Beat the monster and send it to debut!

"You fell into my hands again, kid." Beside the grove, Yi Qiu smiled triumphantly, approaching the man in sunglasses with heavy garden shears in his hand, with a malicious look on his face.

The man in the sunglasses held his bleeding head and yelled, "Dad, please forgive me, Dad, you can't beat your son like this, I'm only eight years old!"

Yiqiu will not be defeated by his shameless "calling father" attack a second time!

"It's useless for you to call me grandpa now. If I want to beat you, I will beat you. I will send you to see Hades today!" Yiqiu said, happily starting the second battle to beat the villain in sunglasses.

The man in the sunglasses was hit just now, but he has not lost control over Chen Xiaoyu. He hangs Chen Xiaoyu like a shield in front of him: "Dad, look who this is! It's your future son." Daughter-in-law! You can hit me, but don't hit her!"

Chen Xiaoyu screamed in cooperation; "Master Yi, please spare me, I am innocent! Hey hey, don't hit me, it's okay to hit him, hit him hard!"

Yi Qiu squinted at her, and the gardening scissors in his hand clicked and cut a few times in the void, and the puppet wires were disconnected. Chen Xiaoyu immediately threw himself on the ground, and touched his hand in surprise: "I You can move!"

"Go away, tell those two guys who are standing around to go away together, I don't have time to take care of you for the time being." Yi Qiu said.

Chen Xiaoyu ran away without looking back, and dragged Hu Junjun and Jin Boxi away together.

Yiqiu looked around with satisfaction, and there was only a comatose collector left in the enchantment, a rookie with dark glasses, and him with explosive combat prowess.

perfect!

Yiqiu held up the gardening shears and looked at the man in the sunglasses with a smile: "I played a rhythmic PK game with your partner just now, although she was too good at hand-to-hand combat, and I abused her unilaterally, which was a bit unsatisfying. But you are very resistant to beating, which I really appreciate, are you ready?"

Sunglasses' heart was ashamed: "I will never be ready for such a thing as being beaten."

Yiqiu continued to smile: "Anyway, it's the same whether you're ready or not, let's start now!"

So a brutal battle began.

"boom--!"

"Ow, ooh—!"

"Why are you running! If you run again, you will still be beaten!"

"If you don't run away, I will be beaten more!"

"Hey, you ran in the wrong direction, you are going out of the barrier!"

"Hahahaha, I just want to go out and let the square dancing aunts judge us!"

Yiqiu was startled, he didn't expect such an operation.

At this time, the man in sunglasses who was running wildly for his life had already run out of the range of the enchantment. Outside was a group of square dancing aunts, wearing bluetooth earphones, dancing in silence, looking weird.

The man in the sunglasses screamed earth-shatteringly: "Auntie, help me! My father is going to kill me——!!!"

This sound was so majestic that even the old aunts who were immersed in the music with Bluetooth headsets couldn't help but take off their headsets and look at the man in sunglasses.

Yiqiu immediately threw the gardening shears into the bushes, lest the weapon be scary and cause him to tear up and ignore it.

This round of battle is no longer a melee battle, but a language battle!The test is on-the-spot adaptability and acting skills!

Yi Qiu took a deep breath and made some mental preparations.

"Auntie! Help! Help me! Didn't I just make him angry, my dad is going to beat me to death! I'm so wronged, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." I just made him angry. Weeping hoarsely.

——The man in sunglasses made a move: [The villain first sues. 】

The aunts looked at Yiqiu with condemning eyes.

Yi Qiu coughed twice: "Housework, housework."

——Yiqiu made a move: [This is a housework! 】

The leading square dancer stood up and said seriously: "You can't use violence in housework. Look at how you beat the child! His head is bleeding!"

——Yi Qiu [This is a chore! ] The move failed.

Yiqiu looked at the man in sunglasses with murderous eyes.

The man in the sunglasses huddled into a ball, hiding in the protection of his aunts, weak and helpless and pitiful, but very proud: Unexpectedly, Yiqiu, I still have this trick!The man in sunglasses thought proudly.

The leading aunt continued: "If this is a fool, you still have to support him for the rest of his life?!"

The other aunt looked at the man in the sunglasses, then at Yiqiu, and asked strangely, "Why does your son look so old? How old were you when you gave birth to him?"

Yiqiu: "I...I didn't..."

The man in the sunglasses howled: "Auntie, you don't know that I am his stepson! Not his own!"

——The man in sunglasses made a move: [I'm not my own].

"It's not my own..." The eyes of the aunts immediately changed. It's not just a housework, it may be suspected of domestic violence by the stepfather!

Reorganizing a family is a lot of trouble. You must not let your daughter marry into this kind of family!Such bullet screens floated across the hearts of the aunts.

Can't let the man in sunglasses take the rhythm anymore!Yi Qiu thought angrily, he must turn the tide!Prevent yourself from being victimized!

——Yiqiu decided to make a big move: [Persecution by Feng Critic].

"Aunts, you don't know, this child is actually... Hey, he just came out of the Seventh Courtyard." Yiqiu's face suddenly changed, and he said sadly, "When he was in junior high school, his mother married and brought him , I didn't say anything, anyway, I don't have a child, so I raised it as my own. It's just that she was unlucky, and she left soon. Who knows, this child eloped with a man in junior high school!"

