[Comprehensive master fate] On how to become a zombie king that everyone loves

I don’t know if it was the reason why Yato and Natsume Takashi’s voices were similar in the morning. In the afternoon, as soon as Natsume Takashi returned to <Day and Night> after school, he ran into the kitchen excitedly: “Brother Emiya, there is a voice in our class that is similar to yours. The same classmate also has dark skin, does it have any special relationship with you?"

Emiya: "..."

Yato, who was stealing food: "...Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You must be punished! This is the consequence of wronging the gods!"

Without turning her head, Emiya threw the kitchen knife in her hand towards the source of the laughter.

Yato dodged quickly: "It's dangerous, okay?!"

"Tsk!" Emiya picked up another knife and was about to throw it again.

Yato quickly hid behind Natsume Takashi, and as expected, Emiya could only put down the knife with a displeased face.

"I am a Servant. There is no one who is related to me by blood in this world... and my skin turned black for special reasons after I became an adult."

"What are you talking about?" Ye Lan, who had finished ordering drinks, was finally able to join the conversation.

"We're talking about Brother Emiya and my new classmate..."

"Oh? I really want to get to know you..." Ye Lan was quite interested in this boy's classmate.

"Hmm...but I don't feel like his personality fits very well..." Takashi Natsume didn't dislike this new classmate, but just observed him on the first day. People, on the other hand, are relatively quiet, not like people who will play together.

"It's a pity, I still want to invite him to the store, and then play a game of closing your eyes and guessing who is talking..." Ye Lan glanced at Emiya, showing a little devil smile .

Emiya: "..." Master, you have changed! Really! Where is the caring little padded jacket that you promised? !

"But <Day and Night> is a bit far away from the school, and it's not a distance that you can drop by." Takashi Natsume really wanted to complete Yelan's little (evil) heart (work) wish (drama), and was quite distressed.

"Ah, speaking of this..." Yelan reached into the space and pulled out the bicycle she bought in the morning, "Surprise!"

"...Brother Yelan, I don't know how to ride a bicycle." Takashi Natsume was often chased by monsters in the past, and his motor nerves are not bad, but there is no bicycle for him to ride, and no one will teach him. So even if you like this gift very much, you can only politely decline it.

"It's okay! Let's practice now!"

Emiya: "...╬"

"...(╬?д?)"

"...Get the hell out of here! The kitchen isn't big, and it's filled with a bunch of you, yet you actually took out your bicycle?!"

"There's still night! It's close to the off-duty time, and it's the peak time of customer flow, so don't try to slip away!"

At this time, Karna knocked on the door of the kitchen in a timely manner: "There are a lot of people and they need help."

E-true-head of the family-miya yelled: "All, give, me, go, work, work!"

Ye Lan returned to the bar with her shoulders slumped, her white hair, which was always clean and bright, was a little gray: "...Emiya is so fierce QAQ."

"... Kishi, I'm sorry I can't accompany you to practice cycling... Otherwise, you can ask Tetsuya to teach you? He should know how to ride?"

"I don't know, but Zhe also joined the basketball club and said that he has to train every day, so he should not have time to accompany me..." Not only did he not be in the same class as his friends, but he even lost time to get along after class, which made Natsume Guizhi was a little frustrated.

"Corporation...... Don't you consider joining Takashi?"

"The shogi club seems to be doing well...but I'm coming back to help..."

Ye Lan patted his head: "Go and enjoy the school life..." While no one was paying attention, a drop of water condensed on his fingertips: "I use 'this' so I don't have to worry about people's hands. problem."

"Ah."

Encouraged by Ye Lan, Natsume Takashi joined the shogi club; with the club work, the time to go home was postponed to around five or six o'clock.

One day, on the street in the evening, he found a girl who looked like a high school student, squatting in a corner alone, no one seemed to notice her.

Thinking that she was a monster, and she didn't look like a vicious type, Natsume Takashi approached cautiously and asked, "Excuse me...do you need help?"

The cute girl with puffy pink curly hair looked up and said pitifully: "...lost, can't find my way home..."

"Gululululu~" At the same time, there was the sound of stomach protesting.

Natsume Takashikai has been thinking about whether he wants to help her find the way or buy her something to eat.

"That... Do you have a detailed address?"

The girl gave a list of addresses, after listening, Natsume Takashi decided to take her back to <Day and Night>... No way, he didn't know where it was.

"Shall I take you back to my house for something to eat first?" If an adult said this, it would sound like abduction, but it came from the mouth of Natsume Takashi, a junior high school student, which made people feel kind and reassuring.

"But my family won't let me eat outside." The girl pouted angrily.

"It doesn't matter just once." Natsume Takashi thought that since it was an address he had never heard of, it should not be near here. If he couldn't go back for a while, it was better to fill his stomach first.

"Let's go." Natsume Takashi took the girl's hand.

