Beat the monster and send it to debut!

The fan meeting of the new Internet celebrity Miss Yushui is in full swing, and the whole process will be broadcast live.

On the circular roof on the second floor of Huanmao Shopping Mall, there stood a strange man wearing sunglasses and black clothes, who seemed to have just walked out of a murder scene.

This pair of sunglasses is really too big, covering most of his face when he wears it, making people suspect that the sunglasses are his real body.

So his code name is "Sunglasses".

At this time, the Mr. Sunglasses was excitedly saying to the person on the other end of the phone: "Fuck, Jiajia, I saw a female ghost!!!"

"Calm down, it's just a female ghost." The woman named Jiajia on the other end of the phone said lazily, she didn't think there was anything wrong with a colleague seeing a female ghost.

Sunglasses: "This female ghost is surrounded by crowds! Fuck, blah, blah, blah!"

Jia Jia: "What's so surprising about this? You are still surrounded by ghosts every day in my house. You make such a fuss, it seems that our group of villains are very ignorant, as if they just came out of a ravine to work at Foxconn. Shame."

Sunglasses: "This female ghost seems to be an Internet celebrity! Damn it, awesome! Ghosts can become Internet celebrities these days!"

Jiajia: "Do you look down on ghosts?"

Sunglasses: "Don't dare, I just express my surprise."

Sunglasses looked around on the roof for a while, and finally found the name of the female ghost from the poster next to the main venue.

"Her name is Yushui. I found her Douyin account and sent it to you. Go and check it out. She has been very popular for two months since her debut. She is awesome, much better than us." Sunglasses exclaimed, " She must have made a lot of money, so I'm admiring."

"Tsk, the living may not be able to make more money than the dead," Jiajia said.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Wow, this Miss Yushui is really good-looking, and she can't be seen as a ghost in the camera. I paid attention to it." Sunglass tutted.

"Just now I called someone a female ghost, now I'm calling her a young lady, huh, man." Jia Jia sneered, "Stop looking at the beautiful female ghost, how are things going? When will you be back?"

Sunglasses pushed the sunglasses, and said perfunctorily: "Hey, let's talk about it, anyway, it's just a small case, just earn some pocket money, no problem. Just don't tell the boss, this is a private job."

Jiajia asked, "Do you need me to come and help you? Of course, you know the rules."

Sunglasses hurriedly said: "Farewell, I can solve it by myself! I only earn such a little money, please don't move yours! Let's not talk about it, I'm going to get down to business. I have a small case to deal with today. Woolen cloth."

After hanging up the wechat call, just as the sunglasses took a step, a new call came into the phone, from the employer.

Sunglasses gave a "tsk", switched from chatting mode to stalking mode, and said in a bad tone: "I said it before, don't call me if you have nothing to do."

As Party B, Sunglasses did not have a correct working attitude at all, and often yelled at Party A, ranging from reprimands to insults, and even threatening death in the worst case.

After all, the industry he is in is a black monopoly industry, where professional talents are scarce, but the business volume is huge, so that Party B can hold his head high and beep loudly at his employer - of course, this has to be private work.He didn't dare to do the tasks assigned to him by the company.

This tells us that it is very important to have a qualified supervision during the transaction process, and not to evade supervision in order to save the price difference.

The employer, a woman with a hoarse voice and an odd tone, spoke frightenedly of her request.

The sunglasses responded impatiently a few times, and finally said: "You want to kill that young lady? Wow, you are so insane, she looks so good-looking, but just because she saw your true face, you are going to kill someone, it's scary, it's really scary With an employer like you, I’m under a lot of psychological pressure, and I need to see a psychiatrist, and psychiatrists are very expensive now.”

Party B in the black monopoly industry crazily hinted at Party A: This needs to be paid more.JPG

After getting the employer's promise to increase the money, Sunglasses hung up the phone with satisfaction, looked at the rain downstairs reluctantly, and walked towards the coffee shop on the fifth floor.

Although the employer's consciousness has already possessed Leia's body, he can do whatever he wants to kill or commit suicide, but he only guarantees that his spirit body can return to his original body.But at critical times, the employer will always lose the chain-this is a bloody and tearful experience for Party B.

