"Hey! Miss! Wait a minute!"

Shang Youxuan chased through the streets and alleys for hundreds of meters, and that slender figure seemed to have evaporated from the world, and since then disappeared from her sight.That night, Shang Youxuan went to the square near the Whitelace Shopping Center again, but the singer still didn't come.

The next day, she didn't come either.

On the third day, Shang Youxuan set off to return to China, the heavy snow caused the flight to be delayed, and the flight failed. By the time it landed, it was already the 29th of Beijing time, and the New Year’s Day holiday was coming soon, and she had temporarily forgotten this little episode in London the back of the head.

The author with a strange mind replied to her messages one by one, and the content of the replies made her hard to describe.

No1网友:我是大大的墩布评论:《掠夺人生》打分:2发表时间:2016-12-2500:01:56所评章节1

Twins, hey, is the other head conscious? I'm afraid

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【1楼】作者回复发表时间2016-12-2507:07:01

In fact, there is no feeling.

No2网友:我是大大的抹布评论:《掠夺人生》打分:2发表时间:2016-12-2500:03:34所评章节2

Daddy, I want to see Crying, what is the reason for this inexplicable abuse?The two of them are so pitiful, especially the younger brother, TUT [complaint] [reply]

【1楼】作者回复发表时间2016-12-2507:09:12

Will do.

No3网友:我是大大的洗脚布评论:《掠夺人生》打分:2发表时间:2016-12-2500:06:00所评章节3

That really scared my dad to death. It was in the middle of the night, and my curtains hadn't been drawn yet. The shadows of the trees swayed and the head of the bed was covered with shadows. I thought I had an extra head! ! !The little one is frightened and needs a big kiss to get better QAQ【Complaint】【Reply】

【1楼】作者回复发表时间2016-12-2507:11:11

Ok?

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No11网友:我是大大的裹脚布评论:《掠夺人生》打分:2发表时间:2016-12-2500:33:23所评章节11

I thought I would see a blackened ending, but it ended up being black and black, and I ended up in HE, crying and chirping, happy 23333333

【1楼】作者回复发表时间2016-12-2607:13:13

I'm sorry to make you feel unhappy.

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No.1网友:卖瓜不如烤红薯评论:《消失的头颅》打分:2发表时间2016-12-2523:23:33

I just watched Chapter 1 and it was very interesting. I don't know who cut off Wu Sheng's head? ~( ̄▽ ̄)~*~( ̄▽ ̄)~*

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【1楼】作者回复发表时间2016-12-2606:22:56

There are in the back.

No.2网友:吃瓜不如烤红薯评论:《消失的头颅》打分:2发表时间2016-12-2523:25:45

Ah ah ah ah ah ah I am getting more and more curious, it seems that Wu Sheng's head was not cut off, so who was it cut off? :-P [complaint] [reply]

【1楼】作者回复发表时间2016-12-2606:24:55

I wrote it later.

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No.6网友:跳舞不如烤红薯评论:《消失的头颅》打分:2发表时间2016-12-2523:33:00

It’s over, you’re amazing, the second day I met you, I love you even more than yesterday, please accept my knees~

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【1楼】作者回复发表时间:2016-12-2606:27:00

I don't know why you want me to take my knees, but it hurts to cut my knees, and I don't need your knees, so please think carefully.

Looking at these replies, Shang Youxuan was angry and wanted to laugh, angry because her heart, which was so high and crazy, fell to the ground biu, and wanted to laugh because... What the hell is a cut knee? !Who would really do such a bloody thing!Does this person live in the remote mountains and old forests isolated from the world?I don't even know the simple stalk of "offering my knee".

But after returning to China, Shang Youxuan realized that this person did not live in a remote mountain and old forest, but lived abroad all the year round, and maybe he was of Chinese descent after returning to China.She just remembered that she was in London when she left the message, and the reply time of the other party was either in the morning or in the evening, probably in a time zone not far from her.

Shang Youxuan finished reading her latest "Lost Corpse" Chapter 1, and clicked on the author's Weibo again, slenderly fingered her blank page, and her beautiful brows slowly frowned.

Number of followers: 0

Number of Weibo: 0

Likes: 0

Number of fans: 17

Poke it open and see that it is a zombie account for essay writing and beauty. The registration time is May 2010, 5. It is a relatively early group of people who play Weibo. It seems that I also registered in 6.

The private message page still stays on my own sentence: I love you greatly!Are you serious?I am at 4102, Hengsheng Yindu Hotel, District A, Xizikou, Honghu Road. I am waiting for you on the bed ╰(*°▽°*)╯. "Read" is displayed in front of it. Shang Youxuan wondered if it was her own abrupt words It frightened people into a petrified state, it seemed quite rude, or else I should apologize.

[Roasted Sweet Potato]: "Da Da Da, I'm just joking, don't be angry, I'm your loyal fan, just to express my love for you."

[Sweet and Sour Pancake]: "No, I was busy just now."

【Roasted sweet potato】: "That's good."

[Sweet and Sour Pancake]: "But your habit is not very good. I am not in a relationship with you. It's a bit offensive to say these words. I hope you don't say them next time."

[Roasted sweet potato]: "Okay, big, I know [rabbit] [rabbit]"

[Sweet and Sour Pancake]: "One more thing, I suddenly remembered that you left me a message, did you see the reply?"

Shang Youxuan rolled her eyes upwards, and said to herself: Of course I saw it, and I also saw that you told me not to cut bloody knees, tsk.

[Roasted Sweet Potato]: "I saw you, Da Da, Da Da is so hardworking, you have replied [rabbit][rabbit] to every one of them"

[Sweet and Sour Pancake]: "You didn't cut your knees, did you?"

【Roasted sweet potato】: "..."

【Sweet and Sour Pancake】: "???"

Hi!So angry!

Shang Youxuan abruptly swallowed back a mouthful of old blood, straightened her waist, and replied lightly: [Roasted sweet potato]: "Cut it, cut it down with a knife, the aorta is bleeding too much, I am now lying in No. What about Yimin Hospital, in the morgue."

The author has something to say: Joe. Veteran cadres. I’m sorry that I’ve never heard of the internet words you’re talking about. I don’t know what they mean. Hitomi vs. Shang. Every day in the early stage, I’m hilarious and angry. · But this big guy is really boring. After getting used to such a pure and unaffected big guy, I think it's quite cute. Molested big big when you have nothing to do. Youxuan wrote a joke along the way:

Scumbag author: Miss Shang, please express your feelings for Miss Qiao in one sentence.

Shang Youxuan (loudly): I want to fuck her hard!Fuck!cry!that's all!

Scumbag author: She has been back to China for a long time, be careful she already understands it.

Qiao Tong (obediently): Huh?What's the meaning?

Shang Youxuan: Hahaha, you can tell by looking at me that she doesn't understand, she never reads these internet words.

Scumbag author (it’s not a big deal to watch the excitement): Raise your hand, me, me, me, let me translate, it’s fuckyouuntil. (Although the scumbag author's English is poor, he thinks his translation is very good [Quickly praise me! Quickly praise me!

Shang Youxuan: Believe it or not, I'll beat you to death!

Qiao Tong (gets up gracefully): Wait a minute, ma'am, I'll wash my hands.

Shang Youxuan: "..."

Alas!What seems to be exposed? ? ?

Scumbag author (clears throat, prepares, sings): I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air~~~

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