Taking advantage of his strength, the girl hugged Takashi Natsume into her arms and rubbed him: "It's really cute~lovely child~"

"Please, please don't do this!" Ye Lan often did this to Natsume Takashi, but he would be shy if it was a young girl.

The two chatted on the road, and Natsume Takashi suddenly realized that the girl is not a monster, she seems to be in a family with strict tutoring, and sometimes sneaks out to play, today she ran too far and accidentally lost her way.

"Ala, Guizhi, who is this young lady?" Ye Lan showed an ambiguous smile when she saw her child take the initiative to take the lovely girl home.

"Brother Yelan, please don't think about it...Little Fusang was just lost and hungry, so I brought her back."

The girl Natsume Takashi called Xiaofu jumped up to Yelan when she saw Yelan, and looked up and down: "You... so interesting!"

Karna also noticed the movement here, put down the dinner plate and protected Yelan behind him.

"... Karna?"

"She is a god, not a god of evil but a god of disaster."

"Hey~ I've been discovered!" The girl bared her small canine teeth and tapped her head cutely.

"Ah~ah, today's work is really tiring, that guy..." Yato pushed the door in irritably: "...Xiaofu! Why are you here?!"

"No! Get out of here! Don't stay in the shop!"

"Yato-chan~Long time no see~" Xiao Fu was coquettishly dragged out by Yeto.

Seeing that the guests were affected by the farce here, Ye Lan asked Karna to go back to work and go with Natsume Takashi to see what was going on.

"That's why, this guy is a god of poverty who will bring disasters. Anyone who has anything to do with her will end badly. If they stay in the store for a long time, they might go bankrupt in a few days." Yato Scratching his hair, he explained, "I just received an entrustment from this guy's artifact today. I wanted to find the god who had run away from home, and when I was about to give up, I couldn't find it, and I found it in the store! Really. …”

"Yoto-chan, don't say that...as if I'm something bad."

"It's just not good! You self-propelled disaster spreader in human form!"

"Yato-chan is too much! I came out to play with you because I thought I hadn't seen you for a long time... Hey..." Xiaofu pretended to cry for a while, looking at Takashi Natsume out of the corner of his eye, Immediately regained his spirit: "Nah~ Yato-chan~ This child's voice is exactly like yours, is it your illegitimate child?"

It was because she felt that Natsume Takashi's voice was the same as Yato's that she came to <Day and Night> with him, and she regarded him as a cute child who hurt her friend, so she loved (tune) love (drama) a lot.

"No, yes! It's just a coincidence!" Regarding the question of dialectics, Yato said that he was very tired.

"Ye Dou, or take him back to your room first, and I'll bring your dinner up." Ye Lan didn't mind a poor god entering her home.

"Yetou-chan found a place to live?!" Xiaofu knew very well that Huyou was penniless, and even God of Poverty was hundreds of times richer than him.

"Hmph! Not just a room, but a beautiful shrine!" Yato put his hands on his hips, raised his head proudly, his nose was so sharp that it could pierce the sky.

"Wow! That's amazing! Yato-chan finally has her own shrine!" Xiao Fu sincerely congratulated.

"Hmph~ I'll take you to see my great shrine now!"

"Oh~!"

The two jumped up from the outside of the building with great interest, but fortunately no one could notice them.

"...It turns out that all Japanese gods are like this..." Natsume Takashi felt that his childhood fantasy was shattered.

"Hehe, isn't this cute?" Back in the kitchen, he chose a few dishes and put them on the plate, and handed them to Takashi Natsume, "Go, you're very interested, aren't you?"

"Um!"

Emiya: "..."

"Yeah!!! You took away the guest's meal again!"

Ye Lan flinched, and hurried to appease the outburst chef.

After a while, Ye Lan saw that the artifact that was not with Ye Dou had returned.

"Where are Yato-sama and Xiaofu-sama?"

"Dinning at the shrine, what's wrong?"

"No, it's just that Lord Xiaofu's artifact was looking for her very anxiously. After I received a call from Lord Yato, I hurried back to pick her up. I didn't expect to be eating dinner leisurely...hehehehe."

Yelan: "..." Well, what a scary smile!!!

Well, help Yato light a row of candles!

Today's <Day and Night> is a bit uneven.

For a while the oven in the kitchen exploded, for a while the light bulbs in the store shattered, for a while the legs of the tables and chairs broke...

It's not a big problem to only have Emiya in the kitchen, but a series of accidents happened in the store, which made <Day and Night>, which was full of guests from the opening to now, vacate more than half of the vacant seats.

Yelan: "..." Well, what a terrifying god of poverty!!!

Mmm, do yourself a row of wax too!

The author has something to say: I am super envious of Japanese students who finish school at three or four o'clock, what is it if it is not heaven!!!

But their commute time is really long

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