When Immortals Become Metaphysical Idols

"Are you here to supersede?"

Su Xu's eyes were wide open, and his face was in disbelief, "You know this?"

Seeing him questioning his ability, Jin Ye couldn't help but rolled his eyes, "Can you stop asking such low-level questions? I can even draw talismans to exorcise ghosts, so what can I do if I'm too tall?"

Su Xu wasn't angry when Jin Ye despised him, but Xiao An, who was timid before, got angry when she heard that her idol was bullied, pointed at Jin Ye with her hips on her hips and scolded: "I said you're an asshole, you'll be amazing? Be polite to my husband!"

Su Xu: Husband? ? ?

Jin Ye: Boyfriend?

"Don't bark! Who is your husband?" Hearing this, Su Xu's face turned red and white.

Upon hearing this, Xiao An immediately apologized: "I'm sorry old...er, I'm sorry, Su Xu."

On the other side, when he heard the words "little white face", the expression on Jin Ye's face could hardly be stretched anymore. He gritted his molars tightly and smiled at Xiao An, "Believe it or not, I'll blow you up right now."

Hearing that, Xiao An was as quiet as a chicken and closed his mouth tightly.

I was so angry just now that I forgot for a moment that my life was still in the hands of others.

At this moment, Su Xu on the side interjected, "Since just now, there is one thing I don't quite understand."

Jin Ye and Xiao An turned their heads when they heard the words, "What?"

Su Xu pointed at Jin Ye and asked Xiao An, "Don't you know him?"

Xiao An blinked, looked at Jin Ye suspiciously and said, "Who is he? Should I know him?"

Su Xu explained: "He's Li Jinye. You, a star chaser, don't know him? He's very popular recently."

"Li Jinye?" Xiao An was taken aback when he heard that, "I think I've heard this name before, and it's quite familiar."

She thought for a long time before she responded, "Oh~ I remembered, it's that little fresh meat who can't sing and dance, but can't act and rubbish, and only gets on the trending searches."

The corners of Jin Ye's mouth twitched when he heard it. Although he knew what she said was the truth, why did he want to hit someone so much?

"But I'm blind, and I don't pay attention to him, so even if I know the name, I can't match him." As he spoke, Xiao An seemed to remember something, and said to Su Xu as if to show his loyalty: "I only love you Not face blind."

Su Xu: "..."

Jin Ye was angry.

Although he is indeed not top-notch, he is still a star and has 1000 million fans on Weibo.But the tone of the female ghost in front of him was as if he was an insignificant passerby.Is he that invisible?

It's really "the dragon swims in shallow water and gets tricked by shrimps, and the tiger falls in Pingyang and gets bullied by dogs", if it weren't for being trapped in this body because of the shrinkage of his divine power, he would scare her to death if he didn't show his real body!

Seeing that the top of Jin Ye's head seemed to be smoking, Su Xu quickly comforted him, "Don't be angry, don't be angry."

"Take care of your fans!" Jin Ye held his breath.

Su Xu, who was suddenly stunned, choked. He looked at Xiao An who was beside him, "Apologize quickly."

"I'm sorry." People had to bow their heads under the eaves, and Xiao An apologized kindly.

"Forget it." Jin Ye waved his hand.

Sure enough, he has been in the human world for a long time, and he, a god who has lived for thousands of years, actually got angry with a brainless fan, and the more he lived, the more he went back.

It's better to send this disgusting idiot fan into reincarnation as soon as possible, out of sight is out of mind!

Thinking about it, Jin Ye didn't talk nonsense, and waved a wave of spiritual power into Xiao An's body.

Not long after, Xiao An, who had been blackened by the electric shock of the spell, returned to his normal appearance before his death.Although she is not a beautiful woman, she is also a handsome girl next door.

Xiaoan touched his face in a daze, with a look of surprise.

Jin Ye nodded, "This is much more pleasing to the eye."

After finishing speaking, he recited the mantra of the past life.Not long after, a faint blue vortex appeared in the air.

The door of reincarnation is wide open.

