Beat the monster and send it to debut!

For Yan Changsheng, the night of the Ghost Festival was absurd and bizarre.

First, his magic stick assistant came to his house to have a "date" with him, and then he temporarily took over a mysterious job and left him to run away. Then he had a strange dream, and then he woke up to find that he was being kidnapped. Kidnapped by a crazy sasaeng fan!

If the above-mentioned deeds can still be explained by science, the next thing becomes wrong.

Although he was nervous at the time, Yan Changsheng was convinced that he saw several translucent strange creatures in the warehouse. Using the nouns he had watched on TV since he was a child, these things should be called ghosts.

Well, if he said "Damn" because he was too nervous and hypnotized by a lunatic's illegitimate meal, then the next thing was even more wrong. He vaguely felt himself moving, and the surrounding scenes were like a scene Supernatural and fantasy movies - the huge gate of Yin and Yang, the burning river Styx, and the ghosts and wraiths floating on the river and burned by flames.

In this gloomy and absurd world, he hugged Yiqiu, held hands with him, and even kissed him.

At that moment, he had never felt the complex emotions that filled his heart.

A similar thing happened in the crew last time, but he had no memory at that time, but this time it was different.He "saw" it, felt it, and knew what he had done.

All the way home from the abandoned pier, Yan Changsheng, who sat on the sofa and meditated for half an hour, came to a conclusion.

He raised his head and said to Yiqiu who was sitting across from him playing on his mobile phone: "So, I have a dual personality?"

"Huh?" Yi Qiu, who was sending messages to Lan Daoren and Lu Yunfei, looked bewildered.

"That woman should have given me some kind of spiritual suggestion. I saw a lot of ghost-like hallucinations in a highly tense situation, which prompted my second personality to appear. My second personality may also have some kind of paranoia and Hallucinations?" Yan Changsheng looked serious, and even began to think about when to find a reliable psychological counselor for consultation.

Yi Qiu looked at him with complicated emotions: "I don't think you have any problems in this area."

"Why is that?" Yan Changsheng asked.

"Because there are ghosts in this world, and you are still a ghost king." Yi Qiu said calmly.

Yan Changsheng: "..."

Yan Changsheng's materialist world view has been broken by 10%.

Looking at Yan Changsheng who was full of bewilderment, Yiqiu couldn't help feeling sympathetic, and comforted the handsome guy: "Okay, don't think about it, it's almost dawn. Now hurry up and go to sleep, sleep soundly." Filled, and then you find out..."

Yan Changsheng asked curiously: "You found out that I was just having a nightmare?"

Yi Qiu teased with a smile: "I found out that there are really ghosts in this world."

Yan Changsheng: "..."

Yan Changsheng, who was ordered by Yiqiu to go to sleep, was lying on the quilt sadly, doubting his life on the verge of breaking his three views.JPG.

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Yiqiu stayed up all night. After taking Yan Changsheng home and "coaxing" him to sleep, he took a taxi to the office of the "Environmental Sanitation Office" before the cleaning staff arrived.

"Morning." Yi Qiu said leisurely with a sandwich bought in a 24-hour convenience store in his mouth.

"It's too early." The lazy Taoist, who had a sore back after a busy night, slumped on the uncomfortable office sofa, not even bothering to lift his head.

"Tell me something, I have to go to class." Lu Yunfei who also stayed up all night and got two dark circles said coldly.

Too many things happened on the night of the Ghost Festival, and the three of them were very busy.

The source of everything comes from the collector. She has been arrested and brought to justice. After Yiqiu sent Yan Changsheng home, the lazy Taoist took over the severely burned suspect and sent him to the hospital for emergency treatment. He was ready to be handed over for trial. Sending her to the special prison of the Seventh Hospital finally allowed her to reunite with her old partner, the man in sunglasses.

Yiqiu was quite damaged, and before she left, she even took a picture of the collector who was beyond recognition, which made her scream so much that she screamed with her throat burned by the fire, making Yan Changsheng next to her Confused, he wanted to hit 120.

"Today we will mainly discuss about the gate of Yin and Yang." The lazy Taoist finally calmed down, sat up from the sofa, took out a grilled fish and gnawed slowly, "Since there are historical records, there has been no I have opened the gate of Yin-Yang. After all, this thing is different from the Yin-Yang passage, it does not appear casually, usually only after a large-scale natural disaster or battle, a large number of ghosts gather in a certain place, it is possible to appear... The specific information is yourselves Let's go to the book, in short, what happened last night was very unusual."

Yi Qiu took two bites of the sandwich, and finally felt a little warmth in his empty stomach: "Let me take care of what happened last night."

"First of all, the collector is from a mysterious and evil organization. Her motive for doing something this time should be to save the man in sunglasses, so she chose to start with Yan Changsheng..." Yi Qiu said, feeling that something was wrong.

"Your logic is too jumpy." Lu Yunfei, who was sent to Tsinghua University, said coldly.

Yiqiu touched his chin: "It seems to be oh, there is no way, geniuses are more jumpy in thinking."

Now even the lazy Taoist looked at him coldly.

"Actually, I can probably guess the reason why the collector kidnapped Yan Changsheng." Lazy Taoist said.

"Oh?" Yi Qiu tilted his head, feeling a little nervous: he was not sure how much Lazy Daoist knew about Yan Changsheng's physique, and whether Yan Changsheng's ghost king physique would make the "cleaner" think negatively of him. view.

"I guessed it too." Lu Yunfei said solemnly.

Yi Qiu was really nervous now: "Guess what?"

Lu Yunfei & Lazy Taoist: "Because she is a real fan."

Yiqiu:? ? ?

