[Comprehensive master fate] On how to become a zombie king that everyone loves

"Oh~!! It's broken...the barrier that sealed me has been destroyed!" A deep and heavy roar came from the small shrine.

"...Come on!" Natsume Takashi hurriedly took the broken shimenawa rope, trying to tie it back into one, to see if he could restore the enchantment in the monster's mouth.

The small wooden shrine vibrated rapidly as the monster inside growled more and more excitedly, announcing that the things inside were about to get out of trouble.

Natsume Takashi took a few steps back, staring fixedly at the small shrine, afraid of something terrifying rushing out.

...He is not afraid of harm, but if it is too scary, his spirit will be damaged too!

Just as he regained some strength and wanted to run away, the wooden door of the shrine slammed open. Natsume Takashi couldn't help but gasped, but was stunned when he saw what was inside.

......

......Lucky Cat?

"Puff!"

With his smile, Lucky Cat was enraged immediately, and the small shrine was blown up, sawdust scattered and smoke flying, Natsume Takashi was lucky not to be scratched, but was choked by the smoke a few times.

"It's really arrogant for a mere human being to see me without changing his face." Lucky Cat Fei looked down at Takashi Natsume condescendingly in the air.

......

I am most afraid of the sudden silence in the air...

"...Say something!" Lucky Cat seemed unable to bear this embarrassment, and asked Natsume Takashi to break the sweet atmosphere.

"...Because I'm used to it." Natsume Takashi was still a little confused, but he still answered the previous question of Lucky Cat.

"Hmph! The arrogant guy... Huh? Aren't you Natsume Reiko?"

Being misidentified again, seeing that the lucky cat can still communicate, Natsume Takashi helplessly explained to him: "Natsume Reiko is my grandmother, and I am Natsume Takashi."

"What, it turned out to be Reiko's grandson... I see, it is indeed a man after a closer look."

Natsume Takashi hung a row of black lines on his head: "Don't look carefully, I'm also a man."

Even if he looks a little thinner and more handsome, it's still not enough to be mistaken for his gender, right?

Lucky Cat and Natsume Takashi talked about Natsume Reiko's past, and then mentioned a term he had heard from other monsters - "Book of Friends".

Because it was left by the mysterious grandmother, Natsume Takashi remembered that there seemed to be such a thing in the box of relics: "Ah..."

Seeing his clear expression, the lucky cat narrowed its eyes.

Suddenly, a strong wind blew past, Natsume Takashi raised his hand to cover his face, and when he looked back, only the green grass swaying in the wind remained in front of him.

Although I didn’t know, it’s good that the monster didn’t want to hurt him. Just because Natsume Takashi had been away for a long time, after Fujiwara and his wife went back to inform everyone, Ye Lan, who was looking for someone separately with everyone, took the lead by relying on his psychic powers. come over.

After Xiang Yelan briefly explained what happened to him, Natsume Takashi put the matter of the beckoning cat behind him.

And because Yelan put away his mental power after finding someone, he didn't know that the two were followed by a small tail, but the tail didn't last long. After the picnic, Emiya sent the Fujiwara couple back first, and then Karna He picked up a fat ball of hair from the grass.

"Hey! Let go of me! You hateful human... oh, you're not human, don't worry, let me go quickly! You unreasonable guy!" Lucky Cat struggled non-stop, waving its short, fat limbs with.

Yelan's eyes lit up as soon as she saw him: "Karna, give it to me!"

Embracing the hair ball, Yelan pinched left and right, showing a happy smile: "En~ fluffy and soft~ so good~"

"What are you doing! Don't touch me randomly!...Let go of me~ let go, let go, me~~~!!!" The beckoning cat couldn't stand it anymore, and turned back into the prototype of a monster—an elegant and huge white fox.

However, Yelan didn't let him go, but became even more excited: "Long Hair!!!" Then he threw himself into his beloved Furry, intoxicated by it, and didn't want to come out.

Madara: "..." There is nothing to love.jpg

He was about to slap this nasty--well, this is not human--guy, when he was grateful for the crisis in his heart, he glanced around and found that besides the guy who was holding him just now, there was another A dark-skinned man also looked at himself with a look of "you will die if you dare to hurt him".

It was also at this time that he discovered that the few here were not human except for the little ghost, and they all had high strength. Even the big monster, he was not sure that he could beat one of them.

...He is definitely not cowardly, he just thinks that the guy who walks in his hair has a good vision and knows how to appreciate it!

Since there was no need to fight, Ban turned back into the appearance of a beckoning cat to save his demon power... Needless to say, he was still picked up by Yelan and held in his arms.

After a round of questioning, everyone knew that the fat cat's name was "Blade", and they also probably knew what a friend account is.

"But the monsters in Tokyo didn't realize that Takashi and Natsume Reiko-san are very similar? That box of relics has been in my house for a long time and no monster wants to snatch it?"

"Reiko's reputation is mostly spread in the ears of monsters in this area, and if you don't know the function of the friend account, it looks like a stack of paper with words written on it." Without the reluctance at the beginning, Madara is comfortable Nestled tightly in Yelan's arms, enjoying his gentle touch.

"It seems that we have to investigate carefully when we go home..." Yelan stood up holding Madara, "Okay, let's go back first."

