[Comprehensive master fate] On how to become a zombie king that everyone loves

At nine o'clock in the evening, with a pile of things left unwashed and tidied up, Yelan dialed a phone call claiming to be a god.

"Hi~ Thank you very much for your nomination, this is Yato de~su who can provide quick and safe service!"

This frivolous and overly enthusiastic voice came from the phone, and Ye Lan suddenly saw a boy with clear blue eyes in front of her.

"Hello! I am Lord Yatogami who is worshiped by thousands of believers~"

"Yato-san!" Seeing that Yato appeared, Natsume Takashi smiled happily, "I'll say it's true!"

"Are you... the kid who can see the other side? What's the matter?"

"It's not a kid, it's Takashi Natsume!"

"Hey, so, have you been entangled by something strange again?"

The two... chatted ecstatically, one with the other, but Ye Lan didn't care that he was ignored, he was watching Ye Dou with his Servant.

"How about Karna? Is it really a god?"

"Ah, it does have a complete divinity, but its rank is not very high."

As soon as they talked, Yato remembered that there were other people around, and when he saw Emiya and Karna, his eyes shone like a big kilowatt light bulb: "Oh, oh, oh! Such a high-quality I haven't seen Necromancer for a long time, I wonder if you would like to work under Yato God who has 2000 million followers?"

"...Undead?!" Natsume Takashi's shocked voice raised several degrees.

"You can see both sides, so you can't tell them apart. These two are not human beings, they are the souls of the dead, and this one..." Ye Dou looked at Ye Lan, "It lives between the other side and this side. , is neither the living nor the dead, nor is it a god or an artifact... I have never seen such an existence."

"But everyone else can also see Brother Karna and Brother Emiya?"

Yato blinked: "...Huh? Isn't it a necromancer?"

"No, our correct name is Servant, who is separated from the heroic spirit of the Seat of Heroes. After signing a contract with the Master, he obtains magical power to build a body and manifest." Karna corrected Yato's title.

"What is a heroic spirit?" One big and one small tilted their heads and asked in doubt.

Seeing the two people with a [-]% synchronization rate, Ye Lan burst out laughing: "Okay, I'll tell you our real body."

......

After listening to it, Yato's first concern was not that they came from other worlds, but... "This little brother must be higher than me?! Although he is only half of the divinity, the sun God is the Lord God ah ah ah ah!"

"Another powerful opponent competing for believers, damn it!"

Karna: "..."

"No, I have no idea of ​​establishing a religion, you can rest assured."

"Really?! Then do you want to be my little brother? If we work together, we will surely build the largest shrine and make the whole of Japan crazy for us!" Yato put his arms around Karna's shoulders, pointing to the ceiling as The vast sky, a proud expression of wanting to conquer the sea of ​​stars.

"Please excuse my refusal, I already have a Master." Karna knocked his hand down mercilessly.

"What about this black-skinned boy? I believe you will become the strongest artifact, and together with the strongest Yato-sama, you will become the strongest combination!"

"No, your voice reminds me of an unreliable and annoying guy, and you don't seem to be a good Master." Emiya directly punctured his dream.

"Why is this..." Yato knelt on the ground in frustration.

Looking at the god who was trying to poach his own corner, Ye Lan hung a row of black lines on his forehead: "...It's the first time I've seen such a miserable god..."

"Yato-san is still very powerful!" Natsume Takashi comforted Yato very conscientiously.

"Really?! Isn't it?!" Yato cried bitterly holding Natsume Takashi.

"...Although Brother Karna is stronger." The child's way of judging strength is very simple. Karna is eliminated directly, and Yato is just repulsed. Of course, the former is stronger.

"...I would be very strong if I had a divine weapon!" Yato retorted vigorously.

"That... what is the artifact you keep talking about? You also said that you want Karna and Emiya to be your artifacts?"

"I won't tell you! You all despise me! Hmph!" Ye Dou turned his head arrogantly.

Ye Lan tilted her head, and with a flash of inspiration, she took a five-yuan coin and threw it at Ye Dou: "Please tell me about the artifact."

"Hi~ Thank you for your patronage!" Yato flew to catch the coin very unscrupulously, quickly put it in the wine bottle where he kept the coin, cleared his throat and began to explain.

Artifacts are weapons approved by God.

Before turning into a divine weapon, it was a homeless and homeless lonely soul with nowhere to stay. When it wandered on the shore, it was summoned by the gods and signed a contract with the gods, giving it a shelter, and stayed with the gods longer than the dependents. ;It is usually a human figure, but it will change into a certain prop when the master calls it, and the shape of the prop will be different when serving different masters.

