[Comprehensive master fate] On how to become a zombie king that everyone loves

"Ye, let's sleep together!" Young Jill said.

"...can I ask why?"

"Is there anything wrong with wanting to sleep with someone you like?"

"...Okay..." This kind of direct ball is more difficult to refuse than to make excuses.

"Ye, this wreath is for you!" Young Jill was holding an emerald green wreath dotted with small blue and white flowers.

"Huh? Ah, thank you."

"I made this up myself, does it look good?"

"The craftsmanship is comparable to that of the old lady in the flower shop. I like it very much."

"Then I'll give you another one in a different color tomorrow."

"Okay."

"Ye, this butter cake is delicious, come, let me feed you, ah~"

"...I'll do it myself."

Young Jill pouted: "Ah~!"

"...Ahhhh! Delicious!"

"Then have another bite~"

As a result, Yelan was fed and ate the whole cake.

Watching his best friend walk step by step without any self-consciousness into the trap set by Young Jill, Enkidu said that it was horrible.

Yelan became more and more conniving with Young Jill's behavior, and she was used to hugging him from time to time, and even gave Young Jill a lap pillow for him who took a nap every day, and occasionally Young Jill would sit on his lap when dealing with government affairs.

Enkidu: ...Sure enough, Jill will never be just a little angel no matter what time period, but...

The cub is really cute! Even if he is not being pursued, he can't help pampering Jill.

Both late-stage cub control sufferers can't help but wonder how well it would be if Gilgamesh never came back.

Obviously, this wish could not be realized, and one month later in the morning, Yelan found that the one who was supposed to be hugging Young Jill was replaced by the one being hugged.

"...It's changed back." Damn it! Ye Lan cursed secretly in her heart.

"Huh? Why, is there anything dissatisfied with this king's attitude?" The long-lost deep male voice rang in Yelan's ear.

Ye Lan slapped him unceremoniously: "Don't talk in my ear!"

"Hahahahaha!" Wang didn't care about Yelan's disrespectful behavior, but felt that if he could talk to him like this, then he didn't mind his previous coercion.

Wang's laughter made Ye Lan feel his back shaking with his chest: "... By the way, can you let me go?"

After the ambiguous posture was lifted, Ye Lan was finally able to talk to her best friend: "Since you have transformed back... let Siduri go."

Before becoming Young Jill, Wang Xinyan put Siduri in prison very young, but with Enkidu's care, and Young Jill left him alone afterwards, she didn't suffer much, but her freedom was restricted.

"You still dare to mention that woman!" Ye Lan's words wiped out Wang Huai's joy of waking up with his lover in his arms.

He could slowly wait for Yelan to accept him, but he couldn't bear the existence of another person in Yelan's heart.

"Alas..." Yelan sighed deeply, and sure enough, the adult version of Wang is not cute and troublesome: "I don't have that kind of relationship with Siduri, but she also likes Aaron very much, and she often comes to see him. We got to know each other better, and then we slowly started chatting."

"What I chatted with her was nothing more than Aaron's daily life, and I used her profound knowledge to let me know more about Uruk and the world..."

"Since that's the case, you can let the young king release her. Why wait until the king comes back?"

"What you do is to be responsible for yourself. You must cancel your order to achieve the purpose of cognitive error... Although it is a bit wronged Siduri, but in order to correct you, you can only do this."

"Hmph! Well, as you say."

In order to show respect for Yelan's request, Wang personally went to the prison to release him.

Gilgamesh:"......"

Is this still the king's prison? !

What grievances, except that I can't leave, it's not much different from the king's dormitory!

Everyone in the Quanshen Pagoda knew that their king had taken a fancy to Master Ye Lan and was pursuing him, so when Ye Lan wanted to mobilize those luxurious furniture that was not qualified to be put into the treasure house by the king, the people who thought they were going to assist asked Ye Lan without notifying the king. Lan took it away, wanting to show the generosity of her own king.

Then, needless to say, Yelan used all these furniture to decorate Siduri's cell, and even thought the space was too small to pierce the cells on both sides to form a big room.

Not only that, but in order to show compensation, Yelan also took care of the guards in the prison and asked them to offer Siduri food and drink every day, which caused Siduri to gain a few catties after she was in prison.

"Ah, king!" Siduri dropped the fruit she was nibbling on, and knelt down to Gilgamesh.

Gilgamesh: "..." I really want to kill this miscellaneous cultivator...

"This king let you go, but you have to know that it's all because of Ye's pleading, and this king still hates you."

Siduri thanked her respectfully, but she didn't take it seriously in her heart.

Humph! Now who doesn't know that Lord Yelan is the Achilles' heel of the king. As long as Lord Yelan is still covering her, the king will have nothing to do with her.

Siduri said that making friends with Master Yelan was really the most correct choice she made in this life.

This idea became more profound after hearing that Wang Xin reluctantly promoted himself, and then made himself the successor because of his promotion to chief priest.

