late for meetings, to late for going out and missing the high-speed train, he scolded him so much that he didn't dare to play the Cuckoo game. He was wronged like a little daughter-in-law.
But Cuckoo also has a temper, he silently wrote down this account, and decided to teach this particularly bad-mouthed partner an unforgettable lesson!
Xuan Qi stated the matter of the ghost king, and finally asked: "Recently, the amusement park is still in trial operation, and it will close at [-] pm. Although Yan Changsheng will stay for another day tomorrow, it is best to put the trial work today. Done. Do you have any ideas, crow?"
The crow has been secretly looking at the serious-looking BABY-BOSS lying in the stroller, and was called by the CEO unexpectedly, and immediately, like a scumbag who was called by the teacher in class, he said nonsense: "I transformed into an ordinary tourist and went up to find his autograph. "
Xuan Qi sneered: "Are you sure?"
Crow felt that his idea was good, so he said, "Sure."
Xuan Qi asked coldly: "Why do you think you can beat so many fanatical fans and squeeze into the front row of the autograph line?"
Crow: "Uh..."
Fuck, forgot that Yan Changsheng has more fans than him.
Cuckoo began to make revenge-type make-ups: "Your face may be squeezed out of shape because the crowd is too crowded. That will definitely scare the tourists and affect the praise of the amusement park."
Crow: "Fuck..."
Xuan Qi sighed: "Although I still have a backup candidate, and he is indeed in the amusement park, but if it's not impossible, I don't really want to deal with him - his mouth is too sweet."
Crow and Cuckoo couldn't help slandering: Is there a problem with a sweet mouth?It is not good?
BABY-BOSS was a little curious: "Is it someone from our company?"
Xuan Qi shook his head: "No. But because the ability is very interesting, I allow him to run his haunted house here."
Seeing that the topic was about to get far away, Gu Gu suddenly interjected: "Why don't you let the crow wear a doll suit and pretend to be a mascot to approach Yan Changsheng?"
Xuan Qi pondered for a while: "This idea is not bad."
crow:"???"
Half an hour later, the crow in a cat doll suit fell into a state of confusion.
He is a person who is good at shapeshifting, why would he put himself in such a stuffy, heavy, airless doll suit?Why does this job require him to be called back from Keyue City all the way?Can't others?
At this time, a "pigeon" wearing sunglasses and holding a SWITCH passed by, making a proud voice: "Coo coo!"
Hmph, pigeons also hold grudges!
I like things like dragging teammates down!
At this moment, the pigeon still doesn't know how much contribution it will make to eliminate the villains.
………………
In the afternoon, the sun began to set towards the west, and Yiqiu, who had spent a happy day in the amusement park, lay contentedly on the table in the rest area, lazily sucking on a straw.Yan Changsheng was also holding a glass of iced Coke, but his posture seemed to be that of an old cadre drinking tea.
Yiqiu looked like a cat basking in the sun, raised his eyelids and muttered, "Have you been out for more than an hour today?"
Yan Changsheng nodded, and sipped on an ice-cola.
delicious!Coke with ice is the greatest invention ever!
There was no such delicious thing in ancient times.
"Hey, you evildoer, when will you return our actor?" Yi Qiu joked.
The ghost king's eyes immediately became bitter: "You said you didn't favor me who lost my memory?"
Yi Qiu smiled: "Who made you behave better when you lost your memory? Tell me honestly, when will the seal be completely released?"
The ghost king sipped on the coke, and found that there were only ice cubes left in the paper cup, and he immediately looked unhappy.
"The seal will gradually be released over time, especially when we are with you." Yan Changsheng said.
Yi Qiu blinked: "What is the origin of this seal?"
Yan Changsheng calmly said: "You can go back and ask your baby, it will definitely know everything and say everything."
Yiqiu: "...Are you serious?"
Yan Changsheng snorted softly: "It must be very obedient, otherwise why do you like it so much?"
Yi Qiu understands in seconds, this guy is not only jealous of himself, but also jealous of cats!
