Judge, please respect yourself

When in the Immortal World, Li You often told Yu Shu that the drunkenness in the human world is better than that of Qiongxiang Yulu in the sky, and finally there is a chance to come to this human world, so I want to invite friends to taste it, but this is just for Li You It's a pretense, and this is the original purpose of following Luan Mu into the city. Since Luan Mu was almost buried in a fire ten years ago, Li You has been secretly protecting him every day.

"Boss, come to the altar and get drunk."

"Come on~ The spring breeze is not as good as Ten Miles Drunk, and the flowers are beginning to bloom in thousands of households~ Here, guest officer, is your Ten Miles Drunk!"

The boss muttered something, took out a small jar of wine and handed it to Yu Shu, even though the boss yelled hard, he still didn't get Li You's gaze, Yu Shu saw that his mind was not here at all, he followed his gaze and looked, yes The boy who crossed the single-plank bridge just now.

The boy was leading a small child, carrying a bamboo basket, talking with a woman in pink with delicate eyebrows. The woman's face was full of peach blossoms, and her eyes were like autumn water. I don't know what the two said, but the woman stuffed the purse in her hand. boy.

Yu Shu took Shi Li Zui from the boss, and when he turned around, Li You was nowhere to be seen.

"I can't accept this."

"Why? Who else would dare to return the sachet I gave you?"

"My family is poor and I can't afford the dowry."

"I don't need it, our Ning family doesn't lack that little money."

"Miss Ning, since you are so magnanimous, can you let me go? There are so many good men in the city, why do you just want to catch me? Did you choose me?"

"Luan Mu, let me tell you, even if you provoke me, it's useless. If you accept this sachet, it will be mine."

Li You often followed Luan Mu to the market in the city, but he knew that this girl was the younger sister of Luan Mu's big customer, and also the second young lady of the Ning family. This girl's older sister often came to buy Luan Mu's fruits and vegetables, and she often went to the streets with her older sister. Luan Mu and Luan Mu have been enemies since childhood, both of them have very aggressive tempers and never get along well, unexpectedly the young girl's mind is so unpredictable, unbelievable that the young lady of Ning's family has a crush on someone who bickers every day.

Li You suddenly felt bored, before Luan Mu could reply, he grabbed the sachet from Luan Mu's hand and returned it to the woman opposite.

"This girl, Luan Mu is not as young as the weak crown this year, and is not yet old enough to talk about marriage. Let's discuss this matter again in a few years."

Miss Ning looked at the sachet in her hand and the stinky face of the man in white facing her. She was both surprised and angry. Before she could calm down, the man pulled Luan Mu out of the city gate. .

"Don't think that you can escape me like this! The big deal is to wait a few years! This girl can afford to wait!"

The woman yelled behind him, and hurriedly followed, Li You's face became even uglier, and she walked faster, wishing she could ride the wind and take Luan Mu away.

"Go slowly, Li You, slow down! The wind can't keep up, you let go of me first, wait for me to pick him up, and then we can go on our way, okay?"

Just when the two passed by the entrance of the tavern, they met Yu Shu coming out, Li You picked up Feng'er and handed it to him, seeing that the woman was about to catch up with them, Li You jumped onto the roof with Luan Mu, ignoring what was going on below. Noisy, regardless of Yu Shu's bewilderment, he escaped outside the city gate on the roof tiles, and only then got rid of the woman behind him, and then he put Luan Mu on the ground.

"Who did you give Feng'er to?"

"Friends who are in the same class as me."

"Is that person also a fairy?"

"Yes."

No wonder, just seeing that person, he felt that his eyebrows were extraordinary. Since Feng'er was taken care of by the fairy, there was nothing to worry about.

"Li You, you seem to be a little abnormal today."

"Don't talk nonsense."

"On weekdays, I would not ask you to help me catch fish, but today you are willing to help me escape. Could it be that the second lady of the Ning family made a love offer for me, and you are jealous?"

"I'm just afraid that you will harm others."

"You can't bear me, why don't you just say it?"

Luan Mu ran to the front and blocked Li You's way, looking at Li You with steadfast eyes, being looked at like this, Li You panicked and looked away first.

"If you like other girls, you should make up your mind as soon as possible, otherwise why should you take the responsibility?"

"I have my own sweetheart, and I won't marry her."

"Which girl?"

"Not a girl."

As soon as these words came out, the two looked at each other speechlessly. For some reason, Li You felt that his thoughts were confused, so he didn't continue to ask, and Luan Mu didn't say any more. Don't be surprised or disturbed.

Suddenly there was a cry, and a man in white descended from the sky stepping on a crane. Feng'er was lying on the crane's back, hugging the slender neck tightly, excited and frightened, seeing Luan Mu below, Excitedly stood up and waved his hands, but the moment he let go, an unsteadiness fell from the crane's back.

"The wind!!!"

When Li You saw it, he hurried to catch it, Luan Mu heaved a sigh of relief, fortunately there was no danger, but the little guy didn't feel scared, he was held in Li You's arms, and he twisted his body excitedly.

After the crane landed, Yu Shu got off from its back, and the crane circled in the air and flew away towards the sky, Yu Shu looked at Luan Mu, and then walked to Li You's side.

"I have something to tell you."

Understanding what it meant, Li You handed over Feng'er in Huaizhong to Luan Mu, and asked him to go back first.

