Pretend to be a pig and eat the third brother

"Cheng Wei." General Meng Wei gave a minimal self-introduction while throwing a bag of peanuts.

The only response to him was the sound of unpacking the paper package, it was enough that Zijiang got what he wanted, as for who sent it, he was not interested in knowing.Anyway, the other party knows him.

Thinking of him as a mighty general, he is also the emperor's imperial seal, and everyone in Tianshu Dynasty must be in awe of him when they see him, but it happens that he puts his hot face on his cold buttocks here.Cheng Wei secretly felt a little embarrassed, but after all, he was a person who came all the way from the army, so he would not be intimidated by this setback. On the contrary, he thought Xiaomo was interesting, and he was not afraid of him poisoning his food.Thinking of this, he suddenly burst out laughing, and then really asked the question.

Zijiang frowned slightly. If he had known that the general was such a mother-in-law, he would have looked for another roof. "Oath Zhongwan, give it to me."

The topic suddenly went astray, and Cheng Wei was stunned for a moment before recovering, and he waved his hands again and again to pretend to be stupid, "What is that? I just brought some peanuts and leftovers, and there are no Yanzhong pills." The generals would carry guns with them, for fear of being caught alive by the enemy.But this matter is only known to the military officers and generals. I didn't expect Xiaomo to know this at a young age.

Zijiang snorted coldly, Wei Jiang's memories of those five years had already come back, he knew very well that those uncles in the Escort Bureau would bring that with them when they went out.If those people were all soldiers who retired with his father, then it should be a rule passed down from the army back then to carry the oath loyalty pills when walking the darts.Today, he just tried it casually, but he didn't expect that this mighty general is so ignorant of concealment, the surprise on his face can't be hidden under the moonlight.

"I also know where this tradition comes from. Do you want me to tell you?" Since this general is so easy to deceive, he should be relieved to cheat. Anyway, the night is long and he has no mood to sleep.

Sure enough, after hearing this, Cheng Wei even put down the wine jar in his hand, and looked at Zijiang, looking up and down carefully.

"What are you looking at me for?" Being looked at by a man like this, Zi Jiang couldn't help getting goose bumps all over his body, he frowned and half turned around in dissatisfaction.

Cheng Wei was stunned for a moment, stared at Zijiang's sideways for a while, then smiled wryly to himself, shook his head slightly, "There are only three left, and if you give them all, it will be considered as a favor for you." . Camp, but it is also a good thing that has a price but no market on the black market.Tonight Xiaomo helped him a lot this day, Cheng Wei didn't like to owe favors to others, and was anxious to pay back something.

Zi Jiang turned sideways, caught the porcelain bottle without even turning his head, poured one out of it, and swallowed it like this.Cheng Wei thought that the Laughing Demon would take it out to observe, but who knew that this guy was actually swallowed!Did he think his life was too long?

"Spit it out, spit it out, I'll go to the military doctor right away! You wait!" Cheng Wei was frightened enough, although he also knew that the death of the Laughing Devil should be something to be celebrated, but he was surprised I feel that I have lost my temper with the guy in front of me, and I don't want to see him in trouble, especially after helping him kill the enemy general.

Cheng Wei's unfeigned panic left a good impression on Zijiang. It's not easy for someone in the court to be so kind. "What are you panicking about? I'm fine." It's just Xizhong Pills, and he has already inquired about the ingredients in it from Lu Su. It doesn't matter if it's one."

That's why Zijiang answered Cheng Wei's previous question with practical actions, he was not afraid of being poisoned.

Look, my lord, I can even swallow dick.

The oath of loyalty pills melted in the mouth and became poisonous immediately, but when Cheng Wei saw that Zijiang was still eating peanuts in a good manner, it was like seeing a ghost, "You, you...you!"

"By the way, tell Bei Ji that the Laughing Demon is not afraid of direct and hidden arrows, so you don't have to worry about catching me."

This man dared to call the emperor by his name, Cheng Wei was stunned again, but a martial artist has the advantage of being a martial artist, that is, he would not haggle over these matters like those sour scholars. "Forget it, forget it, I think I'd better go back and take all the soldiers out as soon as possible, lest you say something disrespectful again, I don't know if I should pretend I didn't hear anything." Cheng Wei muttered. After getting out of the wine jar and getting up, he kindly gave Zijiang a piece of silence, and by the way, he also left his bag of peanuts.

Not long after Cheng Wei went back, Zijiang heard footsteps from the temporary camp, and glanced over his head. Sure enough, there was an orderly movement at the place where the army was stationed not far away.

Throwing a peanut into his mouth, Zi Jiang chewed and lay back down.This is Ningdi, a military important place that both the old Tengyuan and the current Tianshu dynasty attach great importance to.In other words, this must be the place where his father once fought.

Dad, watch carefully, your son will definitely avenge the Wei family, and make the Wei family's name famous all over the world.Let Teng Yuan and those who owe the Wei family return their capital with interest.