Sure enough, that idiot king who eats jealousy can't beat Lord Yelan, his future is really bright~

Siduri didn't know if she had noticed that her address to Gilgamesh had become the fool king.

——Ah! He stared at me again, believe it or not, I will go to Lord Yelan to complain!

——Damn it, the idiot king has given so much work, so he has no time to play with Aaron and chat with Master Yelan... What a sinister intention!

——Thinking to transfer yourself out? Good idea! Looks like I have to find a time to act like a baby to Mrs. Ye Lan......

In this way, Siduri, who was supposed to be Gilgamesh's right-hand man, became a three-year-old child vying for Ye Lan's love with Wang.

Enkidu who was watching from the beginning to the end: Well, what a show =v=

Even Gilgamesh didn't realize that such a happy and laughing life was coming to an end.

It's another year's Harvest Festival, and the king has to deal with a troublesome goddess as usual, but this year there is someone with a certain identity.

It is not unbearable for him to feel that his lover is (not) by his side.

When he walked into the temple with Yelan, Wang's expression darkened instantly.

"Xi, Du, Li! What are you doing here?!"

"Doesn't the king know? The chief priest asked me to preside over this year's sacrifice. If something goes wrong, he can help me correct it in his lifetime."

Seeing Yelan, who congratulated Siduri for taking another step towards becoming the chief priest, Gilgamesh gritted his teeth secretly.

"Okay, please be stupid... The king backed off a little bit, we are going to invite the goddess Ishtar to come." Siduri accidentally said the nickname she gave Gilgamesh, and also So I reacted in time.

"Jill, come on, I'll give you ice cream, stop making trouble." Yelan coaxed the increasingly immature Wang into a three-year-old child.

"...Ye, this king is not juvenile now."

"Huh? I know?" That's why you have to coax him like this. Young Jill is so mature, so he wouldn't talk to him like this.

"...What does this king look like in your heart!"

"Do you really want to know?"

"...Shut up!" Wang escaped without courage.

Ishtar, who descended during the daily quarrel between the two: "..." Doesn't anyone notice that she is such a big god? !

"Gilgamesh! How dare you treat this goddess as nothing!"

"Ah, just stay and don't bother me." Gilgamesh, who was committed to cultivating a relationship with Ye Lan, didn't have extra time to pay attention to Ishtar.

"Gilgamesh! Don't think you can be so presumptuous because I like you!" Ishtar was irritated by the king's perfunctory attitude. The huge divine power reverberated in the temple, overwhelming everyone. I kneel down and apologize!"

"Hahahahahaha! This king doesn't need your love!" Gilgamesh opened the king's treasure, and the three treasures flew towards Ishtar, "This king has endured you disgusting woman for a long time !"

"You...!" Ishtar was so angry that he couldn't speak, pulled away the sky boat Maanna, and launched an offensive towards the king.

"My king! Please calm down!"

"My lord, stop insulting the goddess with your words!"

"O king, please take back your disrespectful words!"

Fearing the goddess' wrath, the priests and witches put forward suggestions one after another, but it only made Gilgamesh even more angry.

"This is my king's Uruk, and I will control everything! This king announces that starting today, Uruk will no longer serve this goddess of broken shoes who is even lower than a prostitute!"

He has endured it for a long time. This is the king's kingdom, which is ruled by the king and borne by the king, instead of being played like a toy by those gods who are superior but have nothing to do!

Just in time, let's take this opportunity to make a clean break!

"Gilgamesh, are you trying to deny the gods?!"

"Hahahahahaha! This is the kingdom of the king, the world of the king, and everything is decided by the king! There is no need for you useless and self-righteous gods to interfere!"

"Go back to God Realm, and never show up again!"

On this day, King Gilgamesh, the son of man and god, completely broke with the gods, denied his divinity, and ruled the world as a "king of men".

Gilgamesh swept around the priests and witches who were trembling because he declared war on the gods: "This king knows that it is your duty to worship and serve the gods. Now, this king gives you the right to choose."

"Leave, this king will not punish you, but don't appear in front of this king again; stay, and under the leadership of this king, you will fight against God!"

Everyone left, and ran away in a panic while praying, leaving only one person behind.

"King, you are our king, I will obey all your orders, defy God, defeat God, even kill God!"

"Hahahahaha! This king underestimated you, Siduri."

"Jill, is it really all right?" Just because of the many disasters brought about by rejecting Ishtar every year, now that he has officially broken with God, one can imagine how terrible God's punishment will come.

"This king has long wanted to do this! This is the world of human beings. No matter what natural and man-made disasters happen, they should be borne by human beings themselves, instead of relying on those arrogant gods who talk about benevolence but treat people as ants!"

"Well said!" Enkidu, who came over after receiving the news, clapped vigorously.

He is a weapon created by gods, but he has been with humans for too long, witnessing countless human beings who are tenaciously surviving in crises.

This world...doesn't need a god anymore.

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