The protagonist abused me thousands of times

Xi Lai was really not talking nonsense, he licked his fur, and murmured innocently, "You want someone to penetrate your divine sense into your dantian, and even touch your nascent soul... Even if you are a couple of Taoists, you can't do it." It's the fusion of spirit and consciousness, so what you think is not called hooliganism?"

Spiritual consciousness blends into one, and what Ling Chen pursues is strength. He doesn't know much about such things as couples, dual cultivation, etc. He didn't think about it that much at first, but when Xi Lai mentioned it, his ears twitched. The child is red.However, before Xi Lai could get complacent, Ling Chen looked cold again, and glanced at Xi Lai, "I am sincere brother Xinyue, then senior brother Chu Fei and you..."

He doesn't know as much as Xi Lai about the principles of the cultivation world, but there is only one point, no matter in the ordinary world or the cultivation world, touching a place of the same sex is still a hooligan!A monster with spiritual intelligence is only waiting to transform into form. In fact, it is not wrong to call it a demon cultivator.Xilai is a descendant of a divine beast, born with spiritual wisdom, is there any difference in consciousness from a demon cultivator?

Playing hooligans and being hooligans... Xilai would rather be the hooligan, he knows that Chu Fei only treats him as a young spirit beast without intelligence, but this does not prevent him from holding grudges.

Why did Xi Lai take a fancy to Ling Chen to form a contract? Not only because of Ling Chen's good aptitude and good luck, but also because of his good compatibility and congenial interests—yes, Xi Lai and Ling Chen are both narrow-minded. And vengeful.Xiao Chu has only developed spiritual wisdom, and he is far away from the transformation form, and he has never seen anyone who has made a move on Xiao Chu, so it is true that the surname Chu is a snake spirit!be happy!

Shaking the fur on his body, Xi Lai shrunk himself into a fur ball, pitifully nestled on the side, motionless, why would it be so embarrassing for hooligans like Ling Chen and Chu Fei?

The inheritance memory didn't tell it these things, but Xi Lai, who was extremely smart, thought about it for a long time in silence, and then glanced at Ling Chen slowly. Now that it has fur to hide its blushing, what happens after it turns into a human form?Maybe it's good to have a straight face like that, very imposing, every time the contractor is shy towards Susu, he can't see the blush.

Looking at Ling Chen, who didn't know what to think of, and became very happy, Xi Lai added in his heart, the ice face is not enough, the cheeks need to be thicker, for example...

"Brother hasn't fallen asleep yet? Why don't we talk at night while holding candles?" Ling Chen had been talking with Xilai in private before, but now that he spoke in such a low voice, others might not be able to hear him, but Su Mu, who is also a monk, has five senses. , heard clearly, "Xilai is making a fuss about daytime affairs."

cheeky!Xilai's eyes widened, it was obviously sad quietly!

Although it is very pitiful for Susu to be fooled by the thick-skinned man, but the thick-skinned man will help him take revenge on Chu, so...Xilai tried his best to maintain an expressionless cat face, flopped around the room twice, and remained expressionless Lie back on the ground - for the domineering tomorrow, we must start from now!

#How to be an iceberg cat#

No, no, no, Xi Lai licks his paws, it's a mythical beast, a white tiger, not a meow~

#On the Cultivation of Bingshan Male God#

Well, it's right this time~ Meow... Aww!

So the next day...

"Things in the world of cultivation are really different from ordinary people. Xiaochu was very human, and today I saw this civet, so sensible." Uncle Fu looked at Xi Lai'an sitting on Ling Chen's shoulders. , and he didn't have the appearance of jumping out before, his coat color was like snow, and he actually gave birth to a bit of majesty.

Xilai has indeed been acting strangely lately, maybe he can't be said to be good, Su Mu blinked and stretched out his hand to grab Xilai, why did he always feel that Xiao Xilai was imitating Ling Chen's sternness?But what's so good about a cat face?Su Mu really likes the white tiger killing the gods that he wrote back then, but isn't it a bit too much to mutate a cute and explosive cat into that?

Ling Chen pretended not to let Xilai avoid Su Mu's hand, and said with a smile, "Xilai has grown up."