It was the first time for Xiao An and Su Xu to see such a scene, and they were too stunned to speak.

"Hurry up and reincarnate." After saying this, Jin Ye didn't hesitate, no matter how Xiao An reacted, he picked up her soul body and threw it directly into the gate of reincarnation.

There was a scream of "Ah—" beside her ear, and she just entered the blue vortex.But in an instant, the gate of reincarnation was suddenly closed.

Jin Ye clapped his hands, "Let's go, I won't see you off."

Seeing Jin Ye's operations, Su Xu was stunned, "Why do you..."

You are avenging yourself.

"What's wrong with me?" Jin Ye raised his eyebrows, and said confidently: "I sent her to reincarnation."

Su Xu opened his mouth, but finally chose to keep silent.

After Jin Ye returned to his home, Su Xu, who was belatedly aware of it, sent a worrying message to ask himself if he should go to the sun to replenish his yang energy as he said before after the ghost encounter.

Jin Ye: [Sun]

Jin Ye: [The more sun exposure the better, preferably at noon when the sun is at its peak. 】

Su Xu, who received Jin Ye's advice, thanked her repeatedly.The other party also sent a long thank you.After reading the first few sentences, Jin Ye lost interest and continued reading.After saying a lot of long-winded words of thanks, Su Xu sent Jin Ye another red envelope.Although the amount was not comparable to that of business leaders like Chang Haobo Yi Mingyuan, no matter how small a mosquito was, it was still meat.Jin Ye accepted it graciously.

After solving Su Xu's case, within a few days, Jin Ye boarded a plane to country T to participate in the recording of a new variety show.

Since there was no shortage of money in his pocket, Jin Ye asked Chen Zheng to book the best first-class cabin.

It was the first time to go abroad by plane, and Jin Ye felt fresh about everything around him.However, this novelty was not long before it was exhausted by the long and closed flight state.

Looking at the blue sky outside the window through the small plane window, and counting the white clouds, Jin Ye couldn't help "wailing": "How long will it be until we arrive..." If he hadn't, he would be able to fly in a short while. After traveling tens of thousands of miles, there is no need to shrink into such a small plane.

It was the nth time that Chen Zheng, who was sitting by the side, heard his own artist ask this question.

"It's coming soon."

Chen Zheng said a few words of reassurance and couldn't help but groan in his heart. This country T is already a relatively close country, and the flight time is only a few hours. Jin Ye is so impatient. What can I do?

Jin Ye folded his arms with a sullen face and said angrily, "That's what you said half an hour ago."

"Don't worry." Seeing that the boy was about to explode, Chen Zheng quickly took out the menu on the small table and handed it over, "Are you hungry? See if there is anything you want to eat, order some."

Sure enough, after seeing the menu Chen Zheng handed over, Jin Ye's irritable mood improved a lot.

"I want this, this, and this." Jin Ye held the menu and looked at the exquisite dishes on it and couldn't help swallowing, "This looks delicious too. I think it's the same. .”

The stewardess at the side couldn't help being dumbfounded after seeing what Jin Ye ordered.

This is too edible.Isn't he an entertainer?Eat so much without managing your body?

Out of kindness, she asked: "Sir, can you finish eating so many things?"

Chen Zheng has long been accustomed to this, so he calmly said to the stewardess: "Don't worry, he can finish eating. Just follow what he said."

I heard that although the flight attendant was surprised, she still nodded with professionalism, turned and left to prepare.

After eating the carefully prepared first-class airplane meal, Jin Ye finally stopped shouting.Taking advantage of the good mood of the cub immersed in the delicious food, Chen Zheng took out his notepad and started talking to him about his future work schedule.

"I've had a lot of work lately. In addition to the recording of "Eat All Over the World" this time, job invitations from TV dramas, variety shows, commercial performances, etc. have all been found." Chen Zheng paused and said: "Of course, I didn't Take all of them, one is the time schedule, and the other is that some of them may not be suitable for you.”

