ex-boyfriend is actor

He Yan stretched out his foot and kicked Jiang Huai twice, this guy didn't notice, the yogurt bottle hit his face with a "bang", the sound of the smashing made He Yan, an outsider, feel extra pain.After going around and around, the bottle did not fall to the ground, but fell into the middle of the sofa. The thick white yogurt polluted a small area on the sofa, and Jiang Huai's face immediately fell down.

He Yan quickly took down the fallen yogurt bottle, and took out a tissue to wipe the sofa.

Jiang Huai gave him a blank look: "He Xiaoyan, why are you kicking me?"

He Yan sighed: "Who told you to forward it blindly on Weibo."

He Yan handed Jiang Huai the phone to look at, the frequent "Mother He" really gave him a headache, but Jiang Yingdi's classmate had a completely different idea from He Yan, seeing the overwhelming comments on Weibo, he was immediately happy, Gu Not feeling the pain of getting his nose smashed, he flipped through some popular comments on Weibo, and grinned: "Your readers are quite discerning!"

He Yan rolled his eyes at him: "Please don't base your happiness on my sadness, okay?"

"Because you are very sad, so you came to hurt me?" Jiang Huai pointed to his nose with an innocent expression, "My face is insured, do you know how much it will cost if you smash it?"

He Yan stretched out his hand and pushed his face: "It should be more expensive than gold of the same weight, why don't you let me touch it, so that you can feel the fairy spirit."

"Is this how you treat your lovely lover, He Xiaoyan?"

"Because you treat your lover like this, so I can only treat my lover like this." He Yan looked at the comments on Weibo and sighed, "Now the whole world starts to call me 'Mother He'. The design has changed, even the gender has changed, it’s all your fault!!”

He Yan pinched Jiang Huai's face: "So I choose revenge."

"You treat the most beautiful man in the entertainment industry like this." Jiang Huai's face was pinched by He Yan, and his speech was a little blurred. Take my place..."

He Yan smiled sinisterly: "I'm so sorry to be discovered by you, then I can only be more ruthless!"

"Murder your husband!" Jiang Huai jumped onto He Yan and pinched He Yan's face, "He Xiaoyan, do you want to murder your husband?"

"Who is the real husband?" He Yan glanced at Jiang Huai with malicious intent, "Please tell me, Jiang Yingdi, who is the real husband?"

When his eyes were looking randomly, He Yan's fingers were not to be outdone, and he flexibly unbuttoned Jiang Huai's clothes, first the coat, then the shirt. He Yan's fingers were slightly cold, and the moment he touched Jiang Huai's skin, he A little trembling, but he didn't reach out to refuse, but let He Yan untie his clothes.

"He Xiaoyan, you like to take off my clothes." Jiang Huai said seriously.

He Yan's fingers didn't pause at all: "In this way, I can take your nude photos and sell them for a lot of money."

"Wuqing, your name is He Yan."

Jiang Huai sighed for a long time, looking at He Yan's intact clothes, he suddenly felt unbalanced: "Why can you only take off mine, and I can't take off yours?"

After finishing speaking, he sharpened his fingers and stretched towards He Yan's collar. The moment he grabbed He Yan's collar, Jiang Huai couldn't help tilting his head and smiling. Suddenly there was a clear and clear child's voice: "Uncle, brother, what are you doing?"

He Yan's movements froze suddenly.

Looking at Jiang Huai, the embarrassment in the other's eyes was exactly the same as his. He Yan twisted his neck stiffly, once, twice... He could even hear the soft vibration of his own joints.

He slowly closed his eyes, and then opened them again. It really wasn't an illusion. At the entrance, the little girl He Mimi, who was dressed in yellow and looked like a chick, stared at him and Jiang Huai curiously with big cute eyes. .

But at this moment, He Yan's neckline has been completely opened, leaving only the bottom button hanging alone in the air, the swaying appearance shows his embarrassment at the moment.

Jiang Huai's situation is even more embarrassing. His upper body is naked, his chest and waist and abdomen are stretched out, and his bones are clearly defined. If there are fans present, they may scream and be subdued by his perfect muscles, but who at this moment None, only a kindergarten-aged boy.

There is no doubt that they have ruined the flowers of the motherland.

He Yan was even rejoicing that everything was just beginning, and he hadn't reached the part that couldn't be described below the neck.

Putting on the shirt in a hurry, He Yan signaled Jiang Huai to put it on quickly with his eyes, the other party gave him an embarrassed look, it was a bit cold, and being looked at by the children made him feel chilly all over, Jiang Huai also put on his clothes quickly.

"Are you guys going to sleep?" He Mimi asked, "I saw on TV that the person you like has to sleep together before giving birth to a baby."

"Uncle and brother are together, so are you going to have a baby?"