After the Chu Fei incident, Ling Chen came to realize that Xi Lai can transform into form, and his senior brothers rarely touch his head, so how could he let Xi Lai take advantage of him?

Xilai still didn't make a sound, even if it knew what Ling Chen was thinking, it dexterously jumped from Ling Chen's left shoulder to his right shoulder, and half-closed its eyes again like a gentleman.

Su Mu glanced at it meaningfully, the corners of his lips curled up, "Grow up?"

Compared with Xilai who suddenly became cold, Xiaochu is still as stupid and cute as ever, happily chasing his tail in circles, and cast his wet and suspicious eyes on the little friend who played together yesterday, the little friend's tail was originally flicking It was in a flash, but now it is coiled under the body, unable to move.

"Xiao Chu seems to be a little older than last year." Su Shou had seen Xiao Chu's loyal guardian, so even if he looked stupid again, he thought Xiao Chu was very good, but since Xiao Chu was mentioned, he I have to talk about a person who has been involved with Xiao Chu, "Princess Hua Su has returned recently, and I am afraid that the big brother will have some fun watching it."

Su Mu didn't remember Hua Su before, but it was only yesterday that Han Ping taunted her with the name, and he remembered that Princess Hua Su was a savage and self-willed person who thought that everyone would go around her. Su Mu hit a wall here, especially if he failed to ask Su Mu for Xiao Chu, he hated Su Mu even more.Su Mu doesn't hold grudges, unless he fails to avenge the grudge on the spot, and against Shang Huasu, he has never suffered a disadvantage, so it is normal that Su Mu has no impression of Hua Su.

"Why did the town make such a statement?"

But whoever has the word "princess" can still be a female supporting role, especially when Su Mu inevitably created a lot of romantic encounters for someone in his writing. Although they were all killed in the end, but... what the hell, junior brother She's still young, so Princess Hua Su wants an old cow to gnaw tender grass!

Su Shou listened to his question, and he didn't mind talking about the royal family. The royal family and the family are always stronger than the other. If someone treats him as a scholar of the country, then it's a good story to seek a king and his ministers for a lifetime. If not, then change The royal family of several generations is a joke compared with the aristocratic family that has been passed down for thousands of years.

"The royal family of the Ning Dynasty never produced monks. It just so happened that Princess Huasu joined the Hermit School at the Immortal Ascension Meeting two years ago. Once she returned to the court, she was really highly sought after."

The word "Peng" is very meaningful, isn't it just "Praise...Kill", I don't know why the emperor lost his head, really thought that his daughter became a monk and could make the Ning Dynasty last forever?Changed from the original corporal who was respectful and worthy, he actually regarded all the children of the family as his servants, what a good Emperor Mingde.

In the mortal world, a monk can indeed change a lot, but when it comes to talking about it, he can't change anything.Being entangled in cause and effect is not what monks pursue, but if a family has monks, at least no one dares to move the mind of cutting weeds and roots.

There was once a Nascent Soul cultivator who had retreated for a hundred years. When he left the retreat, he sensed that his family's blood was cut off, so he directly slaughtered the family who had killed him. It was fair to exchange his life for his life, and it would not be contaminated with much karma.The conspiracies and schemes of mortals are nothing in the eyes of a monk. Of course, the premise is that the monk is strong enough--Princess Huasu's level is obviously not enough.

"It's getting worse." Su Mu couldn't help but lift the corners of his lips. He met Emperor Mingde when he was young, and he seemed to be very forbearing. It would be even better if he could hide the dark color in his eyes. In short, leaving those flaws again, this is wishing that the aristocratic family would not turn against it.As for that Hua Su, Su Mu glanced at Ling Chen, and said in a light voice, "I don't know that Hua Su is still so arrogant now."

Facts have proved that Princess Hua Su is even more arrogant, or even more arrogant.When he heard the little eunuch who came from the palace express the princess's oral order in a casual tone, when it was announced that Su Mu and Ling Chen would enter the palace for an audience, Su Shou's face turned dark, but Su Mu himself didn't care.

To gain prestige, there is nothing better than a slap in the face. Su Mu thinks that he is great. He is a competent senior brother for protecting the integrity of the junior brother!

