[Comprehensive master fate] On how to become a zombie king that everyone loves

"No, no, speaking of Merlin, he is the most powerful magician and prophet in Britain. How can I compare to him?"

In terms of destructive power, Yelan's ability may indeed be better than Merlin's magic, but magic is not only used for fighting! In terms of non-battle, Yelan can be said to have lost a lot.

"Hehe! The most powerful... is the guy who will be approached by a woman anytime?" Kai snorted coldly.

He still hated that bastard succubus for not telling them the detailed number of monsters!

Ye Lan: "..." How serious is it? !

So is he his future lover?

"...I want to meet Merlin, can you introduce me?"

"Of course! Ah..." Artoria remembered that she still didn't know the name of the person in front of her! "May I ask your honorable name?"

"I'm Ye Lan, just call me Ye."

"Okay." Arturia also introduced herself and Kai to Ye Lan, "I am Artoria, and this is my foster brother—Kay, please give me your advice."

Since they are now in the process of concealing their identities, Artoria did not reveal the surname she had just acquired... although Yelan already knew it.

"What do you want to do with Merlin?" Ye Lan thought that Kai was afraid that he would be malicious towards Merlin, but she didn't expect... "Are you looking for revenge from him? Is it great?" Kai gloated .

So Yelan could only break his dream: "No...just a little...emmmm, emotional problems?"

"Is it his girlfriend, fiancée or sister who was cheated by him?" Kai still thought that the person who wanted to find Merlin would not do it because of a good thing. "Ah! Could it be his wife... no, right? Mom?"

Ye Lan: "..." The scope of the defense is really amazing.

"Neither, it's me..."

"Wow! That guy has reached new heights!" Kay exaggeratedly sighed.

"...I'm sorry on behalf of my teacher." Arturia used honorifics guiltily.

"...You guys misunderstood, he didn't cheat my feelings, but... just wanted to ask him some questions."

But the two children still have a mocking face and an apologetic face.

Ye Lan: "..." This teacher is too unpopular with students...

Back in the village, Arturia and Kai took Yelan straight to the hotel where they were staying, only to learn that Merlin followed them out shortly after the two went out. I can't get over it." The miserable look.

Ye Lan was not in a hurry to find Mei Lin, so she asked the two children to take off the light armor first, and healed their wounds, and then asked the two to wash off the blood stains on their bodies, and put on more comfortable regular clothes.

Therefore, Arturia's admiration for Yelan has been further improved, and Kai also sincerely admired a few words.

——After all, they are usually injured, not to mention that Merlin will use magic to help them heal, they even have to bandage themselves, and because men and women are different, it is even more difficult to bandage themselves. Same, but if the bandages aren't angled or tight enough, the wound can be so painful that you'll grin your teeth all day.

The village is not big, and Merlin's appearance is outstanding—otherwise he wouldn't be able to deceive girls—and he was found after a little searching.

"Tavern? Hehe!" Kai sneered, picked up a big stone on the side of the road to measure, and muttered to himself, "It doesn't seem to be heavy enough to break that guy's skull..."

Ye Lan: "..." He didn't hear anything, didn't know anything~

The tavern's business was very good, and it was already full of men shouting and drinking heavily in the afternoon, but the three of them still found their target at a glance.

It seems to be because of the owner's laziness, his knee-length white hair is a little messy, and his purple pupils are exuding his enchanting charm towards the cute kanban lady in the store.

It was obviously an era before baseball, but Kai realized the pitcher's moves, and threw the stone in his hand towards Merlin's head with a perfectly correct posture.

The succubus, who was obsessed with molesting the little girl, didn't notice the sneak attack from the student. He was hit by one trick and became dizzy for a while. Kai grabbed him from his position and carried him back to the hotel like a sack .

It is said that family ugliness should not be publicized. With Merlin's status, it can already be said to be a national ugliness. Although no one knew that this white-haired slut was the greatest magician in Britain, Kai carefully checked that there was no one around the room. After closing the door, he began to question.

...or was it taunting?

"Yo~ I don't know who said that the weak ones can't stand up in the morning, but why did I see that so energetic seduce the little girl?"

"After you left in the morning, I felt that my health was fine, so I went out for a walk, and saw a cute 'Jiaohua' outside the tavern, so I must take good care of it~" Merlin blushed and was not out of breath. Break it up.

Kay was flushed and veined with anger.

If it weren't for being unable to beat this bastard, the tombstone that says "Merlin's Tomb" must have appeared ten years ago!

Arturia also gently advised: "Teacher Merlin, we have just arrived in this village, please don't make us unable to stay any longer."

Originally, they settled down in the next village, and they left after dealing with the monsters in this area, but because of Merlin's chaotic female relationship, the village chief drove the three of them out in order to protect the girls in the village from being brutally murdered. They can only move to the current village for a temporary stay.

"Okay, okay~ I know how to measure~" She didn't listen to it at all, and then turned to Ye Lan, who had been listening to the conversation with several people in embarrassment, and asked, "So, who are you?"

Unlike Gilgamesh or Solomon, Merlin's clairvoyance can't see the past or the future, but he can observe all the present, and the same as the former two, his clairvoyance also can't see the existence of Yelan.