The aunts were shocked: "Elope with a man!"

——Yiqiu's move [Wind Critic Persecution] has an excellent effect.

Yiqiu continued: "Yes, I eloped with a man in his 40s! That man is not a good guy, he turned his head and abandoned my son, and even infected my son with AIDS!"

——Yiqiu's additional move: [He is sick].

The aunts panicked: "AIDS?!"

The man in sunglasses, who was surrounded and protected by his aunts, suddenly found that the aunts were all moving away from him.

——Yiqiu's move: [He is sick], the effect is excellent.

"Don't listen to his nonsense! He is nonsense!" Sunglasses jumped up angrily.

——The man in the sunglasses made a move: [He was talking nonsense], the effect was not good.

"Shut up! You son of a bitch! If I hadn't raised you, you would have died!" Yi Qiu said in a trembling voice, almost crying.

"It's not easy for you..." the leading aunt murmured.

Yiqiu rubbed his eyes with his hands hard, and he rubbed his eyes red: "I finally got him back, but he went crazy! Every day he went crazy to find that man, and when he got excited, he smashed things to pieces. Now I can’t find a good bowl at home! The doctor said that he is mentally ill now, and after a few courses of treatment, he went to the Seventh Hospital for recuperation. As a result, he always sneaked out. I wanted to send him back, and he beat me , I had no choice but to fight him!"

——Yiqiu made a combo: [He is a lunatic], the effect is excellent!

When the aunts heard the bitter life of the young and beautiful "old father", they couldn't help but feel pity: "You are also to blame, it is not easy, it is not easy."

"You are talking nonsense, you are slandering me! Don't listen to his nonsense! He is a liar!" The man in the sunglasses, whose reputation was ruined, was so angry that he jumped three feet high, regardless of the difference in force value, he rushed forward and wanted to beat Yiqiu .

——The man in sunglasses hit three moves in a row, triggering the [Lost Wisdom] Debuff.

The aunts couldn't care less about the fear of AIDS, and hurriedly pulled him back: "Don't beat your father, it's not easy for your father! Go back to the Seventh Hospital to recuperate!"

Man in sunglasses: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Yiqiu was terrified: "Look, he is really crazy, this violent tendency is unacceptable!"

The aunts sang in unison: "Hey, what a poor kid, it's not easy!"

Because the commotion was too loud, people from the neighborhood committee and security guards rushed over. A group of people dragged the man in sunglasses to the community office and pressed him on a chair, and even called the police.

The room was full of people, Yiqiu was drinking tea, chatting with his aunts, and looked back at the man in sunglasses who was tied to the chair by Wuhua Da, showing a triumphant smile.

—You kid wants to fight with me, 1 years too early.I'm Yan Changsheng's assistant, how could I lose in the acting competition?

The man in the sunglasses has no expression on his face, he really wants to die on the spot and return to his body.

But in public, if he does this and gets on the social news later, he will be discovered by the boss immediately, and he will be miserable, miserable, miserable.

He is doomed to stay here, being watched by his aunts like magical animals.

Ten minutes later, the police arrived, and the man in the sunglasses was carried into a police car and sent to the Public Security Bureau in ditches.

Ji is a villain who knows a lot of truths and is proficient in all kinds of show operations, but still has a hard time living his life—the man in sunglasses.

………………

Yiqiu looked at him with a smile on his face in the car, and Lan Daoren and Lu Yunfei also came to watch him together.

The man in the sunglasses was surrounded by three "cleaners", with a confused look on his face: "What are you looking at me for?"

Yiqiu said, "Now you have a good news and a bad news, which news do you want to hear first?"

The man in sunglasses thought for a while: "Let's hear the good news first and be happy."

Yiqiu: "Your partner is called Collector, right? She ran away while we were performing our acting skills."

The man in the sunglasses laughed wildly: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Yiqiu sneered: "Don't forget there is another bad news."

Man in sunglasses: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!"

Yi Qiu quickly pasted a talisman on him, and said with a smile: "This is called the spirit body confinement talisman, now your spirit body transfer technique is useless, don't even think about running back to the main body, just squat down obediently." Prison!"

Sunglasses man:! ! !

"Damn!" The man in the sunglasses turned pale with shock, "This fucking... how could there be such an operation!"

Yiqiu said calmly: "That's the kind of operation. Do you think that after you ran away last time, I would not take precautions? Hmph, that's too naive. To defeat the villain, you must make the villain more insidious and cunning!"

The man in sunglasses gritted his teeth: "What do you want?"

Yiqiu turned his head and asked, "You two, can he be sentenced in this situation?"

With a cold face, Lu Yunfei looked at the man in the sunglasses with distaste: "Yes, but if you are sentenced, you will be sent to a special prison."

Yiqiu nodded: "Let's do it. Brother, I've invited you for this prison meal, so don't thank me too much."

There is nothing to love about sunglasses in life.

——Collector, come and save me!

——Also, don’t let the boss know!

——I was arrested just to save you!

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In front of Yiqiu, the villain can't always show off.

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PS, tomorrow I will write the chapter that Xuexue thinks is the funniest so far, excited!