[Comprehensive master fate] On how to become a zombie king that everyone loves

This day is a big day full of pink love atmosphere twice a year——Valentine's Day. As the manager of a flower shop cafe whose customers are mainly female, Ye Lan has already investigated the relevant customs in Japan. A series of preferential packages for couples and an activity of free homemade chocolates were launched for spending over [-] yuan.

However, apart from the rare balance between men and women in the store, it was still full as usual, so there was nothing to mention. Instead, the focus should be on the time after closing.

"Karna, here, chocolate." Ye Lan handed out a beautifully packaged box.

After today's activities in the store, Karna certainly knew what the gift of chocolate meant, and accepted it with a blushing face: "Excuse me for leaving the table for a while, please wait for me here."

Ye Lan was full of question marks, but she still obediently stayed where she was and waited for Karna to come back.

"I'm ashamed to have kept you waiting for such an unprepared man, but please accept this."

"This... this..." Ye Lan twitched the corners of her mouth, "Could it be your armor..."

"Yes, Ye gave me the same style of chocolate as the earrings I wear, so I used the materials at hand to make slightly different ones as a return gift, which is my confident creation."

"Could it be that the ruby ​​on the earring was knocked out of your chest..." If so, Ye Lan felt that it was too horrifying.

"No, that's just the crystallization of my magic power... Do you want this gem on my chest? Well... Then please give me the earring for now, and I will replace it..."

"No no no no no, this is very good, I like it very much." In order to prevent the self-mutilation of her overly honest hero, Ye Lan immediately pierced a hole in her ear and hung the sunset earrings.

"Sorry, Karna, I can only take one side, and someone has already occupied the other side." Ye Lan touched the earring on her right ear with a smile. It was a gift from a proud and lovely goddess of the underworld, " Let me keep the other half in my collection, shall I?"

"kindness."

When he was still in the joy of Yelan wearing the earrings he made by himself, he saw Yelan take out a familiar gift box from the space.

"...Night, that's..."

"Huh? It's chocolate for Emiya. He usually pays so much for us, so we have to thank him."

That is to say, the chocolate that Yelan sent was just to express the other party's care for her on weekdays, and there was no meaningful admiration at all. In other words, it was commonly known as giri chocolate.

Karna: "..." indifferent face.jpg

"Karna? Why do you feel that you are suddenly in a bad mood? Are you all right?"

"...It's okay, Emiya is still in the kitchen if you want to find him."

"Ooh! Thank you."

Emiya guessed what he was going to do since Yelan wanted to leave a lot of raw chocolates early, so it was no surprise when he received the chocolates: "Is it doing well?"

The usual sarcasm couldn't hide the corners of his mouth.

"I specially used black and white chocolate to make Mo Xie look like a general, doesn't it look like him?" Ye Lan looked proud.

"Here, take it, return the gift." Emiya simply threw a large bag of things.

Yelan guessed and found that there were various housework items inside. Looking at the black and white kitchen knife, one could deduce that these were probably made by a heroic spirit who thought he was upright with magic.

"That, Emiya..."

"What? Don't like it?"

"No, it's not...it's just that you don't think these things...are you still using them in the end?"

E-do all the housework-mom-miya: "..." indifferent face.jpg

"Ahahahahahaha, I'm going to find Guizhi first."

After finishing his homework at night, Natsume Takashi usually stays at Yato's shrine to play with him, and doesn't come down to <Night and Night> to help clean up until closing time, so when Yelan goes upstairs, he sees Natsume Takashi who is about to come down.

"Kiki, you came just in time."

Because she is a child, Yelan didn't pack it in an exquisite gift box, but chose a more lively gift bag, containing chocolates in the shape of a little black cat that Natsume Takashi likes.

"Thank you Yelan brother!" Natsume Takashi happily took it.

"Guizhi~ Did you receive any chocolate from the girl at school today?" Ye Lan instantly turned into a gossip parent, wanting to find out about her child's love life.

"...N-none...all, it's just Giri chocolate..."

"That's a pity, Guizhi said so cutely."

Natsume Takashi couldn't stand Yelan's teasing tone, and said that he was going to help close the store, so he ran away.

"The next ones are... Yetou and Yunyin." Yelan continued his journey of giving chocolates.

"Oh oh oh oh oh! Chocolate! It's chocolate, Yunin!" Yato rolled on the ground excitedly holding a big bag of five-yuan coin chocolates.

"I saw it, Lord Yedou." Yunyin perfunctory his master coldly, and then politely thanked Yelan, "I like it very much, please take your trouble."

After Yunyin got rid of the penniless embarrassment at the beginning, in addition to saving some small money for emergencies, he most often bought various styles of glasses for collection, so Yelan gave him the style of glasses he most often wears chocolate.

"Yunyin... No matter how much you like glasses, you can't wear these?" Seeing Yunyin who picked up the chocolate glasses and carefully observed the carver, Ye Lan couldn't help feeling a little worried.