"...Ye, you want to take him back?" Emiya twitched her eyebrows seeing that Ye Lan obviously had no intention of letting go.

"Well! Please also ask him to tell us about Guizhi's grandmother and the account of friends." Yelan immediately found a legitimate reason.

"... the truth?"

"...Although it's a bit heavy, it's so comfortable to hold. Can't I raise it?" Yelan looked at E-mother-miya expectantly.

Before Emiya opened her mouth, the person involved objected: "Hey! What do you mean! I am not a pet, so why not keep it!"

Yelan blinked, took out an uneaten sandwich from the picnic basket, and stuffed it into Madara's mouth: "He made it." He pointed at Emiya.

Madara's eyes widened, and he groaned and wiped out the sandwich in a second.

"Follow me?" Ye Lan asked again.

"...Since you like me so much, I will reluctantly accept your offering." Madara said that dignity still needs to be taken care of.

Emiya: "..." So what about his opinion...

Back at Fujiwara's house, Madara was naturally paid attention to.

"Ye Lansang, is this... a pig?" At first glance, Shigeru Fujiwara took the fat and round Madara as a pet pig.

The zebra struggled in Yelan's arms and roared that he was a noble monster, but in the ears of the Fujiwara couple, it was just a series of meaningless meows.

Yelan patted his head to comfort him, and defended him: "No, it's a cat... the pet pigs are not so fat now." But at the end, he added a knowing blow.

Spotted, died.

Immediately, he found that the hairy bun was drooping, and Ye Lan raised him to his eyes and shook: "What's wrong? Are you okay?"

Madara gave him a weak look: "...I am a noble and elegant monster, not fat at all..."

"Enen! Not fat, not fat, just a little thicker." Ye Lan changed the euphemistic word with a wink.

Madara said that he didn't want to pay attention to this stupid, ignorant and blind guy.

"Ye Lansang, are you talking to it?"

"Yeah, he's thinking I said he's fat." Ye Lan directly let Fujiwara Shigeru know that he can communicate with Madara without any shyness.

But just from Shigeru Fujiwara's smile watching the child playing, it's enough to know that he didn't believe it.

In the evening, the six of them had a family meeting around Zhou Madara.

First of all, the most important thing is of course the information about the friend account.

"Ban-san, do you know why grandma wants to collect the names of monsters?" Natsume Takashi, who was the person involved, was the first to ask the question.

"Little ghost, you are not allowed to call me by my name directly! Call me teacher! Teacher!" Madara jumped up high with agility that was the opposite of his body size, and slapped Natsume Takashi's paw on his forehead.

"A pain!" Natsume Takashi stroked his forehead lightly, "Why?!"

"Little ghosts should have the respect that little ghosts have for their elders!" Ban Aojiao raised his head.

"...I got it, I got it, teacher, don't call me a kid anymore, I have the name Natsume Takashi."

After Natsume Takashi changed his name, Madara finally answered the question seriously: "That guy Reiko would fight with a monster every time he met him, and if he won, he would leave his name. She didn't say why, but I think It should be... because of loneliness..."

"If you can see monsters, you should have experienced the feeling of being feared and hated by ordinary people... Reiko doesn't have ordinary friends, so she can only use this method..." Madara said sighed.

Takashi Natsume looked around at his family.

Indeed, before he met Yelan, he had been living a life that was hated by everyone. It was not until he had a bracelet that could protect him that monsters could not hurt him, reducing many strange behaviors in the eyes of ordinary people, so he handed over to Heizi Tetsuya, Aomine Daiki and other friends...Although these two people have also seen monsters.

"I said that the composition of your group of people is really strange. There are existences that are free from life and death..."

Ye Lan, who was named by spots, smiled.

"Three undead..." Yunyin and Karna remained expressionless, while Emiya snorted coldly, "It's a heroic spirit!"

"There are also weak gods..."

"Who do you say is weak and doesn't take advantage of the machine?" Yato jumped up without pretending to retort.

"The last is the little ghost with powerful demon power. If you add me, you can almost collect all the types of intelligent creatures."

After Madara counted, Ye Lan realized the fact: "Emmmm...then why don't you catch a monster to make do with it?"

Emiya rubbed her forehead, and immediately stopped her Master's unrealistic thoughts: "Ye, monsters are not included in the category of intelligent beings."

"Otherwise, what's the difference? Half-and-half like me? Half-human, half-demon?"

"...That's not the point, okay, you don't need to collect all of them!"

Emiya felt very tired, but someone still didn't let him go: "Ye want to find a half-human half-demon? I..." A follower who was extremely sincere got up immediately to fulfill the Master's wish.

"Karna, why can't you tell that this is a joke..." The colleague's emotional intelligence when dealing with Matser really made Emiya desperate, and he could immediately detect the truth when dealing with other people.

"Huh? Are you kidding me?" As a result, Ye Lan continued to make up the knife.

"Okay, then I'm going to..."

Emiya: "...(╬д)"

"All, all, give, me, get out, go, sleep, sleep!"

The rare and quiet Yato: "..." He is obviously very good, why should he be yelled at?

Natsume Takashi & Yunyin: "..." I can see the moment when the dark chocolate becomes darker!

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