"Brother wants to go and see the excitement, so I'll go along too." Ling Chen leaned closer to Su Mu, the long sword in his hand reflected a cold light, and what happened now was too much compared to the humiliation he had suffered. To put it lightly, but this person insulted his senior brother, why not...

Su Shou also guessed some of Su Mu's thoughts, but he looked at Ling Chen a little more inquiringly.But all of this can be discussed later, he still has important things to do now, not caring about the eunuchs who are constantly urging him outside the door, Su Shou straightened his wide sleeves and straight train, and walked towards the inner room, "Brother, can you leave me alone?" Slow down your pace, and change your clothes after the town, and you should do something."

It's one thing for the eldest brother to do what he wants to do. As the Patriarch of the Su family, he should also make a difference. If he is not a good king, he should have an admonition.

Su Mu immediately understood what Su Shou wanted to do, and he silently lit a wax for Emperor Mingde in his heart.

If you talk about romantic elegance, commonly known as pretense...Su Shou is definitely not as good as him, but when it comes to citing scriptures and allusions, Su Shou is an expert. He is born with a photographic memory and is very hardworking. With repeated words, people choked so hard that they couldn't get up and down, but they had a straight face and looked very sincere.And Su Shou's life was not considered rich when he was young, and he also met many children from poor families, all of whom were some geniuses. Now Su Shou is going to bring his group of genius friends to smash the scene.

It's not just a genius, it's fine to call it a miracle, not to mention that other aristocratic families must not understand the emperor's attitude. Seeing the Su family being neglected, they feel sad, and they must follow along with a few words.Thinking of this, a smile flashed in Su Mu's eyes, and he said softly to Ling Chen, "Go slowly, so that you can hit a good show."

Sure enough, they walked forward slowly, and the little eunuch who led the way hurriedly urged him twice, and then turned his head and saw Su Mu strolling in the courtyard. You Sheng was walking in the clouds and was speechless. I went into the mud, and for a while, the urging voice stopped.

The Huaxi Palace where Princess Huasu lives is not much less luxurious than the emperor's palace, but the dragon pattern is missing. It can be seen that Emperor Mingde has high hopes for his daughter who can cultivate immortals.Su Mu is not used to this style, in other words - his eyes are about to be blinded!But the people there were still putting on airs, spreading word one by one that Xuan Su Mu and Ling Chen had an audience.

Ling Chen didn't move, he was stopped outside the door, since he was going to meet a nobleman, of course he couldn't carry a weapon, but letting a swordsman get rid of his sword was absolutely impossible.Ling Chen's sword didn't have a sheath, and usually looked simple but ordinary, but now Ling Chen's eyes are getting colder, and the sword in his hand has a faint aura.

"Forget it, so what if you come here with a sword, I don't think so much about that Jianghu style." The voice clearly came from the palace, but it seemed that someone was whispering in the ear, this is Princess Huasu's special method to ask for it. Let me show you off, "The cats and dogs are also brought in. I love these things very much these days."

Since it was brought in, it was favored, so it was natural to keep it.

It's just a foundation-building period, and it's not as good as Ling Chen's foundation-building perfection.Ling Chen could understand it with just a casual probe, and he could understand it without needing to probe. Princess Hua Su's heart is not stable, and it's not always wrong to be obsessed.

However, Princess Huasu called Su Mu and the two of them here not just to show off their power, but to really want to see the civet cats and dogs that Han Ping told her about. It is said that they are all spiritual. Years ago she was able to crack rocks with her claws, maybe someone was lucky enough to pick up a spirit beast, this was her chance.

However, things in the world are unsatisfactory. Nine out of ten people think better than reality.Before Hua Su tried to intimidate Su Mu again, he heard an ancient bell ringing in the distance, and the humming echo spread in the slightly silent palace, and someone came up with admonishment!

Han Ping hurriedly ran from the direction of the main hall. When he passed by Su Mu, his eyes were particularly strange, but he still rushed straight to Princess Huasu, "Princess, the emperor wants you to go there as soon as possible. These...the two outside the door, Let's go together too."

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Ah, sure enough, it is tiring to write a long story. I can write [-] words a day for this article, and [-] chapters if I add more. It's true love.