When the fierce and foolish meet the pure fishing system

Usually, I don’t have much time to draw blackboard newspapers. Since the inspection is on Sunday, I can start drawing after school on Saturday. If the draft is all designed, it will be very fast to draw according to the appearance.And it is very inconvenient at ordinary times. The tables and chairs in the last row are almost attached to the back wall, and people can’t leave at all, let alone draw on the blackboard on the back wall. We can only wait for the desks and chairs to be put away after school on Saturday afternoon. Move it away to make it easier to draw.

Yang Jingcheng said that she has paints at home and can bring them over. She also has a complete set of brushes and the like, which can also be used in class, which saves a lot of work.

"Young master, before the self-study session, go to the podium and ask, is there anyone who wants to draw a blackboard poster together? There is strength in numbers." Jiang Lan said to He Feng.

In fact, he doesn't want too many people to do this together, he thinks that he and Luo Yunting are enough.But after all, he is the propaganda committee member of the class and cannot act according to his own selfishness.

A few minutes before the self-study class, he walked to the podium—in fact, he rarely came to this position. He was already tall, and he stood on the podium a little higher than the ground. Looking at the students below, there was a kind of distance Feeling far away.

He was a little lazy, he touched the back of his neck with one hand, put one hand on the desk, and asked the students below: "Before this weekend, our class will publish a blackboard newspaper, and the initial plan is to leave school on Saturday afternoon. After that, I will spend two to three hours painting, do any students want to sign up to paint together? One or two people are enough."

His voice was not loud, but it was very quiet below. Some deep voices echoed in the classroom, and all the students below were holding their breaths to listen.

He seldom speaks like a notice, but every time he speaks like this, it seems that everyone is willing to listen. Instead, like Jiang Lan, he blares all day long, and everyone doesn't listen to her very much, and jokes with her casually.Maybe she looks more docile, although she likes to show her teeth and claws, she is not aggressive no matter how you look at it.Every time she bossed her around, he wanted to touch her head helplessly and say "yes, yes", and then she would explode with anger.

Two girls signed up and said they wanted to paint together, and Li Yihuan also said they wanted to paint together, plus Jiang Lan and him, there were five people in their class, if Luo Yunting came to help, there would be almost enough people.

Jiang Lan said that he decided on the theme of the autumn outing, painted some scenery of Cangye Mountain, and then copied a few modern or ancient poems about autumn.A girl said that she would design the artwork, and everyone readily agreed.

The last two classes on Saturday afternoon were originally self-study classes, but the English teacher temporarily said that he needed to make up lessons, so these two self-study classes were occupied.According to Jiang Wei's previous urgency, self-study classes would definitely be skipped to go online, let alone a self-study class on Saturday afternoon.The news of making up classes was notified at noon on Saturday, and Jiang Wei was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, not knowing whether to skip class or not.

Li Yihuan said nothing to do with himself, and incited Jiang Wei beside him: "Go, go, Yang Naosi won't mind!"

Yang Naosi is their English teacher, because his Mandarin is not standard, everyone also made fun of him, calling the "teacher" "Naosi".

This teacher is also a wonderful flower. It is said that he has stayed in the UK for a few years before, and his English accent has a little London accent, which is mixed with his own dialect.He also has some romantic feelings and likes to write poems. He also wrote poems for the corridor of the starry sky. He even distributed his self-published poetry collection to everyone in class.

Everyone can't understand his poems and feelings anymore. Li Yihuan and the others are naughty, and they often change his poems together, or recite his poems when they have nothing to do, just to make jokes.

Yang Jingcheng also complained before: "I haven't seen you memorize a few English words, but you can memorize a few poems by the English teacher fluently."

Yang Naosi was also very dissatisfied with He Feng before because he punched him.

At that time, Yang Naosi didn't know what kind of virtue he was. Once he fell asleep, Yang Naosi walked up to him and tried to wake him up.

He was dreaming at that time, dreaming that he was running, and someone was chasing him, and that person was chasing him, calling his name, he ran out of breath, and then felt very strange, why did he run?So he stopped, turned around and punched his pursuer, right in the eye.

Then he heard a scream, opened his eyes, and saw Yang Naosi covering his eyes, standing next to him and yelling.

In fact, his punch was not heavy. After all, how heavy could a punch he punched while sleeping?But Yang Naosi is a gentle scholar. Although he is tall and burly, he is actually weak and weak, and his health is very bad. When he is not smiling, he gives people a gloomy feeling. Silly, and a bit motherly, this has been laughed at by everyone.

At that time, he had just woken up, and he was still a little angry. He didn't understand the situation, and he didn't feel that he was wrong, so he didn't apologize. Instead, he changed the side indifferently and continued to sleep.

This time Yang Naosi really became popular. Combined with his bad deeds of never handing in English homework before, Yang Naosi shouted angrily: "He Feng! People are doing it, and the sky is watching!"

Just this sentence, the whole class held their breath, but after class, everyone laughed.

