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After Guti said "I love you" loudly to Redondo, Redondo also said this to Guti.

Next, the two of them kept saying these words to each other as if they were floods that opened the gates.

"I love you!"

"I love you!"

"I love you!"

……

The two kept talking, wondering how many of these "I love you" meant "sorry" and how much of them meant sincere love for each other.

The two talked non-stop for a long time, and finally stopped at the same time, and then they looked at each other and laughed at the same time.

At this time, they all felt that they were really stupid just now, and lost all their face in front of each other.

Guti was secretly annoyed in his heart, originally he was worried that Redondo thought he was young and unreliable, and he made such a naive behavior again, will Redondo not trust him even more in the future?Didn't he all decide to be a man that Redondo could rely on and trust?Why did you get off to a bad start at the beginning!

Similarly, Redondo felt somewhat embarrassed.He was so hot-headed just now, he said so many "I love you" more crazily than Guti.Firstly, because he is not the kind of person who likes and is good at expressing feelings, the behavior just now is a bit out of line for him in normal times.Secondly, he has always been a mature and reliable image in front of Guti. Will the behavior just now make Guti feel that he is not so reliable?

For a long time, Redondo felt that he should be the leader of the relationship between the two of them, but just now he was a little hesitant. It seemed that Guti was more comfortable than him in dealing with their relationship.

"Sure enough, he is indeed a prodigal son in love!" Redondo thought sourly in his heart, and tried to restrain himself from raising his hand to lift Guti over and rub him.

The two of them were thinking about their own thoughts, and suddenly the space became silent again.

The silence will always be broken, and the one that breaks is the grunt from Guti's stomach.

Redondo looked over and said, "You're hungry, when was your last meal?" Given that the Spaniards have too many problems with eating, Redondo felt that it was necessary for him to ask clearly.

Guti scratched his head, he thought hard: "Last night? No, it was noon, or..."

Because he was worried about Redondo and was preparing to welcome Redondo's return, Guti didn't eat much in the past two days.He was busy cleaning and worried that Redondo would not forgive him, but he didn't feel hungry.Right now, as soon as he reconciled with Redondo, the hunger that Guti had never noticed came out to find a sense of existence.

Hearing that Guti didn't even know when he ate, Redondo became a little angry, angry that Guti always didn't take good care of himself.Then he sighed, forget it, he better take care of this guy.Even if this guy is a slippery little cunning, a little bastard who can do well because of emotional problems, he still needs his care in some aspects.

"I'll go to the kitchen to cook for you. What do you want to eat?" Redondo rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the kitchen.

When Guti heard that he could eat the meal made by Redondo again, he was just about to order with a happy smile when he suddenly remembered something and ran over to prevent Redondo from entering the kitchen. "Fernando, you must be very tired just after you came back. Let's go out...to eat..."

Halfway through Guti's words, he found that Redondo had already opened the trash can in the kitchen, and then Redondo saw all the things he threw in it.

Seeing the things in the trash can, Redondo was a little angry, and he looked back at Guti: "How did you learn to sort garbage? And what about these cakes, they all look fresh, why don't you threw?"

Redondo knew that Guti had a bad habit of being a picky eater, and sometimes he threw away something that was not to his liking.

When they lived together in the past few years, he has been working hard to get rid of Guti's bad habit.Finally, it has some effect, at least Guti will eat the nutritious food that he likes to eat most of the time.And Redondo also has a bit of a bad taste, he likes to look at Guti's frowning expression as he ate the food forcefully.

Now they just had a cold war for a few days, and this guy Guti reverted to his old ways, and even worse, he threw all the good food into the trash can.

Guti lowered his head as early as when Redondo opened the trash can, and he knew that when Redondo saw what was in the trash can, he would definitely scold him.Huh, the mature and reliable image he had been preparing to establish in front of Redondo failed at the very beginning.

Even with his head down, Guti can feel Redondo's eyes, which must be similar to those of the dean of his middle school.But he only loves this old man, not the middle-aged bald dean.

Redondo was a little angry. Although he loved Guti, he would never spoil him and let him develop a whole body of stinky problems.For Redondo, wasting food is clearly one of the bad things.

"These cakes are still fresh, you shouldn't throw them away..." Redondo's sermon began.

Guti couldn't help muttering: "But it's not pretty."

Redondo heard this, and he looked at Guti even more disapprovingly.He knew that Guti sometimes had a pretty face control, but when did this problem of face control spread to food?

