When Immortals Become Metaphysical Idols

Sitting on the sightseeing car of the zoo, Jin Ye went straight to the tiger park with the portrait taken with him.

This zoo is full of semi-free-range tigers. They are released during the day and returned to their cages to rest at night.

Although it is not as ferocious as a pure wild tiger, the zoo staff basically feeds it some live chickens, live rabbits and the like in order to keep it wild.

Before going to work, Jin Ye changed into a breeder's overalls.

Xiao Wang, the tiger breeder who was in charge of receiving and teaching him, said: "Our tasks today are very simple. There are three main tasks. One is to drive the tigers out of their cages, the other is to feed them, and the third is to clean and clean the cages while they are eating. Abandon."

Jin Ye nodded upon hearing this, feeling that it's not too difficult.

Xiao Wang said: "Then let's drive the tiger out first." After speaking, he brought Jin Ye to the tiger's cage.

As soon as you enter the corridor, an indescribable smell hits your face.Even though I was wearing a mask, the smell still kept coming into my nose.This is a bit overwhelming.Seeing Xiao Wang covering his nose and looking at the cage, he couldn't help exclaiming, "Big fat, why are you shitting in the cage again?"

Fat?

Jin Ye looked suspiciously at the direction Xiao Wang spoke, and saw a big tiger lying on the ground sleeping leisurely, wagging its tail once and for all. Hearing Xiao Wang's complaints, he lazily opened his eyes. He opened his eyes and glanced at him with as much disdain as he wanted.

Xiao Wang was probably used to being despised by this big fat tiger, and he didn't get angry, so he opened the iron gate after muttering a few words.

I thought Big Fatty would stand up and leave the cage, but he yawned lazily, closed his eyes and continued to sleep.

"Huh? That's weird." Xiao Wang knocked on the iron railing again and said, "Big Fatty, the cage is open, let's go out and play."

Seeing that Big Fatty turned a deaf ear and turned over to continue sleeping.

Xiao Wang knocked on the railing a few more times, perhaps impatient with the noise, Big Fatty opened his eyes in displeasure and turned his head towards him, opened his bloody mouth and howled—"Wow——"

Xiao Wang was so frightened that he didn't dare to knock the whole person again and couldn't help shrinking back.

Seeing that the breeder wisely stopped knocking on the railing, Big Fatty turned his head and closed his eyes to continue sleeping with satisfaction.

Seeing this, Xiao Wang looked at Jin Ye and the cameraman with embarrassment, "It's not like this usually, and I don't know what happened today."

Jin Ye glanced at Fatty, then paused and said, "It's pregnant."

Follow-up image: ? ? ?

Xiao Wang:? ? ?

Xiao Wang was a little surprised, he didn't introduce anything yet, how did Li Jinye know that Fatty is a tigress?

Tigers are all about the same size, plus Fatty is lying on his stomach, without looking at the genitals, can ordinary people tell the difference between male and female at first glance?

What surprised him even more was that Li Jinye not only clearly distinguished the father and mother, but also said that she was pregnant!

"How is this possible?" Xiao Wang immediately retorted, "The veterinarian didn't find anything during the physical examination a while ago."

Jin Ye glanced at the chubby belly: "Because the month is still young, the fetus was probably not yet formed during your physical examination."

Xiao Wang was silent when he heard this.What Jin Ye said was not completely unreasonable.only……

"All of this is your guess." Xiao Wang was a little unconvinced, "How can you conclude that Fatty is pregnant?"

You are not a veterinarian.

Concerned that the photographer was still here, Xiao Wang swallowed the second half of the sentence.

Jin Ye shrugged and said, "If you don't believe it, you can ask a veterinarian to take a look. Look at how it looks now, even if it's not pregnant, it's probably not feeling well. It's always right to ask someone to take a look."

After hearing this, Xiao Wang felt that it made sense, so he quickly contacted the zoo veterinarian for a consultation, and he arrived soon.

After a preliminary examination, the veterinarian said: "There is no major problem, but it may be pregnant. Because the pregnancy is not long, the physical examination did not find it out a while ago." After that, he explained some precautions during the tiger's pregnancy and left .

