"It is detected that the host's soul continues to weaken, and the system cooperation mode is forced to open."

"The cooperation mode is turned on, search the mission world, lock the mission world, do you want to enter the mission world? If you don't answer after five seconds, the system will automatically confirm to enter the mission world."

"Five, four, three, two, one, ding, system 666 is loading the new world for you, the background of the story has been generated, the plot of the characters has been generated..."

"Ding, hello host, I am your cutest system 666. From today onwards, I will be your only partner. Whether you are poor or rich, sick or healthy, 666 will never abandon you."

Su Ge: "... who are you? Who am I? Where is this? What am I doing?"

666 cautiously asked tentatively, "Do you really not remember anything?"

"Well, I don't remember."

666: "!!? Really?"

"boiled."

666: So do you remember what happened before?

"Hey, daughter-in-law! I miss you so much, you don't know how scared I am. Fortunately, your husband is smart and prepared in advance, otherwise you will never see me again, hey~ Wife come and kiss me."

Su Ge: "... mentally retarded, are you itchy?"

666 reflexively replied: "I have no skin and it doesn't itch."

Three seconds later, 666 excitedly said 'ahhhh'.

"Boss, don't you remember anything?"

"Yeah, otherwise how could I see this good show?" Su Ge said sadly.

"Daughter-in-law? Tell me again who is your daughter-in-law?"

666 was concerned and didn't want to talk.

After a while, it forcefully said: "I don't care, I saved you, you are my wife."

Su Ge's eyes turned cold, and the frightened 666, who had turned into a fat baby, immediately knelt down and said in frustration, "I knew you would never forget him. If you said that I am not as good as him, I can change it."

Su Ge glanced at him lightly, "You are not human."

One sentence pierced 666's heart, wow, wow, wow.

"You even look like someone else, how unconfident you are!"

666 was completely paralyzed, unable to cheer up, and spoke weakly, "But I saved..."

"Do you think I don't know what your plan is?" Su Ge stretched his waist, looked around, and found that he was in class.

The classroom was very quiet, and everyone else was writing furiously. Su Ge looked down and saw a test paper on the table as expected.

Very good, I really live younger and younger!

666 was stupefied by Su Ge's words, and he didn't say anything for a long time. Later, he couldn't hold back anymore, and asked Su Ge nervously, "Big brother, what do you mean?"

Su Ge yawned, put his hands on the table, and lay down on the table to sleep.

The invigilator above shook his head upon seeing this.

"You are only one step away from being promoted to a god-level system, but you know that Qunqun will not give you this opportunity, so you follow me every step of the way, just looking for a chance to re-bond with me."

"Because you think that if you are bound to me, not only will Qunqun not do anything to you, but you may also get an opportunity to be promoted to a god-level system from me!"

"Of course it doesn't rule out that you are greedy for my beauty."

The more Su Ge said, the more 666 shrunk his body into a ball, and in the end, he even changed back to his original form.

"Then you, why do you still let me, let me..."

"Oh, this." Su Ge changed his posture lazily, "It's annoying." It's so quiet here.

666: "...What about Bi Yuan?"

"I can't die, Qunqun is following him." Su Ge's appearance of winning is not reassuring 666, but even more unpredictable.

"If, I said if, what if something happens?"

"What accidents can happen, nothing less than death. But I have died so many times, do you still think I will be afraid of death?"

666 swallowed imitatively, always feeling an ominous premonition of imminent disaster.

"Ringlingling~" The exam was over, and Su Ge didn't move until everyone in the exam room had left. Then he stood up, picked up the blank test paper in his hand, and handed it in.

After leaving the school gate, looking at the familiar surroundings, Su Ge was in a good mood and casually walked along the road.

Suddenly, a car that looked like a lot of money drove slowly beside him, and as the window fell, a man with extraordinary temperament and handsome appearance poked his head out and said with a sullen face, "I seem to have seen you somewhere .”

Su Ge stopped, glanced at his tense face, pondered for two seconds and said, "Do you want to keep me?"

Man: ...Is it all so casual these days?

When they got back to the mansion, the two of them rolled the sheets in a daze. After they were done, the man lit a cigarette in a vicissitudes of life, took a deep puff, and said to Su Ge who was lying on the bed with his eyes closed: "I think I have suffered a disadvantage."

Su Ge: "Well, I know you have a kidney deficiency."

The man slapped his butt with a backhand, "Do you want to try again?"

"Come on baby." Su Ge took the initiative to open his legs.

man:……

Then he stood up angrily and said, "You are so hungry!"

Su Ge stared straight at his bulging lower body, the meaning was self-evident.

The man couldn't take it anymore, and rushed forward again.

This time, he directly put people to death. The next day after doing it, Su Ge opened his eyes and found that he was tied to the bed with his limbs spread wide.

Su Ge was silent for a moment, and said in surprise after the man came in: "You actually dressed me."

man:……! ?Furious like a puffer fish, he is crazy to care about with a psychopath.

However, he still walked towards Su Ge with a sullen face, his abnormally pale fingers slid across his face, and his voice was low and gentle, "Is it fun?"

Su Ge nodded, "It's fun."