"It's good enough," Redondo said.

Guti added another sentence in passing: "But it's not delicious either."

"Would you patronize a restaurant that doesn't taste good?" Redondo was annoyed by Guti, who sometimes had a sticky mouth, and would never eat something that didn't taste good.

Guti's head drooped again: "Because I made it, I tasted it, and it's not good."

Redondo was stunned for a moment, and he carefully identified the well-shaped cake in the trash can. It looked like a chocolate cake, and it looked okay.

He couldn't help but sigh with emotion. Guti's talents and skills are too messy. He sings and dances for a while, and designs a clothing style for a while. This time, even his culinary talent is lit up.It seems that he can give up the kitchen in the future, and let this guy who eats ready-made food every day and is picky about ordering dishes to cook by himself.

However, just after Redondo came up with the idea of ​​letting Guti cook in the future, he heard Guti say: "I learned to make your Argentine chocolate cake, and I want you to eat it after you come back from the away game. It’s not good, it’s much worse than what’s on the recipe.”

Guti was a little annoyed. He originally planned to make some of Redondo's hometown flavor to please him, but after finishing it, he felt that it was not well done, so he threw it into the trash can casually, and then forgot to throw it away.Now it's all right, if he fails to please Lei Dongduo, it will probably make him angry again.

Hearing Guti's words, Redondo was slightly stunned, and then carefully identified the remains of the cake again: "Chocotorta?"

Chocotorta is a traditional Argentinian dessert. It is a pastry layered with cakes and chocolate biscuits. Before stacking, the chocolate biscuits will be dipped in coffee or milk and wine, which is very rich in taste.

Redondo doesn't like dessert very much, but he likes this kind of Chocotorta, especially the one dipped in coffee.He didn't expect that Guti would make this for him. Although he looked at it for a long time, he really didn't see that it was Chocotorta, but he still felt the intention.

If Chocotorta hadn't been thrown into the trash can and got dirty, Redondo would like to taste what it would be like if Guti made it himself.

Over there, Redondo silently looked at the Chocotorta in the trash can without speaking, and Guti felt even more disturbed. Maybe the thing about him throwing away the food angered Redondo.They've just reconciled, he hasn't done that with Redondo yet, don't fight, don't fight, don't go to Raul's house to see Raul and Morientes kiss me, and don't sleep with Raul!

"Fernando?" Guti called Redondo's name in a low voice, whether it's scolding or punishing you, it's a good word for you!

Redondo came back to his senses, and he looked at Guti, who was enjoying his height but lowered his head and looked timid because he had exchanged bodies with him.He seems to be too strict with Guti, a little too much.

Thinking of this, Redondo stretched out his hand to touch Guti's hair, he felt a little regretful, this is not Guti's own blond hair, the blond hair feels really good.

"Wasting food is wrong..."

When Redondo mentioned this topic, Guti became frowning when he heard it. See, he still made Redondo unhappy.

"I'm sorry." Guti said something casually.

As soon as his words were out of his mouth, Redondo drew a kiss: "Dear Jose, it seems that you just fouled."

They just set the rules, and they will stop saying sorry to each other in the future, and whoever forgets will be kissed by the other party.Just now, because he forgot for a while, Redondo said sorry, and was confused by Guti.Now that Guti also said it, Redondo naturally kissed him hard according to the rules set by Guti.

After kissing Guti, Redondo had to admit that Guti, a slick guy, had a really good idea, and now he was thinking about trying to trick Guti into making mistakes, so he said a few more words of sorry.

A blush appeared on Guti's face, he enjoyed Redondo's kiss quite a bit, which made him feel a sense of dizzy and warm comfort.He was also thinking about whether he should just make a mistake, say a few words of sorry on purpose, and enjoy Redondo's punishment service?It's a great feeling!

The two "have their own ghosts" and each have their own calculations, hoping to get a lot of "benefits".

Fortunately, Redondo still remembered the words at the beginning: "Let's get back to business, it is wrong for you to waste food, and you must accept punishment."

Speaking of this, Redondo blushed a little, because this punishment was more or less false, for his own benefit.

"I see." Guti drooped his head, not seeing the rare flash of narrowness in Redondo's eyes.He also thought that Redondo would punish him to exercise his physical fitness, or to improve his skills.

Unexpectedly, Redondo said softly: "I want to punish you for making me a Chocotorta again."