"When chasing stars, some fans will become irrational, have mental problems, and try to kidnap idols." Lu Yunfei said solemnly, "This is an extreme illegitimate meal."

The lazy Taoist nodded again and again: "Extremely, extremely."

Yiqiu: ...

I always feel that his colleagues have very strange brain circuits.

When it was seven o'clock in the morning, Lu Yunfei packed up his things and went to school, leaving only Lan Daoren and Yiqiu in the office.

The lazy Taoist finally finished eating his precious grilled fish, threw the bamboo stick into the trash bag, and said calmly, "Finally, this little brat was fooled."

Yi Qiu was stunned for a moment.

"Yan Changsheng is the reincarnation of the ghost king. The less people know about it, the better." Lazy Taoist changed his casual attitude and said solemnly to Yiqiu.

"How do you know?" Yiqiu asked.

"After all, I am an elder. Time and experience have given me excellent insights. I can't compare with Lu Yunfei, a young man like me." Lazy Daoist said with a smile.

Yiqiu looked at the lazy Taoist up and down: a baby face that looked fresh and tender, a wrinkled Taoist robe with suspicious stains on it, and a pair of AJ shoes that I don't know if they are pirated.

"Anyway, I'll help you fool around with this matter, and you should be careful. Yan Changsheng's seal is loose, and his power is gradually leaking out. Sooner or later, he will attract the attention of more monsters and monsters. You have to keep an eye on them." The lazy Taoist said.

"How much do you know about his seal?" Yi Qiu asked.

"Not much. The things about him were handed down secretly by my teacher, and the words are vague. Our Taoist school is such a supercilious way, and you don't know." The lazy Taoist shook his head and said unscrupulously. Hacked his own division.

Yi Qiu was speechless.

Saying goodbye to the lazy Taoist, Yiqiu returned home full of thoughts, and was going to talk to his baby, see if he could get some information out of this stupid little kitten, and then catch up on a comfortable sleep.

As soon as the door was opened, there was a black cat watching TV and playing IPAD games on the sofa.

Yi Qiu made a shooting motion: "Don't move! You have been caught on the spot for watching TV and playing with IPAD!"

The black cat was stunned for a moment, and Meow protested: "Why don't I be allowed to watch TV! Why can't I play on the iPad!"

Yiqiu picked up the black cat and kissed it: "Oh, just kidding. My baby is so cute, I can forgive you for playing with the iPad in the bathroom!"

The black cat put its paw on his mouth: "I don't have such perverted hobbies as humans!"

Yiqiu hugged the cat and sat down, took out a comb to brush the black cat's fur, and served the baby so comfortably that he collapsed into a cat cake.

"Baby, I had an exciting time last night." Yi Qiu started the conversation.

The black cat glanced at him lazily and ignored him.

Yiqiu wasn't angry either. A cat, that's the virtue. It's good to be willing to listen to people. Do you expect it to wear cross talk costumes to be a fan?

Respect the cat's nature, don't raise it if you are upset!

"I've completed the mission you gave me. The collector has been arrested, so can you send me the mission reward?" Yiqiu asked with a pitiful look, like a little daughter-in-law.

"Okay, you can make do with it." The black cat reluctantly agreed.

Yiqiu smiled all over his face: "Also, I have learned to draw symbols by myself."

Black cat: "Meow meow?"

Yiqiu stretched out his right index finger, flicked it lightly in the air a few times, and a golden talisman landed on him: "I don't need paper or cinnabar ink, I can draw with bare hands, isn't it amazing?"

The black cat was stunned for a long while, then suddenly started whimpering, which startled Yiqiu.

"You can draw talismans now, you don't need to exchange things with me anymore, hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L l L L L L U t Will not cook for me, kick me out of the house, leave me to fend for myself... sad."

Yiqiu was terrified, and quickly hugged the black cat to comfort him: "What are you talking about! How could I drive away such a cute kitten like you? It was as if I took you home because you were a system Big mistake, I did this because I saw you are cute!"

Black Cat: I don't feel comforted, thank you.

Yi Qiu said righteously: "You are still so cute now, and your roundness has intensified your cuteness. I can't stop sucking cats! How can I be willing to drive you away? Am I that kind of scumbag! I only You! No other cats!"

The black cat looked at him quietly: "I found you searching for cat+cute on your mobile phone several times, and then stared straight at you."

Yi Qiu felt guilty: "I'll just take a look..."

The black cat let out a cold laugh: "You came home last night, and there was an orange cat hair on your trouser leg."

Yiqiu felt more and more guilty: "Last night, I saw an orange cat by the side of the road. It was so pitiful. I fed a can of food, and touched it by the way, just a handful!"

Even the eyes of the black cat turned cold: "Use the canned food I bought?"

Yiqiu: "..."

The black cat pushed the IPAD in front of Yiqiu with its meaty claws: "You have to buy a box of canned food to make up for my broken heart now."

Without further ado, Yiqiu logged in to his account and bought it. He also bought freeze-dried chicken in various flavors.

The black cat's mood gradually stabilized: "For your sincerity's sake, I will forgive you this time."

Yi Qiu nodded frantically, and heaved a long sigh of relief.

When he was lying on the bed, Yiqiu came to his senses: this set was sold miserably first, then he seized the clues in the words to question and ask questions, took advantage of the victory and pursued the attack, a set of combos was beaten, and the beating was completely broken. How come you are so familiar with the routine of ceding land and paying compensation?

There is a general feeling of arguing with a girlfriend.

What TV shows have you watched recently, baby?

Yiqiu couldn't help but fell into deep thought in bed.

But still so cute.

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So what did the black cat see? (Contemplating)