[football] dislocation

The final result of the game was very satisfying to the head coaches, players and fans of both sides. It was a very exciting game.

The head coach achieved the goal of running the lineup, and the players also left a place in the heart of the head coach through their performance.The fans watched a wonderful game and talked about it afterwards.

Of course, some people are dissatisfied, such as Guti and Redondo.

Because this friendly match is a bet between the two of them, a bet about the upper and lower positions on the bed.

Whoever wins this game will gain the dominant position on the bed, in other words, the top position.But the result was indeed a draw. How could this be counted? Could it be one time per person?

Guti and Redondo couldn't express their displeasure, because both of them performed well in this game.How could it be possible for two people who performed well to look frowning?

In the opening stage of the friendly match, Guti assisted Morientes with a corner kick and scored the first goal of the game.

After that, Redondo and Riquelme played together, and Crespo scored the equalizer.And after 2 minutes, Crespo scored twice to overtake the score.

With such a score, the two sides entered the second half of the game, which was also the time for Guti to show off.

At the beginning of the game, Guti dribbled the ball horizontally in front of the penalty area and cooperated with Raul. Raul pinned down the Argentine defender and opened the gap for him.Faced with this gap, Guti calmly shot, scored the ball and equalized the score.

Next, Guti showed his beautiful through technique and passed the ball to Raul.When Morientes played the role of the bridgehead of the center and made a containment, Raul also scored a goal and once again exceeded the score.

The score of [-]-[-] lasted for a long time, so that Guti wanted to stick in his waist from the bottom of his heart and laughed triumphantly in front of Redondo.Because if this score keeps going, Spain will win the game in the end, and he will also win the battle with Redondo.

It may be that Guti's complacent look has not been concealed. Redondo stared at him for a long time, and then silently returned to his own half to direct his teammates to launch an attack.He looked calm on the surface, but Raul, who happened to see his expression, trembled.

Raul felt that Redondo was similar to a volcano that was about to erupt. It looked calm at the moment, but it contained infinite dangers.

Then Redondo's performance also confirmed Raul's guess.

When the game was coming to an end and the referee had already started to look at his watch, Redondo and his teammates played a two-for-one cooperation, and he easily pushed the shot into the net.

Redondo's shooting rate in the past few years was very low, but no one asked for a defensive midfielder to be as good at shooting as a striker.However, in the past few years, for unknown reasons, his shooting skills have improved by leaps and bounds, and his shooting rate has also increased year by year.

Redondo's scoring rate has increased, which is welcome for Real Madrid.But in this game, for the Real Madrid players in the Spanish national team, they are not so happy.It was precisely because of Redondo's goal that they turned a successful victory into a draw.

The most unhappy thing here is Guti, especially the look in Redondo's eyes when he deliberately walked around him after scoring a goal.

Guti could clearly read what Redondo wanted to say to him from there: "You are still far from winning against me!"

Obviously, as long as he persisted for a few more minutes, he could win a victory, but in the end he fell short, which made Guti very frustrated.The feeling of falling from a height is really bad.

"I hate losing!" Guti said to Raul after the game.

Raul was a little puzzled. Didn't today's game end in a draw? How did Guti say it was a failure?

"Our Real Madrid players are doing well." In the stands, Florentino said to Di Stefano, who was about to get up to participate in the reception of the Spanish Football Association for the Argentine team.

In Florentino's view, several Real Madrid players performed well in this game.Spain's forward trio each scored goals, Hierro in defense also worked hard, and Argentina's Redondo also performed very well.

These players will become his capital as the chairman of Real Madrid in the future, either for his use or by him for money.

The construction businessman, who had longed for the Real Madrid chair, began to fantasize about what he would look like after moving into Real Madrid.

Regarding Florentino's words, Di Stefano just smiled and said goodbye to him without expressing too much.This disappointed Florentino, who had come to win over the Real Madrid veteran to stand on his side during the chairman election, but then he didn't care.If he could easily express his attitude, he wouldn't be Di Stefano who plays an important role in Real Madrid.

The bosses are busy playing guessing and guessing, but the players happily participated in the post-match reception.

Spain and Argentina have deep historical ties, and Argentine players are also willing to come to Spain to play football. The food and language here will make them feel at home when they are homesick.Therefore, many players of the two teams are familiar with each other, even teammates and friends.

