Beat the monster and send it to debut!

I have a cat!

Yiqiu, who came home with a cat in his arms, couldn't stop being excited.

It can be said that once there is a cat, the cat will be crazily exposed.

With a cat, Yiqiu can't wait to hold the cat on top of his head and take it out, and then print a hundred copies of "Revelation on Cats" and post them all over the street. The photo of the cat should be the largest, and another corner should be left to write: [see this cute cat] Is the kitty out?It's not lost, I just wanted to show you how cute it is! 】

It can be described as insane.

As for the system and so on, these are all incidental, not important, the important thing is that he has a cat!

"Honey, I'll take a vibrato for you, and I'm sure you'll become famous overnight and become a world famous cat!" Yiqiu held up his phone and turned on the camera.

The black cat said solemnly: "When you see a cat talking, it will scare you to death."

Yiqiu: "It's okay, the audience will think it's a post-dubbing."

The black cat snorted coldly: "I'm just a system, I don't show up."

Yiqiu: "That's a pity, you are such a handsome, cute and eloquent kitty, you should be admired by the whole world!"

The black cat was touted to be a bit useful, licked its paw and said: "This is not my job, my job is to send you tasks and rewards, and urge you to work hard."

The action of licking the paw is also so cute!

Yi Qiu picked up the cat and kissed it on the face: "Baby, you are so cute! What's your name?"

The black cat thought silently, don't you just call me baby by yourself?What's my name for?

Black Cat: "Actually, my name is Jiu Ming."

Yiqiu: "Okay, baby, I remember, baby."

Yiqiu took out his notebook and wrote the word "Baby" followed by parentheses. He forgot what the name of the system was, but it didn't matter, the important thing was that I had a cat.

Black Cat feels desperate.

How did it have such a host?It doesn't have a choice at all!

Yiqiu: "Come on, tell me about your demon system."

Black Cat: "It's a system for catching monsters and exorcising ghosts."

Yiqiu: "Okay, the demon system, I remember it."

Not only did he memorize it in his mind, but he also wrote it down in his notebook: the system of demons and ghosts.

The black cat feels very desperate, his host is not a normal person, he doesn't listen to people!

Unexpectedly, Yiqiu crossed out the "demon system" in two strokes and changed it to "catch monsters and exorcise ghosts system", and winked mischievously at the black cat: "I'm just kidding you. Why do you have all your thoughts on your face, little cat?" ? It’s so cute!”

Black cat:  …

Yiqiu said again: "But I won't compromise on the matter of calling you baby!"

Black Cat: What can I do? I am also desperate!

Black Cat gave up arguing with Yiqiu about the name, and introduced it boldly: "The system of catching monsters and exorcising ghosts is a system dedicated to maintaining world peace..."

Yiqiu listened to the black cat's words with a smile on his face, and nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, you are so cute, you can rule the earth."

"...It's not to rule the earth! This system is dedicated to protecting world peace and preventing goblins and ghosts from messing up and endangering human beings!" The black cat said angrily.

"What reward? To lick the cat's belly?" Yiqiu asked with interest.

"Some things like talismans, weapons, Taoism, etc., are exchanged for these things according to the points rewarded for completing the mission." Black Cat said.

When it came to business, Yiqiu cleared the memory of his brain, which was 100% occupied by cat suckers, and freed up 10% for thinking about business.

Yiqiu tilted his head, and after thinking for a while, he said, "I think there is something wrong with this reward mechanism. I have nothing and know nothing about catching and exorcising ghosts, so I was asked to start the task directly, and go head-to-head with ghosts. This is a gift proposition. I request to withdraw part of the reward in advance and exchange it for some suitable props to help me complete the task."

The black cat stared blankly at him: "This..."

"Can't it?" Yiqiu asked.

"It's not impossible..." the black cat said dryly.

"Your system is quite easy to talk about, and the management is not standardized. It is similar to my small broken economic company. It is a private enterprise." Yiqiu teased.

"..."

"Come on, let me see what I can extort from this little cat of yours...ah no, what can I exchange for it." Yiqiu said.

The black cat once again felt like it was on a thief ship.Can it unbind quickly now?

"The list is a bit long..." said the black cat.

Yiqiu handed it the pen: "You write it down, as the saying goes, a bad pen is worse than a good memory."

The black cat glanced at the pen, stretched out its white front paw in disbelief, touched the pen with its pink pad, and looked at Yiqiu blankly.

It's just a kitten who can't write with a pen!

Yi Qiu let out a "puchi" laugh, and couldn't help kissing the cat's ears: "Oh, you are too cute, why are you so stupid?"

Black Cat: Am I being molested? !

Yiqiu brought a laptop over and said, "Then you can type. Typing is easier than writing."