Xiao Wang looked horrified.

The news about Li Jinye's ability to tell fortunes has been circulated on the Internet, and he has heard of it before.Now it's just that he has been treating this as hyped fake news.Now that he witnessed the scene just now with his own eyes, it completely overturned his outlook on life.

He asked Jin Ye curiously, "How did you come to the conclusion that Fatty is pregnant?"

"It's very simple." Jin Ye pointed at Fatty and said, "She told me."

Xiao Wang: "Huh?"

Jin Ye: "I'm just joking."

Xiao Wang: "..."

Jin Ye said seriously: "Actually, I can see it."

I heard that Xiao Wang was speechless, are your eyes X-ray or B-ultrasound, can you still see through?

Seeing that Xiao Wang didn't believe it, Jin Ye said, "Look at Fatty, lethargic, lazy, and unpredictable, this is obviously..."

Xiao Wang was puzzled, "Obviously what is it?"

"This is obviously pregnancy syndrome!" Jin Ye searched out such a reliable-sounding term from the original body's memory.

Xiao Wang thought about it carefully and found that it was really the case.Thinking about it, he looked at Jin Ye with admiration and said, "Mr. Jin Ye, I didn't expect you to know so much. It's amazing!"

Jin Ye accepted the flattery with peace of mind. He patted Xiao Wang on the shoulder and said, "The longer you live, the more things you will understand."

Xiao Wang: "..."

Follow-up video: "..."

If they remember correctly, the little fresh meat in front of him is only in his early twenties now, right?Is it a long life to be only twenty?

Tucao goes to Tucao, the show still has to continue recording.

Because Fatty was pregnant and didn't want to get out of the cage, a group of people had to jump over her cage.After releasing the other tigers, Jin Ye officially started this mission.

I saw Xiao Wang walking in front of him with a chicken coop in one hand and a broom in the other, "Mr. Jin Ye, which one do you choose to feed the tiger or clean it?"

Jin Ye glanced at the live chicken that was friskily blowing its feathers all over the cage, then turned his head to look at the cage house piled up with excrement and urine, and fell silent.

He didn't want to choose either.The flopping of live chickens made him feathers.

As for cleaning the cage...

He is the emperor of Haocang!Since he was born, when has he served others besides bringing tea and water to his master?He hasn't even served a god, let alone shoveled excrement and urine for a tiger!

At this time, Xiao Bai's trembling voice suddenly came from the ear that had been quiet for a long time: "Master, choose to clean the cage."

Hearing that, taking advantage of the cameraman's inattention, Jin Ye quietly glanced at Xiao Bai who was invisible beside him, and replied with his spiritual sense: "You actually want your master to shovel shit? You're so brave."

Xiaobai: "But I'm afraid of tigers."

"...It's really worthless." Jin Ye couldn't help complaining: "You, a fox who has become a spirit, is still afraid of those tigers who have not become a spirit? How embarrassing."

Xiaobai, who was complained about, retorted in a low voice: "It's the instinct of the race, don't be ashamed! Even a mature mouse will be afraid of a cat that is not mature!"

Jin Ye didn't expect Xiaobai to use racial instinct as an excuse, so the corner of his mouth twitched.

It is said that pets are like their owners, but it is absolutely impossible for Xiaobai to be like him with such a cowardly personality.

It must be because he hasn't spent too much time by his side, and this personality habit has not yet changed.

He took a deep breath and said to Xiaobai: "I will never shovel shit for a tiger. Isn't it just feeding? Besides, the tiger eats live chickens and not you. You don't have to be afraid if you follow me."

I thought this would convince Xiaobai, but Jinye saw that Xiaobai's furry face still showed rejection.

On the side, Xiao Wang saw Jin Ye standing still for a long time and didn't say which one to choose. Instead, he stared blankly at the cage next to him, thinking that Jin Ye felt that feeding live animals to tigers was too cruel and bloody, so I want to choose to clean the cage.So he kindly said: "Feeding tigers is still a bit dangerous. It's your first experience working as a breeder today. Why don't you choose cleaning."

Jin Ye: "Huh?"