Guti made a lot of limelight in the game today, and was pressured by Hierro to say hello to the bosses of the Football Association.

Although he was very disgusted with talking and laughing hypocritically with the bosses, Guti, who already had his own business, still knew the importance of these interpersonal relationships, so he could only deal with them in a pretentious manner.

Whenever Guti turned around to see Redondo sitting there leisurely after chatting and laughing with a certain big shot, he was very jealous.

Redondo's personality made him dislike such occasions.However, as the captain of the Argentine national team, and Guti gave Valdano a lot of misunderstandings when he pretended to be him before, it is impossible for him to be absent on such occasions.

However, Redondo's aura was too strong, except for Valdano who came over and said a few words, not many people really dared to come and harass him.So compared to Guti who is as busy as a bee, Redondo looks as leisurely as possible.This made Guti, who was already depressed for not winning the game, feel even worse.

Finally, the reception ended and the Spanish team disbanded on the spot.The same is true for the Argentine team. Many Argentine players who played in Spain returned to their places of residence.Redondo can also go home after entrusting Messi's two children to his teammates who are going back to Argentina.

"Going home?" When Redondo finished his work and walked out of the hotel, he saw Guti leaning handsomely on the body of the newly bought sports car waiting for him.

"Of course." Redondo likes the word "go home" that Guti said very much. He likes Guti's apartment which is not too big and has not so many functions. There are countless warm memories between him and Guti. .

Guti drove, and the two of them rushed back to Guti's apartment.

"What's the plan for tomorrow?" Redondo asked Guti.

This friendly match coincides with the national team match day. After the match, in order for the players to return to their clubs, there are still a few days off.Even in Madrid, Redondo and Guti can enjoy the holiday.

Guti said before that he wanted to renovate the house that Redondo bought. Redondo recently hired a designer to do this. He plans to go with Guti to meet with the designer tomorrow.Because this is a house where two people live together, Redondo hopes to make Guti live more comfortably, so he must listen to Guti's opinion.

But Guti obviously had other arrangements, and it was an arrangement that Redondo didn't like to hear: "I made an appointment with Arancha and she sent me a text message today, saying that she has something to ask me."

Arancha?

The lady he saw on the TV in the locker room today flashed through Redondo's mind, that Guti's confidante.He remembered that Guti said that if he wanted to get married, Arancha must be his best choice.

Although the two have established their relationship, sometimes Redondo also feels a little insecure.

He is older than Guti, will Guti meet someone who is younger than him and more liked by him in the future?

He is a man, will Guti want to live a normal family life in the future and choose to marry a woman?

Redondo sometimes thinks that he is funny, and always thinks about what he has and what he doesn't.But just because he was very serious about this relationship and invested deeply, he cared more about it.

Now that Guti said he was going to see Arancha, Redondo had to admit that he was jealous!

"Is there something for you? What can she need for you?" Redondo's tone already brought some sourness.

Guti was stunned for a moment, he always felt that he had heard wrongly, but when he saw Redondo's annoyed expression after he finished speaking, he burst out laughing. "Did our family buy too much vinegar recently? Why do I smell so sour in the house?"

Redondo regretted it after he finished speaking. It was really embarrassing for a big man to be jealous of a small woman.

But seeing Guti's teasing expression, he was still a little ashamed.

However, Redondo generously admitted on the issue of jealousy: "I am a little jealous. I am jealous that you are so popular. Do you know how many girl fans you have?"

Guti laughed even more happily: "I don't know how many female fans you have, but I know you must have a lot of female fans, and there are many, many male fans."

Guti felt that if he turned over the old score, he should be jealous of Redondo.Redondo is the prince of Real Madrid. He has countless male and female fans. I don't know how many people like him.

The two looked at each other, and then laughed at the same time.The two of them were really naive just now, to argue over such a boring question.

"What does that lady want from you?" Redondo tried his best to ask calmly.He always reminded himself that Guti was such a dazzling existence, surrounded by countless people of the opposite sex and the same sex, if he was jealous all of them, he would really be overwhelmed, and it would also damage the relationship between them.