As a qualified Party B, he certainly helps Party A to fulfill the contract!

The ten fingers of the sunglasses were shaking like a cramp, as if there were countless invisible threads wrapped around his hands.

It's time to call it a day, Sunglass thought to himself, after three months of business trip in Queyue City, he earned some pocket money, all of which were private jobs secretly accepted, and the actual work performance was zero, so he would definitely be criticized when he went back.

A cute and charming villain like him, who is in an ancient and mysterious villain organization, still has to assess the KPI. I heard that the 996 working system is going to be implemented recently, it's crazy!

Hey, life is not easy, the villain sighed.

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"Miss, didn't you realize that the friend who drank coffee with you is a dead person?"

Shi Potian's shocking words made Tina feel like being struck by lightning.

She looked at the mysterious man in front of her in shock, and asked with trembling lips, "You...what did you say?"

The mysterious man finished cutting his nails and put the nail clippers back in his pocket. He frowned distressedly: "The girl with long black and straight hair who drank coffee with you, the one wearing sunglasses, she has no breathing, heartbeat or brain waves. , from a medical point of view, she is already dead."

Tina stared at him blankly, wanting to scold the man for nonsense, but opened her mouth but couldn't say a word.

It's not that she didn't notice Leia's abnormality, it's just that she didn't dare to think about it.

Who would believe that the friend who was shopping and drinking coffee with him just now turned out to be a dead person?

The mysterious man seemed to know what she was thinking, and said calmly: "Well, after you go back, find a chance to touch your friend's body. Her body should not have the temperature of a living person. When you confirm this , just bring her here, and I will help you solve the problem."

As he said that, the mysterious man glanced at the women's toilet, and added: "Don't worry too much, it will be in five minutes."

Tina murmured as if sleepwalking: "Why is it 5 minutes later?"

The mysterious man walked into the tool room, found a "cleaning" sign, and hung it on the door of the women's toilet: "Because I have to clean up. This toilet is not very clean. I feel that I have an obligation to provide customers with a good cleaning service." service environment."

Tina: "..."

Is this man a cleaner?How is it possible, it's not like it at all!

The mysterious man handed her a yellow paper talisman: "Take this with you, in case you get lost and can't find the toilet later."

Tina:? ? ?

Why can't she find a toilet?Why do I need to bring talisman paper when I can't find the toilet?

Tina asked weakly: "My friend died, can I call the police?"

The mysterious man was startled, and after looking at her for a long time, he said: "...you are really talented."

Tina: "Can I?"

Mysterious man: "No, I suggest you don't call the police first. The police are off duty at night, and those on duty are already working very hard. Calling people out to fight a corpse is a bit embarrassing for them, and it will cause riots. We ourselves Solved it."

Tina nodded hesitantly.

Mysterious man: "Go, remember to bring her to the women's restroom in 5 minutes."

Tina stuffed the talisman into her clothes, and walked towards the cafe in a daze.

The mysterious man, that is, Yi Qiu from the ghost radar alarm, sighed and scratched his hair.He must ensure that Yushui's first offline event ends safely.He still doesn't know the public>

Yiqiu didn't know how to explain a corpse to the police. Not only could it move and talk, it might have some special abilities. It would be bad if she made a fuss and caused casualties. We should put her in the women's restroom first. Hit me up.

5 minutes left.

Yiqiu looked at the time, pasted a blindfold on the door of the bathroom, and after making sure that there was no one inside, he walked into the women's bathroom openly.

Ah, this is the first time in my life, what a novel experience.

Just a bit perverted.

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"Sure enough, when I was in the men's room just now, I felt something dirty in the women's room next door."

Yiqiu held a leather belt in his hand and looked at a panicked male ghost with a smile.

When he took a step closer, the male ghost took a step back until he reached the wall, clinging tightly to the wall like a gecko.

This scene resembled a scene of campus bullying. "School bully" Yi Qiu blocked the poor nerd "classmate" in the toilet, showing a grin, while the nerd begged for mercy timidly.

The male ghost trembled: "You can see me! Why can you see me?!"

Yi Qiu giggled and said, "Unexpected, right? I have yin and yang eyes."