"did you miss me?"

"Think." The man's face softened slightly, and then he heard the second half of Su Ge's words, "Your big dick."

Bi Yuan:! !Don't stop me, I want to kill my wife and become a saint!

Xu Shi was frightened by the rich expression on his face, Su Ge's voice became much more normal again.

"I'm hungry."

"Hungry, reflect on yourself, when to repent and realize your mistakes, and when to eat." Bi Yuan said without thinking.

"I know I'm wrong, you go and get me something to eat."

"What's wrong?" Bi Yuan sat on the edge of the bed and rubbed his hair and asked.

"Knowing that your kidney deficiency is still haunting you for sex, I won't dare next time." Su Ge said seriously.

The expression on Bi Yuan's face was completely cracked, he finally understood, this person has been teasing him!

He got off the bed, looked at Su Ge coldly, and laughed at himself: "Su Ge, what do you think of me?"

Su Ge was startled, stared at him like a fool for a long time, and asked, "What do you think?"

Bi Yuan: "Human form." Although it's ridiculous, he just has this feeling.

Su Ge didn't seem to expect him to answer this way, and gave him a glance of appreciation, "That's a good description."

But Bi Yuan went crazy, he tore his hair anxiously, and kicked the things at his feet away. He glanced at Su Ge, and several times had the idea of ​​simply dying with him.

Seeing him like this, Su Ge moved his hands and feet locked by chains, frowned and said, "Don't look at me like that, I haven't lived enough yet." Life is so beautiful, I don't want to die yet.

Bi Yuan's hand holding his head froze, staring at Su Ge gloomily, without saying a word.

Not quite used to him like this, Su Ge raised his waist and asked, "How is Yutianjie?"

"Gone."

"Oh, where do we go after that?" He didn't forget his current situation. Although the virtual world is fun, he always has to return to reality.

Bi Yuan shook his hand, "I separated the part of the endless sea directly."

"Is your German orthopedic brother dead?"

"……died."

"It's a pity." Su Ge sighed, shaking the chain, "It hurts, you let me loose."

Unexpectedly, this sentence seemed to ignite a barrel, and Qu Yuan immediately exploded, "I won't allow it, you want to leave me again, where are you going? I won't let you go, and you will never leave me. "

"?! What did I do, when did I leave? What stimulated me?" Su Ge was stunned.

Since he entered his body, he has directly entered his virtual world, where can he go?problem?

Bi Yuan's expression slowed down when he heard the words, and he gave him a deep look with bloodshot eyes, then turned and left expressionlessly.

When he came in again, he already had a shiny golden chain on his hand.

This chain looks familiar!Su Ge glanced and glanced complicatedly until Bi Yuan put the chain around his neck.

"I tell you, if you do this again, I will run away from home."

"This is my world, where can you go?"

"I'm angry." Su Ge said seriously.

Seeing him like this, Bi Yuan panicked and wanted to say a few tough words, but when he met Su Ge's eyes, he was like a punctured balloon, suddenly out of air.

Even so, he was still unwilling.

If the Rubik's Cube system hadn't reminded him that he wasn't dead, he would have buried himself with Yu Tianjie long ago.

Suddenly there was a warm touch on his face, Bi Yuan stared at Su Ge with his eyes wide open and covering his face in disbelief.

Su Ge felt happy, and directly grabbed his face with his hand and rubbed it vigorously.

"Don't be angry, I don't want to successfully resign. How can I escape the pursuit of heaven and earth if I am not dead?" After all, if you don't leave your body, you will always have to do hard work.Still the cheapest unpaid one!

Bi Yuan opened his mouth, suddenly aggrieved: "Then why didn't you tell me in advance?" He also said such an ambiguous sentence.

"Do you think the rules of heaven and earth are as stupid as you?" Su Ge rolled his eyes in his heart.

"Okay, you go out and stare, and I will go out after the new rules of reincarnation are condensed in the rules of heaven and earth."

Bi Yuan hesitated to speak, thought about hugging him, buried his head on his neck and asked unwillingly, "What do you think of me?"

Su Ge stretched out his hand and patted his dog's head, "When I rescued you, I wasn't sure if that retarded 666 could catch my soul."

Bi Yuan was startled, and hugged the person in his arms tightly.

"So next time, don't blow yourself up, it will hurt your body and your kidneys! You could last for three days, but now it's less than a day."

Bi Yuan's face darkened, he wiped his face, and said, "I'll go out and have a look, and come in later."

He just stewed the medicine when he went out, he didn't believe it.

-

666 was blocked at the door of the house again by the Rubik's Cube.

Qunqun: I heard you have a wife?

666: Yes, yes.

Qunqun: ...who would be so blind to fall in love with you!

666: Boss, Qunqun said you are blind.

Qunqun: Stop barking, even if you bark your throat, no one will hear you.

666: I'm warning you, I'm already bound to the boss, if you dare to touch me, I'll let the boss kill you.

Qunqun: If it wasn't for my idea, do you think the boss can bind you?

666 was stunned: What do you mean?

Qunqun remained silent.

After a long time, Er Gouzi interjected: He is beating around the bush and calling you stupid!

666: ...

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