Guti shrugged: "Maybe there is a new album, or a movie she wants to watch, or she discovered a delicious restaurant and wants to invite me to eat." For Alancha, Guti's positioning is very A good friend to talk to.Assuming that if he had to choose a lover of the opposite sex, he would choose Alancha without hesitation.It's just that now he clearly knows that it's just a hypothesis, because the person he loves is Redondo.

Redondo was a bit worried, that Miss Alancha seemed to have too much in common with Guti, and the two had the same or similar hobbies.Compared with Arancha who is much older than Guti, even more than double digits, he, who is only single digits older than Guti, seems even more out of tune.

Does he want to consider studying those things that Guti likes?

But thinking of Guti's favorite music and those oil paintings that he didn't understand, Redondo also had a rare headache.To be honest, when he was busy with his studies in college, he didn't have such a hard time doing homework.

When Redondo was struggling, Guti suddenly smiled.He squatted and pressed his body on Redondo's thick back, as if he had no bones. "I like you as a person, not records or movies or restaurants."

Redondo was shocked, and Guti had already seen what he was thinking.

Guti continued: "I have people who I can chat with. I can chat with my friends about music, art, and food. But there are some things that I can't chat with them, such as feelings. I only talk to you about this. .” He leaned close to Redondo’s ear and blew frivolously.

Redondo's ears suddenly felt itchy, and he moved his body awkwardly, trying to grab Guti from his back.

But Guti hugged his neck and didn't let go, as if a koala couldn't leave his tree.

Redondo felt that the temperature of his body was gradually rising from his ears, and his whole heart was about to pop out of his chest.This man who can face the best forwards on the court can be calm and composed, but at this moment he has the urge to hide.

After finally hearing Guti's laughter, Redondo managed to calm himself down.Obviously, Guti took pleasure in teasing him to lose his composure, so he just made it so that he couldn't see it.Redondo felt that in the process of fighting wits with Guti, his mentality was also much younger, and he was getting closer to Guti's age.

"It is true that there are some things that cannot be done with other people." Redondo said, abruptly pulled Guti who was lying lazily on him from his back into his arms.

Guti, who changed his position all of a sudden, was calm. He put his arms around Redondo's neck: "I agree."

This sentence seemed to be a signal, and Redondo and Guti attacked each other at the same time.They aimed at each other's lips, every inch of skin, and launched an attack.

In the silent room, the man's suppressed moaning and groaning could be heard.

After a while, Guti tilted his head and looked at his results.

Redondo's coat had already been taken off by him, and the clothes inside seemed to be ripped off, and there was a bulge somewhere on his chest, which was sucked by him for a long time just now, and it was red with some shiny liquid.The old man's expression was no longer very calm, and it seemed that there was a kind of unbearable pain under his calm expression.

While Guti was looking at Redondo, Redondo was also looking at him.

Guti's clothes had been lifted up, and hickey marks were left on his fairer skin, which were the masterpieces of Redondo just now.

"Let's do it!" Guti said suddenly, he couldn't wait to taste Redondo.

The same goes for Redondo.

But there is a big problem that needs to be solved urgently in front of them, and that is the problem of up and down.

Originally, the two of them planned to make a decision through this match, but the match ended in a draw, so how to solve the problem of the match?

The two people stared at each other, they loved each other deeply, but on a certain issue, they still didn't want to let go.Why does he have to be the one below?

Redondo glared at Guti as if he were any hateful striker who dared to break into the goal he guarded.

Guti also stared at Redondo without showing any weakness, just like when he kept claiming that he was Redondo's black fan.

In the past, whenever two people stared at each other like this, it was often the beginning of a fight.

But now they are in a relationship of lovers, fighting over a matter of up and down, both of them feel that it is a bit of a fuss.And Guti even felt that it was a point-giving question. Unless he switched bodies with Redondo again, he would definitely not be able to beat Redondo.

How to do?

The two disheveled men stared at each other, exchanging this question in their eyes.

Fighting is impossible, but what can be done?

"How about we masturbate each other?" Guti hesitated and made a suggestion that made Redondo a little ashamed.

Since the top and bottom can't decide and can't do a full set, then let's do a half set, and let each other help each other out.

For football players, it is very easy to get excited, and some people get too excited, and they will solve the problem by masturbating themselves in the lounge.But sometimes, when you are too excited, you need the help of your teammates.

