Pretend to be a pig and eat the third brother

"The general is just a foreigner's fist, but the laughing devil is soft and hard, how can you compare it." Zi Jiang threw a peanut into his mouth, and said disdainfully.He has naturally heard of the role of the ghost-faced Rakshasa, but perhaps because too much time has passed, all the legends about the ghost-faced Rakshasa have added too many descriptions. In the folklore, it is simply a god-like existence. He didn't believe that a mere court general had the ability to go to heaven and earth.

oh?Long San and Licorice looked at Zi Jiang who was speaking in surprise, when did the third brother know so much about the affairs in the Jianghu?Are you still saying this?

"Ghost-faced Rakshasa was originally a young and promising man in the world. He just knew the current affairs and voted for the imperial court. His ghost image is not just a simple boxing skill." Licorice deliberately snatched a piece from Zi Jiang's plate. A piece of peanut was also eaten with relish, Zijiang glanced at him, and simply pulled the whole plate of peanuts on the table to him.

Looking at the childish interaction between the two younger brothers, Long San just thought it was funny, took a hazel mushroom from another plate, swallowed it, and then slowly said, "Second brother is right, I heard people from the older generation say , They have seen with their own eyes how powerful ghost shadows are. Not to mention ordinary people who can only fist, even people who have several years of martial arts cultivation are far from opponents. The name of General Zhenbei and the gate of hell under him, Looking at the entire rivers and lakes, it is a force that should not be underestimated."

"So the emperor is afraid that the master will be overwhelmed by his achievements, so he privately finds someone to get rid of that idiot who doesn't know how to restrain himself?" Zi Jiang chewed peanuts, suddenly blessed to his heart, he felt that it was not impossible to think so.

Patta, the licorice chopsticks fell on the table, and he seemed to be meeting Zijiang for the first time, his eyes were full of surprise, "Hey, hey! Where did you come from? It's disgusting to dare to arrange the first emperor like this." Life is long, right?" Although the late emperor had usurped power and throne, he worked hard every day in less than ten years in politics, and managed the country in an orderly manner.Although he died early due to illness, in the hearts of the people of Tianshu Dynasty, he is still an irreplaceable wise monarch.

The third brother dared to slander publicly on such an occasion, he didn't want to live!

It was rare for Zijiang to open his mouth, and after he finished speaking, he continued to lower his head to eat his peanuts, why didn't he realize that Wangjianglou's side dishes were so authentic before?The food in Anle Palace is good, but it always tastes like something is missing. When I have time in the future, I must take the cook here back to Anle Palace and cook a good meal for him.

Inexplicably, the two brothers started a new round of fighting for peanuts, completely unaware that Long San's left hand was clenched under the table.He stabilized himself, took a few deep breaths silently, and finally put the teacup down heavily, and looked at Zijiang, "Third brother, you can pretend you didn't hear what you said today, but in the future, do you remember?"

Sensing that the eldest brother was angry, Licorice kicked Zijiang under the table a few times, motioning him to make an apology as soon as possible.This kid is really a blockbuster if he doesn't sing, and he can be suspected of "offending" if he says anything casually. Fortunately, Long San is one of his own, otherwise, I'm afraid someone would have found someone to arrest this stupid boy and eat him in prison. ?Well, that's not right, the elder brother is a direct confidant of the emperor, and he definitely has the right to kill first and then act later when he encounters such a rebellious person.

After the peanuts and tea in his stomach were mixed evenly and began to send energy to the brain, Zijiang realized that he seemed to have said something terrible—because the elder brother had a dark face and the licorice was desperate Give him winks.But what did he just say?Could it be that he said aloud that he was going to arrest the cook of Wangjiang Tower and go back?

Although he didn't quite understand what mistake he made, Zijiang still obediently apologized to Long San and made a promise.Long San nodded and warned him to be cautious in his words and deeds in the future, when his subordinates appeared, it seemed that something had happened temporarily, Long San checked out and left first, Licorice looked at the back of his elder brother leaving, and then heaved a sigh of relief, Wiping off his sweat, "Third Brother, in fact, Second Brother thinks there's nothing wrong with you being a boring gourd."

Before Long San left, he ordered a few more dishes as an apology, and the remaining two simply let go of their stomachs and ate their meals.The little second brother who served the dishes repeatedly wiped his sweat with a towel. Why are the two young masters upstairs still not fat? Where did the dozen or so dishes go?

After drinking and eating, it seems that even the sunshine above the head has become gentle.People come and go on Wei'an Street, and the peaceful days are like the river moat. Although the small fishes in this peaceful river have never seen the vast sea, they still cherish the little things in front of them. happiness.

Who says being ordinary is not a blessing?

"Uh!" After burping comfortably, Licorice rubbed her round belly and narrowed her eyes in satisfaction.Turning around to look at Zijiang who hadn't changed at all, he felt a little unfair for a moment, obviously this kid ate the most, why didn't he feel full at all?Thinking about it like this, Licorice stretched out her long hands towards Zijiang's belly, and he wanted to feel the bulge there to see if it was bulging!