The black cat looked at the computer in embarrassment, and slapped wildly on the keyboard with its two fleshy claws, all of which were garbled characters.

Yi Qiu was overjoyed, and hugged the black cat off the computer: "Silly cat, I am teasing you, do you really go up and type?"

Black Cat: Sure enough, I was molested! !

—Damn it, this man is too bad!Pretend to love me so much!In fact, you just want to play with me!The black cat is sullen.

Yiqiu had enough of teasing the cat, and said seriously, "Let's think about it, is there any other way to let a cat type? I don't think I can bear it, and I will be sued by the Cat Lovers Association."

The black cat said sullenly: "Give me some papers."

Yiqiu gave him the paper.

The black cat patted the paper with its meat pad, and the paper appeared line by line as if it had been fed into a printer.

[Reward list, talisman category: 100 points of golden light talisman, 100 points of Three Emperors and Three Edicts, 100 points of Baijie talisman, 200 points of Wulei town house talisman, [-] points of three-eyed talisman...]

There were three full A4 sheets of paper in the list, and Yiqiu circled a few talismans with a pen: "I want a golden light talisman, two lightning talismans of the God of Heaven, and a five-thunder town house talisman... Let's take these first."

The black cat said quietly: "But you don't have reward points."

"I owe it, you said you can credit it." Yiqiu said.

"..."

"You little cat, you need to learn to be flexible. You see, everyone buys a house with a loan first, and then repays the mortgage. You have to keep pace with the times. If I don't change the dots to protect myself, if If I meet a ghost and goblin rushing down the street on the spot, wouldn’t it mean that I will never see such a cute kitten as you? This is not possible!” Yi Qiu spoke with a tongue so eloquent that the black cat was taken aback for a while.

"Okay, then go and buy some yellow paper and cinnabar, and I'll draw for you," said the black cat.

Now it was Yiqiu's turn to be stunned: "Dare you draw the talisman on the spot?"

The black cat nodded: "Yes."

"Then how do you exchange things like mahogany swords in the exchange list for me?" Yi Qiu asked.

The black cat scratched its head with its paw: "I haven't figured it out yet...but I will learn!"

Yiqiu is sure, his system is really irregular, very casual, and even has its own learning function.

But it's so cute!

This cat, you have to draw a talisman for him!

The snow-white claws of the four hooves are dipped in cinnabar, trying to draw symbols on the paper.

So cute!

He is dying!

I was so cute!

Yiqiu picked up the cat and rubbed it on the face: "Baby, you are so cute! You are really my sweetheart! I love you so much!"

The black cat looked disgusted: "I'm going to send you a mission! The first mission must be completed! It's worth 5000 points!"

"Let's talk, if it's for a cute kitty like you, even if I go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, I'll do it!" Yi Qiu said with a grin.

The black cat slaps the paper with its paw.

[Protect Yan Changsheng.Because of his special physique, Yan Changsheng's situation is very dangerous, all kinds of monsters and ghosts are lurking beside him, ready to move.You must find Yan Changsheng and protect his safety.Task duration: one year.Task reward: 5000 points. 】

Yiqiu held the paper on which the task was written, and asked suspiciously: "Is this Yan Changsheng the Yan Changsheng I know?"

The black cat nodded solemnly.

One person and one cat looked at the TV at the same time, and the clip of Yan Changsheng winning the best actor at the Shuicheng International Film Festival was playing on the TV.

Under the camera, Yan Changsheng, tall and straight, with a heroic spirit, thanked him calmly and delivered his acceptance speech.

Yiqiu doesn't chase stars, but he likes watching movies.Naturally, it is impossible for a movie lover to miss Yan Changsheng, a talented actor.If he was asked to name a favorite actor, he would still say Yan Changsheng.

When he was young, he was once perfectly hit by a literary film starring Yan Changsheng. He lay in bed and couldn't sleep all night. Finally, he got up and wrote an [-]-word nasty essay on the film review website overnight.

Teenagers are full of emotions, and the more Yi Qiu writes, the more sincerely he feels, and he even writes himself crying.

At the end of the essay, he also praised Yan Changsheng for having the most story-telling eyes in the world. When he looked at the camera, his eyes seemed to have a prosperous ancient capital sinking in a lake that would last forever.Thousands of years have passed by, and in the end there are only specious legends passed down from word to mouth.

This is black history!

Yi Qiu said silently.

He is no longer, and he will not be crazy about a movie.

Now, he is a rational career fan.

When he came back to his senses, Yiqiu let go of some complicated emotions, hugged the little black cat with a playful smile and held it high: "Baby, since I want to protect this big star, this task is definitely not easy. I will give you more credit." How is Zhang Fu?"

Black cat: =. =

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The baby is a "dark cloud treading snow", a black cat, but its paws are white, super cute!It is a system that is foolishly tricked by the host.