"Ah?" Guti looked up stupidly, he heard right.

It was rare to see Guti's stupid look, and Redondo couldn't help himself, so he kissed him lightly on the side of his mouth.

While kissing Guti, Redondo also sighed in his heart. It seems that after he started his relationship with Guti, his mentality has degraded a bit, and it is getting more and more out of line with his age.Maybe after a while, he will be about the same mental age as Guti, and the age gap he has been worried about between them will be filled.

But after looking at Guti, who was still standing there stupidly in a daze, Redondo felt that he would not be able to catch up with Guti's mental age for a while. After all, the mentality of a three-year-old child is really not so easy to achieve. .

"Still standing there stupidly, your punishment is about to begin." Redondo said deliberately with a tigerish face.

"Oh, I'll be right here." Guti came back to his senses, and immediately went to Redondo who was already standing by the cooking table.

His brain turned quickly, and he had already realized that this was not a punishment, but at most it was some kind of invitation from a thin-skinned old man like Redondo.The two of them made sweet snacks together, if only they could make something along the way.

Seeing that Guti was staring at him with wide eyes, Redondo was a little embarrassed: "Are you doing it with your eyes? What are you thinking?" Guti looked at him with affectionate eyes. My heart is not feeling well, it is beating too fast.

Guti said foolishly: "I was thinking that the cooking table is so big that you can lie on it..." He came to his senses when he said this, how could he say all the colorful things in his mind, but the person who said this Every now and then, a certain old man kept appearing in his mind, lying on the cooking table and letting him pick and grab.Redondo has always had a boundless amorous face on his ascetic face, which made his nose bleed just thinking about it.

But Guti only thought for a while, and was woken up by the murderous and cold air coming from Redondo.

Guti only spoke half of what he said, but Redondo probably figured it out. This guy didn't have any good things in his mind, so he gave him a hard look.

Guti immediately shrank his head and started to prepare the ingredients, but this time it was Redondo's turn to think wildly.Guti’s statement that the cooking table is very large really opened the door to a new world for Redondo. This gentleman who probably only fixes certain sports on the bed has some thoughts in his mind.

"Ahem..." Redondo coughed quickly to cover up his embarrassment, he spurned himself in his heart, what was he thinking just now, he didn't think about Guti lying on the cooking table without clothes.

Guti looked over suspiciously, which drew Redondo's annoyed stare: "Don't hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Ah? Oh." Guti obediently sped up the movements of his hands immediately. He didn't know it at all. He just thought about Redondo lying on the cooking table wearing only an apron, and Redondo But he was already imagining him lying on the cooking table without clothes on.

Guti speeded up the production of Chocotorta because Redondo said he was hungry. When Redondo finally put aside the disharmonious scene in his mind and came to help, the cooperation of the two accelerated the production of Chocotorta even more.

A stacked and crooked Chocotorta was finally completed with the joint efforts of two people.

Guti tilted his head and looked at the finished product: "What we made is really the Chocotorta of Argentina, isn't it the Leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy?"

Looking at the crooked Chocotorta, Guti was a little puzzled, would Redondo like this finished product?

Obviously, Redondo is very satisfied: "Very good, there are many ways to make Chocotorta, and there is no fixed way and only one way, and it will be even better if it is paired with yerba mate."

Guti rolled his eyes. The Argentinian obsession with yerba mate was too much for him.But then he changed his mind, the way to drink yerba mate is to drink it together with a gourd and a straw.So if he drinks yerba mate with Redondo...

Thinking of this, Guti immediately echoed Redondo's words: "I like yerba mate tea too, let's drink it together then."

Redondo looked at him suspiciously, he always felt that Guti's active look was abnormal, um, very obscene.Rarely, Redondo used a word that didn't fit Guti very well on him.

Next, two people bring the finished Chocotorta to the table.

Although Redondo said he was very hungry and wanted to eat Chocotorta, the calories were already beyond the player's allowable range, and they could only eat a small piece.Redondo made some extra healthy food, brought it over, and the two of them ate together.

In the past few days, because of the Cold War, neither of them has eaten well.Now the other party is by my side, the cold war is over, the relationship is better, the atmosphere is not bad, and the two of them are very satisfied with the food.

Halfway through the meal, Guti remembered one thing: "I asked Carvagal to contact relevant experts in sports medicine, and I decided to have an operation."

Seeing that Redondo opened his mouth to say something, he quickly stopped him and said, "Now I am 'Leidondo', and I have the right to choose to operate immediately."