It's rare for a restaurant to have such good craftsmanship. Zijiang was indeed very satisfied with this meal, but he usually has a lot of activities and eats a lot. Even if he eats the most today, it's just a daily standard.Looking at the little licorice beside him, Zijiang sighed in his heart, he is a doctor who is useless.He was entertaining the fragile licorice in his heart, when he caught a glimpse of a pair of thieves attacking from the corner of his eye, Zi Jiang raised his eyebrows, stepped back half a step with his right foot and bent over, pretending to brush the dust off his hem, and dodged the hooves of the licorice without a trace hair.

The "sneak attack" failed, and Licorice simply kept on doing nothing, stretched out her hand and directly grabbed Zi Jiang's arm, and groped his stomach openly.Zijiang suppressed his habitual defensive behavior, sighed and warned himself not to argue with a thick-skinned guy.

"Third brother, don't you hide the things just now in a bag and prepare to take them home to eat?" The subordinate's stomach was flat, and he didn't look like he had eaten too much at all.Licorice's eyes widened, and she looked at Zijiang in disbelief.He walked around Zijiang again, patting him, as if he was looking for something.

Believe it or not, I finished you in minutes!Zijiang, as the lord of the first palace of the Anle Palace, is also a laughing devil who makes people talk about it. Now he is being manipulated by a doctor who can only know a little about three-legged kung fu, and the little devil in his heart begins to agitate.But restlessness is restlessness, Zijiang is still rational enough to deal with this scene, this is not the first time, for some reason, his second brother seems to like to hang shoulders with him, or cuddle with him. Son, he even thought Licorice took advantage of him as a woman.

"Do I look like someone who can't afford Wangjiang Tower?" Alas, I can only blame myself for being a brother of this kind of person in a flash of enthusiasm, and unlucky enough to be a few months younger than him and become the youngest.With a cold face, Zijiang turned on the self-spitting mode.

Hmm, that seems to be the case.Licorice supported his chin with his right hand and his right elbow with his left hand. After thinking about it for a while, it is true that the third brother is the big shopkeeper of many drugstores. It is not difficult to eat Wangjianglou. gone.

"You can't get fat after eating so much, it's a disease! Let's go, second brother will find you a place to feel your pulse, what if you get worms in your stomach!" Suddenly, Licorice slapped Zi Jiang on the shoulder, Serious face.If Zijiang hadn't been mentally prepared to deliberately control himself, otherwise his subconscious self-defense and internal force would be enough to shake this human-shaped rib half a block away.

"I'm born with a big appetite, is this the first time you know?" Zijiang gritted his molars and restrained his murderous aura that was about to leak out.Stomach bugs?You are actually a veterinarian!

Hmm, that seems to be the case.Licorice returned to the previous posture, with his chin resting on his right hand and his right elbow resting on his left hand. He thought about it for a while. It seems that since the first time they ate together, the third brother has always eaten without saying a word. goods.

"Oh, I see!" Licorice suddenly seemed to think of something, and looked at Zijiang with contempt, "No wonder you don't like to talk when we eat, it's just to eat two free meals, right? !" Licorice took a special look at Zijiang's lower abdomen, the richer people are, the more stingy they are, what they said is true.How is it like him, from the beginning he admitted that he has no money, every time he spends money with his elder brother, he is aboveboard and feels at ease.

Don't get angry, don't get angry, don't get angry, important things have to be said three times—Zi Jiang is building himself up in his heart.With which eye did he see the licorice hanging in the pot to help the world, with the demeanor of exile?Tell him, he immediately gouged out that eye for a paw!

Seeing Zijiang suddenly continue walking forward without saying a word, Gancao realized that what she said might hurt the third brother's self-esteem, so she ran two steps to catch up, circling around Zijiang who was striding forward .

"Don't be angry, it's the second brother who said the wrong thing. Next time the eldest brother treats you, the second brother will accompany you to eat together."

"Third brother, second brother is outspoken, and you know it. Second brother really didn't mean to laugh at you."

"Third brother, third brother, don't be angry with second brother, okay? Second brother promises not to say that about you again."

"Third brother, third brother, third brother. Otherwise, the second brother still has some money here, so let me treat you well."

"Third brother, third brother, third brother, third brother. Stand here and wait for second brother to buy you candied haws."

"Third brother, third brother, third brother, third brother, third..."

Licorice, who hadn't realized that she had become a scene on Wei'an Long Street, suddenly shut up.It's scary, the third brother is used to having a cold face, but now his face is so dark, it's scary!

"Go to my pharmacy, see what medicine is in need, and get it yourself." Not far in front of him is the pharmacy that he has washed white, and Zijiang feels that if he doesn't leave the crowd quickly, he will have nowhere to put his face.

"I knew that the third brother was the best and the most generous, and the third..." Okay, okay, I just shut up.

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