What kind of ghost king is it called? Forget it if it is called the vinegar king!
The slander is the slander, Yiqiu dare not answer the words, otherwise the next sentence will be "Do you like me more or your cat?" It's just a proposition.
Hey, man, your name is naive, how old are you, and you still look like a child.Yi Qiu bit the straw and said in his heart.
After finishing the coke, Yan Changsheng was stunned for a moment, and when he opened his eyes again, the breath on his body had changed.
Yi Qiu looked at him with a smile: "Oh, you're back? Are you satisfied with the roller coaster experience just now?"
Film king version Yan Changsheng: ...Oops, the personality in Li has come out again.
Recalling the previous intimate scenes, Yan Changsheng felt acid water bubbling in his stomach.
Damn, has he been green again? !
The strong feeling of depression made Yan Changsheng feel low pressure all over his body. Yiqiu poked him with his fingers, and Yan Changsheng moved his chair and sat a little to the side.Yiqiu poked him again, and he moved a little to the side.
This time Yiqiu was excited, he felt like he was poking a slime.This poor slime has no attack power, and doesn't know how to resist. After being poked by the brave man, it has to squirm to the side, looking weak, helpless and pitiful.
Hey, if he didn't know that there was a big boss hidden in this guy's body, he would really think that Yan Changsheng was easy to bully.
But, in Yiqiu's eyes, no matter how terrifying the boss is, that's the way it is.
Yiqiu smiled, and coaxed him softly: "Don't be angry, although I have a good relationship with the other you, but I have a good relationship with you, too?"
Yan Changsheng: What kind of shameless speech is this?
Yiqiu: "Why don't you do this? How long have I kissed him, and I'll make it up to you later?"
Yan Changsheng: 0.0!
Yiqiu: "Don't you want it? Then forget it. Hey, it's a pity. Tonight we live in the Milky Way starry sky transparent roof suite. I also want to watch the stars and the moon with you and talk about life and ideals."
Yan Changsheng: 0_0! !
Yiqiu: "Or let me try to see if I can call out the other you, and I will live with him in the room you share, sleep on the bed you lie on, and then watch the stars and the moon together?"
Yan Changsheng: 0A0! ! !
The actor with a dark face made a protesting voice: "No!"
Yiqiu smiled sweetly: "Yeah, no, no. So let's have a good chat?"
Yan Changsheng took a sip of Coke, but unfortunately the cup was already empty, leaving only melted ice water, which had no taste at all. He took a sip sullenly, and replied, "Yes."
Not far away, a puppet mascot played by a staff member was walking towards them with difficulty against the scorching sun.
A few children circled around the mascot, but the mascot had a task to do. It neither played with the children nor took photos with the tourists. It walked towards Yan Changsheng in the rest area.
The mascot stood in front of the table where Yan Changsheng was.
Yi Qiu tilted his head, and met the mascot's eyes.
Yiqiu was suddenly excited: "This cat mascot is so cute!!!"
Yan Changsheng expressionless: "Well, cute."
Yiqiu handed the phone to Yan Changsheng: "Quickly help me take a photo with it! I want to send it to my baby!"
Yan Changsheng: "..."
He really likes his cat more, right?
The mascot seems to have something to say, but wearing a doll costume, he not only moves clumsily, but even his language function seems to be sealed-after all, as a mascot, talking casually is to scare children into tears-dedicated work The personnel chose to remain silent.
Yiqiu hugged the 1.9-meter-tall mascot, showing a bright smile.
Yan Changsheng took the picture expressionlessly, and thoughtfully placed Yiqiu in the center of the frame.
After taking the photo, Yiqiu took back his phone to confirm it, and fell into a strange silence.
In the camera, he looks short, with a big head and a dark face against the light. The weirdest thing is that he is standing in the center of the photo, while this important cat mascot is shielded from the screen, only half of it is exposed head and a fat hand.
What the hell kind of straight male photography is this? !
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Yan Changsheng: Hmph, the photos for cats, why do you want to take such good-looking photos?
The crow in the mascot: I am too difficult!
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