Guti and Redondo are no strangers to this point, but it is still very shameful for them, especially Redondo, to help the other party who is already a lover.

But looking at Guti's big blinking eyes, and thinking about the uncomfortable feeling of swelling somewhere in his body, Redondo finally nodded his head with difficulty.

The two people are facing each other, they can see each other's eyes when they look up, and they can even see their little brothers cuddling up close together when they look down, and then stretch out their hands devoutly...

Originally, the two people touched and gnawed at each other just now, and the fire was already lit. Now the person who loves them the most touches it with their own hands. This exciting feeling really cannot be described in words.

Soon, Guti yelled loudly, and as he yelled, he fell on Redondo.He was much younger than Redondo, and he couldn't help but be stimulated. Originally, Redondo could hold on for a while, but when he saw Guti fall over, he also fell over all at once.

The two intertwined and fell together for a long time without moving.

Then after a while, Guti woke up first, he sat up slowly, opened his eyes, and was startled when he saw Redondo's hair caught in his eyes.

Then Redondo also woke up, he also sat up, and then saw Guti who was looking at him from the opposite side.Suddenly he yelled out: "Damn it, why did you change it again?"

That's right, at the passionate moment just now, Guti and Redondo switched bodies after a long absence.

Half an hour later, Redondo had already tidied up the room and cleaned everything that needed to be cleaned.

During this time, Guti kept talking in his ear.

Guti is in a very bad mood now. Originally, he and the old man in his family were having sex with each other. First, they tried to masturbate each other. After Redondo got used to it, he planned to trick the old man into bed. .But at this time, they switched again. Guti wanted to scold people so much that they could switch with each other. What if they had sex in the future?What if half of it is done and replaced?

Listening to Guti's cursing, Redondo also frowned.Although Guti was cursing and cursing indiscriminately because of his emotional relationship, he also mentioned a key point. It would be really embarrassing if he changed half of it.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help looking at Guti, and Guti just happened to look over. The two people's eyes met, and then quickly separated.

You must exercise restraint recently!You must not be unable to hold back and bring people to bed!

Both of them said this to themselves in their hearts, and they should continue their pure love recently.Well, that's right, it's fine to fall in love, and the issue of going to bed is put on hold for now.

Both of them are very experienced in body swapping, even if the reason for this swap is a bit special and difficult to explain.

They first called two insiders, Raul and Hierro, and Guti called his mother to inform them that the two of them had switched again, so that they could have a mental preparation.However, when asked about the reason for this exchange, the two of them were absolutely tight-lipped. This kind of reason is too embarrassing and must not be said!

After dealing with these matters, the two of them lay down on the bed.Now it can only be simply lying on the bed, not in any additional situation.

"Don't forget to see Alancha for me tomorrow." Before going to sleep, Guti still remembered to remind Redondo.

Redondo suddenly felt that such a sudden exchange was not without benefits, so let him go to see that Miss Alancha for Guti tomorrow.

But the next day, Redondo met with Guti and Arancha according to the agreement.

The lady's words were astonishing, and Redondo almost broke out in a cold sweat when she said a word: "Jose, have a baby with me!"

Guti's confidante looked at him with a smile, speaking astonishingly as if throwing a bomb.

have a baby?Do you play house as a game?Redondo couldn't help but want to complain.

The author has something to say: the final result of the game was a tie, and the mushrooms were swapped again, hahaha...

Stupid author throws out today's Raul's diary before getting punched

The weather is light rain on xx, xx, xxxx

Facts have proved that Stupid Niu is really unreliable. He didn't dare to help me destroy my corpse.Well, actually I don’t dare, the long-haired senior is too scary!

It's nothing to be afraid of if the golden retriever knows about me and the stupid cow.Although Golden Retriever usually annoys me enough, he is reliable enough, and he will definitely stand by my side.

But the long-haired senior is too scary!He just glanced at me lightly, and I felt like my legs were going to cramp, so I don't know why the stupid golden retriever likes the long-haired senior.

How to do?How to do?How to do?

Stupid cow, do you want to elope with me?I can dance the bull, we can pretend to be a matador and his bull!Let's linger to the end of the world!

But before eloping, I still had the courage to propose to the long-haired senior that I must be with my bull. I am a brave matador!