"Not suitable for me?" Jin Ye took a mouthful of pudding and said in a daze, "I'm so good, what could not be suitable for me?"

"Are you sure?" Chen Zheng gave him a sideways glance, "Can you sing and dance?"

"I..." Wen Yan Jinye's originally swearing expression seemed to have a crack, like a leaky ball.

Chen Zheng said: "I knew you couldn't. So I helped you return to those commercial performances that require singing and dancing."

I heard him muttering in a low voice: "I can learn."

The original body didn't know it was because of talent limitations, and he couldn't because he didn't learn it.

Isn't it just singing and dancing? He can definitely learn it.After all, he is so smart, and he was the fastest among his seniors when he learned talisman spells and spells, singing and dancing is probably not a problem.

"Still don't."

Chen Zheng immediately vetoed Jin Ye's idea, "Singing and dancing requires a lot of training, and you are not a professional singer, so you don't have that much time. And..." He paused and said, "I don't think you have that much time. Learn from your patience." After all, the patience of our artists is almost all used in eating, drinking and playing games.

Jin Ye nodded, what Chen Zheng said made sense.He really lacks patience, and he doesn't have much interest in singing and dancing. If you really want him to train day after day, he must be crazy.

"So, except for those that are not suitable for you, I will help you choose some relatively easy and not low-paying jobs, such as commercial shooting and so on." Chen Zheng seemed to think of something suddenly, "Yes Well, there's one more thing I almost forgot."

Jin Ye tilted his head, "What?"

Chen Zheng: "Birthday party."

"Birthday party?" Jin Ye was confused, "What birthday party?"

Chen Zheng: "..."

"You don't remember? It's your birthday in one month. Last year, I didn't hold a birthday party due to time constraints. I plan to hold another one this year. Your fans will come then."

Putting down the notepad, Chen Zheng turned his head to look at Jin Ye and said concisely: "So, have you thought about the program to be performed at this year's birthday party?"

Seeing that Jin Ye was completely out of shape, the corners of Chen Zheng's mouth twitched, "Could it be that you forgot?"

Jin Ye: "Ah..."

"I remember we discussed this topic a long time ago. You said you had to think about it, but you never told me." Chen Zheng's tone was a bit sad, "You have to tell me earlier so that I can make arrangements. .”

Hearing this, Jin Ye scratched his head, thought carefully, and finally found that distant memory in Yuan Shen's mind.

The discussion about the birthday party must have been at least four or five months ago, right?At that time, he hadn't become Li Jinye yet, how could he know this?

Also, the birthday party is the birthday party, what about the birthday party.It's so good that I have to change a word.

While complaining, Jin Ye's thoughts drifted back to the past.

He has never liked birthdays very much.Because their gods can live for tens of thousands of years, if this birthday is celebrated every year, then it will be annoying.Only the Queen Mother of the West would like to engage in those ostentatious things, such as birthday parties, flat peach parties every year, and it doesn't bother her.

Because he is afraid of trouble, his birthday is celebrated once every 100 years.Every time the master will give him a gift.It may be a magic weapon, or it may be a rare thing in the world.In short, every time he receives a gift, he feels very happy and surprised.

Recalling the past, Jin Ye couldn't help showing a look of sadness on his face.I don't know what happened to the master.If it weren't for the great loss of divine power, he probably would have found them long ago.

Chen Zheng looked at Jin Ye whose expression became a little sad and mistakenly thought that he was worrying about the performance of the birthday party, and said, "I know you are not good at singing and dancing, why don't we perform magic tricks, and cross talk is also fine!"

When Jin Ye was immersed in sentimental memories and couldn't extricate himself, he suddenly heard Chen Zheng's nonsensical proposal, and the emotional atmosphere was instantly destroyed.

"What kind of magic? What cross talk?"

Jin Ye said angrily: "It's obviously my birthday, why do I have to perform? Shouldn't they be the ones performing for me?"

Chen Zheng: "..."

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-05-2411:48:04~2020-05-2608:43:08期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of cute Yanyan; 1 bottle for the future;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!