[Wen Ye] Enthusiastic ordinary citizens

Dazai is in prison.

Ling went to visit with a bunch of snacks in his arms.

The black-haired young man was handcuffed to the wall, his posture was leisurely and natural, without any panic.

"Yeah, Ling, you're here."

Seeing Zero, Dazai was in a happy mood, and greeted Zero with a smile. Zero put the snacks on the stone steps, sat on the floor, opened a bag of potato chips, and ate them in front of Dazai.

"Crack, click, Mr. Dazai... welcome back to the Port Mafia, can you tell me how you feel now?"

Eating potato chips can't stop Ah Ling's mouth, and she still can't get rid of the bad habit of stepping on other people's painful feet.

Dazai looked at the handcuffs on his wrists, and acted in thought: "My feeling is probably...going deep into the enemy's camp is exciting and fun."

Okay, this answer is too much.

After dealing with the potato chips, Ling reached out to unpack the senbei packaging.

"Aren't you afraid, come in if you are ordered, and go out if you are not? Mr. Dazai." Zero, the hamster with puffed cheeks, asked again.

"Enough, curious baby Zero, please stop asking questions." Dazai lowered his head, leaned his slender body against the wall, and waved his chained hands up and down.

Ling hugged the senbei and stood up from the ground, ran down the stairs da da, broke off a small piece of senbei and stuffed it into Dazai's mouth, Dazai chewed the senbei, making a crisp clicking sound.

"Well, as you wish, I will stop asking questions."

After Ah Ling, who was like a cannonball, stopped talking just now, the dungeon became much quieter in an instant, and only Ah Ling's chewing sound could be heard in the air.

After eating the senbei, Ling ran back to the snack bag, pulled out a small bag of toffee, and ran back to Dazai with the toffee in his arms, leaning against the spare wall beside him.

"I want to eat too." Dazai looked sideways at Ling, his eyes shining with anticipation.

In front of Dazai, Zero opened a piece of toffee, stretched out his hand and handed the toffee to Dazai's mouth, Dazai opened his mouth to bite, but what he bit into was not toffee or air.

The hand holding the toffee swished back to someone's mouth, and the white toffee was thrown into someone's mouth.

Baji Baji, the world is delicious!

"How can you do this, Ling~" His resentful eyes drifted to Ling who was eating happily.

Ah Ling smiled: "I'm sorry, Mr. Dazai, if you want to eat, go buy it yourself. I'm sorry, I'm leaving."

After packing up the snack bag, before I could go out, there was a sound of footsteps outside, someone is coming!

Ah Ling's eyes widened, and he looked around with the snack bag, planning to find a place to hide, sneaking into the dungeon was a felony, and if she was caught, she couldn't afford to be charged with being an undercover agent or something.

"Mr. Dazai..." Ling called Dazai in a low voice, and made a gesture of silence. The black-haired young man yawned lazily, and nodded to indicate that Zero was okay.

The footsteps were getting closer and closer, Ah Ling dodged and hid in a dark corner, holding his breath.

"Bad idea as always?"

Both Dazai and Zero were shocked by the familiar voice.

Ling, who was hiding in the dark, was alright. Except for the surprise at the beginning, she gradually regained her composure. After all, she didn't need to face Chuya directly, nor was she a hostile member of the port mafia, so she wasn't afraid of Chuya at all.

But Dazai was different, after knowing that it was Nakahara Chuya, his face instantly turned into panic, and the frivolity and tenderness in his voice were gone now.

"That voice is..."

"It's not bad, this is really a great view, even better than a famous painting worth tens of billions, isn't it, Dazai?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also stood on the stone steps, unable to hide the joy in his heart, showing an excited smile, and a few strands of orange-red hair mischievously fell in front of his eyes.

Dazai looked displeased, "It's unlucky, wow, it's unlucky."

Pleased by Dazai's expression, Nakahara Nakaya stepped down the steps step by step towards Dazai.

"Your reaction was so good it made me want to hang you."

Nakahara Chuya stood still in front of Dazai, the height difference between the two was extremely obvious, Ling in the dark couldn't help reaching out his hand above his head to compare.

"You haven't changed at all, Chuya." (Note 1)

The pun in this sentence pointed to the height of Nakahara Chuya, and Nakahara Chuya's anger skyrocketed: "Ah, what do you mean?" (Note 2)

Taking advantage of his height, Dazai looked down at Nakahara Chuya with contempt on his face: "I've been wanting to ask you for a long time, where did you buy that shameful hat?" (Note 3)

Next, Nakahara Chuya and Dazai talked to each other, and they got into an argument.