The gods have the power to give names, and the names will be engraved on the body in the form of a Chinese character. Basically, the artifact has only one name, and it only serves one master for a lifetime; if you want to serve a new master, you must first ask the previous master to erase your name .

God alone cannot fight, so it is necessary to make a contract with the undead and summon them to fight against "demons", otherwise life will be in danger, which is why Yato just drives away the shadow that entangles Kuroko Tetsuya rather than eradicated.

"'Yaomo (yakashi)'? Is there any difference from youkai?" Ye Lan keenly found that Ye Dou's words were a little different.

"The undead full of resentment and curses are called monsters. They vary in size and posture, but they are all lifeless. They are residents of the other side; only animals and young children can see them, and people between this side and the other side and people with special abilities."

"Monsters are alive and have entities, just like the famous Nue and Tamazamae in legends are monsters; monsters all have their own ideas, good and bad, unlike monsters that must be eliminated, some monsters --For example, Zashiki Doji -- are monsters that are friendly and beneficial to humans."

"So it's monsters and not monsters that pester Tetsuya?" Natsume Takashi was stunned.

"Yes, that friend of yours is still determined, and has not been influenced by monsters to do bad things or commit suicide. Only a little weakness is the best result."

"So serious?!" Natsume Takashi felt that if this kind of thing happened, it must be solved quickly, and he couldn't try the methods one by one slowly.

"Yes, it's very serious." Yato grabbed Natsume Takashi's shoulder with a solemn face, making the latter think that he was going to say something important, and it turned out... "So next time we meet again, call Give it to me~ Just five yuan can solve all your troubles!"

Natsume Takashi: "..." Erase the phone number, erase it.

"Okay, let's go here first today, it's getting late, you should go back, Guizhi." Ye Lan turned to look at a lot of unpacked sundries, plus she still had to prepare for the opening of the store tomorrow , so he took out another five-yuan coin, "Please send Guizhi home."

"Hi! Thank you for your patronage~ I guarantee that not a single hair will be lost~" Yato playfully stuck out his tongue and made a V.

Natsume Takashi: "..." I feel like a kidnapped child walking on the road with him...

Since then, <Day and Night> has had another regular customer, although most people don't see it very much.

Ye Lan was very happy, sometimes he couldn't accompany Natsume Takashi when the store was busy, now it would be great to have an extra playmate.

——Yes, his ideas are all based on cubs, that's how cubs are controlled.

A week later, Ye Dou also seemed to classify Ye Lan and the others as his believers, and lived in the shop shamelessly.

For a poor god who doesn’t have his own shrine and has to go to the house of someone he just met, Yelan wanted to add a recliner to the living room for him, but Emiya stopped him, saying that even if they don’t lack money, don’t do it. The lazy god spends more money, anyway, he doesn't need to sleep, just give him his own bed.

But Emiya refused to let Yato live in her room, so there was an extra single bed in the living room on the second floor, and there was an extra god on it who watched TV every day and didn't work.

During this year, two interesting things happened.

First, with the help of Natsume Takashi, Yato finally found the artifact, named cloud (kumo), instrument is cloud (un), and usually called cloud sound (kumone), he is a young man with a rather elite style. It is a pity that he died young.

With Yelan's support, Yunyin got rid of the white birthday robe she wore when she first became a divine weapon, and put on a more accustomed suit with a pair of black-rimmed glasses. There was one extra person, Karna and Emiya shared a room, and the extra one was given to the master and servant.

Grateful for Yu Yelan's help, and learning about Ye Dou's bad behavior of eating and living for free, Lord Shenming was pitifully suppressed by the artifact to find a job. He is really a master who has no dignity at all.

In this regard, Emiya gloats the most, and is even willing to set aside the rest time to join hands with Yunyin to find more part-time job opportunities for Yato, and the two have a good friendship because of this.

Second, Natsume Takashi brought his good friend Kuroko Tetsuya to <Day and Night> to meet the parents (not).

That is also a kind and honest boy. He knows that his physical fitness is not as good as others, but he insists on dreaming of playing basketball. He has put in several times and dozens of times of effort. How can Ye Lan not like it... Although sometimes you can't find people without mental power.

After Kuroko Tetsuya experienced the incident of being entangled by monsters, Natsume Takashi told him that he could see monsters. To the latter's surprise, Heizi Tetsu not only did not feel disgusted and fearful, but believed in Natsume Takashi, and also felt that he could see monsters. It's great to have the ability to be different.

It was the first time that he was affirmed by his peers, making Takashi Natsume bloom with florets for several days in a row, and the cute Yelan almost melted.

The author has something to say: beating is just like that, so Xueyin was dropped by the stupid author butterfly, and will not appear~ Little angels who like him, please don't hit me~

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