Because Yang Naosi has a loud voice, but because he is very weak, he lacks confidence and his voice is a bit high-pitched. In addition, his Mandarin is not standard. A sentence that was originally very severe has become very funny. Since then, everyone has started Imitate his phrase "Man is doing it, the sky is watching!" Joking everywhere.Li Yihuan and the others, during that time, whenever they saw He Feng, the first words of greeting were: "He Feng! People are doing it, and the sky is watching!"

Later, they joked about it with each other.For example, when Li Yihuan couldn't finish her homework and asked Wang Qi to borrow her homework to copy, Wang Qi would push her glasses and say, "Li Yihuan, people are doing it, and the sky is watching!"; or when Lan Ye asked Li Yihuan to grab snacks , Li Yihuan would pinch his throat and imitate Yang Naosi's tone: "Man is doing it, God is watching! Give me back the snacks!"

Although everyone often laughs at Yang Naosi, often bullies him, and doesn't take him seriously, but I have to say that this person is quite good, although it is a bit funny, but if you evaluate it seriously, you can say that he has a pure heart , I feel that he is a very pure person. Although he is not very good at teaching, he is a good person, a bit like that kind of romantic nerd who does not do ordinary work.

After a long time, Yang Naosi also got to know the group of people in his class a little bit, and also realized that he was no match for naughty students, and sometimes he would let everyone mess around, probably in a self-comforting mentality , but put on a magnanimous look.Everyone still likes to make jokes about Yang Naosi, and this person is gradually letting go.

As for the matter of He Feng beating him—well, actually, He Feng thinks that this person is quite vengeful. Although he looks magnanimous on the surface, He Feng feels that he has already written it down in a small notebook—— Sometimes Yang Naosi would ask him to get up to answer questions intentionally or unintentionally, but most of the time he was in a daze.But other things didn't bother him much.

Therefore, in the two self-study sessions this afternoon, based on his understanding of Yang Naosi, Jiang Wei decided to skip class after a symbolic struggle for 10 minutes——Yang Naosi will most likely not find out, even if he finds out I won't pursue it either.

But Li Yihuan didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement, and he personally added fuel to him - after Jiang Wei left, he did something that was very unkind at first sight and made the whole class burst into laughter.

When the seat was adjusted last time, Jiang Wei was transferred to the last row of the middle row, sitting with her back against the blackboard on the back wall.Yang Naosi's eyesight is not very good, Jiang Weicai is confident that he will not be discovered.

For the blackboard report, the blackboard on the back wall has been wiped clean—and then everyone watched, Jiang Wei just ran away with his schoolbag on his front foot, and Li Yihuan smiled evilly on his back foot, and took a piece of yellow chalk from the podium, excited ran to the blackboard at the back, and wrote a few big words on the blackboard facing Jiang Wei's seat——

Report to Yang Naosi, the fat dog has escaped!

Then he hit a big arrow pointing directly at Jiang Wei's seat.

At this moment, the whole classroom was laughing like crazy, the laughter shook the heavens and the earth, He Feng felt that the floor of the classroom was shaking - maybe the second class upstairs thought it was an earthquake.

He patted Li Yihuan's shoulder hard, and gave Li Yihuan a thumbs up. While Lan Ye and the others next to him were laughing, they did not forget to show admiration for Li Yihuan.

"The fat dog is back, and he will probably beat you to death, hahahahaha..."

"Fat Dog" is Jiang Wei's nickname, because he is lazy and likes to surf the Internet. I don't know who called him "Fat Dog" first. Later, everyone thought it was more convenient than calling him by his real name, so few people called him again. His real name is called Fat Dog.

This nickname is quite famous, even Gao Qin, the head teacher of the second class, knows that his nickname is Fat Dog.

But Yang Naosi didn't know.

When everyone was laughing madly, Yang Naosi entered the classroom with an English textbook. Although he knew that everyone could always laugh like a group of lunatics because of some inexplicable things, he still felt very strange.

"What are you laughing at?" he asked.

Everyone held back their laughter and shook their heads. Yang Naosi put the textbook on the desk suspiciously, and then started class.

So everyone found out that Yang Naosi's eyesight was really bad - 5 minutes into the class, he still didn't notice that there was no one in the last row, and he didn't see the obvious bold and heavy characters on the blackboard behind .

The thing that everyone had been looking forward to for a long time did not happen, and finally someone couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed out loud with a "puchi", and then it was like a virus outbreak, everyone seemed to be infected, and everyone burst out laughing.

Before Yang Naosi realized what was going on, someone said to him: "Yang Naosi, look at the blackboard behind!"

At this time, he squinted his eyes and looked at the blackboard behind, and read out word by word: "Report to Yang Naosi, the fat dog has escaped."

He finally understood what everyone was laughing at. It was probably the first time he had encountered such a thing, and he also found it funny. Then he smiled and asked everyone: "Who is the fat dog?"

Then several people replied to him: "Jiang Wei! It's Jiang Wei! Hahahaha..."

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