The finale

As soon as these words came out, Lu Songyu forgot all about Jiang Yezhan, turned over from the bed and went to look for the red envelope.Lu Songyu has never confiscated red envelopes since he was a child, and he has never played such a small game of finding treasures. First, he doesn't know where to start.Thinking of Cheng Shuling's most frequent stay in the kitchen, he frantically opened the cabinets, refrigerators, bottles, cans, and dishes that made his head grow big, but in order to find red envelopes, Lu Songyu moved all the dishes tremblingly. When I got down, I almost opened them one by one, but there was not even a fart of a red envelope in the kitchen!

Lu Songyu looked at the pile of dishes he had messed up, with a few beads of sweat on his head, turned around and left in anger, and only stepped out of the kitchen with one foot, Cheng Shuling washing the dishes suddenly appeared again, and his heart was filled with A strange sense of guilt appeared, and he turned his head to clean up the dishes.

When Lu Songyu was a child, he was disliked by others. His family didn't even ask him to do housework. He never cleaned the kitchen when he grew up. This pile of things is plates, bowls, and cups. He doesn't even classify them. Yes, I just want to put everything on the plate and stuff it into the cabinet in one go.

So, under Lu Songyu's careful care, the clean and innocent dishes embarked on a difficult journey home.

Lu Songyu carefully picked up the bottom plate, and the top bowl wobbled like walking on a tightrope. Lu Songyu was startled, afraid that it would fall, so he quickly turned his hand to the side to balance it, but he couldn't grasp it well. , turned his head sideways, the bowl couldn't struggle, and fell directly off the cliff, and fell to pieces crisply, without even having time to say his last words before he died.

Lu Songyu's shoulders shrank suddenly, and when he looked down, his hand became unsteady, and another small plate slipped down. It was like a discussion, and Su Sui gave Lu Songyu a happy birthday.

This time there was no further fall, but the cupboard door had just been closed, and Lu Songyu scolded Cheng Shuling thousands of times in his heart, but he had no choice but to hold the dishes in his left hand, and then use his right hand to pull the door, just opened On the other side of the door, his left hand was already sore, and the bowls and dishes were making a fuss. Lu Songyu simply hugged them into his arms, and a bead of sweat on his forehead fell directly into the transparent cup.

What the hell?Why don't you tell me where the red envelope is?

He struggled to open the door on the other side, and before he could be happy, another cup broke, and it was the one that had just caught a drop of sweat from Lu Songyu.

Lu Songyu was so angry that he wanted to throw away the pile of things, but it happened that Cheng Shuling washed them one by one. Still holding his breath, he pushed all the things in his hands hard. The force was too strong, and the cabinet was empty. It was so big, another small plate fell out.

Seeing the broken porcelain all over the floor, Lu Songyu was really going to die of anger, he slammed the door shut as if to vent his anger, and there was a "ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping" sound in the cabinet, as if he was dissatisfied.

Lu Songyu let out a long breath. Although there was still a piece of porcelain, as long as he pretended not to see it, it would not exist!

With this in mind, Lu Songyu left the kitchen as if fleeing.To be honest, Cheng Shuling didn't stay anywhere except the bedroom, kitchen and bathroom on weekdays, especially the books on that shelf, which he hadn't seen.

bookshelf!

What book?Lu Songyu swept over row by row. When he moved in, Cheng Shuling also put his books on the bookshelf, so he didn't know where to start.

Looking for one by one?This is too slow. If it is really included in the book, Lu Songyu thinks it should be "Mr. Biswas's House".

I shook my arms twice, but there was no fart!

What memories do they have of books?Haizi's poem?Tennyson?Yesenin?Not a single poem by Yesenin!Lu Songyu suddenly understood the mentality of those who threw things, and now he really wants to throw things too!

Look no further!

As soon as this idea came to Lu Songyu's eyes, he fell on the book that he used to hold the portrait and the note, "Johann Kristoff".He took down the book and sat down on the ground a little discouraged. Since he couldn't find the red envelope, he looked through the things Cheng Shuling gave before, and they were not bad!

The pages of the book rattled, and even Lu Songyu's heart calmed down. On the page where the portrait and the note were originally sandwiched, there was a bright red envelope, which was very eye-catching.

It contained real gold and silver money, and a note. Lu Songyu unfolded the note, and as expected, he saw Cheng Shuling's words—Mr. The teacher must help me fulfill this wish.

Lu Songyu didn't know how long he had been sitting like that before he remembered Cheng Shuling's words to ask him to give Jiang Yezhan a red envelope, so he quickly put the book away and ran back to the bedroom. At this time, there were already a lot of messages on his phone.

Cheng Shuling: Don't look for it in the kitchen!

Cheng Shuling: Not in the kitchen!

Cheng Shuling: You didn't fry the kitchen, did you? !

Cheng Shuling: Lu Songyu!

Cheng Shuling: Teacher Lu!

Cheng Shuling: Are you still alive?

Cheng Shuling: Respond to the message!

Cheng Shuling: [Voice call, the other party has hung up]

Cheng Shuling: [Voice call, the other party has hung up]

Cheng Shuling: [Voice call, the other party has hung up]

Cheng Shuling: Teacher Lu, if you can't find it, don't look for it. I'll send it to you again.

