Beat the monster and send it to debut!

Queyue High Speed ​​Rail Station.

"This is Queyue Market, and it's my first time here." Goo Goo said, took out his phone and took a photo.

Before pressing the camera button, the mobile phone was snatched away by the crow, the companion next to him, and confiscated on the spot.

Cuckoo froze for a moment: "What are you doing?"

"You want to dawdle again! Hurry up and queue up to take a taxi! I know what's the use of having you as a partner!" Crow said angrily.

Shrinking his neck when he was roaring, "Didn't I be late for the high-speed train..."

For him, this is routine operation!

Crow rolled his eyes angrily: "Are you late for a while? You were late for two hours! Fortunately, there are still seats for the rebooking, otherwise, would you still want to come to Queyue Market?"

"It's not two hours, it's one hour, five and 10 minutes." Gu Gu said weakly.

The crow was furious: "That's because I saw something bad at the high-speed rail station, went back to the parking lot and drove to your house, kicked open the door of your house, dragged you out of the bed, and helped you tidy up. Luggage! Otherwise you will definitely be four hours late!"

He is a big star, but he did this for a coworker with procrastination!

"Don't be angry, your face is crooked." Gu Gu reminded.

Crow was so frightened that he quickly took out the mirror and looked at his facial features—for this business trip, he, who possesses the ability to transform, got someone else’s ID card and changed his appearance, out of aesthetic requirements He also picked a good-looking face, which looked like a handsome young man.The only problem is that just now he was so angry that his mouth was crooked, as if he had just had a stroke and was paralyzed, so he almost drooled.

The crow corrected his crooked mouth, and said angrily: "It's really bad luck for eight lifetimes to partner with you!"

Cuckoo accepted the criticism of his colleagues calmly, and did not defend himself, and was not angry when his mobile phone was taken away. He took out the SWITCH in his bag and said to the crow: "Okay, okay, this is the end, you can't do anything. You Lead the way, I will turn on the automatic follow function of the human body and follow behind you."

"Hmph, I've temporarily confiscated your mobile phone! Follow me, don't lose it!" Crow snorted, pinched his nose, and strode towards the taxi.

5 minutes later.

The crow wearing a scarf suddenly saw his arch-nemesis Yan Changsheng in the trending search, and once again became angry: "What the hell, 'Yan Changsheng's refrigerator', this can also be on the trending search? Shameless !"

Going in at one o'clock, it was Director Jiang who broke the news on the show that Yan Changsheng's refrigerator was full of junk food such as Feizhai Happy Water. Fans shouted, "I have the same style as the male god."

"It's too much, Gugu, look at it!" Crow turned to complain to his colleagues angrily, but there was no one behind him.

Cuckoo is gone!

Crow fell into a long silence.

It's "shame" again.

Hey, why did he say again?

Crow hurriedly called Gu Gu, but as soon as he dialed the number, he found that Gu Gu's cell phone had been confiscated by him.The crow became impatient.I couldn't wait any longer, so I went to the radio room to ask for help, but when asked "What's your colleague's name", Crow fell into a long silence again.

What the hell is Goo Goo called?

Totally forgot.

Walking out of the broadcasting room in a daze, Crow suddenly sensed that the atmosphere was not right.

A few pedestrians passing by him suddenly stopped and looked back at him with stiff smiles on their faces. Men, women and children said in unison, "Oh, I found it. So you are here."

This neat and weird scene was like a scene in a horror movie. The crow shivered and said angrily, "Let go of these people!"

One of the women with exquisite makeup laughed strangely, and said in a cooing tone: "Yeah, I got it. You stay here and don't move around. I'll buy you two bottles of water and come over right away."

As soon as the voice fell, the woman suddenly came back to her senses, and the people around her also suddenly came back to their senses. They were dazed for a few seconds, some touched their heads, some touched their bags, and some touched their phones , and several people muttered how they got here, and then continued what they were doing just now.

Not long after, Gugu trotted over with two bottles of water in his hand: "I finally found you!"

With a gloomy face, the crow took the person aside and warned: "I told you, don't abuse your personal ability outside, if the camera notices it, we will be in big trouble!"

Gu Gu nodded obediently: "Oh, I see, I won't do it next time."

The crow looked at him suspiciously, doubting his assurances.

Cuckoo has a special ability, which is different from the dark glasses man's exorcism. His ability is to infect living people with various strange fungi, so that the living people are controlled by him to become puppets.Even, when he lifted the infection control, these people will not remember what they did, which can be described as a super scary and strange technique.

Just now he infected a group of passers-by and used them to find crows.

After finding the crow, Cuckoo continued to play SWITCH again, killing opponents like chopping melons and vegetables in the game, and proudly showed off to the crow: "I got an SSS evaluation for this level again. It’s not as difficult as it says in the strategy, as long as you kill quickly and many times! Hey, if only the task in reality was this simple.”

The crow couldn't help but "click" in his heart.

His partner, because he has lived a life isolated from normal humans for a long time, is sometimes particularly scary.

………………

After bidding farewell to the baby who guarded the house alone, and contracted the excrement shoveling work to Lin Jincheng, a salesman who lives nearby, Yi Qiu happily embarked on the road of "traveling" across the country.