The bright moonlight illuminated the road of the Tianshu army's night attack. The enemy army one kilometer away was still sleeping soundly, and the patrolling guards who were still unaware circled around the dead general's big tent to perform their duties.No one would have expected that Tianshu's army, which had been in a passive position from the very beginning, would have the courage to attack at night with all its strength.

Soldiers said: attack those who are unprepared, surprise them.

An unsurprising victory.

When the first ray of sunshine in the morning awakened Zijiang, he stood on the ridge of the house and watched the returning of the victorious army from a distance.

Um?How is this going?

After waking up, Zijiang noticed a subtle change in his body. The loose collar was obviously tidied up properly by someone, and there was a piece of paper folded in half in his arms, unfolded, "Be careful with tattoos."

The familiar font brought Zijiang the familiar surprise and fear, and the feeling was strikingly similar to the feeling last time in the pavilion of Wei's old house.

He said he woke up early in the morning, but he was in the barracks, how could Zijiang let himself fall asleep, but even so, he still didn't notice that someone had done such things to him.That mysterious man who can't see the end of the dragon is really worthy of the word "mysterious".

Zijiang looked at the note again, then rolled it into his hand, and raised his hand again, and a cloud of dust drifted away with the wind.The mysterious guy seems to be a friend rather than an enemy. The memory of Wei Jiang told Zi Jiang that the symbol of the Wei family army was the black plum that bloomed in the cold. Now, anyone who knows this should know has returned to the dust.However, the mysterious person who reminded him twice in the dark is probably an expert who survived by luck and is still loyal to the Wei family.

After thinking about this matter, Zi Jiang stretched on the roof, and raised his hand to cover the rising sun facing him, "The barracks still have breakfast?" There were uneasy footsteps behind him. Seeing the thrill of the person walking on the ridge, he couldn't help laughing secretly, this guy still loves to toss so much.

Boom!Crash!

The person who came was really frightened by Zijiang, and fell down on the sloping roof. He managed to grab the gap between the corrugated tiles to prevent further slipping. Although the person was hanging on the roof, there were still some tiles. The slices rolled down along with the round food box.

Immediately afterwards, there was the cry of the patrolling soldiers below, "Military division! Military division, please don't worry!"

The man known as the Military Advisor was dressed in a moon-white robe that had been stained by the dust on the roof. He was hanging in the air in disgrace at the moment, looking quite embarrassed. The patrols below had already run away to find a ladder for rescue. Zi Jiang walked slowly to the Military Advisor. Beside him, he raised his eyebrows and looked, and simply sat on the side, "You spilled my breakfast."

"Sprinkle you big-headed ghost! Hurry up and pull me up!" Unexpectedly, the seemingly gentle military adviser was as rough as a soldier when he opened his mouth.

Zijiang was quite interested in this guy, his crescent-colored robe reminded him of Licorice in white and black bamboo, and his current stupid appearance was even more comparable to that guy.That's right, God was kind to him after all, seeing that there was no licorice around him making foolish jokes, so he sent another idiot to come early in the morning for him to watch.

"You are just a mere military strategist and literati, and it's not bad that you can last for so long." Seeing the military strategist holding the eaves tightly with both hands, Zi Jiang stretched out a hand, and slowly opened them one by one. Opening the military division's left hand, he heard a burst of screaming, and Zijiang saw the guy in white holding the eaves with one hand, floating in the air like a kite with broken strings hanging from a tree.

Quite beautiful.

Zijiang crouched on the side, holding his chin and thinking about it.

One, two...five!It turns out that breaking your fingers is also a very interesting thing.Zijiang squatted there, and when he counted to five, he couldn't help poking his head, looking at the military adviser who finally fell down on his back.

"Laughing devil, you bastard! Don't let me see you, next time I'll chop you up for drinking!" Just as he fell on his back onto the pads that the sergeants made in an emergency, the military master was naturally unscathed, and he pointed at the sky A ray of white light passed by and cursed.

It's just that Zi Jiang, who had already left, couldn't hear her anymore.

I have to admire the efficiency of the imperial court. After leaving Ningdi, he only arrived at the second town when Zijiang saw the two notices posted on the side of the city gate.

The largest and most conspicuous one was of course the announcement that Tianshu defeated Jinrong, while the smaller one next to it was a commendation personally issued by Emperor Beiji of Tianshu.

The Jianghu character Xiaomo went deep into the enemy army alone, and directly took the head of the enemy's chief general, won a favorable opportunity for the army of the Tianshu Dynasty, and helped General Mengwei lead his army to victory.

Such a hero who is loyal to the imperial court is worthy of emulation in the world, so Beiji not only canceled the arrest of Laughing Demon himself, but also awarded him the title of Loyalty and Bravery with a reward of one thousand taels, and he can go to the previous dynasty to serve the country at any time.

The Laughing Devil's whereabouts are always erratic, coming and going without a trace, so Bei Ji put the thousand taels of gold bestowed on him in the back office of Suzhou between Chaodu and Ningdi.Zijiang still can't see such insignificant things as titles and official positions, but I don't know if he has developed a bad habit of being blind to money after making money for the Anle Palace all these years, and the thousand taels of gold is exactly what he wanted. .