Cheng Shuling:······

Lu Songyu thought of the debris in the kitchen again, and sent a message: I didn't go to the kitchen.

As soon as the news got out, Lu Songyu didn't have the face to read the words he typed, so he quickly quit the conversation, and Jiang Yezhan was already crazy.

Jiang Yezhan: God, where are you?

Jiang Yezhan: Ascended?

Jiang Yezhan: You can't just disappear if you say it disappears!

Jiang Yezhan: Even you ignore me?

Jiang Yezhan: Wow, Teacher Shuling won't let you talk to me!

Jiang Yezhan: Blink if you are threatened.

Jiang Yezhan: Ah, you were ripped off...

Lu Songyu thought, just the two of you talking like this, you are really like brothers and sisters.After the burying is over, I still have to give out red envelopes, how much should I give?Lu Songyu had never sent a red envelope before, and he didn't even know how to determine the appropriate amount. Cheng Shuling gave him [-], so he should also give Jiang Yezhan [-]. Unexpectedly, the amount was too large to be distributed, so he had to change it to [-] .

Lu Songyu: You can comprehend the meaning of the red envelope yourself, the words are full of meaning.

Jiang Yezhan was clever, and he understood it in half a second: Thank you brother, thank you sister-in-law!

It was finally time to go to work on the sixth day of the lunar new year. Cheng Shuling set off directly from home and arrived at the campus early.Lu Songyu seemed to have a tacit understanding with him, and got up early in the morning.It was not even eight o'clock when we met, and there were only the two of them in the entire campus, and they kissed each other in Lu Songyu's classroom.

"Happy New Year." Cheng Shuling hugged Lu Songyu and spoke warmly in his ear.

Lu Songyu's whole body was like being electrified, trembling numbly: "Happy New Year." His voice was as thin as a mosquito.

On this day, the campus was still very deserted, less than half of the teachers came to class, and the students were all celebrating the New Year in N City.Jiang Yezhan thought that she had got all the red envelopes, and she had to look good in the new year, but Cheng Shuling still had a cold face, which half dispelled her enthusiasm for coming to class.

As for Cheng Shuling, except for being a little irritable in Jiang Yezhan's class, he was very calm at other times, and even jokingly predicted Gao Qi's exact topic: "The prediction is wrong, I'll unscrew the head for you!"

Gao Qi will go back to school to make up lessons in two days. When the school starts, he will take the provincial mock exam. Of course, the third middle school has simulated it countless times, but the unified mock exam in the whole province should be taken into account.Gao Qi is in a good mood, but he is not nervous: "I have no interest in your head."

"At least the appearance and IQ are decent!" Cheng Shuling was still in a joking mood, and had no idea what kind of kitchen Lu Songyu had left for him.

In fact, Lu Songyu himself forgot about it. After finding the red envelopes, he never entered the kitchen again until Cheng Shuling's roar shattered his eardrums: "Lu Songyu! What did you do?!"

Lying on the bed, Lu Songyu pulled up the hand holding the quilt violently, and the soft and thick quilt was covered like a white cloud, tightly covering the person.

I am dead.

Cheng Shuling cleaned up the broken porcelain pieces patiently, and buried this person while sweeping the floor. He used to look cute, but he would do this kind of thing as soon as he left. He said he had never been in the kitchen, so he was not afraid of thunder? !

"Lu Songyu, get up!" Seeing the man pretending to be dead, Cheng Shuling kicked the bed.

No movement.

"Hey, you must force me to do it, right?" Cheng Shuling grabbed the quilt and was about to throw it off, but he never thought that he would hold on to the other end too, and the quilt was so tightly stretched that he couldn't move.

"If you don't let go, I'm really going to do it!"

After waiting for two seconds, the quilt still didn't move, but there was a muffled voice: "I didn't go to the kitchen!"

There is something wrong with your IQ! "All right, all right, then treat it as if you didn't go." See how I can deal with you!

"It's not that when I didn't go, I just didn't go!"

"Okay, you didn't go, you come out."

The quilt moved, Lu Songyu showed his eyes vigilantly, turned around, and gave Cheng Shuling a powerless look, ready to retract at any time.

Cheng Shuling stared at him frankly for a while, and found that besides being pretty, these eyes were also quite...cute?

Taking advantage of Lu Songyu's relaxation of vigilance, Cheng Shuling tore off the quilt, and put on an adult air in a serious manner: "Fortunately, I only went back for a few days. If I leave for a longer time, are you going to tear down the house? What are you doing with the cabinet if you have nothing to do?" ? Are you not sure whether you will work or not?"

"Isn't it just a few bowls?" Lu Songyu was quite unconvinced, "I'll pay you!"

"Is this a problem with the bowl? Do you know how dangerous it is? What if you get bumped? What if you get hurt? You're still talking nonsense, and you just teach your students like this? How old are you? Unclear!"

"23." Lu Songyu answered seriously.

Cheng Shuling was speechless, and his anger was gathering in his heart, so he turned on the bed and took off Lu Songyu's clothes in twos and twos.

The author has something to say: Teacher Cheng: Teacher Lu is six years old, no more!

Teacher Lu: Well, I haven't been there anyway, so you can't beat me to it!