And Luan Mu also knew that he couldn't interfere, so he obeyed his words and acted obediently. After seeing Luan Mu walking away, Yu Shufang took out a golden feather from his big sleeve and handed it to Li You. frown.

"Why did the Queen Mother of the West issue a recall order at this time?"

"I heard that a piece of spiritual grass under the throne of the queen mother has cultivated into a fairy. She looks handsome and cute. Let us all go back and have a look."

"It's just a cover, right?"

"of course."

"What happened?"

"It's not a big deal, it's just that I heard that the scattered immortals in this class of immortals have very little talent. In addition, a few female immortals made some mistakes because of sloppy a while ago. The immortal world has been a mess recently. Could it be that the purpose of ordering the immortals is to draw the metaphor of the spirit grass and remind us to reflect on ourselves, and then we will take this opportunity to investigate the affairs of the immortals, those uninfluential loose immortals may suffer disaster this time."

"Do you have to go back?"

"Li You, I think you came to the human world, forgot your duty, and actually wanted to resist the Queen Mother's order."

"...when will you go back?"

"Go back as soon as possible and check the affairs of your subordinates first. Only by doing things carefully can you be safe, so as not to be caught by the Queen Mother of the West, and I am afraid that you will be demoted back to the eighth heaven."

Knowing that what he said was not without reason, Li You lowered his eyebrows and thought for a moment, then said, "Then let me say goodbye to him before leaving."

Yu Shuben intended to leave immediately, but knowing his reluctance, he had no choice but to agree, so Li You waited quietly for Luan Mu under the banyan tree on weekdays, intending to say goodbye to him today, but he waited here for a long time, and Luan Mu would usually be at Youshi They used to come to look for him, but today it was already dark and there was no sign of Luan Mu.

So Li You sneaked into Luan Mu's house as usual, but Feng'er was playing with the dirt alone in the yard, and Li You stepped forward to pick him up and wipe his pretty face.

"Feng'er, where's your brother?"

"Lili, Lili!"

But the wind was too weak, even he couldn't pronounce his name clearly, let alone where Luan Mu went, looking at the moon rising in the east, Li You couldn't help worrying, if he didn't go home late at night, where could he go?

After he put Feng'er down, he quickly went to the mountain to find someone. The stars in the sky were shining brightly, which was very suitable for viewing, so he went to the cliff platform on the side of the mountain, thinking that if he came to his mind, he would admire the stars alone Where are you going?But when they arrived at the cliff platform, they didn't see half a person.

In the past, when Luan Mu went out in the middle of the night, he would either chat with him under the banyan tree, or pester him to watch the stars and the moon with him, but now he doesn't have both, and Li You is even more worried.

Although Xiaoxi Village is safe and peaceful, and there are four elephants guarding it, ghosts and grudges are not allowed to enter, but it is inevitable that ferocious beasts will appear in the middle of the night, and the vision is not as good as daytime, so what should we do if we encounter some danger somewhere?

So Li You rode the wind to inspect the situation in the mountain, but when he passed the top of Nanshan, he heard a faint cry from below. He listened carefully, as if he was calling his own name. After Li You heard it, he immediately went to Nanshan The sound was getting louder and louder, as if it came from a stone pit, so he approached quickly, and saw Luan Mu sitting in the deep pit, grinning at him with his face covered in plaster. laugh.

"I knew you could hear me."

"What are you doing here?"

"Oh, it's so sad to say that when I was about to go home, I happened to pass by here and saw a flower blooming below. Seeing its beauty, I wanted to pick it off and give it to you, but I don't know if I broke it. Because of the flower root, the flower withered when I climbed up with it, and I panicked, and fell down without holding on to the rock wall, sprained my foot and couldn’t move, please give me a hand.”

"It's epiphyllum. Whether you pick it or not, you will be thankful immediately."

"Ah? So this is epiphyllum? No wonder, it's a pity, you didn't see the beautiful scenery when it bloomed, alas, forget it, don't mention it, just pull me up."

Luan Mu murmured, he got up reluctantly and stretched out his hand to Li You who was above him, Li You held his hand, and when he was about to pull him up with all his strength, he didn't expect that the servant would use his strength first, and instead pushed him to the stone In the area of ​​the pit, Liyou didn't set up defenses, and just fell down with his strength.

"you……"

"Don't be angry, just look up!"

The words of blame in the words were sealed by Luan Mu before you uttered them, so Li You looked up at the sky when he heard his words, and saw the stars lined up in the sky, which were the moon and deer constellations that he saw at this time that day. It is rare to meet once in a hundred years, and it is impossible to meet twice in just ten years. It should be that some little fairy who manages the stars in the fairy class has made a mistake again. It seems that Queen Mother Xi has something to deal with this time.

But in the middle of the night, the moon and deer row, the summer cicadas sing, and the evening wind keeps people intoxicated, this kind of scene can't be seen in the fairy world.

"Pretty?"

Li You lowered his head to look at the inquirer, suddenly seeing the movement of his eyes, he couldn't help it. In the already narrow stone pit, the two of them were close together, and there was nothing outside to disturb them, it seemed that there was a slight affection, Luan Mu stretched out his hand and slowly caressed Li You's cheek, leaned forward and covered his soft lips with Li You.