Although we have to go to the premiere and road show, but because Yan Changsheng only played a cameo role in the movie, he has no plans to go to all major cities in the country. The road show in the city, so the itinerary is relatively easy.

After the premiere in Shanghai, Yan Changsheng has three days to rest. He will shoot an advertisement and a magazine cover in Shanghai, and then go to the next stop.

At Queyue City Airport, Yiqiu, who noticed that the cabin was business class D after receiving the air ticket, murmured, "It turned out to be business class."

As a small assistant with a monthly salary of 5000, Yiqiu was a little surprised. He thought that all assistants flew economy class.

Yan Changsheng, who was wearing a hat, sunglasses and a mask, hesitated for a moment, and explained: "Let's just settle down, this model doesn't have a first-class cabin."

Yiqiu was stunned for a moment before he realized: "Actually, I meant surprise, not disgust."

The tightly wrapped Yan Changsheng still stubbornly interpreted a capitalized question mark with his body language.

Lu Jie realized that there was a problem with the communication between the two, and quickly explained: "I think what Master Yi meant was that the assistant even arranged business class."

Yiqiu blinked: "After all, I'm just an assistant with a monthly income of [-]~"

"Teacher Yan has always been like this. If the organizer only gives him a first-class cabin in the itinerary, he will pay to upgrade his assistant." Changsheng's assistant finally broke free from the sea of ​​suffering in the economy class, and he didn't want to resign even for this benefit!

Yan Changsheng always felt that Yiqiu was implying that he should raise his salary.

"You only worked for a week last month, and you only came for half a day each time. I won't give you a raise." Yan Changsheng said coldly.

"Well, you have the final say." Yi Qiu said indifferently.

Yan Changsheng looked at his indifference, and his mood was a bit complicated. Lu Jie wanted to bite the handkerchief even more. He was also an assistant. Not bad at all.

So why on earth did he come to be an assistant? Sure enough, he came to chase stars!

Yiqiu was totally unaware of his colleague's resentment, so he sent a message to Xia Yuqin on his own: "What is our company's standard for business trips?"

Xia Yuqin quickly replied: "It is divided into three categories: living, non-human and dead."

Yiqiu:? ? ?

Xia Yuqin: "Living people are reimbursed according to second-class high-speed rail seats and economy class airplanes; non-human beings such as Hu Junjun give cash directly, and he will pick it up and ride a battery car; dead people don't give it, and float over by themselves."

Yiqiu: ...

It turned out that he opened a black-hearted company!I have a guilty conscience.

In other words, aren't they going to organize a group to come to Beijing to attend the premiere this time to take a bite of Yan Changsheng, who is new to business?Could it be floating over...

Yiqiu imagined this scene and felt drunk.

Let Xia Yuqin worry about these things, Yi Qiu thought irresponsibly.

………………

After getting on the plane and waiting for the boarding to end, Yi Qiubai browsed the webpage for a while bored. There was really nothing interesting, so he observed what Yan Changsheng next to him was doing.

Yan Changsheng, who was tightly wrapped, was sitting on the window seat, wearing headphones and playing the game of Glory of Kings wholeheartedly.

Yi Qiu moved over to watch and saw Yan Changsheng GG as soon as he poked his head.

Yiqiu: "Is it such a dish?"

Yan Changsheng: "You do what you want!"

With that said, he stuffed the phone into his hand.

Yiqiu picked it up curiously: "I played once but only played for a few minutes. I'm not very good at it. You can teach me."

Yan Changsheng: "Okay, I'll teach you!"

Listening to the tone, there is still a little excitement.

Lu Jie's heart "thumped", and suddenly he had an ominous premonition.

Sure enough, a person who can't play well by himself wants to teach someone who has never played how to play games, and the result can only be: two rookies are rising like a pair of twin stars.

Yiqiu: "How to release skills."

Yan Changsheng: "Just let it go."

Yiqiu: "Why can't I aim correctly?"

Yan Changsheng: "Because you cook."

Yiqiu: "Then why can't you aim correctly?"

Yan Changsheng: "Bad luck."

Yiqiu: "Then why are you always aiming wrong?"

Yan Changsheng: "Because this game is aimed at me!"

Yiqiu: "Hehe, quickly admit that it's your fault... Oh, I'm going, I'm dead!"

Yan Changsheng: "It's all said to be your dish... Uh, I'm dead too."

Lu Jie laughed out loud with a "puchi".

The two people who had nothing to love in life both put down their mobile phones and complained in a low voice. Neither of them admitted that they were rookies, and the fault was all the other's fault.

It wasn't until the stewardess came to ask about their meal and secretly asked for an autograph that the two stopped their behavior.

After ordering the meal, the phone was switched to airplane mode, and Yiqiu returned to the topic just now: "So we always die quickly and are beaten by the opponent. What's the problem?"

Yan Changsheng pondered for a while: "The game company's problem. This rubbish game will not become stronger even if you charge money."

Yiqiu: "So that's it! How can there be a game where you can't become stronger even if you charge money! This is too much!"

So the two elementary school chickens finally stopped hurting each other, but started to criticize the game company.

Lu Jie at the side suddenly felt that when Yan Changsheng and Yi Qiu got together, the style of painting would really be different.

Forget it, as long as they are happy.

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Elementary school chicken painting style.