The male ghost trembled: "I... I'm a good ghost... I was a good person before I was alive, and I'm a good ghost after death. I didn't do anything bad!"

Yiqiu said "Oh": "Then explain why you are in the women's restroom?"

The male ghost felt guilty for a moment, and said stiffly: "Aren't you in the women's restroom too?!"

Yi Qiu narrowed his eyes, this ghost not only peeped, but also talked back!This has to be educated!

Yiqiu smiled even more happily: "Then I will teach you a truth today, that is: as a ghost, don't talk back to someone who can see you! Otherwise..."

Male ghost: "Otherwise what?"

"Crack!" The sound of the belt being pulled.

"Ahhh!" The male ghost screamed.

In the women's restroom, a man and a male ghost started a one-sided hand-to-hand game. If there is a background music that suits the occasion, it must be the kind of explosive dance music that is exciting and funny, and funny and rhythmic!

Crackling, crackling, crackling.

Two minutes later, the women's restroom was peaceful, and a male ghost fell to the ground with a trash can on his head and knelt down, crying and confessing: "I was wrong, boss, I was really wrong!"

Yiqiu put away the belt and asked with satisfaction: "What's wrong?"

"I shouldn't have died on my own. People can't see me, so I just peeked at girls in the women's bathroom! I'm guilty, and I repent!" The male ghost threw himself on the ground, feeling that the trash can on his head was not very stable, and then Carefully straightened it up.

Yiqiu nodded: "Yes, yes. Go to the men's room next door, do more good things in the future, serve the men next door, don't peek, men's innocence is very precious!"

The male ghost said gratefully, "Thank you, Boss, for not killing me!"

Yiqiu said: "Don't think that it's over. I will check your work from time to time. If I find out that you have any suspicious behavior... Ha ha."

The male ghost shouted his grievances loudly: "Absolutely not, boss, you believe me! I have changed my past and started a new life!"

Yiqiu: "You're all dead. If you want to be a new person, you have to go to reincarnation. Why, do you want me to send you off?"

The male ghost continued to cast his eyes on the ground: "Don't dare not trouble the boss! I can still use my ghost as a society to do some good things within my power, and be a good young ghost!"

Yiqiu was initially satisfied: "Okay, let's go."

The male ghost walked backwards out of the women's restroom.

Yiqiu: "Come back, return the trash can in the women's bathroom! Clean up the scene again, I'll give you 2 minutes!"

Male ghost: QAQ

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Tina returned to the door of the cafe, took a deep breath, took off an earring, and then stepped into the door.

Leia was still on the original seat, put down her phone and asked quietly, "You've been away for a long time."

Tina felt that the smile on her face was stiff: "Well, I put on some makeup."

Leia looked straight into her eyes as if through sunglasses, she was silent for a full ten seconds before saying, "Okay."

Tina's heartbeat was faster than when she was riding a roller coaster. In a strong sense of palpitations, she pretended to twist her high heels, staggered and half fell on the coffee table, and subconsciously went to support the table with her right hand, but grabbed Leia's wrist .

At that moment, Tina thought she was holding a popsicle.

It was a wrist that had no elasticity, no warmth, and no vitality. Only a dead person would be like this.

Leia looked up. "Are you okay?"

From Tina's perspective, she finally sees Leia's eyes behind the dark glasses.

Those were a pair of eyes that had become cloudy and gray, the eyes of a dead man.

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Remember this villain in sunglasses, he will be your source of happiness!It is also the source of joy for our Yiqiu, he can't wait to stage a funny battle with the man in sunglasses!

There will be double updates tomorrow, and it will be updated earlier, and I will try to finish the update before 12:[-] in the morning (I have to get up early on Saturday, huh, huh), very happy two updates, don’t miss it~

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Let me share with you my friend Lu Jiji's article "Convicting Criminals" (should there be friends who came to read this article from Jiji, right?)

Very powerful and professional forensic criminal investigation articles, unit drama cases, and real technology flow. After reading it, you will feel that your knowledge has skyrocketed to a level, and you can even solve the case! (No

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ps. The case is exciting, trust me!And Gigi is really professional, go and see it!