There is no doubt that He Mimi is the only protagonist in this scene.

He Yan and Jiang Huai broke out in cold sweat when he asked him this question. After a long time, Jiang Huai stood up first to stop He Yan's embarrassment: "We are not going to have a baby, we just... take off our clothes and play."

He Mimi put down her schoolbag, stared at the two adults, and smiled brightly: "Uncle, brother, I understand everything, don't try to lie to me. From the first day I went to kindergarten, the teacher told us , You can't take off other people's clothes casually, and you can't let others take off their clothes, you won't be inferior to kindergarten children, right?"

He Yan spread his hand and signaled to Jiang Huai, you can tell the lie you told yourself.

"Uncle and elder brother are indeed together, but we are both boys, so we can't have babies."

He Mimi has already turned on the TV with the remote control. I don't know if this kid did it on purpose or something. The news on the channel he tuned happened to be broadcasting a Western news-a man successfully gave birth to 7 catties 2 baby girl for two.

When He Mimi's curious eyes swept over again, the faces of He Yan and Jiang Huai turned green.

What is this!

After finally appeasing little friend He Mimi, He Yan drove Jiang Huai home.

Jiang Huai glanced at his upstairs window with a guilty conscience: "He Yan, has your brother become a genius?"

"You've become a genius." He Yansheng has no face, "This kid has always been difficult to deal with, and I was caught by him. Thinking of what this kid might say, I wish I could go home with you now. "

"The dignity of the parents is destroyed once, alas."

When He Yan came home again, as expected, He Mimi stared at him with puffy face and big cute eyes without blinking, like a righteous policeman waiting for a criminal who was about to be executed.

He Yan thought, if he made a mistake, he would be hated forever, so he shouldn't be caught by Jianghuai's beauty, and think about such embarrassing things as taking off people's clothes in broad daylight.

Before He Yan could figure out what to say, He Mimi said, "Wudun KFC, a Transformers model, an Ultraman Tiga, a toy car..."

The child talked for more than 20 minutes before stopping. He Yan narrowed his eyes slightly and asked, "He Mimi, who did you learn this trick from?"

"Dear brother, you hurt the pure heart of the cutest child, shouldn't you make up for it?" He Mimi complained, "You still keep the toy that uncle promised to buy me last time. Don't let me play, I will lose face in front of other children, okay?"

He Yan knocked him on the head: "You lose face, your brother and I lost all face today."

He Mimi puffed her bun face: "Then you don't tell me in advance, if I know that you and uncle are in love with each other, I will definitely play with Tiantian for a while."

"Who is Tiantian?"

"The female student in our class is so cute. Although she is a bit dwarf and clingy, I don't dislike her at all..."

"One KFC meal, one Transformers and Ultraman Tiga toys, nothing else."

He Mimi immediately realized: "Brother, it's too unfair for you to do this. If you don't want to buy it, I'll call my uncle. I believe he will be very willing."

He Yan raised his eyebrows, it's very powerful, little friend He Mimi, he can even threaten people.

"Okay, then your winter vacation activities are cancelled. I originally planned to take you to Harbin to see the lantern show, or to go skiing in Europe, so forget it." Let him find some exercises for the first grade of elementary school, our family Mimi is so smart, she can't play around and lose her mind."

"By the way, there is no need to watch TV, which is not conducive to the healthy growth of children."

He Mimi yelled "Wow", "Big Brother Badass, what kind of skill is bullying children?"

He Yan couldn't hide his smile: "Who made me a villain?"

Stupid Mimi, want to fight with your brother, you are still short!

But being disturbed by He Mimi, the embarrassment in He Yan's heart was relieved a lot.

After this incident, even if He Yan invited Jiang Huai over, he just sat down casually, and it would be too embarrassing to be bumped into again by accident.

In fact, it doesn't need to be said by He Yan, Jiang Huai also has a sense of fear towards He Yan's family, and tries not to come if he can.He Yan is slowly thinking about changing his address. Although the community is really good, the reporters who come here from time to time have affected the life of the entire community, not only He Yan himself, but also those uncles and aunts who often go out to buy vegetables. Our daily lives have been affected.

And Hemimi.

In fact, since He Yan gradually became popular, there have been reports in the media that He Yan lived with a little boy.

He Yan is just 30 years old this year, and He Mimi just went to kindergarten, and he was born in the years when He Yan left the entertainment industry. The media will take it for granted that he is He Yan's child.

In fact, He Yan doesn't mind what He Mimi's identity is, whether it's a son or a younger brother, the key is that He Yan doesn't want He Mimi's life to be affected.He didn't want He Mimi to have a group of malicious reporters waiting on his way to school. At such a young age, he needed to learn to face the rules of the adult world, which was what He Yan didn't want to see the most.