"To clean the cage, you only need to sweep up the tiger's poop, rinse the floor with water, then mop it clean, and disinfect the cage. It's very simple!" After speaking, Xiao Wang stuffed the broom and dustpan into Jinye's In his hand, he went straight out with a large cage of live chickens.

Jin Ye, who was "forced" to take over the task of cleaning the cage, looked at the broom in his hand and couldn't help but twitch his cheeks.Seeing that there was no need to feed the tiger, Xiaobai quickly shouted long live!

Seeing his pet's happy appearance, Jin Ye tried his best to hold back the throbbing veins on his forehead, and talked to Xiao Bai with his spiritual sense: "Cleaning the cage is your choice, so you should be the one to shovel the shit."

Xiaobai said with an "innocent" face: "I really want to help the master, but I'm recording a program now, so I can't show myself."

Seeing him wagging his big tail, his big round eyes flashed a hint of cunning, "I'd better ask the master to solve it by himself."

Jin Ye:? ? ?

What kind of spiritual pet is this!So dishonest!

At this moment, Jin Ye desperately wanted to kick the little fox in front of him into a ball to Kunlun Mountain.

Faced with his master's raging anger, Xiao Bai didn't feel the slightest bit of fear, instead squatting lazily on the aisle and looking at him with his head tilted.At the same time, he raised his right paw in an anthropomorphic gesture of cheering.

Jin Ye was about to vomit blood.

He gritted his teeth and said, "You don't have any chicken legs for dinner!"

As soon as the words fell, Xiaobai immediately put on a pair of wet dog eyes and began to pretend to be pitiful, "No, master. Xiaobai knows that the master is the best!"

Although his heart was really touched by the fluffy little fox in front of him, Jin Ye still couldn't let go of the arrogance of the god, so he heard him ruthlessly say: "I have a hard heart, and being cute doesn't work for me."

Hearing that, Xiaobai's sharp ears drooped instantly.

On the side, watching Jin Ye holding a broom and dustpan winking at the air with the cameraman, he couldn't help but feel a chill down his spine when he thought of the gossip about Li Jinye on the Internet.

The videographer summoned up his courage and asked tremblingly, "Jin... Teacher Jin Ye, you, haven't you started yet?"

Hearing this, Li Jinye coughed lightly and said, "Start right away, start right away."

The cameraman nodded, looked at the pile of "unidentified objects" in the cage and signaled: "You can start now."

Li Jinye froze.After a while, he put down the broom and dustpan, turned his head to look at the cameraman and said seriously, "Want to witness a miracle?"

Photographer: ? ? ?

"what?"

What miracle?What's the meaning?

Before he could ask, Jin Ye asked, "Brother Camera, do you have a pen and paper?"

Faced with Jin Ye's request, the cameraman felt at a loss.

The other groups are earnestly completing the tasks assigned by the breeder. What is Li Jinye doing instead of cleaning the cage and asking for pens and paper?

Thinking about it, he shook his head and said, "Go ask the director team for it, they have it there."

Jin Ye heard the words and went to negotiate with the director team.After getting the pen and paper, he began to write and draw on the paper.

The cameraman stood behind him and looked at his "ghost drawing" on the paper and couldn't help but twitched his mouth, "Mr. Jin Ye, who is this?"

Without raising his head, Jin Ye said, "Draw the dust removal talisman."

Cameraman: Remove...the dust remover?

Jin Ye drew the talismans very fast, and he drew seven or eight talismans in a short while.

After drawing a sufficient amount, he stopped his pen and turned to look at the follow-up photo: "The following is the moment to witness the miracle."

I saw him sticking the talisman papers on the cage.

Immediately afterwards, a surprising scene appeared——

I saw all the feces and urine in the cage floating up!

The cameraman rubbed his eyes and widened them, fearing that he might be dazzled.

Immediately afterwards, brown and yellow indescribable objects lined up all over the sky and went into the trash can one by one.

In a short while, the whole cage will be clean and new.

"It's done."

Jin Ye clapped his hands and turned to look at the cameraman, only to find that the other party had already bent over and vomited profusely.

"Brother Camera, are you alright?"

The cameraman with a disheveled face: "..."

Do you think I'll be alright after seeing shit and shit flying all over the place?