Redondo smiled: "That's what I wanted to say just now, now you have the final say."

Guti nodded triumphantly: "That's right, I have the final say. I said I need surgery. If you don't agree, I'll hit my knee against the wall immediately, and I'll be so seriously injured that I can't play."

Redondo's smile suddenly subsided, and he said to Guti with a stern expression: "Jose, I solemnly ask you to remember, never hurt yourself, even when we exchange bodies again .I won't allow you to get hurt, otherwise I can't guarantee that I will do something terrible, you know?"

Guti nodded quickly, he was a little frightened by such a serious Redondo, he seemed to recall the unreasonable Redondo when he hated his various imitations and adoration, the Redondo just now was more than that at that time Also terrible.

But there is no need for Redondo to warn him, what Guti said just now was actually to scare Redondo, so he was reluctant to hit Redondo's knee against the wall, and he would be so distressed to death.

Both of them tacitly did not mention the cause of Redondo's injury, especially about Guti's actions in the World Cup in France.The injury has already been done, how it was done is irrelevant, the important thing is how to heal the injury.

Originally, Redondo planned to adopt conservative treatment because he did not want Guti to know the cause of his injury, and also considering the recent shortage of personnel in Real Madrid.

Speaking of which, Real Madrid has been unlucky recently. There are always injuries. It’s like their main goalkeeper and substitute goalkeeper are injured. Even Iker Casillas, who is in the youth team, has to be thrown to the front line from time to time. The team's bench to make up the number.Hierro was also injured, but this tough guy chose to stick to the game for the team.At this time, if Redondo, who is the backbone of the team, is also injured, it will really hit Real Madrid hard.

Although Redondo did not come from Real Madrid's youth training and is even an Argentine himself, he has a deep affection for the Real Madrid team and is willing to fight for the team, so he chose conservative treatment after consideration.

It was only after Guti learned about his injury and after listening to the doctor's opinion that he made an immediate operation decision for Redondo.

"I thought you would agree with my conservative treatment decision for the sake of Real Madrid's results." Redondo thought suddenly, whether this is to some extent, he defeated Guti's beloved Real Madrid.

"Of course I love Real Madrid, but I love you more, you idiot!" Guti blurted out angrily.

Real Madrid is his favorite team, yes, but his favorite man is Fernando Redondo.At the moment when he knew about Redondo's injury, Guti chose to consider for Redondo without hesitation.

"You old man who loves to worry, Real Madrid has gone through a hundred years. No matter how many things you have experienced, they will stand still. Without you, there will be no problems. I hope that Real Madrid can win all the championships. That said, but that is not realistic at all, and I prefer to win the championship with you, you should recover sooner." Guti muttered.

Seeing Guti like that, Redondo had the idea of ​​teasing him: "Then I don't worry about it, what should I do?"

"Ah?" Guti opened his mouth wide. Was it Redondo who said that?

"You are a fool." Redondo smiled and kissed Guti.Guti responded by wrapping his arms around Redondo's neck to deepen the kiss.

A few days later, the two major mouthpieces of Real Madrid, Marca, Aspen, and other large and small media published a major news one after another-Redon was seriously injured, he was about to have surgery, and he was reimbursed for the season!

The author has something to say: the mushrooms are reconciled, and by the way, make sweet snacks. If you eat too much sweet, be careful with your teeth. Everyone is the same as mushrooms.

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——Raul’s Diary——

The weather thunderstorm on xx, xx, xxxx

Sooner or later, I will kill that dead golden retriever who is always showing off in my ears. Isn’t it because you played many World Cup games instead of the long-haired senior, and finally the long-haired senior gave you a replica of the Hercules Cup?

Humph, what a big deal!My stupid cow will give it to me too, right?

What!Stupid cow, what are you talking about, we are all Spanish players, and if we want to win the World Cup, there will be an imitation?The wind is too strong, I can't hear clearly!No, I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!

The stupid golden retriever's triumphant look made me mad, as if he got drunk and threw him on the long-haired senior's bed to beep beep beep!

Eh, no, the two of them seem to be sleeping in the same bed all the time?Or I'll come up with a complete set, even the small pills are ready for them.

Ahhhhhhh, before I can implement my plan, someone actually found out about my affair with Stupid Niu, what should I do?Should he kill the whistleblower directly, or come out along the steps, or refuse to admit it?