One scolded each other for being a homeless person, and yelled about committing suicide all day long, while the other admitted that he had no objection with peace of mind. The mouth of Ling, who was watching the interaction between the two, was as sour as a lemon.

What, what's the matter with these two people's inexplicable matching faces?

After Ah Ling resisted the urge to throw out the leftover snacks he was carrying, there was almost a lot of noise over there.

Nakahara Chuya said he was looking for trouble, but he lifted his foot and kicked off the chains that held Dazai.

Ah Ling, who couldn't understand the operation of his boss's fans, stretched out Erkang's hand: No, Mr. Zhongyuan, what are you doing? Why do you want to let the Hong Kong gangsters go?

Later, Dazai performed a stunt of snapping his fingers to open the lock, which left Ah Ling dumbfounded, and the verbal confrontation between the two gradually turned into a combat.

When it comes to martial arts, the only one who is abused is Dazai.

Ah Ling, who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, can't care about whether to hide or not, whether she deserves a face, she just wants to watch the excitement.

She carefully carried the snacks, slipped aside, sat down cross-legged, gently tore open the snack packaging, and watched the confrontation between the two at close range.

Dazai, whose force value was obviously inferior to Nakahara Chuya, was quickly defeated, and was choked by the throat of fate by a hand wearing a black glove.

bass--

The tip of the knife with a cold light pointed directly at Dazai's fragile throat.

"I want to ask you one last time, why did you get arrested on purpose? What are you waiting for here?" (Note 4)

Paji, the snacks in Ah Ling's hands fell, and she, who knew Nakahara Chuya's temper, couldn't sit still at the moment. Is this the rhythm of killing someone?

Want to save someone?

Wait, whether Dazai is dead or alive is none of my business, Ling picked up the snacks and continued to watch.

With his life at stake, Dazai still didn't say a word.

"Okay, this is just to increase the fun of the torture." (Note 5) Nakahara Chuya did not take Dazai's silence seriously.

With a scratch on his face, Dazai confessed his purpose.

What Ling said to Dazai, his face didn't change, Dazai, who is so wise and close to a demon, is very good at deceiving people, it is completely impossible to be so honest.

Immediately afterwards, the two of them spoke some more words, and Dazai made a prophecy, and Nakahara Chu would tell him what he wanted to know in the tone of an inner lady.

Let Mr. Zhongyuan do such a shameful thing!

Ah Ling couldn't bear it anymore, stood up immediately, and threw the snack in his hand.

slap-

The snack hit Nakahara Nakaya's back and fell to the ground with a slight sound.Ah Ling was dumbfounded, and crouched against the wall with his head in his arms. It's over, it's over, he will be killed by Mr. Zhongyuan, right?

Zhongyuan Zhongya was already a little unhappy at the moment, but he would be "entrapped" by his subordinates again and explode instantly.

"Ah Ling! You bastard, I have tolerated you for a long time. From the beginning, you made a rattling sound like a mouse, and now you do something like this again, get out!"

Zhong Yuan also gritted his teeth and scolded Ling angrily.

Ah Ling, who had never been scolded by Zhongyuan Zhongye before, lowered his head, answered "Oh" in a low voice, and walked out silently with his things.

"Chuya, is this okay? Girls are very fragile." Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara.

The sound of footsteps behind him faded away, Nakahara Nakaya clenched the knife in his hand, "It's none of your business, Dazai."

"It's so awkward, you, if you don't want her to know too much and hurt her, just say it, why are you scolding people away in such an angry tone?"

"I said, it's none of your business, don't say so much!"

Nakahara Chuya tightened his grip on Dazai's neck, and Dazai put his hands in the pockets of his windbreaker, his posture still relaxed and completely unaffected, "Yes, yes, what Chuya did was right."

After Ah Ling left, the two battled wits and courage again, and Zhong Yuanzhong, whose strength was beyond the charts, also became the loser in this confrontation.

Before leaving, Zhong Yuan was still forced to do that shameful thing.

Dazai repeated "Don't be an example" and snickered, Nakahara Chuya was also furious, "This is a joke, hey!"

"This incident should make Ling happy, right? Chuya, next time, it's better not to make a cute girl like Ling sad."

Under Nakahara Chuya's gaze, Dazai took out the phone that was recording in his pocket, pressed the send button, sent the recording to Ah Ling, and showed Nakahara Zhongya the interface where the sending was completed.

Zhongyuan Zhongye was completely blown away this time.

"Dazai, you bastard!"

There was another flurry of chaos in the dungeon.

On the other hand, Zero's mobile phone received a surprise gift from Dazai.

The author has something to say: note 1, note 2... etc. Notes are from the original words of the anime, some are not marked