Such a mysterious figure suddenly appeared and approached Artoria, Merlin immediately put away his joking expression, and observed Ye Lan seriously.

"...Sorry, I'm sorry!"

Unexpectedly, this person rushed up and branded a kiss on his forehead.

Ye Lan clearly remembered that when they met in the spiritual world, Merlin asked her to leave her own lip marks on his face the next time she saw him—in short, to give him a kiss.

Yelan resisted at first, but after thinking about it, it seemed like nothing?

Not to mention the few men with whom he was emotionally entangled, other people such as Enkidu, Moses, Natsume Takashi, Solomon, etc., he also sent his own kisses, kisses with gratitude and blessings.

And Merlin helped him a lot, allowing him to know that the Holy Grail had been polluted before the Holy Grail appeared, so that he didn't get in touch with the black mud in a daze.

So what if he gave Merlin a kiss at his request?

But it wasn't the kiss of love on the lips that Merlin had hoped for, but a kiss of gratitude on the forehead.

Merlin: "..." Being molested for the first time in your life? !

In this situation, even he who has been playing in the flowers can't help but be confused.

No matter how he flirts with girls, it is only to the extent of flirting, because he is very clear that he is a foreign object in human society, so he will never destroy the last step...that is, the barrier called friends.

And now, he was actually...kissed by a man who didn't meet?

Kai: "...Merlin, you don't even let men go?!"

Artoria: "Mr. Merlin, I am very disappointed in you."

Merlin: "..." No, no, no, he won't take the blame!

"Why are you... kissing me?"

"Huh? Didn't you ask me to do this?" Ye Lan was even more surprised at Merlin's surprise.

"I'm pretty sure I don't know you." And I'm pretty sure I won't let a man kiss me.

——Merlin didn't say the last sentence, but just read it silently in his heart.

"...? But you really asked me to do this, and you said you were my lover? That's why I came to you to confirm?" Ye Lan was confused.

"Lover? You and me?"

"Yes, I also asked Sa... Artoria, she also said that we are... wait..." Seeing the girl at the side, Ye Lan suddenly A blind spot was remembered.

For me, now is the time after the Holy Grail War, but for Merlin and Artoria, the Holy Grail War is their future...

...So he kissed someone he didn't know or was familiar with, and the other party didn't even know him? !!!

Please, please rewind and start again QAQ

Ye Lan was so ashamed that she wanted to dig a hole in the ground and bury herself in it.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, sorry!!! I forgot that you don't know me now... Can you just pretend that nothing happened?" Ye Lan looked at Meilin expectantly.

"Oh? The me now?" Hearing Yelan's words, Merlin's interest was actually aroused, "Tell me in detail."

Ye Lan could only cry and explain the whole story without tears.

The ability to travel through time and space and across worlds is indeed quite rare, but it is not the only one, so Merlin pays more attention to the fact that his future self has identified Ye Lan as his lover.

He is not a human being, let alone a companion of human beings. What he loves is the world of human beings and the scroll of destiny drawn by human beings, but if it is counted on a person... the probability of this happening can be said to be infinite. close to zero.

Even Artoria, in Merlin's eyes, is only "the king who can save Britain", not "Artoria".

Now, without Ye Lan opening his mouth, Mei Lin took the initiative to invite the former to go with them, so he had to observe carefully.

At night, Yelan entered into meditation, and Mei Lin wanted to take the opportunity to sneak into Yelan's spiritual world, and look at his memory to determine if this person was lying.

He immediately discovered that Yelan's mental protection was very strong, but there was a tiny loophole. From the point of view of the technique, he still left a back door.

Seeing this, Mei Lin believed Ye Lan's words to the fullest.

As for the technique of opening a hole in someone's spiritual world without being discovered or repaired, and it is quite stable, he believes that no one else can do it except himself.

Sliding in through the loophole, Mei Lin looked at Ye Lan's memory.

He doesn't have the etiquette, righteousness and shame of human beings, and he doesn't care about other people's privacy, so he unscrupulously starts looking for the parts he is interested in.

However, this is a big project. Ye Lan's memory spans more than 2000 years. It is not easy to find the part about herself in one night.

In order not to miss any clues, and to understand this person's character and personality, Merlin decided to start from the beginning.

At the very beginning, it was Yelan's memory in the original post-apocalyptic world, but I don't know whether it was too long or was impacted. The memory of this period is extremely vague. Basically, there is only one message that Merlin can see——Yelan is not a human being. , but the Zombie King.

Then came the most carefree and happy period of Yelan—the Uruk period.

As if reading an interesting picture book, Mei Lin finished reading this memory without any disturbance, and couldn't understand Ye Lan's pain.

Both of them are not human beings. Although I feel sad about the death of individual characters, it is only to the extent that the characters in the book I like die. But why is Ye Lan so angry about the death of Enkidu and King Gilgamesh? Yu Huai?So unacceptable?

Why, will it be as sad as human beings?

Why, are there human emotions?

Why, like a human?

Merlin does not have human values, and his usual emotions are imitated by humans. His thinking is actually more mechanical and objective, so he is puzzled by Ye Lanhe, who is also an extrahuman existence, but lives like a human being.

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