"...Ye Lansang, my head is still normal. Only that one over there can do this kind of thing." He put his fingers together and pointed at trying to put five-yuan coin chocolates into the saving wine bottle Yato.

Ye Lan: "..." Indifferent face.jpg

"Yeto! Take it out quickly! That one will grow ants!" It took a lot of hands and feet to pick out the chocolate mixed in the real coins. Yelan was a little tired, but he still had gifts that he hadn't given out.

"Yato, please take me to Takamahara."

"...You don't want to return the part of that slut you prepared?!" Yato said with a face full of Sho.

"Hurry up! Let's go!" Yelan didn't care whether he wanted to go or not. Although he was there to save Zhaoma last time, he still completely destroyed his mansion, so he had to apologize.

"Tsk!"

"Hey! Bishamon, come out~" Yato stepped across the ruins of the unrepaired gate very rudely, and shouted very rudely.

Fortunately, after the last incident, Bishamonten's artifact knew Yato, and the two were not expelled as intruders.

"Yetou, Yelan, why are you here?" Bishamon himself was the one who was chasing the murderer. She didn't think that Yeto, who had been misunderstood for many years, would come to visit her house with such a good temper.

Sure enough, Ye Dou looked disgusted when he saw her, but after seeing Ye Lan's chilling smile, he could only swallow the ridicule that was about to blurt out into his stomach, and turned it into a cold snort.

"In the lower world, today is Valentine's Day, and girls will give chocolates to the one they like to express their love; although I am not a woman, I also want to express my gratitude to everyone and apologize for the big trouble before Ye Dou." Ye Lan Explained a little bit.

"Why do you say it's all my fault! Obviously this guy didn't take care of himself..." Yato retorted dissatisfied.

"Yato, please shut up."

The very unscrupulous god happily took the coin that drew an arc in midair: "Thank you for your patronage!"

Bishamonten: "..." I actually regarded this bastard as my biggest enemy before... How embarrassing!

"Yato is right. This incident was caused by my negligence and carelessness, and Yato was only involved. I feel ashamed for what you said so politely." Without personal grievances, Bishamonten is indeed A good god who knows right from wrong.

"emmmmm...then let's treat it as an early meeting gift to the neighbors."

"Neighbor?" Bishamon wondered.

Thinking of this, Ye Lan couldn't help laughing: "I don't know if it was intentional, but after Ye Dou had a shrine, it might be too annoying when he came to Gaotianyuan's land administration office to ask for land, and the staff there would send A piece of land adjacent to here was given to Yato."

In addition to the several reasons mentioned earlier, this is also one of the reasons why Yato did not build his own residence in Gaotianyuan after he came to the land with a shameless face. It is estimated that the land can be left unused forever.

Yelan took out a big bag of chocolates and picked out the two most obvious ones: "This one is for Master Bishamon, this one is for Zhaoma, and the rest are for the artifacts."

Bishamonten opened the box and found that there were chocolates of different shapes inside: lions, whips, swords, phalluses, etc., and the biggest and most beautiful one was a chocolate earring with blooming flowers.

"Thank you, I like it very much." This time it was not a polite sentence, just looking at Bishamon's small crooked eyes, one could tell how much she loved this gift.

On the other side, Zhao Ma opened the box and took a look, and immediately closed it with a blushing face.

"Zhaoma, don't you like it? I've been doing that for a long time." Yelan smiled slyly.

For all the chocolates of Bishamonten, Yelan made a round-faced Bishamon with a Q board, with various vivid expressions, very cute, but only the one with Zhaoma, which is a ten-tenth imitation, is simply A smaller version of myself.

"Master Yelan, this...I..."

Ye Lan ignored him, and talked to Bishamon, "Please, Master Bishamon, please supervise Zhaoma to eat the chocolate."

"It can be, but why?"

"Because I think Zhao Ma is the type who will cherish other people's gifts and be reluctant to eat them." Ye Lan tried to fool around with a serious face.

"Understood, I will watch Zhaoma eat the chocolate with my own eyes."

Yelan curled her mouth: "That's great, Zhaoma, Master Bishamon will personally watch you eat and drop chocolate."

Zhao Ma: "..." This devilish smile...

As for how Zhaoma clung to the shape of the chocolate desperately, and ate the chocolate with a blushing face under the supervision of Bishamonten, it is up to everyone's imagination.

In the end, it was Xiaofu and Dahei's chocolate. Yelan gave it to Yedou to deliver it by himself. After all, he was the god who often went to other people's houses to fool around and cause trouble for them.

"Absolutely, you can't take it for yourself?" Before Ye Dou set off, Ye Lan confiscated Ye Dou's wine bottle very prophetically, and asked Yun Yin to go with him.

"...Understood QAQ." Being pinched, Yato could only obediently deliver chocolates and under Yunyin's stare, he thanked others for taking good care of him.

The author has something to say: Valentine's Day activities~

I really envy the full-voice Valentine's Day event in the Japanese version, but I don't know how long I have to wait for the traditional Chinese version played by the stupid author QAQ

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